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Poker Face Season 1 Episode 3

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00:00Oh
00:30George.
00:49George.
00:54I'm a murderer.
00:56Look, look, I'm not yanking your chain, okay?
00:59Matter of fact,
01:00I just closed on a massive beef rub deal.
01:02I got a licensing deal with McCormick.
01:04All he needs is a few John Hancocks,
01:06and the green will start rolling in.
01:08God damn it, Taffy.
01:09Do you know who you borrowed from?
01:11These are Dallas people.
01:12They'd send someone down to deal with you,
01:13but they're gonna deal with you.
01:15I got another call coming in,
01:17but hear me out.
01:17Just tell them everything's gonna be okay,
01:20and it's just, it's all an escrow, man.
01:23All right, I'll talk to you.
01:24Bye.
01:26Taffy Boyle speaking.
01:27Oh, hi, this is Michael Larson
01:28from Fort Arthur Bank and Trust,
01:30and I just wanted to go over some things.
01:32Jamie, how's your ma doing?
01:48Oh, her back's not so good.
01:49Oh, shucks, you know,
01:50I'm gonna give her a shot on the show tonight.
01:52Better make her weak, Taff.
01:53Sheriff, you better have a warrant
01:56to where you're harassing that meat right there.
01:58Risk is so good, it ought to be illegal.
02:00Look here, everybody.
02:03Don't forget to floss.
02:05And remember what we like to say.
02:07You know what our slogan is.
02:08We'll put the meat in between your teeth,
02:10but you gonna get it out.
02:12Ha, ha, ha.
02:12Where have you been?
02:19Come on, Mandy.
02:20Look, I'm not a teleporter.
02:21I got here as soon as I can.
02:23You need to talk to your brother.
02:25He's just been standing in the meat locker
02:26like some kind of ghost.
02:28He's your husband.
02:29You know how he gets.
02:30What's the problem now?
02:31What, the new kid use hickory instead of applewood?
02:33This is different, Taffy.
02:35I've never seen him like this.
02:42Hey, George.
02:47We have built a temple of carnage.
02:52You bet your ass, brother, we have.
02:55Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
02:58Um, look here, look here, George.
03:00When we're done with this beef rub deal, okay,
03:02how about you and Mandy take a vacation,
03:04go to the golf and celebrate?
03:06It'll be your second honeymoon.
03:07Matter of fact, here, I got the contract right here.
03:09We can get everything done.
03:10I don't need a vacation.
03:12I need out.
03:15You need out of what?
03:16Out of all of it.
03:18The restaurant, the beef rub deal,
03:20the self-perpetuating cycle of endless cruelty.
03:22I'm going vegan, Taffy.
03:26You're going vegan?
03:29I no longer want to participate
03:31in the sale of animal products.
03:32Okay, uh, George,
03:35you're a renowned pit master.
03:36Your whole dang life has been animal products.
03:38Which is why this is hard for me.
03:40I'd like to take my half of the business
03:42and begin the next phase of my journey.
03:45Come on, man, you know I can't buy you out.
03:48I don't save like you.
03:49I already spoke to J.J. Ruskin in town,
03:51and he can take a look at our books.
03:53He'll give us a fair shake.
03:54What the fuck do J.J. Ruskin know about our books?
03:57Huh?
03:57Why the fuck are you talking?
03:58He don't know.
03:59Look here, let me tell you something.
04:00I do my books a special way.
04:02There's only a certain way I can understand.
04:03J.J. Ruskin is not going to understand
04:04how I do my fucking books.
04:05Hey, we're going to figure this out.
04:07All right?
04:07Don't worry.
04:08But this is happening.
04:27Mandy, I feel like...
04:29like everything's closing in, you know?
04:33I don't know what to do.
04:34I don't know.
04:38I don't know.
05:08Now, look here.
05:26Y'all know I love to run my mouth.
05:29But you have to know that my brother George
05:31is the real genius.
05:33That's right.
05:34He can take a piece of me
05:35and make it into something divine.
05:38And you know what makes George so good at what he do?
05:41It's how much he cares about the details.
05:44Now, look, I thought I'd come by one last time
05:54to see if I can convince you to change your mind.
05:57Hmm?
06:01You sure?
06:03I'm sure.
06:03How about we do that?
06:08Let's...
06:08Let's...
06:09Why don't we just sit here and enjoy...
06:13this beautiful sunset?
