Poker Face Season 1 Episode 4
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00:00I'm a young man.
00:02We've just been interested in this beautiful
00:06Even a little bit where I've been
00:10You've been doing this
00:12I'm a young man.
00:14You've been doing this
00:16I'm a young man.
00:18I've been doing this
00:20I'm a young man.
00:22I'm a young man.
00:24I'm a young man.
00:26I'm a young man.
00:28...
00:34...
00:40...
00:44...
00:46...
00:48...
00:50...
00:54...
00:56Hey, Ruby.
00:59Rue.
01:00Yeah, I know, Mike.
01:03Staplehead.
01:04Your hit.
01:05That was your hit, yeah?
01:06This was it.
01:07Fucking turn it up.
01:09You don't have to, all right?
01:11Daxology.
01:12Fuck yeah.
01:13I had this on CD back in the day.
01:16My daughter tells me I'm too old to rock, but I say bullshit.
01:20I work with Ruby Ruins.
01:23Respect you, lady.
01:25Hey, Victor.
01:28Hey.
01:29Tour time again.
01:31You interested in some roadie work for a few weeks?
01:33Man the merch table?
01:34Nah, sorry.
01:36Ruby, you have a visitor in the break room.
01:48Hey, uh, drummer, right?
01:50Thanks for answering the ad.
01:51I'm Ruby.
01:52Yes, you are.
01:54Wow.
01:56This is a man.
01:57I'm Gavin.
01:58Wow.
01:59Nice to meet you.
02:00This is fucking amazing, dude.
02:02I'm so...
02:03Okay.
02:04I've just been a die-hard Docs fan since I was like two years old, dude.
02:07This is fucking badass.
02:08My mom said she'd catch me banging my sip-ing cup to stay.
02:11What?
02:12Just...
02:13Wow.
02:14That's...
02:15When I saw the listing to be the drummer of Docsology on fucking Craigslist, I was just...
02:21I was so...
02:22Why?
02:23You can't fucking...
02:24We leave Monday.
02:25A three-week tour.
02:26Mostly bars and small venues.
02:27It'll give us time to tighten up the acts.
02:29Maybe write a few new songs.
02:31So we end the tour in Milwaukee.
02:33At the Lariat.
02:34Opening for Krampus.
02:35Holy shit, you're opening for Krampus?
02:37Yeah, that's...
02:38That's badass, man.
02:39Yeah, it's a big deal.
02:40If you guys are looking to freshen up your material at all, I do a little bit of, like, writing
02:45and my own stuff.
02:46And you got your own gear?
02:47Yeah, I've got a Tama kit with a double bass pedal and a Vinda Jam, so everything you need.
02:52Great, but wait, no.
02:53What the fuck do you need an amp for?
02:54I blow my backing vocals through my fuzz pedal and it gives it, like, this...
02:59this crunchy, chewy, disgusting...
03:02Fine.
03:04Fine.
03:05You're in.
03:06I'm in?
03:07You're in.
03:08Holy shit, dude!
03:09Look at me now, motherfuckers!
03:12This is gonna rock so fucking hard.
03:15Thank you so much.
03:16I will not let you down.
03:17I promise you.
03:18Alright.
03:19RB leaves Monday.
03:20I'll send you the deets.
03:21Gavin?
03:22We're all in our forties.
03:23Let's take a fucking bath.
03:25Take a bath!
03:29I'm not joking.
03:32Okay.
03:39Ow!
03:40Ow!
03:41Ow!
03:42God, stop.
03:43It's awful, God.
03:44How's the divorce going, girl?
03:45Not good.
03:46The lyrics are temporary.
03:47I just slug out whatever's in my head.
03:48We can juj it up later.
03:49There's no zhuzhing.
03:50It's a turd.
03:51I don't want a zhuzhed turd.
03:52We have three weeks, man.
03:53We gotta come up with something that's gonna pop at this grandpa's show.
03:56What's the point?
03:57They're just gonna go to town.
03:58I'm not a Russian singer.
03:59I'm not a Russian singer.
04:00They'll cut my wedding ring off my dead finger.
04:02You say you want a deal, but you're such a phony.
04:03You're never gonna get that alimony.
04:04Ow!
04:05Ow!
04:06God, stop.
04:07It's awful, God.
04:08How's the divorce going, girl?
04:09Not good.
04:10The lyrics are temporary.
04:11I just slug out whatever's in my head.
04:12We can juj it up later.
