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00:00You

00:30Mm-hmm

00:32Sweetie, are you okay?

00:34I'm fine.

00:40I'm finally free.

00:44Congratulations, you crazy bitch.

00:50Damn, I look good, though.

01:00Your makeup is terrible.

01:02Your makeup is terrible.

01:04But I love you anyway.

01:12Morning.

01:14No. Good morning.

01:16No.

01:20Morning.

01:22Five more minutes.

01:30Ready to get up?

01:36Five more minutes.

01:38I think you've had enough sleep.

01:40Shut up.

01:42Five more minutes.

01:44It's a beautiful day.

01:46Five more minutes.

01:48Ten more minutes.

01:52It's been an hour and ten minutes.

01:54Five more minutes.

02:00It is true.

02:04Fly into your day.

02:06The brand new day awaits you and your wings.

02:10Set them free.

02:12Ten more minutes.

02:14Ten more minutes.

02:18Oh!

02:20No.

02:22It's time to get up.

02:30Hey.

02:36Guess what?

02:38I made you coffee.

02:40Coffee?

02:41Yeah.

02:42Like with caffeine?

02:43Oh, sorry.

02:44Totally forgot.

02:45You know that I'm on a cleanse.

02:48Sorry.

02:49I thought it was just a red meat gluten thing.

02:51No, that was just week one.

02:53Caffeine is a poison.

02:55Have you seen the spiderwebs made by spiders on caffeine?

02:58They are just as bad as the spiders that are on meth.

03:01I don't want to be a meth spider.

03:03They gave the spiders meth?

03:05Mm-hmm.

03:06Who did this?

03:10Science.

03:13Alright.

03:14I don't want you to be a meth spider.

03:16Would you like something else?

03:19You could squeeze six fresh lemons.

03:22Lemons are nature's coffee beans.

03:26Okay.

03:28Okay.

03:31If I do that, you're getting up.

03:33Shh.

03:37I'm doing my daily visualization.

03:39Oh.

03:40Yes.

03:41Right.

03:44You need to go on to the other room.

03:46I can see you, babe.

03:49Go.

03:50Shh.

03:51Shh.

04:02What time is it, babe?

04:05It's noon, babe.

04:07Oh, it's early.

04:09Is it?

04:10Yeah.

04:11Day's half over, but I didn't mean that.

04:14For you.

04:16God, that's tart.

04:18I'm sorry.

04:19No, no, no.

04:20It means it's working.

04:32So what do you want to do today?

04:33Just thinking we could go for a hike

04:35or walk around Sunset Junction and not buy anything.

04:39Someday I am going to buy something at that fucking cheese store

04:42when we're millionaires.

04:44I visualized it this morning.

04:46Oh, yeah?

04:47And I visualized something else, too.

04:49What's that?

04:51We need to spend some time apart.

04:56You mean, like, move out?

04:59No, babe, no.

05:01Like, you just need to get out of the apartment without me

05:05for an hour a day alone.

05:09Ever since I started working weekends at the landscaping company with you,

05:13we spend, like, 24 hours a day together, seven days a week.

05:17And I love it.

05:18I just don't love it, like, all the time.

05:22Is this part of your cleanse?

05:24Maybe.

05:25Oh, maybe it is.

05:27And we already talked about you not making fun of my cleanse.

05:30I'm not making fun of your cleanse.

05:31I need you to honor my cleanse.

05:32I honor your cleanse, babe.

05:35But I already do leave the house every day.

05:37I get out and I go to work every morning,

05:39and I go to CrossFit every morning before you wake up.

05:41That's great!

05:42You can go to CrossFit in the afternoons.

05:44I'm afraid of the instructor in the afternoon.

05:46I just...

05:47I just...

05:49I just...

05:50I need some space, babe.

05:53Okay.

05:54Great.

05:55Sure.

05:56Hey, what do you think about starting now?

05:59Right now.

06:00Huh?

06:01Yeah.

06:02Sure.

06:03That's...

06:04That's fine.

06:06Um...

06:07Where should I go?

06:10Anywhere you want!

06:12Isn't that fun?

06:14Super fun.

06:16Love you, babe.

06:18Love you, babe.

06:19Think of this part as like a vision quest.

06:27And you have to walk this part of the journey alone.

06:32Right?

06:33Mm-hmm.

06:34All right.

06:36Vision quest.

06:49Let's go.