06:14Daddy's axe.
06:24Remember all those wood-splitting competitions you had?
06:30Could not beat you once.
06:35I could not hold a candle to my brother George.
06:38Daddy damn sure made sure I knew that, too.
06:46Well, what good's a mean brisket
06:48without butts in the benches?
06:51You and Manny made this place.
06:53Came up with the radio show.
06:55Floss.
06:56People love the floss.
06:57Yeah, they do love that floss.
06:58They take it home and...
07:01use it with their own food.
07:06I'm really gonna miss you.
07:10I really am.
07:14You gonna be all right without me.
07:19I know.
07:23Everybody, why don't we give it up for my brother George?
07:25Yeah!
07:27Why don't you try the vibration?
07:34Why don't you try the vibration?
07:37It's number one in the nation.
07:42Kathy, what are you still doing here?
07:43You're on in five.
07:45I'm going.
07:45I'm going.
07:46Don't get your paintings in the twist.
07:52That's all right.
07:53Yeah.
07:54That's all right.
08:01That's all right.
08:03She's all ready for you, Mr. Boyle.
08:06I appreciate that.
08:07All sitting here, there's a little something for you.
08:09Enjoy that.
08:16Hey there.
08:17Come on.
08:18Belgrade.
08:18Hmm?
08:19Piling.
08:20Carpage.
08:21Nacidosis.
08:22And any other straggler that's tuning in.
08:24You know what it is.
08:25This is your source for everything barbecue.
08:28B-B-Q-N-A.
08:30And I'm your favorite host.
08:32Taffy Boyle.
08:36That's enough about me.
08:37I want to hear from you.
08:39Call her on the line.
08:40Got some happy customers here, Taff.
08:43Say hi, everyone.
08:46Hi, everyone.
08:48Hello, everyone.
08:49Back to you.
08:50Now, look.
08:51That voice sounded really familiar to me.
08:53Is that who I think it is?
08:55My sister-in-law, Mandy Boyle.
08:56Hey, Mandy.
08:57Why don't you do me a favor to kick off the show with the first question?
09:00What you eating there, Luce?
09:02Best damn hot links in the state.
09:04Ooh.
09:05Best damn hot links in the state.
09:08You know, so one of my favorite things at Boyle Barbecue is the hot links.
09:12And that's what this show should be about.
09:14So I think tonight we ought to talk about how the sausage gets made.
09:18And I mean it literally.
09:20Now, you guys know I love to run my mouth.
09:26But you have to know that my brother George is the real genius.
09:30That's right.
09:30He can take a piece of meat and make it into something divine.
09:34And you know what makes George so good at what he do?
09:37It's how much he cares about the details.
09:41We used to buy our hot links from a farm that shall go unnamed.
09:45But my brother George had a problem with the texture of the casing.
09:47He said to me, Taffy, from now on, we're sourcing our own intestines.
09:51We're playing these sectors out of the casing.
09:54What George says is mine or something.
09:56Well, very good.
09:57We probably wanted to drive half their healthy state.
10:00We're buying the first thing.
10:02A single item of the prostate.
10:04That's nice.
10:05We're running here for you.
10:06Both called the bear.
10:07The intestine cases.
10:09They're thinking about the meat inside.
10:11That's a mistake.
10:12The intestine is like a beautiful ship.
10:14That we're going to eat during the journey to the Россi Museum.
10:17If you don't have a realciamoci�iожалуйста iubed is soleyvre.
10:22I'm going to show you.
10:23I'll show you something about these.
10:25I'll show you something about them.
10:28I love your belly.
10:30Come on.
10:35I lovejego Shit.
10:36I love you.
10:41I love you.
10:42I'll see you next time.
11:12I'll see you next time.
11:42Oh, shit.
12:12I'll see you next time.
12:42Oh, shit.
12:44Oh, shit.
12:46Oh, shit.
12:48Oh, shit.
12:50I'll see you next time.
12:52Oh, shit.
12:54Oh, shit.
12:56Oh, shit.
12:59I'll see you next time.
13:00I bet that's why folks like yourselves keep coming back again and again.
13:06At Boyles, we do everything we can to make sure every last bite is damn near perfection.
13:11And I want y'all to know we're mighty grateful to you.
13:14Well, I hope that answers your question, but I'm going on about hot links for long enough.
13:23All right.
13:24I think it's about time we take another call.
