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  • 6/1/2025

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00:00This is my boss, Jonathan Hunt, a self-made millionaire. He's quite a guy.
00:16This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous. What a terrific lady.
00:26By the way, my name is Max.
00:30I take care of them, which ain't easy, because their hobby is murder.
00:36I take care of them.
00:42I take care of them.
00:46I take care of them.
00:53I take care of them.
00:59I take care of them.
01:08I take care of them.
01:14I take care of them.
01:21I take care of them.
01:27What do you think?
01:29Well, don't you think we look a little overdressed?
01:31Semper paratus, darling.
01:33Right, Max?
01:34Uh, right, Mrs. H.
01:37That's the Coast Guard motto, Max.
01:39I know that.
01:41Always be prepared?
01:42Of course.
01:44You know, Mrs. H., I don't have a monkey suit, so you'll have to settle for my new polyester drip dry.
01:51Max, I'd take you wrapped in a Navajo blanket.
01:53Hey, I'm rushing to the nearest reservation.
01:57Mr. H., is Riley a good sailor, or do I have to pack these seasick tablets?
02:02Clint Riley is an old shipmate of mine, Max.
02:04Believe me, you don't have a thing to worry about.
02:07In that case, I'll pack them for myself.
02:08I thought you said we were going to hit calm weather.
02:29This is calm weather, Max.
02:31Then how come I still need my seasick pills?
02:38Come in.
03:04Close the door.
03:05You're late.
03:09I'm sorry, the bus did not come.
03:12What I'm paying you, you could take a cab.
03:15Let's get to it.
03:24I cannot undo it.
03:29You're still nervous, huh?
03:30One more time, and we'll be all over.
03:43See, there's nothing to it.
03:47I want it to be finished.
03:48Pretty soon.
03:49No, now.
03:50You'll be finished when I tell you you're finished.
03:52But I don't want the money anymore.
03:55You have a lovely face, you know that, don't you?
03:58Don't you?
03:59Well, you'll finish the job and keep the money.
04:04And your face will still be lovely.
04:05Well, let me guess to a tarde.
04:21Hey, gracias.
04:24What a terrific life, huh?
04:27You know, you really have it made.
04:29How so?
04:30You get to ride around all day in a Bentley.
04:32Which I have to keep polished.
04:34Gourmet dinners every night?
04:36After which I have to do the dishes.
04:39You can't spend a lot of time with the hearts.
04:43Clint, you're absolutely right.
04:45I'm a lucky man.
04:46Hey, come on, come on.
04:48Go, up and at him.
04:49Morning.
04:50Good morning.
04:51Did you get him, Captain Bly?
04:53You sure don't look like Mr. Grishy.
04:55Well, thank you very much.
04:56Excuse me, Anita, is it?
04:59Yes.
04:59Could you put me on the list for a long-distance call to Los Angeles, please?
05:02Oh, it will be a while.
05:04There are several people ahead of you.
05:06Is there any place else I can make the call?
05:08No, I am sorry.
05:09This is a very small town, Mr. Hart.
05:11Oh, well, that's all right.
05:12I'll be out most of the afternoon, so if you'd put me on the list, I'd appreciate it very much.
05:16Of course, Mr. Hart.
05:18Okay, come on.
05:18Let's go.
05:19A broken bilge pump awaits.
05:20Come on.
05:21Let me just drop off my key.
05:29Adios.
05:30Adios.
05:47Mr. Hart, how come they always put the bilge pump in a place where it's impossible to get at?
06:11Just to make it interesting.
06:12All right, Salus.
06:13It's time for a little vino.
06:14The sun isn't over the yard on.
06:16I don't think we have a yard on.
06:17I'd like to propose a toast to Jonathan.
06:20Clint, it's bad luck to toast with water.
06:22She's right.
06:23Water is out.
06:25To Jonathan, who got me through Korea without a sketch, 20 years of friendship, and the finest
06:32three-week fishing trip a man could want.
06:34Get here.
06:35I have a little addition.
06:37A little addition to three of the greatest shipmates the romance has ever had.
06:41I'll drink to that.
