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Poker Face Season 1 Episode 2

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00:00:00If you want money in your pocket, and a top hat on your head, a hot meal on your table, and a blanket on your bed, but today's great skies, tomorrow's tears.
00:00:28You'll have to wait till yesterday's year, I'm going to New York City, and I'm leaving my train, and if you want to stay behind, wait till I come back again, today's great skies, tomorrow's tears, you'll have to wait till yesterday's year.
00:00:54If you want to go where rainbows end, you'll have to say goodbye.
00:01:06All our dreams come true, baby, up ahead, and it's out where your memories lie.
00:01:16When the road is out before me, the morning's shining bright, what I want you to remember is I disappear tonight, but today's great skies, tomorrow's tears, you'll have to wait till yesterday's year.
00:01:39You'll have to wait till yesterday's year.
00:01:45All right, all right, you guys liked the last time I showed you how to make an off-the-menu sandwich, so tonight, I'm going to do it again.
00:01:59First, you want to start with your Italian herb cheese bread, add your chipotle, garlic aioli, if you know, you know, and what I'm doing now is tessellating the cheese.
00:02:09You know, I used to get asked all the time, what happens after TikTok, and to be honest, that question used to freak me out, especially when I got out of the Marines.
00:02:17A year ago, I was filled with feelings of lostness and despair, and if you know, you know.
00:02:23But for now, I am going to stick with my sandwich content because I get to express my creativity, and I am so excited about the different aioli permutations and the different possibilities of ham.
00:02:34And later, I'm going to do some good in the world, like going into public service, and I am also open to becoming a YouTuber.
00:02:42Now, guys, you know, I do not do it for the likes, but I think it would be really cool if we can hit 100K for the boys tonight.
00:02:55Hey.
00:02:56Hey.
00:02:57Hey.
00:02:58Hey.
00:02:59So, where are we going today?
00:03:01Ooh, Hawaii.
00:03:04Took me forever to find that one.
00:03:09Have you been?
00:03:10Oh, yeah.
00:03:11Me in Hawaii all the time.
00:03:12Okay.
00:03:13Well, if I win, I'll take you.
00:03:15Well, you better win soon.
00:03:17Because I think my professor said that Hawaii is going to be underwater in, like, three years.
00:03:23And it's pretty hot enough.
00:03:25Well, I think science is going to be great.
00:03:36Hey, Sarah.
00:03:38Hey.
00:03:39Hey, Judd.
00:03:43So, I don't know if you saw, but there's going to be a meteor shower, and it's supposed to be really, really beautiful.
00:03:55I'm going to watch from Abe's roof if you, if both of you want to come.
00:04:05Well, you know, we're on our shift, so maybe another time.
00:04:09Well, this only happens once every thirty-three years, but yeah.
00:04:16Okay.
00:04:17Okay.
00:04:25Is he bothering you?
00:04:26Judd?
00:04:27Yeah.
00:04:29You know, I learned to naturally tune this sentence.
00:04:30Like, I can smell it when someone's more dangerous than they look.
00:04:33Kept me alive out there.
00:04:35This was in Afghanistan?
00:04:36San Diego.
00:04:37Oh, there you go.
00:04:38Oh, there you go.
00:04:39Oh, there you go.
00:04:40Oh.
00:04:45Oh, there you go.
00:04:48Yeah.
00:04:49Oh, there you go.
00:04:50Let me see the door.
00:04:51Oh.
00:04:52Oh, I am a baby.
00:04:54Just, huh?
00:04:55Oh, I am a child.
00:04:56Oh, my God.
00:05:26Abe, cool with you coming up here?
00:05:37Well, I turn off the security cameras.
00:05:41Mind if I, uh...
00:05:44Uh, go ahead.
00:05:53So, uh, is Sarah coming?
00:05:56No. No, but, you know, I've seen you watch her from up here at night.
00:06:03I can see everything from up here.
00:06:06Like I'm a God.
00:06:08Do you see that truck?
00:06:10Why is it parked so far away from all the others?
00:06:13Like, not even in range of the cameras.
00:06:15I don't know.
00:06:17Whoever's driving that truck has something to hide.
00:06:21You know what you've got?
00:06:24Perception.
00:06:25Yeah, I notice a lot of stuff.
00:06:27Yeah, man. Perception like that?
00:06:29In the military?
00:06:30That's gold.
00:06:31You can be, like, a really good sniper or something.
00:06:33The military fucks you up, man.
00:06:34All that PTSD and shit.
00:06:36Those guys, they could, like, snap at any moment.
00:06:40Dude, you've watched way too many movies.
00:06:43I don't like movies.
00:06:45Hey, listen, man.
00:06:50What?
00:06:51Man.
00:06:52Hey, I'm not trying to recruit you or something, okay?
00:06:54I actually don't think the military is for you, okay?
00:06:58But what I'm saying is that it showed me how big the world actually is.
00:07:04And I know you grew up here, and when the world seems small, it's easy to start obsessing over things.
00:07:13What are you talking about?
00:07:17You've got to leave Sarah alone.
00:07:27Did she say something?
00:07:28I just think you're, you know, creeping her out a bit.
00:07:34Creeping her out?
