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00:00Hillary, what are you doing out there?

00:11It's not even 10 a.m.

00:12I always do my son's salutations in the morning.

00:14God!

00:16Since when?

00:17And you make coffee.

00:18Who are you?

00:19I'm your sister, and I miss you.

00:22Why do you always spend the night at Tom's?

00:24Because there's only one dead here.

00:25I always used to let you crash my slumber parties.

00:28Yeah, your friends held me down and put makeup on me.

00:30It's why I'm gay.

00:33Hillary, it's been almost a month.

00:37Which is why I am looking at apartments this afternoon.

00:41Okay, what's going on?

00:43Well, I met someone.

00:46Oh, shit.

00:49Hi, Ian.

00:51Hey.

00:52You're not gay, are you?

00:54Tell me you're at least bi.

00:56No, he's straight.

00:58He's straight enough.

00:59This actually makes a lot of sense.

01:03Hi.

01:04Hey.

01:05Hi.

01:06Hi.

01:07Hi.

01:08How you doing?

01:09Hey.

01:10Hey.

01:11Hi.

01:12Hi.

01:13Hey.

01:14Hi.

01:15Thanks for being by talking to a guy at your service.

01:16Hi.

01:17Hi.

01:18Thanks for being by talking to a guy at your service.

01:19Hi.

01:20Hi.

01:21I didn't know I said not to bring anything, but I just just took it to you.

01:24Yay.

01:25Um, so I swear to God this is not what it looks like.

01:27It's a dick.

01:28Hey, girl.

01:29Hi.

01:30Has anybody shown up yet?

01:31Am I the first one here?

01:32What can I help with?

01:33It's about how all of the different ways that being queer has actually affected society

01:39in ways that people don't even understand.

01:41Wait, don't you have somebody here?

01:43No, not today.

01:44Let's go.

01:45Let's go.

01:46Shh!

01:47Should we be writing these down?

01:49I should probably leave.

01:50We should say thank you for the delving.

01:55This one is from Leslie.

01:57Oh, great.

01:58I didn't know your size, ladies, so I guessed.

02:00Thanks, Leslie.

02:01I'm just going to put that with the rest.

02:03You're welcome.

02:04Actually, thank all of you for coming and supporting us.

02:08We're so excited.

02:09Thank you, Stephanie, for organizing the party.

02:12Yay, Stephanie.

02:13Thank you, Darla, for making the cake in the shape of a vagina.

02:16So amazing.

02:17I was inspired by Georgia O'Keeffe.

02:19More like Georgia O'Keeffe.

02:23Looks delicious.

02:24Can't wait to dig into that, you know?

02:26I mean, drunk.

02:27As he should be.

02:28We should all be drunk.

02:29I propose a toast.

02:31To eight years.

02:32Cheers.

02:33Two kids.

02:34And finally fucking getting married.

02:37About time.

02:38About time.

02:39Cheers.

02:40Yeah, about time.

02:41Cheers.

02:42I don't know why anyone gets married.

02:46Hey you.

02:47Hey.

02:48How's life?

02:49Good.

02:50Good.

02:51I'm writing a lot.

02:52That's great.

02:53Hey, listen.

02:54Have you guys been tested recently?

02:55Not since the GRE.

02:56Smart arse.

02:57Um, well, look, you should probably get tested.

02:58What is that?

02:59It turns out I have gone over here.

03:00It's not a big deal or anything.

03:01This is it.

03:02testers recently?

03:04No sense the GRE.

03:06Smart arse.

03:08Um, well, look, you should probably get tested.

03:10What is that?

03:12It turns out I've gone over here.

03:14It's not a big deal or anything.

03:30This is it!

03:32Oh, my God!

03:34That's a big deal!

03:36Echo! Echo! Echo!

03:38Echo!

03:40I'll leave you guys to check it out.

03:42What do you think?

03:44I mean,

03:46it's great,

03:48but how much is it?

03:50A lot, probably.

03:52Aren't you,

03:54you know, kind of broke?

03:56I mean, yeah, I'm majorly in debt.

03:58So what are we doing here?

04:00I believe in asking the universe for what you really want.

04:04It's never really worked out for me.

04:06Maybe we should just drive around to look for signs.

04:08Maybe this is a sign.

04:10What is?

04:12Ian?

04:14Have you thought about us maybe moving in together?

04:16I mean,

04:18because neither of us could afford a place like this on our own,

04:20but together?

04:22Uh, no.

04:24Not, not really. Not yet.

04:26I, I don't really think about things.