06:42Now, don't we throw the glasses overboard?
06:47Max, please.
06:48We've got seven more days of sailing before we even get home.
06:51Tonight, we are going to have dinner at the finest gourmet restaurant in the entire province.
06:56And dinner is on me.
06:57Oh.
06:58That sounds great.
06:59Best way I know to say thank you.
07:01We accept.
07:02Since it's our last night, why don't we all get really dressed up?
07:04That's a good idea.
07:05You mean I have to break out with your tuxedo?
07:07Yeah, why not?
07:08Uh, do you have any last-minute shopping to do?
07:10No, Jonathan, I did it all yesterday.
07:12Okay.
07:13Let's hit the shops.
07:14We'll meet you back at the hotel.
07:15Why don't I just stay here and do whatever needs to be done?
07:18Very good.
07:18All right.
07:19Mr. Riley.
07:43Yeah.
07:45Do we know each other?
07:52No.
07:55Can I help you?
07:56You certainly can.
07:58I'd like you to drop by my apartment later this evening.
08:00I have something for you.
08:03Uh, excuse me.
08:05I...
08:05I think I missed something.
08:07A package.
08:08Not too large, but very valuable.
08:10A package you're going to take back to California without mentioning it to Mr. and Mrs. Hart or the authorities.
08:15Just like that?
08:17Yeah, just like that.
08:19I bet you're full of questions, huh?
08:22No, uh, just one.
08:24Before I tell you to shove off, what makes you think I'm going to do any of this?
08:27It doesn't matter how much you offer.
08:28No, no, no.
08:29Not money, Mr. Riley.
08:31Then what?
08:32The man you're going to deliver the package to currently has some house guests.
08:36Two lovely young ladies named Emily and Kate Riley, as well as their mother.
08:40If you want to call, you'll find they're not at home.
08:44How do you know their names?
08:45It doesn't matter.
08:47See what does matter, Mr. Riley, is if the package isn't there in one week, my friend's going to get annoyed.
08:52He has a dreadful temper.
08:53Need I say more?
08:55I don't believe you.
08:56You live on Bennett Avenue.
08:58Your daughters go to Parkside School.
09:00One's in third grade, the other's in sixth.
09:02Do you want me to continue?
09:04No.
09:05Good.
09:06That's enough.
09:06Here's the address.
09:10I'm going to see you around midnight.
09:12Don't.
09:13Right?
09:17Yeah, all right.
09:20I'll look forward to it, Mr. Riley.
09:22El señor quiere un martini bien seco.
09:36Para mí, un vino blanco.
09:38Está bueno el vino de la casa.
09:40Está delicioso.
09:41Bien.
09:42Max?
09:43Cerveza.
09:44That's as far as my Spanish goes.
09:46Beer and how much is it?
09:48Where's Clint?
09:49It's me.
09:50I called him when we left the room.
09:52He said he'd be down in a minute.
09:53He won't mind missing the cocktail hour.
09:55He doesn't drink anyway.
10:04Hello?
10:05I'm sorry.
10:05There is no answer to the Los Angeles number.
10:08Operator, are you sure you're dialing the right number?
10:10Yes, sir.
10:11213-555-4636.
10:14Ah, yes.
10:15That's right.
10:16Well, would you keep trying, please?
10:18Uh, thank you.
10:31He's now 45 minutes late.
10:33You want I should go up and check out his room?
10:35No, no, no.
10:36Here he is.
10:36Here he is.
10:40Sorry I'm late.
10:42Uh, Scotch.
10:44Evening.
10:46Sit down.
10:49Thank you, all right.
10:50Fine.
10:51What?
10:53Well, it's just unusual to see you drinking.
10:55Well, the secret drink.
10:57That's one of my secrets.
11:00Uh, could I have, uh, another one?
11:03Maybe we'll get out to the restaurant.
11:05That's a good idea.
11:06You could use some food.
11:07That's a lousy idea.
11:08Do you want to know another lousy idea?
11:11We'll be on this trip.
11:14Max, why don't we go get the car?
11:17Right.
11:17Let's go.