00:07:35Yeah, man. You've got binoculars and shit, man. Yeah.
00:07:39Yeah, I think if she had a problem with me, she would tell me, you know, not you.
00:07:43I mean, who the fuck are you?
00:07:46I mean, you're what? You've been here a month at best.
00:07:50I'm the one who welcomed her here when her family first came into town.
00:07:53I was the one, okay?
00:07:54Way before you ever were even in this town for that matter, okay?
00:07:58I didn't need it like that, okay?
00:07:58Maybe you're the one who's creeping her out.
00:08:01You ever think about that with your sandwiches?
00:08:04You fucking psycho killer soldier boy.
00:08:06I think you need to calm down, all right?
00:08:07No, no, no. You need to calm down.
00:08:09Hey, I'm just saying I get it, okay?
00:08:10No! Nobody gets it!
00:08:12Hey, hey.
00:08:13What you're describing is monotony.
00:08:25Hey, when I was in the Marines, most days all I did was paperwork over and over and over again.
00:08:32Inventory.
00:08:33And when I would finish, sometimes they would just shred it and I would have to do the whole thing all over again.
00:08:39Days just blurred together.
00:08:40No one cares what you do or what you can if your creativity feels like there's no way out, right?
00:08:46Like there's no future.
00:08:48Sometimes I think to myself, whenever I fix up the car, I think like, what if I just climbed in the trunk and hid?
00:09:18I'd get a thousand miles away before anyone noticed.
00:09:23Hey, you'll make it out of here someday.
00:09:28Yeah.
00:09:30Bullshit.
00:09:31The times I sit up here, I think there's a limited amount of luck in the universe.
00:09:45You give it out when you're born and you either get it or you don't.
00:09:50Luck is something that we created to make sense of the things that we can't change.
00:09:54Right.
00:09:55Mr. Celebrity.
00:09:57Hey, hey, I did that, okay?
00:10:00That wasn't luck.
00:10:01I made that happen.
00:10:02I focused on what I could control, like making sandwiches and spreading positivity globally through my TikToks.
00:10:09And the rest of it is just chaos.
00:10:12Like this, right?
00:10:15If I did this every single day and I thought, man, I'm going to win, I'm going to get out of here and start a new life, get that new iPhone 13.
00:10:28If I did that every single day, I would feel like a loser.
00:10:32Nah, fuck that, man.
00:10:34I do it because it's fun, you know?
00:10:37It's something I can do.
00:10:39It's a moment.
00:10:40It makes Sarah smile.
00:10:41It's something to do.
00:10:43And that makes it all the more...
00:10:45Holy shit.
00:10:48What?
00:10:49I think I won.
00:10:52No?
00:10:54Uh, no.
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:57How much?
00:10:59$25,000.
00:11:00Holy shit, man.
00:11:05Sarah's going to flip.
00:11:20All right.
00:11:30All right.
00:11:44Okay.
00:11:45Come on.
00:12:06Start!
00:12:15Let's go.
00:12:45Let's go.
00:13:15Let's go.
00:13:45Let's go.
00:14:15Let's go.
00:14:45Let's go.
00:15:15Let's go.
00:15:45Let's go.
00:16:15Let's go.
00:16:469-1-1, what's your emergency?
00:16:49I'm calling from 421, Route 66.
00:16:53I think I just saw a murder.
00:16:56Let's go.
00:16:57Let's go.
00:16:58Let's go.
00:17:00Let's go.
00:17:01Let's go.
00:17:05Let's go.
00:17:06Let's go.
00:17:10Let's go.
00:17:11Let's go.
00:17:15Let's go.
00:17:22Let's go.
00:17:23Let's go.
00:17:24Let's go.
00:17:31Let's go.
00:17:33Let's go.
