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  • 5/30/2025
Rooster joins the show to vent about how the state of Illinois makes their hot dogs.
Transcript
00:00How do you talk about hot dogs for an hour and 20 minutes?
00:02Hey, I'm a food connoisseur in case you're not aware.
00:06And a Chicago dog is absolutely freaking disgusting.
00:10It's gross.
00:10It's revolting.
00:11It's literally a garden.
00:13It's a hot dog right through a garden.
00:15And anybody that, and I love, I lived in Chicago for six years.
00:18My daughter was born there.
00:19I love Chicago, deep dish pizza, all of that Chicago, the beef, the portillos, all of that stuff.
00:27The Chicago hot dog is the worst creation known to mankind.
00:30It's awful.
00:31Outside of caviar, maybe, which I've never had, but I've looked at, and I know what it is.
00:36But you eat it with a lot of crab meat, so you don't really taste it.
00:38Where have you been in a situation that serves caviar?
00:43You know, I don't go to as many black-tie offenses as you, JP or Gavin.
00:49But occasionally, I have found myself.
00:53You were boots on the ground.
00:54I meant to try to book you for this, but your agent wouldn't get back to me.
00:57Oh, yes, my agent.
00:58You went to the tour.
00:59I don't have money to pay an agent.
01:01You went to the tour of the new monumental.
01:04I did.
01:05How was it?
01:06It was great.
01:06I mean, for those of us that were there for the final cap game.
01:10Tell everybody what it was.
01:11Okay, so basically, they're doing a three-summer renovation and essentially turning it into a new building.

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