11:23You want to talk about it?
11:24It's not a good story.
11:26What do you mean there's nothing to talk about?
11:27You haven't had a drink for 20 years.
11:29You've come staggering in here loaded.
11:31And there's nothing to talk about?
11:33Come on, what's the problem?
11:34The other problem, you know?
11:36I should never, ever travel with you.
11:40What is that supposed to mean?
11:42Targets.
11:44They ain't gonna mess with you.
11:46Oh, no.
11:47But if somebody happens to be with you,
11:48like a fish gets caught in a trap,
11:51my wife,
11:54my kids.
11:56What about the kids?
11:58I'm not gonna let them get hurt,
11:59so I'm gonna get on that boat,
12:01and I've gotta, I've gotta go home,
12:03out of hot.
12:04See you?
12:05Nope.
12:05I didn't know it's not gonna hurt.
12:09Here you go.
12:09No, I mean, we are.
12:10No, no, look.
12:11Take care.
12:12Take care of you, all right?
12:14Yes.
12:14All right?
12:15Okay.
12:17What happened this afternoon?
12:18Nothing I can't handle.
12:20I think that's my business.
12:21You think you're yours.
12:22No, John, John, John.
12:24No, all right.
12:25Okay, see?
12:26All right.
12:27You make sure I'm on that boat going home.
12:33I'm afraid we won't know anything
12:58until after he is out of surgery.
12:59What's the prognosis?
13:02Right now.
13:04None.
13:05I'm afraid the alcohol in the system
13:06is not helping.
13:08Well, I know we have a small hospital,
13:10but we have good doctors.
13:11Your friend will have the best care possible.
13:13Thank you very much, doctor.
13:15My pleasure.
13:16Thanks, doctor.
13:17Of course.
13:17Call it with me, sir.
13:19I just don't understand.
13:22Clint was so angry.
13:24More than that,
13:25he was frightened.
13:26Very, very frightened.
13:28Here was some of Clint's personal things.
13:32What was he so frightened about?
13:34Oh, he kept mentioning something
13:35about his kids being threatened.
13:36The mumbling.
13:37None of it made much sense.
13:41Evanita DeFlores.
13:43Do you know where that is?
13:44I don't know.
13:45I'll find out.
13:47Are you serious?
13:48Do you notice anything strange about Clint today?
13:50Not a thing.
13:51He seemed kind of excited about getting home
13:53and seeing his family again.
13:54That's all.
13:58He said it's on the other side of town.
14:00Hardly the place a tourist should go.
14:03What would Clint be doing without a dress?
14:05And when would he have gone there?
14:06He's been with us ever since we got here.
14:10Max, stay here
14:12and see that Clint gets everything that he needs.
14:15We'll be in touch.
14:21Don't touch anything.
14:31Don't touch anything.
14:32Don't touch anything.
14:51Don't touch anything.
14:52Is he dead?
15:12Very.
15:13Very.
15:17Identification?
15:20Nothing.
15:22He looks like an American.
15:27I don't think this is the time to call the traveler's aid.
15:31Jonathan, look at this.
15:35What is it?
15:37He must have been dealing in dough.
15:41Do you remember that article I did on drug abuse?
15:44Well, this is all the stuff.
15:46Look, this is how they measure it.
15:47And there it is.
15:53I can't tell if it's cocaine or heroin, but I'll tell you one thing.
15:59It sure ain't white flour.
16:06Answer.
16:07It's for you.
16:23Hello.
16:24Well, it's not just in your heart.
16:26We're sorry about what happened to your friend, Riley.
16:30What have you got to do with it?
16:32Nothing.
16:33Except we have the package she was supposed to pick up.
16:36What was in it?
16:38For $50,000, you will be able to find out for yourself.
16:41Well, I'm not that interested.
16:42It should be.
16:44Just think about it.
16:46It seemed awfully important to your friend for him to take the risk.
16:52Where?
16:53Drive out of town on the road going south.
16:56For exactly two hours, you will find me.
16:59I don't know where I'm going to find $50,000 at this time of night.
17:03Ah, Senor Hart, be invented.