00:17:35so first it was a pop and then a rattle but like a flutter rattle an irregular flutter rattle and
00:17:45then i don't know how but a steam explosion was kind of the kicker i thought that's not right so
00:17:50yeah without these things turned up i can't hear a word uh it's busted okay can you fix it i can
00:17:59well with parts and labor you know the best fair price i could offer you is uh 400. oh that's a
00:18:09fair price no no it's it's shockingly honest well that's not the sign yeah yeah it's just uh
00:18:16shit all right so uh how long would that take well we're closing up for the night so
00:18:23here's what we're gonna do tomorrow morning you come by 8 a.m put a bunch of cash in my hand
00:18:2820 minutes later i'll have you on the road dude 20 minutes can't you just uh oh no it's top chef
00:18:34tonight sorry tap chef well god forbid yeah well we can store your car gratis we got uh security
00:18:42cameras so it'll be safe yeah well i'll get my nephew to move the car jab
00:18:49take this car around the side this would be a nice car if you took care of it
00:18:57hey man uh is there a uh motel or something around here well there used to be but it burnt down
00:19:10so 20 minutes down the road uh there's a bunch of motels yeah you'd be fine but your car's not going
00:19:17anywhere so hey you mind if i try something a little different with the cheese sauce combo
00:19:25or is there something i've been working on go nuts thank you hey uh do what do you have a bathroom
00:19:40yeah but it's for employees only but if you go past the mini-mart to the rest stop there is a public
00:19:46bathroom it's not too gross
00:19:52okay
00:19:59meteor shine tonight
00:20:03okay uh-huh leonards
00:20:08oh
00:20:11okay
00:20:16okay
00:20:29okay
00:20:37okay
00:20:43that's what happens in here it is
00:20:51laundry day bleeding through your shirt day
00:21:00gunshot wound day mind your own business day please thank you
00:21:10just because you're wearing your underwear inside out doesn't mean it's really clean
00:21:16that trick only works once because if there's only two sides to the underwear
00:21:22how many days you've been on the road uh two days a week
00:21:29yeah thank you for your underwear concern have you lost a lot of blood well i got plenty of blood
00:21:38thanks if you take ibuprofen when you're bleeding you'll just bleed more
00:21:42all right web md i'm going to leave now please do not follow me
00:21:48the pain is in your mind lady you got no idea drink
00:22:03yeah all right now i'm gonna accept this situation uh charlie marge
00:22:15cheers
00:22:15super glue yes it is
00:22:21well look at that neat trick huh neat trick that
00:22:28dries quick you'll be fine great okay so i guess you must get messed with a lot this life on the road
00:22:38now i got my dash cam over there and baby roscoe
00:22:44i used to carry mace but you got to get too close to use it defeats its own purpose
00:22:52right plus one time i accidentally sprayed mason here when i was practicing quick draws
00:22:58couldn't stop crying for about a month second time in my life i've ever cried
00:23:03uh yeah what was the first that was back when i was none of your fucking business
00:23:10keep it you might need it
00:23:14oh thanks same stuff doctors use but big pharmacy doesn't want you to know
00:23:20right
00:23:21you're the first person i've talked to in 270 days
00:23:30not counting cb radio
00:23:33yeah
00:23:36flattered
00:23:37so uh
00:23:40you get uh you get bored out here alone
00:23:44i got my books on tape on cd
00:23:47buddhism for beginners
00:23:49chapter one
00:23:51all existence is suffering
00:23:54and the source of suffering
00:23:56is attachment
00:23:57bambi
00:24:00so
00:24:02not march
00:24:04first time i cried i was watching bambi
00:24:07oh
00:24:08i'm getting not gonna hook up vibes
00:24:16yeah i don't think so
00:24:20you want to go to the roadhouse then they got three for ten
00:24:23uh three what
00:24:25oh three anything
00:24:28there's an extra shirt if you want it
00:24:34oh thanks
00:24:35trust me i don't exist
00:24:42there's nothing i could find about you online
00:24:48the cops couldn't find you
00:24:50i don't know p.i
00:24:52smokes
00:24:53nothing
00:24:54no phones
00:24:55no bank accounts
00:24:57fake ids if you can get them but better to stick where people aren't asking
00:25:01never staying in the same place for too long never looking back
00:25:04why
00:25:07i got one of those uncles
00:25:10got sent to live with him when i was 16 maybe
00:25:13one day i took his money
00:25:17pissed on his favorite chair and ran
00:25:19he used every means to try to track me down never got his money back
00:25:24i love the life though
00:25:27out here
00:25:29marge is small
00:25:30weak
00:25:31fleshy
00:25:32a target
00:25:33but when i'm driving
00:25:35marge is 80 000 pounds of pure steel
00:25:38drive
00:25:40no attachments
00:25:41no suffering
00:25:42see a hitchhiker on the road
00:25:44keep going
00:25:44well
00:25:45bullshit
00:25:46i mean
00:25:48you stop to help me
00:25:50right
00:25:50hey listen
00:25:52you got the same thing
00:25:53can't help it
00:25:54little miss galahad over here
00:25:57okay
00:25:59miss
00:26:00i am going to
00:26:01get you an extra
00:26:02whoa
00:26:03no
00:26:03so when you use this card
00:26:07ping
00:26:08all right
00:26:11uh
00:26:11atms too
00:26:14i used an atm once
00:26:16my uncle showed up in four hours