06:50I'll come.

06:51Hey, mom.

06:56Hey, let's call on.

07:01Say hi.

07:02Hey, dad.

07:06Hi.

07:07Come on.

07:08How are you?

07:09Is it crap?

07:10Hey, dad.

07:11Look at that.

07:12Yeah, it's just a road trip.

07:13Wow.

07:14Hey, these are awesome.

07:15Let's go on.

07:16Hey, dad.

07:17Oh, my God.

07:18What's Ian?

07:20You're busy too?

07:22Hey, Grandma!

07:24Hey, wanted to...

07:26hear about your cruise.

07:28You went to...

07:30Alaska, right?

07:32Is it cold?

07:34How's my favorite cousin?

07:40I'm back!

07:42How was your answer?

07:46It was so great!

07:50Yes!

07:52Great.

08:04Morning, babe.

08:06We'll see you in an hour, babe.

08:16Ugh.

08:22Hey, Mom!

08:24Oh.

08:26Yeah, I guess I did already talk to you today.

08:30What's new?

08:32I'm back.

08:34Woo!

08:36How was your Ian time?

08:38So great.

08:42Cool.

08:44Cool.

08:46Yeah.

08:48I guess I did already talk to you today.

08:50What's new?

08:52I'm back.

08:54Woo!

08:56How was your Ian time?

08:58So great.

09:00Hey mom, you know I'm not in trouble, I just wanted to say hi.

09:16Well I don't think it's weird, I guess the cat's in the cradle isn't it?

09:30Hey, this is kind of random, but what are you doing?

09:41So those are the three main designs I'm working on in terms of patio furniture, but if you

09:46want I can customize a piece to fit in any space, if you want to add detail work we can

09:51just figure out a rate based on how many hours I think it's going to take me.

09:55Oh, was there anything you were looking for in particular, or?

09:59Uh, no, I'm not really looking for patio furniture or anything, I mean at least not right now.

10:05Oh, I thought you were...

10:09Just catching up.

10:12Oh.

10:15Okay.

10:17I thought we sort of had a cool sort of bonding moment last year.

10:22When you were caught fucking my sister's wife?

10:24Yeah.

10:27Look, I'm sorry, I thought you were maybe looking for something for one of your landscaping clients.

10:32Oh, let's make a conversation.

10:35Are you coming out to me right now?

10:37Is that what this is?

10:39No.

10:40I mean, I wish.

10:41Me too.

10:42I mean, if I weren't in a relationship.

10:45No.

10:46That's going super well.

10:47You can tell Cal and Tom that things are going really well.

10:52Yeah, we're moving in together.

10:55He's actually talking about having kids, which is weird, but you know, it's great.

11:01I mean, he makes a ton of money, so why not?

11:06That is great.

11:07Things are going really great with me and Hillary too.

11:09Just like, totally great.

11:13Great.

11:14Great.

11:15So, I'm going to go.

11:20The cat is in the cradle.

11:23What?

11:25I don't know.

11:29No fucking way.

11:31Jezebel.

11:33Do I know you?

11:34No girl, but I know you.

11:40Mm-hmm.

11:41I'm confused.

11:42Kathy?

11:46Ian.

11:48Hi.

11:52Oh.

11:54This is weird.

11:56Nice to see you.

11:57You two know each other?

12:00Uh, yeah.

12:02It's a long story.

12:08You're here.

12:10Yes.

12:11Uh, yeah.

12:12I quit cats.

12:14It was time.

12:16That's really great.

12:19Okay, well I was, uh, I was just heading out.

12:22Yeah, me too.

12:23But, um, what are you doing tomorrow?

12:25You're just sitting around my apartment.

12:29Waiting for Cal to come home.

12:31I, Quincy is basically nocturnal these days,

12:33so I don't really have daytime friends.

12:37I don't really have a lot of daytime friends either.

12:41Apparently.

12:43You like coffee?

12:46I love coffee.

12:55I'm still hungry.