17:06I'll be there tonight.
17:07I'll be there tonight.
17:12It's beginning to make sense.
17:16Maybe to you.
17:17This guy was putting the squeeze on Clint to smuggle drugs into the States.
17:21From the way Clint was talking, he was probably threatening his kids.
17:25And the telephone call?
17:27The competition.
17:28They killed him, and now they're holding the drugs for ransom.
17:33Which means if we don't pick up the drugs, Clint's family's still in danger.
17:39Let's pick him up.
17:40Oh, Jonathan.
17:43If we get caught, we could wind up growing old in jail.
17:48So, we won't get caught.
17:49Come on, let's find out what hours the banker keeps.
17:53What are you doing?
17:55Today is my 25th anniversary of the marriage.
17:58And we've planned this party for six months.
18:00Six months.
18:01We're interrupting his anniversary party.
18:03Well, tell him we're sorry, but we need him to open the bank up.
18:05I'm sorry, but we need to...
18:07This is ridiculous.
18:08My wife will never forgive me.
18:10Ah, my 12 children have been waiting for this night for a long time.
18:14He's in a lot of trouble with his family.
18:15How is it that a father, when he tries to explain to him that an American idiot wanted to write a check for $50,000?
18:22$50,000!
18:22I can't accept it!
18:24He's not going to cash your check.
18:26After all of that?
18:28I'm just giving you the high points.
18:30Tell him that we'll get a money order to him in 24 hours.
18:32Podemos tener una transparencia corriente en 24 horas.
18:36Entonces, él tendrá el dinero en 24 horas.
18:39Then you have your money in 24 hours.
18:41Tell him I'll give him the boat for collateral.
18:45The boat?
18:48The boat?
18:51Yeah.
18:52You have a lawyer meet us at your bank,
18:54and I'll sign the boat over to you until the money order arrives, okay?
18:57That will be acceptable.
18:59In half an hour?
19:00Uh, señora?
19:01Is that it?
19:07Amazing how quickly he picked up English.
19:09That's because you speak it so well.
19:12Hey, Mr. H.
19:13Clint ain't doing so good.
19:15The doctor said he's stabilized, but he isn't getting any better.
19:18Is he still unconscious?
19:20Yeah.
19:20I tried calling his wife when I got back, but there wasn't any answer.
19:24Maybe she's out of town.
19:25I don't think so.
19:27Clint didn't bring his family on this trip because of the kids being in school.
19:30This is a weeknight.
19:31I'm afraid I'm right about that thread he got.
19:34Max.
19:34Yeah?
19:34You stay here and keep trying that number, okay?
19:37Okay.
19:38Where you going?
19:39Out for a dope bite.
19:43Oh.
19:48He should have said two hours or ten miles, whichever comes first.
19:53We've gone further than that, haven't we?
19:57The way my tail feels, we've just crossed the Andes.
20:00There they are over there.
20:04You see them?
20:04Well, that's not just in your heart.
20:23Excuse me.
20:25Who is in there with you?
20:27My wife.
20:28Who?
20:29Oh.
20:30You may both get out.
20:34Careful.
20:41In front of the car.
20:45Hurry up.
20:46Isn't this place a little out of the way?
20:58It's safer here.
21:00For all of us.
21:02You have the money, huh?
21:03I never leave home without it.
21:11Night second?
21:15Sure.
21:15Sure.
21:15I think it's the same as in the apartment.
21:38This is an ordinary blackmail, is it?
21:41The dead man, Senor Decker,
21:43he was smuggling cocaine into your country.
21:48My friends and I, we felt he was, um,
21:52como se dice, cutting into our business.
21:55So you, um, bought him out?
21:57In a manner of speaking, yes.
22:01You are most pleasant to deal with, Senor.
22:04Senora, I thank you.
22:07Oh, I'm looking forward to reciprocating.
22:13There's an L.A. address on there.
22:38I guess that's the delivery.
22:39What are we, the messenger boys?
22:42I guess so.
22:43I don't know what else to do.
22:44This is the police.
23:08Stay by your car and do not move.
23:11Allow me to introduce myself.