00:26:18any place you land first thing
00:26:20find a side hustle
00:26:23that pays cash
00:26:24gold is the ideal
00:26:26but surprisingly few people still use it as currency and the ones who do are mainly freaks
00:26:33bitcoin
00:26:34well don't get me started
00:26:36ah
00:26:37you want something for that
00:26:39you got something
00:26:40side hustle
00:26:42cash
00:26:42i got a shit ton of canadian prescription drugs in the back of my truck
00:26:47sell them along my route
00:26:49epi pens
00:26:50viagra
00:26:51stuff like that
00:26:52painkillers
00:26:53why didn't you say something before
00:26:57i didn't know if i could trust you
00:26:58ah
00:26:59so you trust me now
00:27:00now i'm drunk
00:27:02brb
00:27:04okay
00:27:04i guess i'll be right here too
00:27:08too easy
00:27:16it's for kids
00:27:19i know
00:27:20how about you
00:27:27you exist
00:27:27real introvert
00:27:32look we're closing
00:27:38okay
00:27:38you gotta go home
00:27:39so i can go home
00:27:40the sign says 24 hours
00:27:43hey
00:27:46huh
00:27:46do you have like a
00:27:48storeroom or something
00:27:50i could take a nap in
00:27:52no
00:27:54we don't
00:27:56ah
00:28:11shit
00:28:11ah
00:28:16buzzard
00:28:16okay
00:28:18all right
00:28:19you know what
00:28:19i
00:28:20i understand the confusion
00:28:22ah
00:28:22not today buddy
00:28:23no no
00:28:24picnic tables
00:28:26all
00:28:27yours
00:28:27buzzard
00:28:28jesus
00:28:30are you still here
00:28:45cops kept me late with questions
00:28:48kept everyone
00:28:48asked about you too
00:28:50i told them you split
00:28:52oh thanks
00:28:54not to help you
00:28:55just because i thought you split
00:28:56so uh
00:28:59what's the business
00:29:00a friend from last night
00:29:01she killed a guy
00:29:03huh
00:29:04what
00:29:07marge
00:29:08yeah
00:29:08no
00:29:10yeah
00:29:11kid who works the night shift
00:29:13at subway
00:29:13he broke into her truck
00:29:15she killed him
00:29:16no no no
00:29:16no no no
00:29:17i can't believe that
00:29:19wow
00:29:20she shot a guy
00:29:22i don't know
00:29:23jesus christ
00:29:25she was a weirdo
00:29:26she did have baby roscoe
00:29:27i
00:29:28maybe that makes sense
00:29:30i don't know
00:29:30why did the cops say
00:29:32they got her on tape
00:29:33ah
00:29:34because of dash cam
00:29:35huh
00:29:35no dash cam
00:29:36only points ahead
00:29:37bet it was a mechanic shop
00:29:39they must have security cameras
00:29:40hey
00:29:42uh
00:29:42thanks for
00:29:43you know
00:29:44hiding out with me
00:29:45i thought what this was
00:29:47jesus man
00:29:50four hours
00:30:04here we go
00:30:07one hundred
00:30:10yeah
00:30:14there's two hundred
00:30:15well it's all there
00:30:17uh-huh
00:30:18three hundred
00:30:19it's four
00:30:21one hundred dollar bills
00:30:22all right
00:30:23yep
00:30:24there we go
00:30:25hey uh
00:30:30that kid who got killed last night
00:30:32did you know him
00:30:33hey
00:30:34damien
00:30:35yeah
00:30:36he hadn't been here long
00:30:38nice kid
00:30:39fresh out of the marine corps
00:30:41i just
00:30:43i just don't picture him
00:30:45breaking into trucks
00:30:46maybe he had money problems
00:30:48what do you mean
00:30:52i don't know
00:30:53i'm guessing
00:30:54played the lottery every day
00:30:56never won
00:30:59yeah
00:31:02jed was the one
00:31:03who called in the murder
00:31:04and told him to take the day off
00:31:07but he insisted on the work
00:31:08i
00:31:08i guess
00:31:09take his mind off of things
00:31:11you know
00:31:11not as good
00:31:28nothing ever is
00:31:31hey
00:31:37sweet pea
00:31:38sorry
00:31:42thank you
00:31:43i'd like to buy a scratch off
00:31:49please
00:31:49which one
00:31:52the gold rush
00:31:55in
00:31:58in damien's
00:31:59honor
00:32:01oh my
00:32:22fucking
00:32:22god
00:32:23what happened
00:32:26i'm out of here
00:32:35fuckers
00:32:36creepo flipping out
00:32:39all right
00:32:40the news
00:32:41a long-haul truck driver
00:32:42was arrested earlier this morning
00:32:44after a young man
00:32:45was found bludgeoned to death
00:32:47in a rest area
00:32:48off route 66
00:32:49near albuquerque
00:32:50bludgeoned
00:32:51police have yet to release
00:32:52any further details
00:32:53bludgeoned
00:32:54now with financial news
00:32:55here's jim
00:32:56thank you for that
00:32:57according to the commerce department
00:32:59you have gross domestic product
00:33:00from
00:33:01well
00:33:08that's all you were leaving
00:33:27yeah i am
00:33:28uh hey
00:33:29i know this is uh
00:33:31inappropriate
00:33:31and kind of
00:33:32i don't know
00:33:33insensitive
00:33:33but uh
00:33:34is there any way
00:33:35i could take a look at the
00:33:36uh security camera footage
00:33:37from last night
00:33:38sure
00:33:38yeah
00:33:39you can squeeze in
00:33:40squeeze in
00:33:42oh shit
00:33:46she totally did it
00:33:48god damn
00:33:49look at that
00:33:50this anyway
00:33:51oh god
00:33:53marge was moving drugs
00:33:55that's why she did it
00:33:56what
00:33:56whether she did or didn't do it
00:33:59let's all agree
00:33:59she had the right to do it
00:34:01what do you mean whether or not she did it
00:34:03i i thought you had it on tape
00:34:05i
00:34:05where's the bludgeoning
00:34:07no look
00:34:08at that angle right there
00:34:09all you can see is her dump in the body
00:34:10oh my god
00:34:12oh there she goes
00:34:13play it again
00:34:14oh shit
00:34:19oh shit
00:34:19oh shit
00:34:21oh shit
00:34:35oh shit
00:34:41Oh, shit.