04:13There's no zhuzhing.
04:14It's a turd.
04:15I don't want a zhuzhed turd.
04:17We have three weeks, man.
04:18We gotta come up with something that's gonna pop at this grandpa's show.
04:21What's the point?
04:22They're just gonna want to hear Staplehead.
04:24The point, Esky, is that I'm not ready to lay down and die
04:27as some fucking nostalgia act, are you?
04:30I just moved back in with my mom,
04:32and I got my AARP membership this year.
04:35So it's been a banner year for me.
04:37And Al, with this divorce...
04:39It's not going well.
04:41And you think law school is gonna...
04:43Law school? You think I can afford law school?
04:46It's an online MSL degree.
04:48I can't even afford to sell out.
04:50It's desperate times, Rube.
04:52Piling in this shitty van year after year
04:54for the rest of our lives.
04:56Driving around playing Irish pubs.
04:58I swear to Christ, I'm gonna start crying
05:01if I really think about it.
05:02The goal is not this.
05:04The goal is to get back.
05:06To have shit acts like Krampus opening for us.
05:10That feeling on stage, the crowd.
05:13Do you remember that?
05:15Metal gods!
05:17What would you do to get that back?
05:19Anything.
05:20Anything.
05:21Anything.
05:22Anything.
05:23We need to do this.
05:24And all we need...
05:25All we need is to write one new song
05:28that doesn't suck.
05:31I had a kind of a doomy sort of riff,
05:33in A.
05:34Try this.
05:35That's not bad.
05:40That's not bad.
05:41Jesus, where'd you get this kid?
05:42Juilliard.
05:43Really?
05:44Fucking Craigslist.
05:45What do you think?
05:46That's not bad.
05:47You're not bad.
05:48You're not bad.
05:49I'm a bad guy.
05:50Now, can we all go piggy-ified?
05:52Jesus, where'd you get this kid?
05:59Juilliard.
06:00Really?
06:01Fucking Craigslist.
06:03What do you think?
06:04That's the lie.
06:15Let's see if Cleveland rocks!
06:22So, this tape line goes right here, not here, and not here, so I don't hunch.
06:31I got a sciatica, I can't hunch.
06:34Maggie Mae, I've seen one of these since fall, guys.
06:40Battle Creek Charter, metal!
06:50Fucking Benson, man.
06:52Two, three, four.
06:55Merch girl, working all night.
06:59Merch girl, fits me just right.
07:03Merch girl, last one to leave.
07:07Merch girl, nothing up your sleeve.
07:11Yeah!
07:11All right.
07:15Okay.
07:16There's no bridge yet.
07:17Fuck a bridge.
07:18What are we?
07:19Christopher Cross's power through it.
07:22What do you think?
07:22There's something there?
07:25Deuteronomy, what do you think?
07:26Something there?
07:26I got my audio books on.
07:30Hey, kid.
07:31What do you think?
07:32Why don't you guys just try and write another song like Staplehead?
07:37I mean, Staplehead, that song is, um, good.
07:41So, just try and, you know, make another song like that.
07:48Why don't I just fucking traipse into the fucking forest and capture a bejeweled fucking Pegasus?
07:53That would be rad, too.
07:54Every second of every day, I try and write a song like Staplehead.
08:01I remember the first time I heard it, that feeling.
08:05It was like a needle made of ice going into my brain.
08:08Like seeing the face of God and fucking God say, that's what a fucking hit feels like.
08:15I've been chasing that feeling for the past 20 years and never come close.
08:19Staplehead's a fucking curse.
08:20That song ruined my life.
08:22But the song is your big hit.
08:25We didn't write it.
08:27What?
08:28Yeah, we didn't fucking write it.
08:30Our drummer Belinda did, and she gets all the royalties.
08:33Now that bitch is selling leggings in the suburbs.
08:35But you guys continue to play the song.
08:38We have to.
08:39Every gig have to.
08:41And when we're not on stage, we hear it everywhere.
08:44And we don't get one red cent.
08:47It's a fucking curse.
08:48Fuck that, though.
08:49Tonight, we open with March Girl.
08:51I've got a feeling about this.
08:53Two, three, and...
08:57We suck.
09:12Hey, aren't you the band that does Staplehead?
09:16Play Staplehead!
09:19No!
09:20We're not playing Staplehead!
09:22We're not playing Staplehead!
09:26No!