13:27How do you feel about that?
13:30I think it's time that we take another call.
13:38Okay, how about that?
13:42Oh, here we go.
13:43Taffy boil.
13:45Nobody should know that much about sausages.
13:49Oh, come on.
13:50Is that you again, Mandy?
13:52You got to give somebody else an opportunity to talk.
13:55Come on now.
13:56Well, I just had to call in and tell you what a damn windbag you are.
14:00Oh, now I'm a windbag.
14:05I really love that, huh?
14:06Let me tell you something.
14:08Let you know now.
14:09Thought that was a lie.
14:10We got plenty or more to show where that came from.
14:12So you better buckle up, little lady.
14:14We're buckled up, Taffy.
14:16No more long rants about sausages.
14:18Another great show, Taffy.
14:33It's all about the details, my friend.
14:35All about the details.
14:36I'm the man.
14:36I don't know.
14:38We're buckled up, little lady.
14:39I don't know.
14:41We'll see you in the next couple of weeks.
14:41We'll see you in the next couple of weeks.
14:43Okay, good.
14:44What?
14:44I don't know.
14:45I guess I want the help.
14:45You're the help.
14:46Can you know?
14:47Oh, boy.
14:47I don't know.
14:47I don't know.
14:48But I want the help.
14:49But I don't know.
14:50I don't know.
14:51You're the help.
14:52You're the help.
14:53You're the help.
14:54Oh
15:18Hey
15:21Hi, how are you doing? Hi, your dog is in my car. We don't have a dog or a gas station
15:29Oh
15:50Go on this person
15:52Oh
15:55Jesus
15:57Oh
16:06Let's go out the car out the car
16:11It's time to go go
16:18Oh, wow look at this yummy yummy pork lines all doggies like that come on a little hands on Gretel
16:25Oh
16:30You know what a little company might be nice
16:33I'm having some hard regrets are a my hospitality
16:53Oh
16:57Jesus, okay, you know what? I'll let some music, yeah? Tim the Savage or whatever
17:04No
17:06Did you know 85% of Mexicans have criminal records? They're erasing us folks us real Americans the right
17:22Oh
17:24Every day the wall goes unfinished
17:26This is what you want to listen to
17:28Rapists arrive on our hallowed soil
17:31Well, hanky
17:32Magadog
17:33Perfect
17:35The government
17:38Listen carefully
17:40The truth trains a company and there she blows every hour on the quarter here at the deep state dispatch
17:50Oh my god, I'm snapping okay, this is me snapping I am snapping right here you racist homophobic anti-semitic flatulence
17:58Bad dog
18:00Bad dog
18:02Yeah, I said it
18:04Huh?
18:06Oh, now you want to get out
18:08Oh, okay, you bet your goose-stepping fascist dog ass
18:12Yes
18:24Very good
18:26Go build a wall you jackboot piece of shit
18:28Hey, hey, hey, hey
18:42You, is that your dog?
18:44Uh, no
18:45Okay, I just saw you letting out, what you mean no?
18:47That dog has eight, three hundred dollars worth of food and you're gonna pay for it
18:50It was a couple of sausages, where'd he get that man?
18:52Look here, we got a problem, I go tell the sheriff, he's right at table five
18:55There is no need to jump to extremes, I just, uh
18:59I typically don't carry around that kind of cash
19:03How much would you say a spare tire is worth?
19:05What's the problem here?
19:07The problem is, is that her little mangin mutt has eight half a steer
19:11Okay, look, that dog is an asshole, there's no daylight between us on that, I just
19:17Look, I'm kinda broke, and uh, I could really use a break
19:23We could always use an extra hand in the pit
19:25George
19:27Okay, we're not hiring some vagabond, come on
19:29What do you say, huh?
19:31Work a shift, we call it square?
19:33If you like it, you stay on?
19:37Barbecue means many things around the world
19:40But in Texas, it means beef
19:42And we like to keep things simple
19:44Meat, salt, pepper
19:47And the fourth ingredient, wood
19:50Now, our main smokers use a blend of hickory, apple, mesquite, and cherry
19:57Hmm, which one is this?
20:01George, I got no idea
20:07Good barbecue is like a symphony playing on all five senses
20:13And a skilled conductor can pick out each and every note
20:16When in doubt, try tasting it
20:18Ha! You're adorable!
20:20Ha!