00:34:45You have to buy something if you want to use the bathroom.
00:34:48Yeah.
00:34:49What I'm really like is to take a look at your security footage.
00:34:53Why? Are you a cop?
00:34:56Yeah.
00:34:57I'm very deep, deep undercover cop.
00:35:01I don't like cops.
00:35:02Neither do I.
00:35:03Right, so I'm not a cop.
00:35:06Then why should I show you my footage?
00:35:08Paradoxical.
00:35:09You know, I, uh, always been curious about these.
00:35:15I bet they taste like the future.
00:35:27Jesus.
00:35:29What is that?
00:35:31Con candy.
00:35:31Con candy.
00:35:31I don't know.
00:35:33I don't know.
00:35:34I don't know.
00:35:34I don't know.
00:35:35I don't know.
00:35:35I don't know.
00:35:36I don't know.
00:35:36I don't know.
00:35:36I don't know.
00:35:36I don't know.
00:35:37Mom?
00:35:38No, thanks.
00:35:40Seems really, like, really bad for you.
00:35:43Later, I want to do some good in the world, like, um, public service.
00:35:47Were you guys close?
00:35:54Yeah.
00:35:55They're saying you broke into a truck.
00:35:58Why?
00:35:59He wouldn't do that.
00:36:00Yeah, he does not seem like the type.
00:36:03If only we had, uh, some way to prove it.
00:36:08Ah, that's it.
00:36:19Shit, I was hoping it would show more of the streets, so, uh, Damien, did you see him last night?
00:36:25Every night.
00:36:26He'd come around 10, bring me a sandwich, and then he'd buy a lottery ticket.
00:36:31We, uh, had this dumb little routine where he'd pick a state quarter from my collection and use it to scratch it off.
00:36:38Last night, he did Hawaii again.
00:36:40Oof.
00:36:41Ugh.
00:36:41Yeah, I hate sand.
00:36:43Swimming, it's not for me.
00:36:46You know, I heard that he played every day and never won.
00:36:49It's true.
00:36:53That's weird.
00:36:55What?
00:36:56Okay, so, uh, I have this thing.
00:36:59I, uh, can tell if someone's lying.
00:37:01I mean, it's a whole thing.
00:37:03It would take too long to explain.
00:37:04It's fine.
00:37:05I don't care.
00:37:06Okay, so, uh, you know, the kid who works over at,
00:37:08uh, Abe's place?
00:37:10Jed.
00:37:10Yes, Jed.
00:37:11So, Jed told me that Damien never won, but he was lying.
00:37:16I could tell.
00:37:17However, just now, when you said it, you were telling the truth.
00:37:23I don't get it.
00:37:24Yeah, me neither.
00:37:25I mean, it's, uh, it's kind of breaking my brain a little bit.
00:37:28But, uh, Jed won the lottery this morning.
00:37:34He what?
00:37:35I got 25 grand on a scratcher.
00:37:38That universe makes no sense.
00:37:40That is a hat on a hat.
00:37:42Uh, I can't even process that right now.
00:37:44So, you and Damien, you, you did your whole routine last night, though?
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:49Everything felt normal.
00:37:51Well, Jed came in and asked if we wanted to watch the meteor shower from his roof.
00:37:55He does stuff like that a lot.
00:37:57And, uh, you didn't go?
00:37:59No, neither of us did.
00:38:01We hung out, and then he went back to his shift at the subway.
00:38:09I can't even process.
00:38:11That's a cat toy?
00:38:14Yeah.
00:38:15No, it's not.
00:38:16Yeah, it is.
00:38:17Holy shit.
00:38:20Yes, you're right.
00:38:22Not a camera at all.
00:38:23That's just a cat toy.
00:38:25Why is it a cat toy?
00:38:27Why is anything anything?
00:38:29Dude.
00:38:30To deter.
00:38:31It's a deterrent.
00:38:32Deterrent.
00:38:33Cat toy.
00:38:34Okay, I'm gonna move off this topic.
00:38:36So, what about, uh, time cards?
00:38:38Do you guys, uh, punch in and out or something?
00:38:41Like at an old-timey factory?
00:38:43A QR code, something, whatever the kids use these days for time cards.
00:38:47I don't know, man.
00:38:47I pretty much just show up whenever.
00:38:49You're a real black hole of information.
00:38:56Yo!
00:38:58Employees only?
00:38:59Come on, that's like subway sanctum sanctorum or something.
00:39:05Do you think this could be blood?
00:39:07That's light mayonnaise.
00:39:08How do you know it's light?
00:39:10I just know.
00:39:15Lucky bastard.
00:39:17How'd you like to help an old lady retire early?
00:39:22Taking a break?
00:39:24I don't work anymore.
00:39:25Ah, smart.
00:39:28Oof.
00:39:29Nasty cut.
00:39:30How'd you get that?
00:39:32Uh, short piece of metal.
00:39:35I always get injured on this job.
00:39:37Well, it must be your lucky day, kid,
00:39:39because Dr. Superglue has arrived.
00:39:43Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
00:39:48It feels better, right?
00:39:52Mm-hmm.
