Jones & Keefe: Keefe fixes the Red Sox in 60 seconds

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00:00All right, first thing I do, I put Alex Cora on the hot seat.

00:03If Alex Cora and the Red Sox are not in playoff contention at the All-Star break, he's done.

00:09I'm firing them in season if they don't have at least a wild card spot by the All-Star break.

00:14The obvious thing would be call up Roman Anthony, so you do that.

00:17You do that right away.

00:18Here's going to be your new-looking lineup.

00:19Christian Campbell, you're already learning to play the first base.

00:22You're now the first baseman.

00:23Trevor Story, get ready to relearn second base, buddy.

00:26You're now the second baseman.

00:27Rafael Devers, you are going back to third until Bregman plays, so you're at third base.

00:32Marcello Meyer, you're at shortstop the rest of the way.

00:35My outfield is Jaron Duran, Raffaella, and Williard Abreu.

00:39Roman Anthony is now the DH until Devers moves back to DH.

00:43Then Roman Anthony takes an outfield spot and sit on Raffaella becomes a Swiss Army knife.

00:48That's what you're doing with that group.

00:49I also allow Garrett Crochet to throw over 100 pitches when your bullpen is taxed.

00:55That's right, the ace of the team who is three-time Hoss of the Week here on Jones and Keefe.

01:01He can throw 100 pitches in a start.

01:02Wow.

01:03Really going to let it rip there.

01:04Let it rip.

01:05He's the ace.

01:06I'm going to tell you, we have a shockingly similar plan.

01:09It's right there in front of you.

01:10It tells you how obvious it is to fix this stupid team.

01:13That's right.