20:22The reason brisket needs eight hours is because of the stall
20:26What's the stall?
20:28The first hour or two, the temperature will steadily increase until you reach about 160
20:34Then you can get stuck there for about four, five, even six hours
20:38See, the stall is where a kind of alchemy takes place
20:45You pull it at 210, let it rest for an hour
20:49And always slice against the grain
20:53Now, you see that look on your face right there?
20:58That's what it's all about
21:00So what's up with all the floss? It's everywhere
21:09Taff is big innovation
21:12A trademark quirk
21:14I think it's great
21:15Bullshit
21:17Okay, I hate it
21:19We do all this and we leave our customers with a putrid chemical cinnamon
21:24It's an air horn at the symphony
21:28Well, meat poet, look at you
21:32These animals give their lives
21:34And I believe in honouring their sacrifice by using every last part of them
21:41Are those, uh, dicks?
21:45Tongue
21:46Tongue
21:47Is my absolute favourite thing that we make here
21:50I use pecan just for this
21:58An unusual wood
22:03Hey
22:05That smells different
22:06Mm-hmm
22:11Does Mandy ever stay up here with you?
22:13Mm-hmm
22:14She prefers the house in town
22:16Must get boring
22:17Nah
22:19Alone at night
22:22Do my best thinking
22:25Can hear what the universe is trying to tell you
22:28Yeah, sounds boring
22:30You're a movie guy
22:32All right, you like animals, right?
22:34So let's see, we got Babe
22:36Also, Charlotte's Web
22:38And we got Okja
22:39Uh, I've only seen the first half of that one
22:41But it's pretty cute so far
22:43Uh
22:44Oh, and there's...
22:45제발
22:50Uh
22:52Something with Sharon
22:56Coaching
22:58Uh
23:00Uh
23:07Uh
23:08Uh
23:09Uh
23:10Uh
23:10George.
23:35I'm a murderer.
23:40So I just said it, happy I'm out.
23:51So I'm out.
23:55Wow.
23:56Good for you.
23:58You know, it took guts to do that.
24:00And for what it's worth, I don't think you're a murderer.
24:02I think you're a good person, Drew.
24:06You, uh, you live on the road, right?
24:10Uh, yeah.
24:12Yeah, I guess I do.
24:16So what's it like?
24:18Leave everything behind and start fresh.
24:22Well, it's, uh, it's easy.
24:26Too easy, maybe.
24:28A life of fresh starts.
24:31But it suits me.
24:33And, yeah, and you get to meet all sorts of people.
24:36Uh, all sorts of lives.
24:38All sorts of lives?
24:39Lives, but, you know, sometimes I just, I take a map, I pick a spot, and I head there.
24:48So what are you gonna do?
24:50I have no idea.
24:52And that should scare me, but it don't.
24:54One thing I do know...
24:57Charlie!
25:01Where'd you go?
25:03Uh, I guess I kind of work here.
25:05Uh, well, I should probably go.
25:07But, uh, what's the one thing you know?
25:09Don't leave me hanging.
25:10Charlie!
25:12Gone.
25:12I'll tell you later.
25:13Uh-huh.
25:14I hold you too bad.
25:16Hope things don't get too hectic in the pit without me.
25:19Oh, come on, if I had three whole days of training, I'm practically a pro.
25:25Hot, hot, hot, holy hell, hot, hot!
25:29I know we have fire gloves.
25:31What?
25:32Oh, God, great.
25:33Okay, your timing is just chef's kiss, Beto.
25:35Another great show, Taffy.
25:50It's all about the details, my friend.
25:51All about the details.
25:52How'd it go?
26:11Fine.
26:18Beto, I can't find the paprika.
26:20Can you go ask George where it is?
26:26It's...
26:27Help!
26:29Help!
26:42George!
26:43Oh, my God!
26:46George!
26:47George!
26:47George!
26:47George!
26:47George!
26:47George!
26:47George!
26:47George!
26:48George!
26:48George!
26:49George!
26:49George!
26:50You know, I know it's hard to move forward from a tragedy like this, but, uh, me and Mandy
27:00discussed this, and we think the best way to honor my brother George's memory is, um, is
27:08by keeping Boyle's barbecue going strong.
27:10George!
27:10George!
27:10George!
27:11George!
27:11George!
27:12George!
27:13George!
27:14George!
27:15George!
27:16George!
27:17George!
27:18George!
27:19George!