12:56so you like have a girlfriend now yeah and she's not asian we are so weird i know

13:26though actually it's cal's sister i know yeah you didn't like do that as an act of revenge on me

13:34did you no it just sort of happened oh good because that'd be really up of you if you did

13:42do it as an act of revenge because like i don't know if you remember but you kind of sort of broke

13:47up with me kind of yeah actually i mean i think i totally broke up with you yeah exactly it was

13:54kind of mutual but like it felt that way but it was mutual and like i was actually really

14:02a little devastated by it but only for like a minute and then like i was fine

14:08and free and like now i'm so great like i'm over it totally you look fine just fine fine you look

14:18incredible i know thank you

14:23actually you look great

14:31so how was your cat's experience oh it was really good you know and it really

14:35like opened up opportunities for me tv and film and broadway offers and really

14:41you know my commercial agent actually dropped me for going out of town and then like i hated the tour

14:52you know like just shitty cities shitty motel rooms with like cigarette burns on all like the

14:58shit stained sheets like i was like dealing with musical theater people like the whole time and then the

15:05director like he totally had a out for me i'm not a dancer i'm an actor who moves yeah but totally yeah

15:13and like he wouldn't even respect my process which is how i get into it to make up for the lack of

15:17dancing ability is like character work you know like i studied under meissner's star students student

15:25i mean like i know how to really be a cat and like he didn't respect that

15:29so i just quit i was like see you later quit huh i mean well i was kind of fired after this

15:37incident in reno but i quit right after that just so that i could really squirm over and find a

15:43replacement for me you know teach them a lesson i know but they couldn't even find a replacement for

15:46me because you cannot replace me that is true i know the only thing that would rival my performance

15:56as a replacement what do you think they got a real fucking cat that's true exactly yeah and you

16:02know i hate that cat like i hate all cats cat eyes cat piss the cat piss on the cat paws what about

16:08cal and tom's cat oh i hate it oh i love him what do you know about that cat he's sort of staying with

16:13us right now what well i just nothing i just always thought that i was kind of like a godmother to that

16:24cat and like if cal and tom ever died that cat would have been my burden to bear aren't you allergic

16:33yes and i was ready to resign myself to a life of ocular hemorrhaging and nasal spray

16:41well hey if you want i could totally ask hillary if it's okay for you to come and stay with you for a

16:47little while i mean she never feeds him or cleans his litter box gross disgusting no just an offer okay

16:52well this is me okay all right it was really nice seeing you

17:05okay okay okay okay bye bye

17:11hey do you want to maybe do this again same time tomorrow

17:16oh yeah same cat time same cat channel

17:36home babe oh shit sorry shoes all good

17:39all good all good all good i am centered and ready to accept your presence

17:47awesome

17:55so i sort of need to talk to you about something okay yesterday i sort of ran into kathy at the coffee shop

18:01and today we sort of got coffee as friends oh that's great yeah totally it was really great for

18:12us to get to sort of bury the hatchet and start over as friends i mean she's your brother's best friend and

18:16now that she's gonna be around again i mean she's gonna be around again totally i mean it's a little

18:23weird that you didn't tell me until just now but i'm totally fine with it because you told me

18:30just now totally i totally see that but i did tell you right just now

18:38and tomorrow we sort of made plans to go walk around the reservoir

18:43just like walk around outside in public yeah just like that all right

18:47is that okay with you of course i mean why wouldn't i be okay with you hanging out with

18:54another asian girl behind my back especially your ex-girlfriend who you once told me you were

18:58hopelessly in love with i mean why would that even be a thing i can totally cancel no i'm kidding

19:05i mean you did break up with her right you were telling the truth about that yes surprisingly yes

19:11okay cool let's have sex totally normal position okay

19:24honestly i don't understand why i'm the one who has to leave the apartment i mean i pay for the

19:27apartment and i do get out of the house every day i go to work i go to a crossfit you do crossfit

19:32yeah there's a box in echo park it's so much except for the box part that's what they call it

19:38so why do you even agree to this arrangement oh i guess i've always had an issue with female

19:42authority i know i love that about you oh thanks i'll see you later later

20:07they're what walking just like old ladies getting their steps in or something do you think that ian

20:34wants an open relationship with you and kathy no nobody's that crazy god i wish i was gay maybe

20:40this would work maybe it would even be a turn-on but i'm not i'm not even a little bit bi and you

20:45know that i've tried college doesn't count there was that one girl in portland but i mean she was in

20:50college disqualifies it sorry that's bi erasure don't bi erase me said you weren't bi you bi erased

20:56yourself and by the way being gay or bi or pansexual or whatever doesn't make you any more

21:01or less likely to want an open relationship yes it does definitely you are attracted to the same

21:05gender as your partner that gives you a huge genetic advantage when it comes to opening things up