04:28This is a perfect loft for a cool young couple.

04:30I mean, you could stay here for two, maybe three years

04:32while you get your landscaping business to take off,

04:34and I go back to school,

04:36and then we probably need a bigger space,

04:38because let's be honest,

04:39neither of us are getting any younger,

04:40you especially.

04:42I mean, I'm not thinking about kids or anything,

04:44but, yeah,

04:46we should probably start thinking about thinking about kids.

04:50We've been dating a month.

04:52That's a really long time.

04:54Don't you think?

04:56I don't think.

04:57What are you talking about?

04:58You're a very thoughtful person.

05:00I want you to close your eyes.

05:04I want you to imagine growing old with me.

05:13Hey.

05:14Hey, what's up?

05:16Not much. Just got off work.

05:18How about you?

05:20Just sitting around.

05:22Um...

05:24I have something to tell you.

05:26Yeah, me too.

05:28You go first?

05:29I think you should go first.

05:30No, you should go first.

05:31I'm shitting blood.

05:33What?

05:35I'm not going to say it again.

05:36I need to go.

05:37I've got to look up the closest STD clinic on my phone.

05:48Hey.

05:49Hi.

05:50Just let me grab my keys.

05:51Do not come in.

05:52I don't want to alarm you, but I have two small children in the car.

05:56Do you have a flu or something?

05:57I'm babysitting my niece and nephew today.

05:58And I thought it would be nice if the four of us went to the park.

06:03That sounds very nice to me.

06:04That sounds very nice to me.

06:05Harrison bites, just fair warning.

06:06I'm used to it.

06:07One sec.

06:08Parents are almost universally cool about it.

06:09This is Los Angeles.

06:10Yeah.

06:11Yeah.

06:12Yeah.

06:13Yeah.

06:14Yeah.

06:15Yeah.

06:16Yeah.

06:17Yeah.

06:18Yeah.

06:19Yeah.

06:20Yeah.

06:21Yeah.

06:22Yeah.

06:23Yeah.

06:24Yeah.

06:25Yeah.

06:26Yeah.

06:27Yeah.

06:28Yeah.

06:29Yeah.

06:30Yeah.

06:31Yeah.

06:32Yeah.

06:33Yeah.

06:34I mean, this is Los Angeles.

06:37Occasionally you get an asshole, but they just might be assholes.

06:38So, this is Los Angeles.

06:39How long have you been in practice?

06:41Counting residency, five years.

06:46You, two, trying to figure out how old I am.

06:50Five years?

06:52Never done anything that long.

06:56When did you start working with wood?

06:58When I was 11.

07:00Early bloomer.

07:02Summer camp.

07:04I'm kidding.

07:06I started making furniture last year.

07:10I just put the first few things I made up on Etsy,

07:13and things really started taking off, so...

07:16What did you do before that?

07:18Graphic design.

07:20That's what I studied in college.

07:22I was an interior designer for a little while.

07:24Translator.

07:26Did a little print modeling.

07:28Translator?

07:30Yeah, I'm a military brat.

07:32Where are you from?

07:34The internet.

07:36Remember?

07:37Really?

07:38Yeah.

07:43New Orleans.

07:45New Orleans?

07:46Originally.

07:48Nothing.

07:49I've always wanted to go there.

07:51Yeah, man.

07:52Missed that city.

07:54South, not so much.

07:58Moved out here with a bunch of friends,

08:00so at least I have a little piece of home with me.

08:02That's great.

08:04Yeah.

08:05We have this big Mardi Gras party every year.

08:07My friend Ella's down in K-Town.

08:09It's huge.

08:10Baby and a king cake, all that shit.

08:12I'll take you.

08:14When's Mardi Gras?

08:16February 17th.

08:18That's...

08:20a few months from now.

08:22What are you up to this Friday?

08:24Or is that too much of a commitment for you?

08:26I, um...

08:28I don't know.

08:32Harrison, get away from the birds!

08:34Sorry, I'll be right back.

08:36Harrison, get away from the birds!

08:38Sorry, I'll be right back.

08:50They go out with these guys, the guys dump them,

08:52and then all of a sudden I'm the one who's supposed to make them feel better.

08:54That's happened to me.

08:55That's happened to me before.

08:56Over and over.

08:57I'm tired of it.

08:58I know.

08:59You make them feel like the wrong bars.

09:01I'm really sorry that some dude bro broke your little straight girl heart,

09:05but it doesn't mean that I am going to eat your pussy.

09:07Oh, fuck you.