09:28I'm from the dust above the wind
09:29By fire
09:31By fire
09:34By fire
09:34I'm dying
09:36I'm dying
09:38I'm dying
09:39I'm dying
09:40I'm dying
09:41I'm dying
09:41I'm dying
09:41I'm dying
09:42I'm dying
09:44I'm dying
09:44I'm dying
09:45Tonight is where you rise
09:47Stay far
09:49Tonight we rise
09:51Stay far
09:53Come on, we rise
09:55Stay far
09:57Yeah, fucking Dekabalinoi, we love you!
10:01Hard rock metal, baby!
10:03Dude, are you okay?
10:05Yeah, man, I'm fucking good!
10:07You little shit! If you ever steal my scream again, I'll break more than your fucking face!
10:15Dekabalinoi
10:37Hey, drummer boy
10:43Krampus!
10:45Ha ha!
10:49Jeez, it's innate!
10:51This is what gets you popular these days?
10:53This jackass shit?
10:55People love it. Krampus Cam.
10:57They got Ozzy with that thing once.
10:59Dude, that was fake.
11:01And what are you doing?
11:03Our drummer got hit in the head
11:05with a stapler during Staplehead.
11:07That's what we call provenance.
11:09We got a secret little eBay store.
11:11It's not community property.
11:13Don't tell Edward.
11:15Kid's hanging with us today.
11:17Let's party!
11:19I gotta be up early, man.
11:23Really.
11:25Acid reflux, man.
11:27Sober ten years.
11:29Oh, cool.
11:31Cool, alright.
11:33Hey, kid.
11:35I'm sorry about tagging you.
11:37Don't let that shit happen again, but I'm sorry.
11:39Listen, that's me totally out of bounds.
11:42It's your set.
11:43It's your screen.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:45And I know that I'm a lot to put up with, you know?
11:50But I just thank you guys for putting up with me.
11:55Really.
11:56And I know you guys are looking for a new song.
11:58And, um, I don't want to overstep or anything,
12:00but I wrote something, and if it sucks, it sucks.
12:03Just let me know.
12:05Just say it.
12:06No harm.
12:07But I want you to hear it.
12:10It's not like we got anything else.
12:15Here we go.
12:26Why came it suddenly?
12:33Uh, I don't know.
12:37See ya.
12:44Y relax, it's not like, why you know?
12:46And the comedy are not acting.
12:50You should care to play this game,
12:52you know?
12:53I do not know with me.
12:54What did you think, Ruby?
13:06Um, yeah.
13:12There's some good stuff there, kid.
13:14Keep working on it.
13:17Seriously?
13:18Okay.
13:19And I guess I will leave you guys to your room.
13:24Party or whatever.
13:26I'm gonna give it a better goodnight, guys.
13:34Holy shit.
13:39I'm not crazy, right?
13:44Tell me I'm crazy.
13:47It's a fucking hit.
13:48It's gonna be Staplehead all over again.
13:59It doesn't have to be.
14:00So I'm fired.
14:25You're dragging the energy of the band down.
14:27We're trying to grow wings, and you're...
14:30You just...
14:31You're not on board.
14:35How do you take it?
14:36You'll live.
14:38Well, I broke my secret commitment to veganism for this.
14:40I got it, dudes.
14:44Thank you, though.
14:44Hey, kid.
14:45Yo, what's up?
14:46Ooh.
14:48When we play Staplehead tonight?
14:50Mm-hmm.
14:52I want you to take my screen.
14:53No, no, no, no, no.
14:55That is not my...
14:56That's your...
14:56I've earned it.
14:57This is a fucking honor, man.
15:02I just...
15:02I just need a second if you...
15:04Yeah.
15:05All right.
15:31Are you ready for a banger?
15:38I'm from the dust above the ruins
15:44By fire
15:46By blood
15:49I drop my rusty chariots
15:53Blasting for your blood
15:57Staplehead
15:59Deaths of light
16:00Deaths of light
16:01Staplehead
16:03Run the dark into the light
16:05Staplehead
16:27Blasting for your blood
16:49Holy 27th
16:51Oh, my God.
17:21Oh, my God.
17:51Oh, my God.
17:53Hmm?
17:54Do you have another cigarette?
17:59Here you go.
18:00No, thanks.
18:01I appreciate that.
18:02No problem.
18:07I got three days on a deck job.
18:10Manuel?
18:11Oh, hey, yeah, guys?
18:13Victor?
18:14Eso.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Vamos, amigo.