00:39:53Hey, uh, did you catch that, uh, crazy, uh, rat-a-tas last night?
00:39:58The, uh, the Leonids.
00:39:59Yeah, I had a few beers and washed it from the roof.
00:40:02Oh, yeah?
00:40:03Alone?
00:40:03I'm always alone.
00:40:05I'm an alone wolf.
00:40:07What about the, uh, the other kids?
00:40:10Uh, sandwich guy and goth girl.
00:40:13They don't want to come?
00:40:14Well, why would those guys want to hang out with me?
00:40:16Well, why wouldn't they?
00:40:19Look, you just won the lotto.
00:40:21That's your going places.
00:40:23Did you figure out how you're gonna spend the money yet?
00:40:25Uh, no.
00:40:26No, I don't, I don't know.
00:40:28No one's ever asked me what I want to do before.
00:40:34Yeah, well, ta-da, now I'm asking.
00:40:39Well, it's too late.
00:40:40I've already missed out on too much,
00:40:41and so I'm not gonna reach my full potential,
00:40:43which was really high.
00:40:45You seem smart.
00:40:47I am smart.
00:40:49Okay, so, you're smart, you're young,
00:40:52you have money, you're right.
00:40:54No options at all.
00:40:55I think I'm gonna go to Hawaii.
00:40:58Oh.
00:41:00Ugh.
00:41:01Ugh.
00:41:02Shit.
00:41:02My bad.
00:41:03Let me get that off.
00:41:06Hey.
00:41:07That's a pretty neat trick, right?
00:41:09The, uh, the superglue?
00:41:11Yeah, it's a funny thing.
00:41:12The, uh, the lady that they're saying killed Sandwich
00:41:14taught it to me, uh, Marge.
00:41:17Well, she probably saved my life, actually, and...
00:41:20Well, now she's locked up for killing that kid.
00:41:22Whoa.
00:41:23Do you want a beer?
00:41:24I'm gonna have a beer.
00:41:27Uh, okay, thanks.
00:41:29So, you said Damien wasn't on the roof last night, right?
00:41:35I already told you.
00:41:37I don't think you did.
00:41:42I was alone on the roof all night.
00:41:46Look at the time.
00:41:55I...
00:41:56Yeah.
00:41:58I don't know.
00:42:12Damn.
00:42:13I can't help you.
00:42:17I can't help you.
00:42:18Oh, yeah, I guess I am on a bit of a borrowed time.
00:42:38Say, so my bag went missing from my car last night.
00:42:43Is that the security camera that you mentioned?
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:48Uh, wait.
00:43:00Yeah, okay.
00:43:03It changes.
00:43:05Here, look.
00:43:06Frame forward.
00:43:08Frame backwards.
00:43:09Frame forward.
00:43:10Frame backward.
00:43:11You see there?
00:43:12Why would the camera angle change?
00:43:14And the tarp.
00:43:16Why would the tarp move?
00:43:19Yeah, big numbers change, too.
00:43:22Yeah, you're right.
00:43:23Yeah, it goes from 10.30 to 11.30.
00:43:28We're missing a chunk of the footage.
00:43:30Well, that happens all the time.
00:43:32Judd explained it to me.
00:43:34It seems that the wind gets caught up in the circuit.
00:43:37I wanted to come check on you.
00:43:57See if you're feeling better.
00:43:59I think he mostly did paperwork.
00:44:18Wait, you know that those guys aren't actually, like, heroes, right?
00:44:21Like, have you ever heard of, like, Abu Ghraib?
00:44:23Can you have, like, any respect for the dead?
00:44:35You know, I was thinking of getting out of here soon.
00:44:39I was thinking of going to Hawaii.
00:44:49Do you want to come with?
00:44:54Why would you say that?
00:44:57I'm not going to Hawaii with you.
00:44:59Are you serious?
00:45:01That's so weird.
00:45:02I'm not going to go to Hawaii with you.
00:45:32What are you doing up here?
00:45:59It's a beautiful view.
00:46:00All the, uh...
00:46:03All of it.
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:10Just wanna sit?
00:46:13Okay.
00:46:17Those belong to sandwich?
00:46:20What? No. Why would you say that?
00:46:23Uh...
00:46:24I don't know, Jed.
00:46:26I, uh...
00:46:27I found one of these bottle caps in his, uh, apron pocket and I thought maybe it might have lied to me and he was up here with you last night after all.
00:46:36Well, one, what do you fucking care?
00:46:42And two, people drink beer.
00:46:44Well, for one, a friend of mine is in jail right now for Damien's murder, but then there's a lot of weird bullshit going on around here.
00:46:51All of which is leading me to fucking care what happened on this roof last night.
00:46:56And for two, Sarah told me that Damien told her that he was coming up to see you.
00:47:05Bullshit.
00:47:05You sure you don't want to sit?
00:47:16Yeah, he was up here last night. I was embarrassed. I didn't want to mention it.
00:47:20Embarrassed?
00:47:21Yeah, because he asked me to leave Sarah alone. Like I'm creeping on her. And he's some white knight hero. It's fucking humiliating.
00:47:32God, that, uh, must have made you angry, huh? You got a thing for Sarah?
00:47:40A thing?