09:08Yes, it does.

09:09Of course it does.

09:10Maybe.

09:11I'm 33 years old.

09:12Why am I still putting up with this shit?

09:13Maybe she's bisexual.

09:14Oh, Stephanie, do not start.

09:15No, I'm just saying for some people, sexuality is a very fluid thing.

09:18Thanks.

09:19Yes, if you're doing it right, there usually is a lot of fluid involved.

09:23Alright, gross.

09:25Alright, gross, Toni, you're making my party gross.

09:28Sorry, sorry for talking about sex at your vibrator party.

09:31It's bridal shower, you guys just made it dirty.

09:34I'm just saying.

09:35God, you are starting.

09:36And no, really, most women have a propensity towards bisexuality.

09:39Okay, that's misogynistic and not true.

09:42Oh, everybody shut the fuck up.

09:44Back me up here, V.

09:45Don't drag me into this.

09:47You dated that guy before, Brie?

09:49Um, for like a week.

09:50I'm just saying.

09:51Okay, really?

09:52Alright, this is Los Angeles and we're all grown-ups, okay?

09:55So whoever I might have fucked does not change the fact that I've only ever been in love with women

10:00and I'm only ever going to marry this one.

10:02Cheers.

10:05Sexuals are always trying to get you on their team.

10:07They are.

10:08I'm already on everybody's team.

10:10Alright, alright.

10:11Can we talk about literally anything else?

10:13Apparently not.

10:14There you are.

10:15Hey.

10:16Somebody else could do that.

10:17I know.

10:18I just, I kinda like scrubbing.

10:19Obviously.

10:20Come on.

10:21I think that's pretty clean.

10:22I still need to take this out.

10:23Come on.

10:24Just come with me a few minutes.

10:25There's no people here.

10:26Exactly.

10:27I don't think it's really the time.

10:30Do you actually know how long it's been?

10:31I don't know.

10:32What?

10:33What?

10:34What?

10:35What?

10:36What?

10:37What?

10:38What?

10:39What?

10:40What?

10:41What?

10:42What?

10:43What?

10:44What?

10:45What?

10:46What?

10:47What?

10:48What?

10:49What?

10:50I don't think it's really the time.

10:51Do you actually know how long it's been?

10:52I don't know.

10:53What?

10:54What?

10:55What?

10:56What?

10:57Do you?

10:58Three months?

10:59Six.

11:00Shit.

11:01Yeah.

11:02Hey, hey now, not until you're married.

11:13How did the two of you do it?

11:27What?

11:27Keep things so fresh.

11:30I mean, I don't want to sound like a stereotype,

11:31but Jamie and I were dead in the water after six months.

11:35Eight years, you know, you got to stay inventive.

11:38In the bedroom?

11:39In everything.

11:40Didn't you guys have an open relationship for a while?

11:43Well, technically, we still do.

11:46I'll keep that in mind.

11:52This is taking forever.

11:54Yeah, this must be really uncomfortable for you.

11:57I'm so sorry that you have to suffer alone, Cal.

11:59I just don't understand it.

12:01I mean, how is this even medically possible?

12:03Well, apparently certain people just never display symptoms.

12:06Great.

12:08Seriously?

12:09Are you serious?

12:11You're in an STD.

12:13It vibrated in my pocket.

12:14Shut up.

12:15I had no idea.

12:15I didn't.

12:18It's off.

12:19Put it in.

12:21Calvin F.

12:23I'm up.

12:24Oh, fuck me.

12:27Well, that's how you got into this mess in the first place now, isn't it?

12:30Can you confirm your date of birth?

12:40December 23rd, 1985.

12:42Oh, just a little baby.

12:44And you're experiencing symptoms?

12:47Yes.

12:48It's fucking awful.

12:49Well, don't worry.

12:50We'll run some tests and we'll get you treated today, okay?

12:53Great.

12:54Have you ever tested positive for HIV?

12:55No.

12:56When was the last time you had an HIV test?

13:00Six months ago.

13:01And how many sexual partners have you had in those six months?

13:05Eight.

13:06A nine.

13:07I think it's probably ten.

13:10Are we sticking with ten?

13:11Ten.

13:12Okay, let me erase eight and nine and leave it at ten.

13:14Have you performed oral sex?

13:16Yes.

13:17Have you received oral sex?

13:18Yes.

13:19Has there been rimming?

13:20Yes.

13:20Sounds like you're having a lot of fun.

13:22Do not feel shame.

13:24Would you call yourself a top or a bottom?