18:18All right.
18:19Nah, I'm good.
18:20I'm good.
18:21I'm good.
18:22Okay, that's it.
18:25Hey.
18:26Hey, Charlie, right?
18:31Yeah.
18:32Victor said you're looking for work?
18:34Oh, well, thank you, Victor.
18:36Uh, yes.
18:37Uh, I'm desperately looking for work.
18:39Do you have a car?
18:40Uh, yeah, it just needs gas.
18:42And can you count?
18:43Uh, got ten good fingers.
18:45My van's going on the road, and we're looking for someone to sell merch, help out, you know,
18:49whatever needs doing.
18:51The pay sucks, but you get to visit the worst bars in America.
18:54Well, shit.
18:56You got yourself a merch, girl.
18:58Holy shit.
19:00Uh, you're, uh, Ruby Ruin, right?
19:04Staple head.
19:07All right.
19:16Lexi of Cleveland rocks!
19:21So, this tape line goes right here, not here, and not here, so I don't hunch.
19:30All right.
19:31I got a sciatica.
19:32I can't hunch.
19:42We suck.
19:44Hey, aren't you the band that does stapling?
19:47Play stapling!
19:49No.
19:50We're not playing staple head.
19:52Yeah.
19:54Hey, I'm from the dust above the ruins.
19:58Right fire!
19:59Kid, hold still.
20:00I'm just trying to get some more on my amp, dude.
20:01It's so badass!
20:02Okay, okay.
20:03Just, Jesus, kid.
20:04Hold still.
20:05Just wait.
20:06It was so intense tonight.
20:07It was just so metal.
20:08It was just metal.
20:09I thought it was metal, right?
20:10Yes, it was metal.
20:11I thought it was metal, right?
20:12It was very metal.
20:13It was super duper metal.
20:14Yeah.
20:15Okay, just turn to the light a little.
20:16There you go.
20:17You think she's mad at me, though?
20:18Ruby?
20:19Yeah.
20:20On account of how she punched you in the face.
20:21But also, who cares?
20:22I mean, don't get me started on that merch girl song, Slanderous.
20:23I thought she was cool, but I'm starting to suspect she's actually a real dick.
20:24I know.
20:25Ruby is...
20:26She's cool.
20:27She's...
20:28She's all right.
20:29Yeah.
20:30But maybe tomorrow I can catch a ride with you?
20:33Yeah.
20:34Maybe tomorrow I can catch a ride with you?
20:38Yeah.
20:39Yeah.
20:40Yeah.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Yeah.
20:43Yeah.
20:44Yeah.
20:45Yeah.
20:46Yeah.
20:47Yeah.
20:48Yeah.
20:49Yeah.
20:50Yeah!
20:51Yeah.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Yeah.
20:56Yeah.
20:57Yeah.
20:58Yeah, yeah?
20:59Yeah.
21:00Yeah.
21:01Yeah, yeah.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Yeah, yeah.
21:09Yeah, yeah.
21:11With that thingy?
21:16Do you want me to show a game OCH?
21:17Yeah, Yeah.
21:18I love shootingengine Kennedy.
21:19Well, here's the winner!
21:20Oh, well, I'll just keep some eyes underneath my kid at every show.
21:24That way, I can go back and watch my footwork.
21:33All right.
21:35Check all of these out right here.
21:38You still like mice, still like a tide.
21:41You must still like a sight.
21:43You must still like me.
21:46You, sir, are a magpie.
21:50You're self-taught, huh?
21:53No, Juilliard.
21:56Oh.
22:06All right, dude.
22:07I don't want to be all Felix Unger or anything, but it's my house, you know?
22:12With little respect.
22:14Why do you live in your car?
22:16Wolves on my fender.
22:18Oh, I got to keep moving.
22:19Some wolves, huh?
22:22Are you going to be like this forever?
22:25I mean, maybe.
22:27I hadn't really thought about it that way.
22:29I mean, not fully until just now, actually.
22:32So thanks for that fresh dose of existential dread.
22:36Oh, no.
22:39Nope.
22:40Toss it.
22:41I do not consent to photos.
22:43Well, it's not like I post them or anything.
22:44It's just for, like, a mind collage of my home.
22:49That was literally.
22:51Yes, it was.
22:53Gosh.
22:54You are just really dedicated to not wearing shoes, huh?
22:58If you're wearing shoes, you're just not grounded, you know?
23:02Life is a beat, Chuck.