27:20George!
27:21George!
27:22George!
27:23George!
27:24George!
27:25George!
27:26George!
27:27George!
27:28George!
27:29George!
27:30George!
27:31George!
27:32George!
27:33George!
27:34George!
27:35George!
27:36George!
27:37George!
27:38George!
27:39George!
27:40George!
27:41George!
27:42George!
27:43Yeah, I know he was going through some heavy stuff, but he seemed, I don't know, happy.
27:52I don't think that's so unusual once people have made up their minds.
27:56You think it could have been an accident?
27:58No, the sheriff confirmed it was a suicide.
28:01He shut all the windows. He locked it from the inside.
28:04I had to force the door open myself.
28:08George knew what he was doing.
28:09All right, well, hey, um, if you see that fascist dog, tell him he's a real asshole for me.
28:27And again, very happy to be in business with you, but we could have waited to finish the signing.
28:33We know you're in mourning.
28:35Look, look, look here, we appreciate your condolences, but as you know, more than anything, my brother George cared about sharing his signature beef rub with the world.
28:45Taffy and I just really feel it's important to make his dreams a reality.
28:50This last one is just a natural.
28:51Welcome to the knitting circle.
28:58It's me, Kathy Jane.
29:00Today I'll be debating the merits of Diamond Honeycomb Stitch with a very special guest, my dear friend, Meryl Beauregard.
29:09You poor dumb little turd.
29:32Ow, asshole!
29:34He'll be fine after a few days' rest.
29:44I mean, what kind of a person runs a dog over and then just leaves it there?
29:48No, he wasn't run over.
29:50Someone beat him with a piece of wood.
29:52What's that now?
29:53Yeah, it was brutal.
29:55I extracted those from his head wound.
29:58I'm also not certain this dog is entirely dog.
30:01It could be up to 25% jackal.
30:03Oh, behaviorally, that tracks.
30:06You can tell by the teeth.
30:09One was ripped out recently.
30:11That's what first drew my attention to the, what the fuck are you doing?
30:14I thought you was leaving.
30:36Oh, I am, yeah.
30:38Just doing a wood thing, because dog justice, so you don't care.
30:43I don't care.
30:44Oh, it's a good one.
30:44Ah.
30:45Oh.
30:45I don't care.
30:46I don't care.
30:47Oh, my God.
30:47Oh.
30:48Well, that's what I'm doing.
30:50Is that what you want?
30:51Yeah.
30:52Oh, my God.
30:52Oh, my God.
30:53Oh, my God.
31:01Oh, my God.
31:02Oh, my God.
31:05Oh, my God.
31:07I don't care.
31:07Oh, my God.
31:09Oh, my God.
31:10Oh, my God.
32:12I'm in agreement.
32:13There's going to be some changes around here.
32:15Okay, change is good, change is healthy.
32:18From now on, I'm handling the finances.
32:21Look, we done what had to be done, right?
32:26Now we can move on with our lives.
32:29Yeah, Mandy, you thought of everything.
32:40We should get back out there.
32:43I don't like that show.
32:53Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out, like, where was he, you know?
32:56When was the last time you saw it?
32:57Hey, Charlie, uh, what are you doing here?
33:00Didn't you quit?
33:01Oh, yeah, I did.
33:02I'm just trying to figure out, uh, when was the last time you saw that fascist asshole dog?
33:09Okay, um, how about we talk in my office?
33:13All right.
33:13What are you doing here, Charlie?
33:15Oh, uh, you know, I, I, I think there's been a murder.
33:20Murder?
33:21Well, you know, not a murder, but an attempted murder.
33:25So I, I think someone tried to kill that little shithead dog.
33:30A dog?
33:30You do know my brother just died, right?
33:35Oh, no, I know, and I, I'm very sorry.
33:37Uh, I, I'm just, I'm trying to figure out what happened.
33:41So someone beat it with a log over by your brother's trailer, which, uh, I mean, I get it.
33:47That thing can be a real dick.
33:48But then they moved it.
33:51I mean, that's weird, right?
33:52What do you mean they moved it?
33:54Well, because of the pecan.
33:55The pe what?
33:57The pecan what?
33:57I, I could hear when I tasted, there were traces of pecan wood in the dogwoods.
34:07And that means the murder weapon came from...
34:11Okay, when did you become CSI?
34:14Look, it's just a dead dog in Texas.