13:27These are all really personal questions.

13:30This is not a party.

13:32We're not having chit-chat.

13:33I'm filling out your STD profile, okay?

13:35Why don't you be honest with me?

13:37Let's take a deep breath.

13:39What do you call yourself?

13:42On the top or bottom spectrum.

13:44Just put first.

13:47It's not true, but put it.

13:48Now it says here you do not want an HIV test.

13:53No, I don't think so.

13:54Maybe we should consider the HIV test.

13:57Okay, I mean, I guess if you think that.

14:00Yeah, I think it'd be a good idea.

14:02We're already doing the blood and the urine.

14:04And we're going to do a rectal exam.

14:06Rectal exam?

14:07Your boyfriend's here, right?

14:08The one that's shitting blood?

14:10Yeah.

14:10So let's go with that rectal.

14:12Okay.

14:13We will get you treatment today as well.

14:17Do you use protection when you have sex?

14:19We do.

14:19We didn't used to, but we do now.

14:21My boyfriend's in the lobby.

14:23That's so romantic.

14:24It's nice partners coming to the STD clinic together.

14:28But let's start with a rapid HIV test, okay?

14:30Okay.

14:31I spend most of my day trying to get these child-sized gloves onto my hands.

14:37Okay, could you give me your fuck you finger, please?

14:45Let's turn the volume on that way down.

14:47Just going to feel a little prick, okay?

14:50Which I can assure you is a sentence you will never hear me say outside of these four walls.

14:55Okay, that's good.

14:57Get a little cotton here.

15:00Just going to be a minute.

15:05One dot.

15:06One dot.

15:07What does that mean?

15:08It means you did not have HIV.

15:09Congratulations.

15:10Would you like a card that says that?

15:13Actually, yeah, I would.

15:15Okay.

15:17Here, go fill this out.

15:18Sure.

15:24And then pee in this.

15:26Not here.

15:29Hey, Sue!

15:33Hi.

15:34Hi.

15:34You gonna go potty?

15:35I gotta pee.

15:35You ready?

15:36I guess so.

15:37You're ready to go, yeah.

15:38Squeeze them out.

15:38Let's go.

15:39I can do that.

15:41Good luck with that.

15:42There's a water fountain on the way from here.

15:43Oh, thanks.

15:43See you.

15:48Good game.

15:48Oh, my God.

15:49Oh, my God.

15:51Oh, my God.

15:55Oh, wow.

15:57Wow.

15:58You are...

15:59Yeah, I am.

16:00Oh, my God.

16:00You're a dirty little...

16:01Yeah, I am.

16:03That was...

16:04Seriously, that was probably the best.

16:05The best sex you ever had?

16:06Yes.

16:06Yeah, I know what I'm doing down there.

16:07I got a BFA.

16:08You got a BFA?

16:09Yeah, a butt-fucking-award.

16:11From the academy.

16:12I got a talented boyfriend.

16:13Yeah, you do?

16:14Look at you.

16:15You're so smooth.

16:17You're like a slutty baby.

16:19I have to work tonight.

16:20Are you fetishizing me?

16:21Baby.

16:22Don't stop.

16:23I have a secret.

16:25I used to be into bears.

16:27Exclusively.

16:28I still am.

16:29Hey.

16:32Does it bother you that I'm not all, like,

16:35rawr, woof, sup, bro, all the time?

16:39Because sometimes I get that it might be a problem for you.

16:42Ugh.

16:44Nah.

16:45Of course not.

16:48I mean, we could both, like,

16:50not be the center of attention all the time.

16:54Well, it's not my fault if I upstage you.

16:56I'm not worried about that.

16:57You've never upstaged me.

16:59So are you saying you want to take turns being the man?

17:02Because I can...

17:03No, I don't...

17:04I'm always a man.

17:06Oh.

17:07Okay, Jess Bono.

17:08You're just the butchist.

17:09I'm not...

17:09I don't mean butch.

17:10I'm saying, like, we could not...

17:12always be putting on a show.

17:16That's what I mean.

17:17What?

17:21Are you accusing me of being dramatic?

17:23Possibly.

17:25Okay.

17:26Let me show you how to do that.

17:27It's all on the wrist.

17:28Do not tell me how to pop my wrist in my own home.

17:31I'll show you dramatic.

17:32Oh, no!

17:35The big, gross bear man's having his way with me.

17:37Here, little boy.

17:38Oh, no.

17:39Stop.

17:39That's creepy.

17:40No, keep going, actually.