23:36My name is Aguida.
23:38I am the sheriff of this province.
23:42May I see the box, please?
23:50Help yourself.
23:52Hand it over.
23:52Slowly.
23:57You Americans refuse to learn.
24:13No matter how we increase the penalty for narcotic smuggling,
24:18you still insist on trying.
24:20But we didn't.
24:21We weren't.
24:21Our laws are very harsh,
24:24as you will discover firsthand.
24:26Forgive the manacles,
24:40but this is an old building.
24:43I have asked for money to make it more secure,
24:45but funds are scarce.
24:47You managed to buy yourself a pretty fancy helicopter.
24:49It is beautiful, isn't it?
24:50Our county is most anxious in cutting down on drug smuggling.
24:54People like you must be put out of business.
24:56I suppose it would be foolish to ask if we could make a phone call.
24:59Yes, it is foolish.
25:00But it's all right.
25:01You have no rights.
25:06If you should need anything,
25:09Maria will be nearby.
25:12Also, if you should try to escape,
25:15do not be fooled by her pleasant appearance.
25:18We'll try not to be.
25:19I wish you a comfortable night's sleep.
25:22Good night.
25:23Good night.
25:31Would you like to step into my office?
25:41Darling, don't you think this is carrying togetherness a little too far?
25:44You better get used to it.
25:46That sheriff didn't just happen to be in the middle of that field,
25:50in the middle of the night.
25:51He is in this dope business.
25:54What do you think he's going to do to us?
25:56We're not going to wait around long enough to find out.
25:58We've got to get that dope and get into L.A.
26:02Jonathan,
26:03don't you ever wonder
26:05how it is we always manage to get into these things?
26:08All right, now I'm wondering how we're going to get out.
26:10I should have had Max follow us.
26:13Por favor, senor, relax.
26:15Now tell me again.
26:17You said your friends left the hotel here
26:19in the middle of the night to go for a ride.
26:21That's right.
26:22They said they were going for a drive on the road headed south.
26:25Yes, but for what reason?
26:26I guess they just want to go for a drive.
26:29At midnight?
26:30They're awful romantic.
26:31Sometimes they do those things.
26:33That doesn't sound romantic to me.
26:34It sounds a bit loco.
26:36Sometimes that too.
26:37Can you go look for them?
26:39I most certainly will.
26:40Thank you very much, sir.
26:42Adios.
26:43Adios, senor.
26:44How'd you sleep?
26:59Awful.
27:01I kept hearing Elvis Presley singing Jailhouse Rock.
27:05I'm afraid our friend wouldn't qualify for the welcome wagon lady.
27:12She's been peeking in here.
27:19She's looking at you.
27:23She's not stimulating my appetite.
27:24What if you stimulated hers?
27:35Call it charity.
27:37I already gave it to the office.
27:39What, are you afraid she won't take you up on it?
27:41No, I'm afraid you might get jealous.
27:43I'll try to control myself.
27:47Sit up.
27:48Come on.
27:49Do as I say.
28:03Show her the old pearly whites.
28:05Not working.
28:22Take off your coat.
28:24This is a trip.
28:26Come on.
28:35Keep smiling.
28:44This is a new jacket, huh?
28:46I guess you're gonna get away.
28:52Now your shirt.
28:53Take it easy on this shirt, will you?
29:06Just in case we get out of here.
29:07I don't know.
29:09Oh, dear.
29:11Give me the old beefcake.
29:16Huh?
29:17Huh?
29:21Nothing.
29:23Let's go over to the water basin.
29:27Go on.
29:28Are you crazy?
29:29Take a little bath.
29:30You'll love it when we're out of here.
29:38Such a dirty, dirty boy.
29:41You need a bath.
29:45Keep looking at her and I'll just...
29:48Oh, my goodness.
29:49Keep smiling.
29:54Is she watching?
29:55Uh-huh.
29:55Oh, good.
29:57Get a load of this.
29:58Mmm.
29:59Mmm.
29:59Mmm.
30:01That's a good finish.
30:03Mmm.
30:04Let's get out of here.
30:07Mmm.