23:03You got to feel it.
23:05Hey, look.
23:07See?
23:08Butter to whoosh.
23:10Butter to whoosh.
23:11All right?
23:12Butter to whoosh.
23:13All right.
23:13Look, see?
23:16That's the bridge we went over.
23:18Oh, little raindrops.
23:21Holistic magpie motherfucker.
23:24Yeah.
23:25Sometimes I just feel this shit so hard.
23:29It carries me through.
23:32Makes the bad stuff just roll right off on me.
23:43Hey.
23:52I owe you one.
23:53Taking that little shit heel off our hands for the day.
23:57Well, you know that kid really took a hint for you, right?
24:01God, I hope he didn't lose any precious brain cells.
24:04You might give him a break.
24:06That's all I'm saying.
24:08He's a vibe killer.
24:09Can't read a room.
24:10It stresses me out.
24:11He's just nervous.
24:12I mean, he worships you.
24:17I got to tell you, Ruby, I really thought that being on tour with a band was going to be
24:22like, you know, one big party, all fun and bonding, like Spinal Tap, pre-Janine.
24:28Not this clicky, gatekeepy high school bullshit.
24:34Consider my eyes open.
24:36Hey, drummer boy.
24:47Dude, I don't know what kind of voodoo whatever you did, but thank you.
24:54What voodoo rider?
24:56Well, I saw you talking to Ruby last night, and now she's going to let me do the scream.
25:03The stable head scream.
25:05I've been dreaming of doing this since I was a little dumb as fuck baby.
25:07This is, this is fucking everything, man.
25:10Hey, so, um, you, uh, I'll get a good one for you.
25:19I'm happy for you, you little scamp.
25:21All right, let's do some fucking metal.
25:24Oh, I'll talk my lost you chariot.
25:29Let us sing for your blood.
25:33Stain for her.
25:37Stain for her.
25:39Tonight we rise.
25:41Stain for her.
25:43Tonight we rise.
25:45Stain for her.
25:47Tonight we rise.
25:49Stain for her.
25:51Love you rise.
25:52I know it's been a tough night for you all.
26:11We appreciate your patience.
26:13The Emmys ruling your drummer died by electrocution.
26:16His amp wasn't grounded.
26:18So when he touched the mic, it was like kissing a lightning bolt.
26:22Jesus.
26:24It was an accident due to faulty equipment.
26:27We're impounding the amp for insurance purposes, but you can have the rest of your equipment back.
26:32You all were on that stage, too.
26:34Could have been a lot worse.
26:38Wow.
26:41Guess we just got lucky.
26:51Good idea.
26:52What do you figure I can get for these on eBay?
27:02Don't you fucking dare.
27:05I can't stop smelling that smell.
27:08We did what we did.
27:09Now we gotta move forward.
27:10That song is gonna change our lives.
27:13Let's keep it together.
27:14About that.
27:15We should get a recording of the song, at least a rough demo, before we play it at the Krampus show.
27:20We can use his rhythm track, but we all play the rest.
27:23Really lock in our ownership.
27:25Let's do it.
27:26Right fucking now.
27:27And where are we gonna find a recording studio in Kenosha, Wisconsin?
27:31Right fucking now?
27:32One, two, three.
27:35It's a flashing sign that calls you from the street.
27:40Drink from the wells so bittersweet.
27:43It's sugary sweet, it's a fiery train.
27:49It's time to read my sucker punch.
27:53It's service for the priests.
27:54This song's pretty good.
27:56Oh, uh, excuse me.
27:58Are you with this group?
28:00Because I have this booth reserved as of seven minutes ago.
28:04Oh, yeah.
28:04I think they're almost done.
28:07Murder, girl.
28:09Nice.
28:10Is your band, uh, death metal or something?
28:13It's my podcast.
28:16I solve murders.
28:16Nice work, if you can get it.
28:20All right.
28:23To the caverns of the past.
28:27Your first set won't be your land.
28:31It's sugary sweet, a fiery treat.
28:35It's time to eat my sucker punch.
28:42Damn, that is an earworm.
28:45Whoa.
28:47Oh, jeez.
28:49Come on.
28:51Okay.
28:52Which one of you assholes shamrocks shake my car?
28:55What is this?
28:57Oh, my God.
28:57Just clean it.
28:58Oh, hi.
28:59Excuse me.
28:59Hi.
29:00Hello.
29:00Do you know my friend Molly?