34:16That's it.
34:17Well, I mean, it's not just them.
34:21You got two kind of mysterious incidents in very close proximity to each other.
34:27My brother's death is not mysterious.
34:30It's tragic.
34:33Oh.
34:35Yeah, but now that we're talking it through, uh, I think maybe the dog saw something related to your brother's death.
34:44Like what?
34:45Like, I don't know, uh, malfeasance.
34:49Malfeasance?
34:50Something that someone didn't want it to see.
34:53And they felt that the dog had to be silenced.
34:57I mean, you do know dogs can't talk, right?
35:00Well, nobody's saying dogs can talk.
35:02So what are you saying, Charlie?
35:03Well, he said he'd tell me later.
35:11The last time George and I talked, he said he'd tell me something later, and he believed it.
35:17And that means, you know, he thought he'd be alive at the end of the night.
35:23Look.
35:25We're all taking this really hard, Charlie.
35:28Do you know I would give all of this up to have my brother back?
35:34Bullshit.
35:38Sorry.
35:39You know what I think?
35:49I think
35:50you need to get the fuck out of town.
35:55And don't show your face around here again.
35:59Because in Texas,
36:01no matter if you're K-9 or other,
36:03we do not smile kindly on trespassers.
36:05Is that purely decorative?
36:12Not entirely, no.
36:16Shh.
36:25Well, yeah, I know.
36:26But he basically said he'd shoot me if I go back there.
36:32Look, you might be right, but we don't have any proof.
36:35I don't know, I just say we
36:37move on, first start, you know,
36:39put all this behind us.
36:43Avenge you?
36:44I don't even like you.
36:58Fine.
36:58Listen, you gotta stay here.
37:00Remember, you're a wanted bitch.
37:02No, man, just...
37:04All right, I'll put on the sicko.
37:06I don't know about you,
37:07but what I do in the bathroom
37:08definitely ain't gender neutral.
37:13Just don't bark.
37:14I don't know about you.
37:15I don't know about you.
37:15I don't know about you.
37:16I don't know about you.
37:16I don't know about you.
37:17I don't know about you.
37:17I don't know about you.
37:18I don't know about you.
37:18I don't know about you.
37:19I don't know about you.
37:19I don't know about you.
37:20I don't know about you.
37:20I don't know about you.
37:21I don't know about you.
37:22I don't know about you.
37:23I don't know about you.
37:24I don't know about you.
37:25I don't know about you.
37:26I don't know about you.
37:27I don't know about you.
37:28I don't know about you.
37:29I don't know about you.
37:30I don't know about you.
37:31I don't know about you.
37:32Let's go.
38:02I'm so sorry, Taffy.
38:32I'm so sorry, Taffy.
39:02I'm so sorry, Taffy.
39:32I'm so sorry, Taffy.
40:02I'm so sorry, Taffy.
40:32I'm so sorry, Taffy.
40:34I'm so sorry, Taffy.
40:38You ever gamble?
40:39Because you can make a killing.
40:43Nah.
40:43I loved my husband.
40:48How about that one?
40:54Out of my purview.
40:55I loved how much he loved what he did.
41:00And then one day he wakes up and decides he hates the thing that he devoted his life to.
41:06He thinks it's murder.
41:07Well, I can only imagine that.
41:12I still don't believe he wanted to die.
41:18Malfeasance, you said.
41:20Yeah.
41:21I think so.
41:22Well, I mean, Taffy's got a solid alibi.
41:30We all heard him on the radio.
41:31These Chinese sonar attacks have caused a 30% increase in homosexuality amongst our teens.
41:45Their beams are able to traverse vast distances...
41:48Oh, my God, bullshit.
41:49Unholy desires.
41:53And I'm gonna tell you how to protect yourself from these sonar attacks, but up first, one of my favorite records,
41:59Fide Kilimanjaro by Miles Davis.
42:02Enjoy.
42:06Hey, how can I help you?
42:08Hanky T. Pickens.
42:11Wait.
42:11All this?
42:12It's all a gang?
42:13I knew you didn't really believe any of this crap.
42:17Yeah, well, I also hate jazz, but that doesn't stop me from doing Midnight Cool with Dr. James.
42:23Oh, my God.
42:25The doctor is in the groove.
42:29Oove.
42:30Yeah.
42:31Wow.
42:32Yeah, I have lagged a lot of miles listening to you, man.