00:47:42For little daddy's girl gets everything she wants? Princess in her castle?
00:47:46I couldn't shake the dust off fast enough.
00:47:51She's gonna be sitting over there still selling Twinkies and blowing truckers when I'm long gone.
00:47:55Because I actually took control of my life and fucked you to this place. I made it happen.
00:48:01You made it?
00:48:04I mean, I...
00:48:06You didn't make shit, right?
00:48:08You won the lottery, that's dumb luck.
00:48:11Hey, look at Damien. He played every day and he never won, right?
00:48:16Yep.
00:48:20Bullshit.
00:48:21Bullshit.
00:48:46Hey, can I get one of the, uh, the scratchers? Uh, whichever one, uh, sandwiched plate.
00:49:02Thanks, buddy.
00:49:02You know what, uh, let me get a few more.
00:49:17That's a fool's path to riches.
00:49:20Amen, brother. Amen.
00:49:21Amen.
00:49:22Amen.
00:49:22Amen.
00:49:22Amen.
00:49:22Amen.
00:49:22Amen.
00:49:22Amen.
00:49:23Amen.
00:49:23Amen.
00:49:24Amen.
00:49:25Amen.
00:49:26Amen.
00:49:27Amen.
00:49:28Amen.
00:49:29Amen.
00:49:30Amen.
00:49:31Amen.
00:49:31Amen.
00:49:32Amen.
00:50:02What do you want?
00:50:12I think I've kind of been a dick.
00:50:17No.
00:50:18I just think like I haven't gotten any sleep and having a hard time emotionally regulating.
00:50:25Probably a combination of Damien's senseless death and, uh, I started this new birth control
00:50:31and that's making me really hormonal.
00:50:32I shouldn't have taken it out on you.
00:50:33I shouldn't have taken it out on you.
00:50:35Nah, it's cool.
00:50:38I actually figured you were hormonal.
00:50:40I forgive you.
00:50:42cool.
00:50:43Cool.
00:50:44Cool.
00:50:45Yeah, great.
00:50:46Hey, unrelated, can I see your scratch off?
00:50:50I've never seen anyone win, like, more than $5.
00:50:52It'd be cool to see an actual winning ticket.
00:50:53It'd be cool to see an actual winning ticket.
00:50:55Oh, uh, yeah.
00:50:57Okay, thanks.
00:50:59Hey, Rika.
00:51:00Hey, Rika.
00:51:01What the fuck?
00:51:02Hey, give that back.
00:51:06Huh?
00:51:07Weird.
00:51:08What's weird?
00:51:09Uh, uh, you know, I, I, I just bought, uh, a few scratchers myself.
00:51:15I didn't win anything, though.
00:51:17It's a fool's path to riches.
00:51:18But I did notice every ticket has a, a serial number.
00:51:23It's, it's printed right there on the, on the side.
00:51:25And, well, the serial numbers are apt to be, they're sequential.
00:51:29That means in order.
00:51:31I know.
00:51:32So?
00:51:33So?
00:51:34So then I remembered, I saw this trucker playing one of those kinds of scratch offs this morning.
00:51:39It was a gold rush.
00:51:40It was right before I picked up my car, which was right before you bought your ticket.
00:51:46This trucker.
00:51:47He didn't win anything.
00:51:49He threw it away.
00:51:51You?
00:51:52I know.
00:51:53But, 743-63-454.
00:51:58Uh, the number on this ticket, it ends in 454.
00:52:05So that means if you, uh, really bought your ticket after this guy, well then your number,
00:52:15it would end with, uh, 455.
00:52:18Or maybe, uh, 56.
00:52:21Yeah, you know, even 57.
00:52:24But it doesn't, right?
00:52:28No.
00:52:29Your ticket number is 450.
00:52:33Uh, maybe there's a misprint?
00:52:39Or maybe, maybe, you didn't buy that ticket at all.
00:52:45Maybe, maybe Damien bought that ticket last night, like he did every night.
00:52:53And maybe, he brought it up to the roof.
00:52:57Yeah, and, and maybe, when it was just the two of you alone up there, well he realized, he'd won.
00:53:07And maybe, you killed him for it.
00:53:14I didn't do it.
00:53:15I know you did, you motherfucker.
00:53:17Hey, uh, huh.
00:53:19Everything alright in here?
00:53:21Oh yeah, we're just...
00:53:22Hey, I said it was, uh, turned up a little bit too high.
00:53:26Yeah.
00:53:27You okay? You good?
00:53:28Yeah, she's just getting out of here.
00:53:30Alright, I'll go warming up the car then.
00:53:32Yeah.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:34Go.
00:53:35Well, you got me.
00:53:42I did it.
00:53:44So why don't we call the cops?
00:53:47Sure they'd love to hear some half-baked theory about serial numbers from a vagrant who lives in her car.
00:53:57It's not just a theory.
00:54:00You admitted it.
00:54:02To you, you're not a cop.
00:54:05You're just some woman.
00:54:09You got no proof.
00:54:11I'm not on camera.
00:54:12I'm like your friend.
00:54:14If I'm wrong, let's give him a call.
00:54:21We can tell him, hey, it's Jed from the rest stop at 421 Route 66 and, uh, sorry, what's your name?