29:02I'm sorry, who?
29:03Molly, you know, my ex.
29:06Nice try, Narc.
29:07I'm not a Narc.
29:08You're wearing pleated khakis.
29:11Just try harder.
29:12I believe you.
29:14Excuse me.
29:15Very good.
29:16Ah, damn it, Gavin.
29:18Respect the domicile.
29:21Excuse me.
29:22We were scrupulous, man!
29:28Oh, wow.
29:31Hold the phone.
29:32Hold the phone.
29:32Hold the phone.
29:34Step into the caverns of the past.
29:44Your first sip won't be your last.
29:48It's sugary sweet.
29:50A fiery treat.
29:52It's time to eat my sucker punch.
29:57Magpie.
30:06Magpie.
30:12Oh, great.
30:13Uh, I want to talk to you.
30:15Drop the price of the shirts if you have to.
30:17I don't want to bring any of that shit home.
30:19You know, it's about your new song.
30:21What about it?
30:21Well, it's really good, which is how I know you guys didn't write it.
30:24I got a sound check.
30:25Okay, just look me in the eyes and tell me that Gavin didn't write that song.
30:32Gavin wrote that song.
30:35Oh.
30:35Well, that's true.
30:38But also not cool.
30:40He deserves credit.
30:41Gavin, what do we deserve?
30:43Huh?
30:43That song isn't going to bring Gavin back, but it'll change our lives.
30:46We've recorded the song.
30:47We're playing it tonight.
30:49Look, Charlie, I'm just trying to make something good out of something bad.
30:52Well, right, but...
30:54But if it's Gavin's song, people should know that.
30:57Yeah, there are a thousand ifs.
30:58If I hadn't given him the scream, if our Brody hadn't quit and checked the amp,
31:01if I had anything left in my garbage life except one last shot,
31:04this shot, it is what it is, and I'm taking it.
31:10I'm sorry about the kid.
31:12Truly.
31:14I gotta go.
31:28Something doesn't sit right, Gavin.
31:31Grab it!
31:34Okay.
31:38Grab it in the crapper!
31:40Oh, yes.
31:42Deuteronomy.
31:47Deuteronomy.
31:48Nice right hook, merch girl.
31:51I see you're moving up in the world, huh?
31:53Is that why you quit?
31:54Quit?
31:54I got canned on some bullshit.
31:57Huh.
31:59Wow.
31:59You know, I knew that we'll be through a lie in there.
32:01I just couldn't track the, uh...
32:03This business is built on relationships.
32:06And amphetamines.
32:07Can I ask you something?
32:09It's, uh...
32:09It's about the kid.
32:10The thing that happened with his amp.
32:12I mean, is that something that happens?
32:14Yeah.
32:14It happens.
32:15Yardbird 77.
32:17Lead guitarist spit it using the same amp.
32:20That's why they have a death capacitor.
32:22A what?
32:24Old amps used to have cores with two prongs instead of three.
32:28If you reverse the plug, it's like sticking a fork in the socket.
32:32The death capacitor keeps it safe.
32:34Wait, so...
32:35Gavin didn't know that?
32:37Of course he did.
32:38He had his amp converted to three prong.
32:40It was safe.
32:41I wouldn't have let him use it if it wasn't.
32:43Here.
32:45Let me show you what it looks like.
32:47Okay.
32:48Here's one on eBay.
32:50Identical.
32:51Can I see that?
32:53Oh, shit.
33:07Ow.
33:23I'm gonna buy a new guitar, neck and leg with pearl, to pay my passage to the underworld.
33:34I'm gonna crawl up from the afterbirth and wander lonely on this earth.
33:45Satan, cast your evil spell.
33:51Save a place for us in hell.
33:55You must learn.
33:57We're all gonna burn.
33:58Because you can't un-murder someone.
34:01We electrocuted a lamp for the keys to the kingdom.
34:06Now it's time to burn.
34:08Two, three, four.
34:11Two, three, four.
34:19If you're looking for Al, he's working on a new song called You Can't Un-Murder Someone.
34:23Sounds metal.
34:25It sounds like a guilty conscience unburdening itself for killing a drummer via power ballad.
34:32What?
34:33That song is basically a confession.
34:37Uh, yeah, okay.
34:37So, you want to arrest Bob Marley for singing I Shot the Sheriff?
34:41If he was also selling Gavin's amp on eBay like Al is, then yeah.
34:45Now, I know it sounds nuts.