21:10especially when it comes to conversion oh my god you've got to stop saying conversion like seriously

21:14it's my least favorite thing conversion conversion god you're like a slutty cat and being gay doesn't

21:21mean you don't want white picket fence monogamy ask douglas and quincy yeah i guess you're right

21:27how come you and tom don't want white picket fence monogamy because we're big

21:30sluts well there's no shame in that game well there's a little bit of shame like none with a bell

21:36shame or like we don't always make the decisions shame i almost never make good decisions we have

21:44recently made some not so good decisions like what you know i'm going to tactically withhold this

21:49information because there's still some things about my sex life that mom doesn't know no that is not

21:54fair i told you all about my uti last week and i begged you to stop hillary anyway i've got to go call

22:00kathy do not tell her that i told you i don't want her to think that i told you and that i know i want them

22:05to think that i literally haven't thought about it because it's literally all i can think about

22:11yeah of course totally why would i ever tell somebody something that you told me in confidence

22:24so you're not having sex with the end no are you sure trust me i would tell you if i was having

22:30sex with anyone even though he's dating my sister hey listen i know where your loyalty is lies

22:34but why didn't you tell me you're like breaking fag code i know i'm sorry i just i don't want it to

22:39become a thing but it is a thing how could it not be a thing i guess i wanted to pretend it wasn't a

22:44thing because the minute it becomes a thing then it has to be over you want him back yes i freaking want

22:51him back okay like i want the whole last year of my life back i want to take away all 76 performances of

22:58stupid cats and every single time i hooked up with a robin tomatugger i thought you were hooking up with

23:04mr mistoffelees yeah duh of course him too okay how was that no it was tantric it was primal it was

23:12wild it was pretty good but like i would even take that back just to like i don't know make things go

23:19back to the way they used to be okay just don't things up between them please this is the first

23:24time in my life that my sister's not been in 24 7 meltdown mode please don't that up for me and if

23:29this thing explodes douglas and quincy's wedding is going to be so awkward it's going to be the red

23:34wedding all over again yeah what about your wedding i'll believe in that oh come on it will be awesome

23:42i'll officiate it i'll get ordained online only if you do it in full cats makeup of course now i'm

23:49just saying think about what you want okay just think about what you really really want i mean

23:54i'll tell you what i want what i really really want i wanna i wanna i wanna i wanna stop not doing

24:00that uh-uh no i'm serious hey i gotta go in here don't do it don't have sex with him bad kathy hey

24:07hi um hold on i just gotta send a real quick text

24:15okay ready to go yeah

24:29i can't believe they drain the reservoir yeah it's so ugly it's so empty

24:34i'm supposed to fill it in pretty soon actually really yeah i mean a one-bedroom shack costs more

24:39than half a million dollars around here you think the rich people are gonna put up with this right

24:48it's been really nice talking like this i mean i wish it had been like this when you're dating yeah me

24:54too we had fun though right we did sometimes and a lot of fun until i'm not

25:13next week i'm gonna ask hillary to leave the house so we can take turns being people in the world

25:17well that sounds fair thank you now let's wait and see if i actually go through with it

25:24well i am gonna miss hanging out with you you still can i'm not doing it just because i have to

25:33i know i just i don't want you to feel obligated

25:36you're my friend kathy or at least i want you to be good well in that case i have something i have

25:45to tell you what i invited hillary today because as a crazy girl myself i know how crazy this must be

25:51making her why would it be weird please just don't join forces against me no promises buddy hey

26:10hey girl so good to see you oh my god i love your skirt oh my god i love your whole like everything

26:22you guys oh yeah this isn't weird at all what is that nail color i actually mixed this myself i'm

26:28calling it mellow evergreen you have to teach me oh my god i'm gonna make you a whole lot

26:32do you want to see that i'm not BLACK!

26:35in the world who's your birthday!

26:37alright, cool.

26:39thank you, thank you, thank you.

26:40thank you, thank you, thank you.

26:42thank you, thank you, thank you.

26:46thank you for that.

26:48so we'll see you guys.

26:50thank you.

26:57thank you, thank you.

26:58and thank you for watching the first time.

27:00As long as I remember there's been dust upon my shelf

27:07Pictures on the television, I thought I've had something missing

27:12And in the name of betterment

27:24I've looked everywhere I've went for something that was different

27:28Then the pictures in my hand

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