17:41Oh.

17:42Hey, Ian.

17:43It's Hillary.

17:45Hey, Ian.

17:46Hi, Ian.

17:48I know I left you about 14 messages, but, um, you know, 15's the charm, you know?

17:56Just want to make sure you didn't fall or hurt yourself.

17:58I'm out, um, on the water.

18:00It's beautiful.

18:01You should totally come out.

18:03Can you call me back?

18:03Maybe you can meet me out?

18:04Because I've got an extra...

18:05an extra seat.

18:08Why are you calling me back?

18:09Like, you've never not answered your phone like this before.

18:12It's just...

18:12It's getting to be a bit much, you know?

18:14I mean, it's like, how am I supposed to take this?

18:15I mean, other than, like, the fact that, you know, you're just totally rejecting me.

18:22Jesus Christ.

18:25Jesus Christ.

18:27Hey, Ian.

18:28How are you?

18:29I know we haven't really talked much through...

18:32I don't know.

18:33It's been a couple hours.

18:40Hey, sis.

18:41Ian, don't call me back.

18:43I'm done trying.

18:44How many messages do I have too many messengers?

18:47One, Hillary.

18:48Well, what are you up to?

18:50Can you make me some soup?

18:51Just sitting around.

18:53I'm at the doctor's office.

18:55Why?

18:56Routine physical.

18:57Aren't you fancy now that you have insurance?

18:59Huh?

19:00Oh, yeah.

19:00I'm fancy.

19:02Why are you getting a physical?

19:03I'm getting tested, okay?

19:05You don't think that Tom is fooling around on you again, do you?

19:08Because I will fuck him up.

19:11No.

19:12Are you fooling around on him again?

19:14No.

19:15Then why are you getting a physical?

19:17I've got to go.

19:17They're calling me.

19:23How'd it go?

19:23Well, we can put it on the fridge next to yours.

19:27I can't believe this is happening.

19:29Yeah, I know.

19:30And that Jared is the one that gave it to us.

19:33I mean, he has a master's degree.

19:34An MFA.

19:35Which is a master's degree.

19:37Still, fuck that guy.

19:41Or...

19:41You know, we could have given it to him.

19:45I mean, it's a possibility.

19:47That is a possibility.

19:48Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

19:52Don't do this.

19:53Don't do this.

19:56Just glad that we're here together.

19:59Of course.

20:01Mm.

20:02Hi.

20:03You guys into groups?

20:05Calvin F.

20:13Oh, hi.

20:16Right this way.

20:18I don't know what I'm supposed to think.

20:31I mean, she's never home.

20:32I go by her office at lunch, and she's not there.

20:34I mean, where the hell is she?

20:35Well, maybe she's at lunch.

20:37Why don't you just ask her?

20:38Because then she might tell me.

20:41Is that him?

20:42Yep.

20:43Answer it.

20:44No.

20:45He's a clinger.

20:46A what?

20:46He's clingy.

20:47He's cling wrap.

20:48He's like an octopus.

20:49You're a lesbian.

20:50You wouldn't understand.

20:51Because he likes you.

20:53You don't seriously think that she's cheating on you, do you?

20:56And technically, is it even possible for her to cheat?

20:58Yes.

20:59If we don't talk about it, yes.

21:01And I don't know.

21:03There's nothing suspicious on her phone.

21:05You checked her phone?

21:06Yes, absolutely.

21:08You're like the NSA.

21:09You're crazy.

21:10Crazy.

21:11Says the guy who was dating a married man for three months.

21:14Technically, he wasn't married.

21:15You slept with both of them, didn't you?

21:18Don't be mean.

21:21Now he's texting me.

21:22See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

21:24Nobody actually knows each other.

21:26We're all just wandering around in life.

21:29That guy Derek probably thinks that you're actually a really nice guy.

21:32Okay, you're high and you're crazy.

21:34So stop philosophizing.

21:36I'm not philosophizing.

21:39I have something to show you.

21:44I'm not crazy.

21:51I've been using the running app on her phone to track her movements.

21:54And she hasn't noticed?

21:55She hasn't noticed.

21:57She goes running three times a week.

21:58And when she's in the shower, I look at the route from the last time and then I log in on the board.

22:02Yep.

22:03Nothing crazy about this.

22:04Yeah, she's going to the same residential address over and over again.

22:09Uh-oh.

22:10Maybe she has another family.

22:12Shut up.

22:17What am I supposed to do?

22:24Hi.

22:25Hi.

22:27You haven't been answering my calls.