34:47But I think that Al switched it out for a booby-trapped amp and killed Gavin.
34:52Listen, I know you really like the kid.
34:56You're traumatized.
34:58We all are.
34:59But reality now, equipment mix-ups happen.
35:03Deuteronomy wasn't there to check it.
35:04Convenient, right?
35:06Jesus.
35:07Al was on stage the whole time Gavin was.
35:10You think he would have risked electrocuting himself?
35:12Or Esky?
35:13Or me?
35:16Well, that's true.
35:18Huh.
35:19Huh.
35:22One more show, and this will all be in your rearview mirror.
35:25Okay?
35:27Chill out, and keep it together.
35:29Yeah?
35:34What are you doing?
35:35You put Gavin's amp on eBay?
35:37It's vintage.
35:39It's evidence!
35:40Right?
35:42I guess.
35:43You guess?
35:44I haven't taken criminal law yet.
35:46Okay, Clarence, dumbass and veggie McShithead.
35:49Listen to me.
35:50We are this close to nailing this thing.
35:54Keep it the fuck together!
35:57And do not confess to murder, you know?
36:00Fuck!
36:05It's probably okay as long as you don't sing it under oath.
36:09What do you say?
36:10Uh, hey, Deuteronomy, um, can I borrow your readers?
36:14You know, I'm trying to see something on here, and I can't.
36:17No.
36:18But not about the right tool for the job.
36:20Oh, okay.
36:21Upgrade.
36:27Huh.
36:27Okay, so, Al was being a real baby about setting up his mic stand, right?
36:34Yeah.
36:35Said it was his hunchback or something.
36:37I tried to teach him the Pilates I learned from Jimmy Page, but no.
36:41Okay, so, look at this.
36:44This is from the show when Gavin died.
36:47Look at the tape.
36:48Somehow, in this show, on this one night, he got taller.
36:55Huh.
36:56Huh.
36:57Well, so what?
36:58Maybe he wore different shoes.
37:00Wait, why would a guy with a bad back suddenly wear new shoes on stage?
37:07Huh.
37:07Well, you can't see his shoes there, though.
37:12How?
37:15Huh.
37:15Huh.
37:37I, I, I, I, I, I come in peace.
37:54I, can, can I borrow that?
37:59Come on, Al.
38:00Show me some heavy-soled murder shoes.
38:03Got you, you son of a bitch.
38:10Whoa.
38:15Holy Toledo.
38:24Rest in metal.
38:26Seriously?
38:27Jesus, what now?
38:28You know, you guys are sick with this bullshit tribute.
38:30You killed him.
38:31All you.
38:32Who the fuck do you think you are?
38:34Me?
38:34Oh, I don't know.
38:35Maybe, maybe I'm the highest bidder on eBay for Gavin's real amp.
38:39You know, the one you switched out to kill him.
38:41Or maybe I'm the girl with the photographic proof that you knew he was going to be electrocuted.
38:46You were all wearing docks with thick rubber soles to insulate you from that electro shit that you sent through Gavin.
38:53You know, when you told the fire inspector that you got lucky, I knew it was a lie.
38:58I just didn't put it together.
39:00Y'all made your own luck, didn't you?
39:03You know, I may not have my degree, but even I know that's not legal proof.
39:06Gavin was the real deal.
39:09You know, and he was a good guy.
39:10And you killed him just for what?
39:13For some stupid little song about sucker punching?
39:16It's not just a song.
39:20It's a hit.
39:22You know what, Ruby?
39:24I knew that you were a has-been, but it's worse than that.
39:27All right?
39:28You're a hack.
39:29And maybe I won't get to see you in an orange jumpsuit.
39:32But you'll be in that orange build box apron for the rest of your sad little hacky life.
39:38Security!
39:40Gavin had talent, okay?
39:42He was metal.
39:43He was real metal.
39:44And you all, you're the opposite of metal.
39:47All right?
39:47You're talc.
39:49You hear me?
39:49You're fucking talc.
39:52She can't do shit.
39:54We play the fuck out of that song tonight and everything changes.
39:58Yes?
39:58Let's rock!
40:02Hey, do you mind swinging past just over here?
40:05Thanks.
40:06I just, I gotta grab my bag and then I promise to continue to throw myself out, so.
40:11I better not see you again.
40:13Oh, absolutely.
40:14I appreciate you.
40:15You're doing good work.
40:17Efficient.