42:36You're blowing my mind right now.
42:38What else do you do?
42:38The morning buzz with Jimmy the Jerk!
42:40No.
42:41The Knitting Circle with Kathy J.
42:44Fucking Kathy.
42:45Y la Poderosa Super con D. Sanchez.
42:50Oh, I'm not sure that one's called a do anymore.
42:53Yeah, you know, I was a theater major in school, and there's a lot of hours to fill in here.
42:58Uh, you work at Boyle's, right?
43:01Yeah, how'd you know that?
43:02You kind of smell like a fireplace.
43:04But not in a bad way.
43:06Yeah, I guess I, uh, came here to scope out, poke around, something.
43:12I don't know what I actually thought I'd find.
43:14Uh, were you here for last night's BBQ and A?
43:18Sure, sure.
43:19Uh, Taffy brings me a brisket.
43:23Uh, did he leave at any point during the show?
43:28No, I was just sitting right out there the whole time, and he never came out.
43:32Can I ask you a weird favor?
43:44When were you gonna tell me you beat a dog within an inch of its life?
43:48Um, I wasn't.
43:52Well, now we got a big problem.
43:58Here you go.
43:59Whole BBQ hour from last night.
44:00Wow.
44:01Uh, thanks for your help.
44:03Literally any time.
44:04I cannot overstate how bored I am.
44:11I, I think I know how he did it.
44:13Oh, Charlie.
44:15He scared me.
44:16So, I, I've been listening to last night's show, and there's this, uh, 16-minute stretch
44:22with no live calls, where Taffy's just going on about sausage, uh, so if he had pre-recorded
44:28that, well, he could have snuck out and killed George then.
44:32Wow, that's, I mean, that's crazy.
44:35But would that have been enough time?
44:37Well, actually, yes.
44:38I, I tested it.
44:43Gah!
44:44Fuck you, dog!
44:46Dog!
44:55The, the one piece I can't figure out is that in order to have pre-recorded that, he would
44:59have had to know that he was going to get a question about hot links.
45:03He did.
45:04Oh, he did.
45:05He asked me to cue him.
45:07It's something we've done before when we're trying to move a particular cut of meat.
45:10Like, you just go up to someone who's eating it.
45:13Yeah.
45:14Wow.
45:14So, I mean, this is, this is some serious shit, Charlie.
45:18I mean, this is a murder accusation.
45:21Can you prove it?
45:22Prove it?
45:23Will the cop prove it, prove it?
45:25No, very much not.
45:27But, uh, but goddamn, I swear there's a piece missing, you know, there's something that would
45:31tie the whole room together.
45:32It's, it's, it's right on the edge of my brain, just driving me nuts.
45:36Well, if you do find real proof, you come to me first.
45:40Okay?
45:40I'm, I'm taught with the sheriff and we can go to him together.
45:45Good night, Charlie.
45:49Paprika?
45:49Paprika?
45:55Paprika?
45:57Yeah, it's just this stupid little thing that's been bugging me, because, uh, mostly when people
46:02lie, it's for some dumb who cares reason, which I'm sure this is.
46:06So, last night, in the kitchen, you said you didn't know where the paprika was, but you did
46:12know, so, why were you lying about the paprika?
46:20It was hectic.
46:22There was a lot going on, and I wanted Beto to find it.
46:27To find it?
46:28Help!
46:32Right.
46:33Look, Charlie, I like you, and if Taffy really is who you say he is, then, well, he must
46:43be very dangerous.
46:46For your own safety, I think your best move is to hit the road, get a fresh start.
46:55Ah!
46:58Ah!
46:59Oh, jeez.
47:03God, I told you to be quiet.
47:07I'm trying to think.
47:08Oh, jeez.
47:11God, I told you to be quiet.
47:17I'm trying to think.
47:22Hey.
47:40Hey, didn't I tell you not to show your face around here again?
47:43I know what you did, you shit-kicking psycho.
47:46Won't you do me a favor and just get out?
47:48Nope, because I got proof.
47:49Cop proof.
47:51Something you missed.
47:52And it's gonna put you away.
47:54Oh, really?
47:55Well, at first, it was a lot of little things.
47:57Dog tooth in the ashes, cinnamon floss, George's beer.
48:01You know, I sniffed the bottle and it didn't smell like anything.
48:03And I thought, what are you doing, Charlie?
48:04You're not a poison sniffer.