22:29Yeah, I've sort of been seeing someone.

22:31So?

22:35I just thought, I don't know.

22:37It's really none of my business, is it?

22:39I guess not.

22:40Why did you call me?

22:42Maybe I'm sick of being such a nice guy.

22:44Please.

22:45You're a puppy dog.

22:47I mean, why did you call me?

22:49It's against the rules.

22:50I am not a puppy dog.

22:51I am a full-grown dog.

22:53A mean one.

22:54Yes.

22:55You're a pit bull.

22:58Don't you ever call me again.

22:59Do you understand?

23:00Okay.

23:06Can I have your date of birth?

23:08December 23rd, 1985.

23:10Great.

23:11So, just lie down on the table and pull your pants down.

23:25Okay.

23:27So, I'm just going to do a little 360-degree turn.

23:33Yeah.

23:35There's definitely some irritation.

23:37Okay.

23:39Here we go.

23:43Okay.

23:44Have you performed oral sex?

23:47Yes.

23:48Have you received oral sex?

23:50Yes.

23:51Rimming?

23:52Depends on the situation.

23:54Are you typically a top or a bottom?

23:56You could have found all this stuff out on my profile, in case you forgot.

24:00That's very funny, because your boyfriend actually said the same thing.

24:03They're both really clever.

24:05We're going to treat you for gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis today.

24:10All three, huh?

24:11Well, no, I mean, it's probably only one of the three, but we won't know for sure until

24:15we get your test results back, and we don't want you to live like this.

24:19No.

24:21Have you considered going on prep?

24:23No, not really.

24:25Maybe you should, you know, think about that, because you are at a higher risk for HIV.

24:31Why?

24:31Because I'm gay?

24:32No, because you're, you know...

24:35You're slutty.

24:41Well, I would have, but my insurance sucks.

24:46Well, I suppose that's why you're here.

24:50Make sure that you don't have sex for a week.

24:52What?

24:53And no drinking for three days.

24:55Seriously?

24:55Well, typically, it's actually a week, but I figured you couldn't make it that far.

25:01No.

25:02Make sure you fill out this form if you want to inform any of your past partners anonymously.

25:08I totally would have.

25:09Oh, yeah.

25:11You don't even make that face at me.

25:14I wasn't making a face.

25:18Do we need to notify you, or...?

25:20I think that this is considered a notification right now.

25:23Probably.

25:24I'm sorry.

25:26Are you also going to ask me all about my sexual history?

25:29No, I got it all right here in the form.

25:32Stand up and bend over for me.

25:34All right, there are two shots, one in each buttock, okay?

25:40Pull down your pants and give me your left cheek first.

25:43This is going to hurt a lot, okay?

25:45It's going to be sore for a couple days after, all right?

25:48And it's thick like a lotion, so after I put it in, I'm going to have to rub it for a while.

25:52Okay.

25:53Okay?

25:53You ready?

25:54There you go.

25:58Okay.

25:59So what do you do?

26:00Uh, I'm a photographer.

26:03You're a photographer?

26:04What do you take pictures of?

26:05You know Ann Gedds?

26:07Yeah.

26:07She takes pictures of the babies and the flowers.

26:10It's kind of like that stuff, you know?

26:14It's calming.

26:16Just a baby and a flower.

26:17You know what I mean?

26:18Like a newborn baby and a flower.

26:21Mm-hmm.

26:21Yeah, I wonder what she gets the babies.

26:24Wait, where did she get the flowers that big?

26:27You know what I mean?

26:30Oh!

26:32Thanks for indulging me.

26:35On the shower.

26:36I know it's not really your thing.

26:41Sure.

26:45It's just that we got married so matter-of-factly, you know?

26:48I just kind of wanted something.

26:51What?

26:55I don't know.

26:56Something more real?

26:59I mean, you're basically my life.

27:02We have kids together.

27:03I guess it's as real as it gets, but...

27:07Where's the fanfare, you know?

27:11Do you want a white wedding?

27:13Oh, God, no.

27:15I'd rather redo the kitchen.

27:30I mean, are we different?

27:33No.

27:36Why should we be?

27:37I'm sorry we haven't been in the same schedule lately.

27:51Me too.

27:58You want to try one right now?

28:00I don't know.

28:05Maybe tomorrow.

28:06I'm just pretty exhausted from the party.

28:13You could just lay there and I can do everything.

28:16I don't know.

28:29Sounds nice.

28:32Okay.

ES S02 E04 Thick Like a Lotion - gay theme series

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