40:18Hi.
40:19Hey, guys.
40:20Any of you know my friend Lucy?
40:21You know Lucy in the sky?
40:22Fuck off, Lori.
40:24Okay?
40:25Just looking for some old-fashioned cocaine.
40:27Hey, Narc.
40:30My name's Scott.
40:33And that's how Doxology murdered their drummer Gavin, I don't know his last name, for a song.
40:42Yeah, well, that's a lot.
40:48I got no proof.
40:50It's a whole lot of nothing.
40:52It's loose, connected dots.
40:53I'm sorry.
40:54I don't know who I thought would take this seriously.
40:56Yeah, you know what?
40:57Uh, I think it's good.
40:59You do?
41:00Yeah, I think you make a compelling case.
41:03I mean, some of this is a stretch, but you've shored up a lot of the circumstantial evidence.
41:08I'm convinced.
41:08You think it's enough to take it to your boss?
41:11Why would you want me to take it to the VP of Finance at Nationwide?
41:17Okay, wait.
41:18So you're not a cop?
41:21No, I'm an actuary.
41:22Did you think I was a cop?
41:23Yes, man, I thought you were a narc.
41:27Yeah, everyone's been calling me that.
41:29I think I'm just really bad at buying drugs.
41:31Yes, you are really bad at it.
41:34Well, if it makes you feel any better, everything you just said makes perfect sense.
41:38Oh, and since you're already famous, maybe you can get some local news attention.
41:41What do you mean, I'm famous?
41:43You don't know.
41:44Oh, your video.
41:46It went viral.
41:48Crippie!
41:49When did that go up?
41:54It says four hours ago.
41:56Why?
41:57Charlie Kale.
42:02Hey, Cliff.
42:04Didn't take you for a TikToker.
42:06It's over, Charlie.
42:07You're coming with me.
42:08Front seat of the trunk.
42:09Your choice.
42:16Do you need something, brother?
42:18What's up, Milwaukee?
42:23I think it's time for something fresh.
42:27It's a flashing sign to thaw you from the stream.
42:32Drink from the well so bitter sweet.
42:35You wrote your number on the back of my receipt before you caught me with your...
42:44Suck a punch.
42:45Suck a punch.
42:47Steps into the calendar of the past.
42:52Your first sip won't be your last.
42:57It's sugary sweet.
42:59It's a fiery chain.
43:01It's time to leave you back.
43:03Suck a punch.
43:06To the left.
43:06You're in there, this old boy.
43:10Yeah, I'm in there.
43:18Thank you!
43:20Woo!
43:23Woo!
43:26Woo!
43:29Woo!
43:30Woo!
43:31Woo!
43:31Woo!
43:31Woo!
43:32Woo!
43:32Woo!
43:32Woo!
43:32Woo!
43:33Woo!
43:33Woo!
43:34Woo!
43:35Woo!
43:36I like shrimp cocktail for breakfast.
43:48I can use that.
43:49It's incredible.
43:50My friends, in just three weeks, you have conquered the world.
43:53It's a sucker punch.
43:55To doxology!
43:56Hey, hey, hey, why won't you do that?
43:59Guys, we gotta get caviar in the ride.
44:01I want this on the tour bus.
44:03I can get used to this.
44:05This is my new style.
44:08But I can keep this pen to race.
44:10Hold up.
44:12Wait.
44:13No.
44:16What the fuck, man?
44:17We have a big problem.
44:22Yeah, so this sucker punch song came out of nowhere.
44:25And it's everywhere now.
44:27But did it come out of nowhere?
44:29It did not.
44:30Shout out to some of our older viewers for helping us connect the dots on this one.
44:35Fire.
44:36No.
44:43Oh, wow.
44:44Oh, wow!
44:45Oh, wow!
44:46Oh, wow.
44:48You ripped off the theme song to Vance and you didn't think nobody would notice?
44:51you ripped off the theme song the band singing didn't think nobody would notice
45:00i didn't realize it it's it's it's a fair use homage it's copyright infringement that
45:07was about to become fraud and it is the least of your problems
45:11you may know the heavy metal band doxology for their 90s hit song staplehead and for
45:20their incredible comeback hit sucker punch their story sounds like a rock and roll fantasy
45:27a band of has-beens who get their second shot at fame but what if i told you that's not the
45:34whole story would you kill for a second shot at fame commit murder for one hit song
45:43welcome to season seven of murder girl rest in metal
45:50you