48:06And anyway, you wouldn't use a poison that would show up in an autopsy.
48:09You'd use Ambien or something.
48:12But what does Ambien even smell like?
48:14But what's weird was, it really didn't smell like anything.
48:18And not even beer.
48:19You see, someone had washed out the bottle.
48:22I mean, who washes out a bottle of beer?
48:24So you think George was killed because somebody rinsed out a beer bottle?
48:30Well, then there was your radio show.
48:33I listened to it over and over like I was Gene Hackman or something.
48:37Gene Hackman?
48:37I was looking for a sound, something that would prove that you recorded it ahead of time.
48:43And I found nothing.
48:44Of course you didn't.
48:46But then I realized it wasn't a sound.
48:48It was the absence of a sound.
48:51Sort of like the beer, but for the ears.
48:53The truth train.
48:55You know, it goes by every hour on the quarter.
48:57You can hear it in all the other shows.
48:59You should have been able to hear it in last night's BBQ&A, but it's not there.
49:04Oh.
49:05So let me get this tree.
49:26You think that I could be charged for murder because you didn't hear the sound of a train?
49:41Probably not.
49:43But that's when I found the real proof.
49:45The thing that's going to put your ass away.
49:49Well, I'm going to explain it to you in great detail right now.
49:53You see...
49:55Oh, oh.
50:08Look, she got us dead to rights.
50:11Taffy?
50:13What are you talking about?
50:14That nasty little blonde.
50:15She can prove we killed George.
50:18Well, okay.
50:20Calm down, Taffy.
50:21Tell me what happened.
50:22Call the sheriff.
50:23Tell him everything.
50:23Maybe he'll cut us a deal.
50:25Taffy, do not...
50:27That is the last thing we should do.
50:29I'm scared, baby.
50:30I'm so scared.
50:31I can't go to prison.
50:35Well, maybe if you'd stuck to my plan and hadn't attacked that fucking dog, she wouldn't be on to us.
50:45Don't do anything.
50:47I'll be there in ten minutes.
50:49See you soon, sweetheart.
50:53Which seems inconsequential until you consider the atmospherics.
50:58The high yesterday was 72 degrees.
51:00Humidity, 84%.
51:01Wind, four miles per hour.
51:03From the east.
51:04Not an unusual set of conditions in and of themselves.
51:08But nothing exists in a vacuum.
51:11Consider.
51:12Do you know the smoke point of Hickory?
51:15No.
51:15Five hundred and seventy degrees.
51:17That's five hundred seventy degrees.
51:20I'm gonna let you ponder the implications of that for a moment.
51:23Charlie, what the fuck are you talking about?
51:26Look, look.
51:26I've been hearing your bullshit this whole time for twenty minutes straight.
51:30And it doesn't make any fucking sense.
51:32Now, for Pete's sake, could you do me a favor and just let me know what this undeniable evidence is?
51:37It doesn't matter.
51:42What?
51:42It doesn't matter, because I just got a confession.
51:45I can confess to anything.
51:47Oh, no, not yours.
51:49What the hell is all this?
51:51Huh?
51:52It's what your brother taught me.
51:54The most important part of the cook, it's the stall.
52:01What?
52:02There he is.
52:05There's my husband's killer.
52:11Which will conclusively prove George Soros' role in orchestrating the pandemic.
52:18But first, dear patriots, the truth train has brought us a conspiracy in our own backyard.
52:24Now, you may think you know the story.
52:27Brotherly bloodshed at Boyle's Barbecue, where the side of the day is fratricide.
52:32But it turns out there's one more layer of this blooming onion left to feel back.
52:37Now, feast your ears on this.
52:40I'm scared, babe.
52:41I'm so scared.
52:42I can't go to prison.
52:44Well, maybe if you'd stuck to my plan and had to attack that fucking dog, she wouldn't be on to us.
52:52Shit.
52:53Now, it's like I always say.
52:55There's a whole lot of bullshit out there.
52:58So, I'd like to give a special shout-out to the truth-tellers.
53:02Those real-life heroes that can sniff it all out.
53:07See, they're our only hope against Soros, Pelosi, the Zionists, the Mexicans, the Snowflakes, and the Woke.
53:17Stay strong, truth-tellers.
53:27Stay strong.
53:28Let me put my arms around you.
53:30And we'll rock till the break of dawn.
53:33It's real like heaven.