30:08Mmm.
30:09Mmm.
30:13Mmm.
30:17Mmm.
30:17Mmm.
30:18Mmm.
30:19Mmm.
30:19Mmm.
30:19Mmm.
30:19Is she coming?
30:26Is she coming?
30:28Is she coming?
30:42No!
30:44I swear to God!
30:46Get her! Will you get her up?
30:56Try and hold her down!
31:01She's as strong as a horse!
31:06It's because passion has been aroused!
31:15I hit her.
31:19Yeah, good thinking.
31:25Aguera probably took the keys for the cuffs.
31:28We'll find a way to get out of these before we find the sheriff's house.
31:32The sheriff's house?
31:34Yeah, to get the dope back. Remember why we're here?
31:36I'm still trying to figure it out.
31:38Jonathan, I think we're going the wrong way.
31:46We're more likely to find help on the way back to town.
31:48That's why I think we're going the wrong way!
31:50The town is that way!
31:52That way!
31:54I was a boy scout.
31:56And I was a campfire girl.
31:58What is this? A Mexican standoff?
32:00Standing is hardly the thing we should be doing.
32:02All right, let's try it your way.
32:04Let's go this way. Come on.
32:06Let's go this way.
32:18Let's go.
32:26Psst!
32:28Psst!
32:32Psst!
32:36Psst!
32:40Psst!
33:56I noticed.
33:59Well, we were just destined to be together.
34:03We can get the dope and the key when we see the sheriff at the same time.
34:08You sound like you're looking forward to that.
34:10To get my hands on him?
34:12I sure am.
34:13You may get that wish sooner than you think.
34:23Wait, wait.
34:24I can't run, Jonathan.
34:26In these shoes.
34:29Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
34:31These shoes are killing me.
34:33Turn around.
34:34What?
34:35Give me your foot.
34:37Other foot.
34:42Now my dress.
34:43I can't run in this dress.
34:49You didn't.
34:51Now we're even.
34:51Now we're even.
34:52Now we're even.
34:53Now we're even.
34:54Now we're even.
35:05Now we're even.
35:07Now we're even.
35:08Are you all right?
35:36Yeah.
35:37Hold it.
35:38You'll never make it.
35:39I want this.
35:40I'll go.
35:41Jonathan.
35:43Stop.
35:43You'll never make it.
35:51You'll never made it.
35:56guitar solo
36:26Where are we heading?
36:53Just trust my sense of direction.
36:56Are you sure your relatives didn't scout for Custer?
37:09At least we got a lead on him.
37:16I walk on water.
37:20What?
37:21And nobody can do that anymore.
37:22No one can do it.
37:24No one can do it.
37:25Come here!
37:49Jonathan!
37:50Whip!
37:51Shooting at us!
37:52Whip!
37:55How about your sense of direction?
38:07Yeah.
38:08I don't trust it anymore.
38:15Par allá?
38:16Bueno, muchas gracias.
38:17He said there's an anvil and some tools by the shed.
38:21You sure he won't try to contact the police?
38:23No, he's had a couple of run-ins with the sheriff himself.
38:25There's no love lost there.
38:27Terrific.
38:28There.
38:29We finally found a friendly native.
38:31There.
38:45Can I consider this a trial separation?
38:47I was beginning to get used to it.
38:49Did he happen to mention which way the sheriff's house is?
38:51Down that way about two miles.
38:53Well, let's get going.
38:54We've already lost a day.
38:55We're not any closer to home.
38:56Come on.
38:57Come on!
38:58Come on!
38:59Come on!
39:00We've been missing out last night.
39:01Come on, let's go.
39:02Come on.
39:03Come on, let's go!
39:07Come on!
39:08Come on, let's go!
39:09Come on, let's go!
39:12Have you seen this car somewhere before?
39:29Yeah, last night.
39:31The guy who sold us the cocaine.
39:34He sent with the sheriff.
39:37So now we have him and the dog to worry about.
39:42I got an idea.
39:47But first, let's roll up the windows on the car.
39:50What?
40:12Ready?
40:19I guess so.