00:54:29Charlie Kale.
00:54:30Charlie Kale.
00:54:31Your registration's in the glove box.
00:54:32Did you know that you're a person of interest in a bunch of deaths in Nevada?
00:54:36I'm sure the cops would love to talk to you.
00:54:40What's that?
00:54:43What's that?
00:54:48Nothing.
00:54:50If I were you, I'd get in my trash bucket and not speed the fuck out of here before I call the cops on you.
00:55:01All set.
00:55:02Ready to go.
00:55:03Have a safe trip.
00:55:04All set.
00:55:05Ready to go.
00:55:06Have a safe trip.
00:55:08Side seat.
00:55:21Thanks.
00:55:29Christ, man.
00:55:30And Thursdays at 12.
00:55:32Oh, man, I'm sorry.
00:55:33You miss our hilarious new hidden camera show, Frank Sanker.
00:55:36You won't believe what people do when they don't know they're being filmed.
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00:56:01Hi!
00:56:02Hey, I'm trying to sleep, lady.
00:56:04Oh, of course.
00:56:05I take six small naps a day. I got a method.
00:56:07Yes, yes. So that's your dash cam, right?
00:56:10Yeah.
00:56:11Okay, good. And you see, it's pointed right at the rest stop.
00:56:13It's pointed right away, Marge. You don't know any of this.
00:56:15Okay, so it's recording all the time?
00:56:18Wouldn't be much good if it didn't.
00:56:20Right, and your radio, so you can just contact any trucker on the road with it, right?
00:56:24Yeah, if you got their call sign.
00:56:26Uh-huh, cool. So, okay, just two, uh, no, three more questions.
00:56:30Wait! Hello?
00:56:31Hi. Uh, I'm looking for a trucker that was here last night. He was eating a burger at the bar.
00:56:37That narrows it down to about ten people.
00:56:39Okay, uh, he was, um, he was wearing a flannel. He had his, uh, his hat pulled down. Well...
00:56:44Yeah.
00:56:48Damn it. Uh, okay, uh, look, he had his, his truck parked right outside that window. It had an animal logo on it.
00:56:54Uh, like a cat-like, badger-mouse type animal, some animal with legs and fur and fucking fuck-like thing. What was it?
00:57:05Is that a squirrel?
00:57:06Nah, some kind of dog.
00:57:07No, not a squirrel, not a dog.
00:57:09Uh, which is the one that eats what?
00:57:11Dumbass, none of them eat wood.
00:57:12Uh, guinea pig.
00:57:13Oh, capybara.
00:57:14Ah, geez, fucking useless.
00:57:16A possum.
00:57:17Oh, that's impossible.
00:57:18No, no, no.
00:57:19It's not impossible.
00:57:20Take a look at you.
00:57:21Yeah, look, take a look at your hair.
00:57:22Quiet, quiet, quiet please. I, uh,um, I need to think.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:27товish...
00:57:41That's it.
00:57:42That's all that's been on my mind all day.
00:57:44That is the key. Does anybody know this song?
00:57:56Okay! You say you got a pretty face, but the rest of you is at our place!
00:58:03That's it, Fox!
00:58:05Fox on the run! You scream and everybody comes!
00:58:12A run and take a run and hide yourself away!
00:58:19Foxy! And the run!
00:58:21Okay, check it out. He was here last night. He was driving a truck with a Fox logo on the side.
00:58:25Now, listen. Does anybody know his his call sign?
00:58:28Foxco. Foxco shipping. Must be Pickleback.
00:58:31Oh, fucking Pickleback.
00:58:33Fucking Pickleback. Okay, great. Get Pickleback on the radio, alright?
00:58:36Tell him to take a look at his dash cam footage from last night.
00:58:39The cops are going to want to see that it's going to prove that they got the wrong lady sitting in a jail cell right now!
00:58:44I knew she didn't do it.
00:58:45We'll find him.
00:58:46Okay!
00:58:48Pickleback!
00:58:50Can I help you?
00:58:55Have you seen this woman? She used your ATM about four hours ago.
00:58:58Oh, yeah. She just left.
00:59:00You know where she went?
00:59:01Not sure.
00:59:07I think she said she was going to LA.
00:59:09Are you sure?
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11She said she loves the beach, the sand, swimming, all of it.
00:59:17I found her.
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:19She's headed west.
00:59:20LA.
00:59:21LA.
00:59:38When I brought her car around, I noticed that somebody had been messing with her brakes. Imagine that?
00:59:44So I fixed him for her.
00:59:46Oh, gratis.
00:59:51Well, what...
00:59:52What are you...
00:59:53What are you saying?
00:59:55I've always treated you like you were my own son.
00:59:59Hey, but I don't know what you think, but it's not my fault.
01:00:02That bitch...
01:00:04She had it out for me.
01:00:06I swear.
01:00:07She was trying to frame me.
01:00:25Can-can!
01:00:32Do you want to know if thatIB?
01:00:35It's a shame.
01:00:37Oh, good.
01:00:41I don't know it.
01:00:42Cool.
01:00:45We'll keep you right now.
01:00:50Let's go, I will do it!