40:39You really think this is going to work?
40:40I hope so. He looks hungry.
40:46Hello, doggy.
40:54Nice dog.
40:57Come on. Come on.
41:03The ball. Come on.
41:05Come on. Get the ball.
41:10Come on.
41:25Well, that uniform definitely proves his tie-in with the sheriff.
41:31Now, if we can just get his gun.
41:33How can we do that?
41:35Like porcupines make love, darling.
41:38Very carefully.
41:50You've got something that belongs to us.
41:52Get some rope.
41:54All right, then we'll grab that pickup outside.
42:08With the time we've lost, I think we ought to see about getting a plane back home. I sure hope Clint's family is okay.
42:20You know what I'm gonna do when this is all over?
42:22What?
42:23Burn my passport.
42:24You're not gonna believe this.
42:25What?
42:26Aguera?
42:27Aguera!
42:28Over there!
42:29You're not gonna believe this.
42:30What?
42:31Aguera?
42:32Aguera!
42:33Aguera!
42:34Over there!
42:35You're not gonna believe this.
42:36What?
42:37Aguera?
42:38Aguera!
42:39Aguera!
42:40Aguera!
42:41Aguera!
42:43Aguera!
42:44How must!
42:47Aguera!
42:48Aguera!
42:49You're not gonna believe this.
42:51Aguera?
42:52Aguera!
42:53Do we know anyone else with a helicopter?
42:56Oh, my God.
43:26Oh, my God.
43:57Stay down.
44:03What's in that drum back there?
44:06It says yellow paint.
44:08Take the wheel.
44:10I thought you wanted me to stay down.
44:11Take the wheel.
44:12It looked easier when John Wayne used to do it.
44:30What are you doing up there?
44:37Keep it on the road.
44:41Jonathan!
44:42He's crazy.
44:58He's also dead.
45:01Hey, I can't see.
45:15I'm going back.
45:20I'm not in control.
45:23Oh, my God.
45:53When you burn your passport, save me a match.
46:06Max!
46:06Where you guys been?
46:09What happened?
46:10You told your old bill please.
46:11How is Clint?
46:12Fine.
46:13He's out of danger.
46:14He's awake.
46:14He told me what happened.
46:15Good.
46:16We've got to call LA and talk to the police.
46:18No, you don't.
46:19But his wife and family.
46:21Are doing fine, thank you.
46:22Max, what are you talking about?
46:23Well, I tried phoning them from the hotel.
46:26No luck.
46:27Then I remember the sting that I'd heard about where there was only one place to call out of town.
46:32And this guy had the switchboard operator paid off.
46:35You heard about it or you pulled it yourself.
46:38Mr. Rage, you've cut me to the quip.
46:40Well, anyway, I got in touch with this lady I know, Tijuana, and she called LA for me.
46:47Within an hour, Clint's wife called me back at the hotel.
46:51The whole thing was a scam.
46:52And that nice little telephone operator, Anita, she was in on the scam?
46:55Of course.
46:57They've been pulling the same stunt on tourists for the past two years.
47:00She confessed the whole thing to the cops.
47:01Max, you know something?
47:03What?
47:04You're a wonder.
47:06Yeah, but it's nice to hear you say it.
47:18Well, not a bad fishing trip.
47:20One marlin, two swordfish, and a couple of dope operators.
47:25You know what one of the policemen said to me?
47:28He said he was sorry it didn't work for them.
47:31I'm not.
47:32Except I would have liked to have been there when they picked up the LA connection,
47:35just to see the expression on his face.
47:37Wasn't it nice to see Clint reunited with his family?
47:41And now we finally have some time for ourselves.
47:45Good.
47:48Now promise me.
47:50We won't get involved in any more of these things.
47:55Promise, promise, promise.
47:59Because if you do,
48:02I'm just gonna have to chain you down.
48:06And that's just for starters.
48:10I hope you're planning on a big finish.
48:12How much old I am.
48:17Now that we're alone like this.
48:18God2159.
48:26Good.
48:27Good.
48:27I'm just gonna have to transition right here.
48:28I'm just gonna have to Exact.