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00:00You're so clancy.
00:14Oh, poor Lizzie.
00:17I hope you didn't hurt yourself, no?
00:19I want to help you.
00:22Here you go.
00:27Why are you doing this?
00:30See what you have to say when Mike gets back from his trip.
00:33I tell him everything about your bullying and about your cheating on him behind his back.
00:40Oh, you so scared me.
00:43Who do you think he'll believe?
00:44His wife and best friend or his disabled sister who's been a burden on him for her life?
00:53You're lucky.
00:58He hasn't kicked you out on the street.
01:00Oh, your knight in shining armor is the lead on his tail.
01:14So he won't be home today or tomorrow.
01:18And that means what?
01:20You are going to do exactly what we say.
01:24So go and make us a romantic dinner.
01:34Chop, chop.
01:36Go, go, go.
01:38Now she's...
01:39Are you still here?
01:42She's so annoying.
01:43But maybe Lizzie's right.
01:48Maybe it's time we told Mike about us.
01:55Oh.
01:56I mean, ditch that sailor.
01:57Just let it be together and that's all.
02:00That's so sweet.
02:01I'll think about it.
02:05I'll think about it.
02:06What's this?
02:33Why isn't our dinner ready yet?
02:36Huh?
02:50Wait.
02:52Aren't you going to say something?
02:54Hey.
03:00Enjoy your meal.
03:06Good girl.
03:08Are you sick or something?
03:10Mm-hmm.
03:11You're walking disaster.
03:16When Mike gets back, I'll ask him to send her to some facility for disabled people.
03:23I'm sick of hearing the cane tapping everywhere.
03:27I love it when you're such a bad girl.
03:31Why is it so spicy?
03:53Why it's so spicy?
03:57Lizzy!
03:58Lizzy, have you lost your mind?
04:00Bring us some water now!
04:13The water is sour!
04:15He's messing with us!
04:19Remember how to cook.
04:21I'll show you.
04:24Go ahead, show me.
04:28Mike?
04:29Oh my God.
04:30What's wrong?
04:31Come on, teach me a lesson, friend.
04:34Mike, I just wanted Lizzy to be useful to you somehow.
04:41To learn how to cook at least has been nothing but a burden to you.
04:46Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
04:48The real burden here is you.
04:51While I'm away at work, you've been making yourself at home.
04:56But don't worry.
04:57Parasites usually get removed.
05:01Where's the poison?
05:03Did you put honey salad?
05:13Didn't you feel it?
05:14Mm.
05:15Oh yeah.
05:16It was too spicy for you to notice.
05:19You're insane!
05:20I'm alerting to honey!
05:24As I'll understand, you've got about five minutes before your throat swells shut.
05:29The ambulance is already here.
05:31Run!
05:32They'll save you.
05:33But I hope you remember this lesson for a long time.
05:37And never, I mean never come near me or my family, you cockroach!
05:42I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.
05:52It's just, you were too far for so long.
05:56Save this slice for someone else.
05:59What were you planning St. Lizzie?
06:01It was just a joke.
06:03A joke, yeah.
06:05Here, take this cane.
06:07Maybe they'll save you there.
06:10Because you've got no home anymore.
06:12Thank you, brother.
06:34Tom, this diamond is so huge.
06:37Mm-hmm.
06:38Quite expensive.
06:39It is, it is our best.
06:40Hey!
06:41Excuse me?
06:42I'm sorry, but this is fake.
06:44Hey!
06:45You can't break a real diamond.
06:47Sorry for my impatience, but I can't stand fakes.
06:52What is this nonsense?
06:54It's a fake diamond.
06:57That's how you love me, darling?
06:59I didn't know, darling.
07:00What about this?
07:01Do you buy it from homeless or something?
07:02Please be quiet.
07:03I don't want your fake present.
07:05I've been tricked.
07:06You would check it if it was important to you.
07:09You don't care about me at all.
07:10I swear I'll fix it, please.
07:12You've grown cold to me.
07:14Maybe, maybe our love is a fake too.
07:16Otherwise this necklace would be real.
07:19Please, Alicia.
07:20Please, Alicia, listen to me!
07:22Where is the real one?
07:31Oh, did the old lady found out after all?
07:35Okay.
07:36Okay.
07:37When did you manage to steal it?
07:39When you were ripping off all of my clothes.
07:42Shut your mouth.
07:43I found it accidentally in a pocket and I thought it was for me.
07:46But it was signed for your wife.
07:48You know, I don't like it.
07:50Not at all.
07:51Listen here.
07:52Well, that's something new.
07:53Come on.
07:54You know, keep it.
07:57You need it more.
07:59Maybe you can sell it and earn some money.
08:02But that's without me.
08:03Oh, are you breaking up with me?
08:05Yes, you are a thief.
08:07And you are a cheater.
08:09What a mess.
08:10Shut your mouth.
08:11Everything that's happened between us was a mistake.
08:15A huge mistake.
08:16You told me that you're gonna leave your wife
08:18and instead you're buying her a diamond the size of a feast.
08:21I can give her a diamond the size of my balls if I want so.
08:26Because I am dead here and I don't wanna see you in my life ever again.
08:31And I won't pay for these apartments anymore.
08:34You got it?
08:35Okay.
08:39Okay.
08:41Oh, you're not getting rid of me so easily, baby.
08:51Honey, I'm home.
08:52Today is a great day.
08:54We signed...
08:56Sweetheart, look at this necklace.
08:59It's just like the one you gave me.
09:01We signed something.
09:03Sweetheart, go and play, okay?
09:11Come in.
09:12Hello, Monica.
09:13Hello.
09:14This young lady sells it.
09:15And she offers me to buy it for half the price.
09:16Can you imagine?
09:17Wow.
09:18So we have to buy it.
09:19Oh, of course.
09:20It suits her perfectly.
09:21Wow.
09:22Wow.
09:23Sure.
09:24Sure.
09:25You're so beautiful, honey.
09:26We definitely buy it.
09:27Oh.
09:28Sweetheart, will you please make us some coffee?
09:29Yeah.
09:30And in the meantime, we'll negotiate the price.
09:31Sure.
09:32I'll be back in a minute.
09:33Come here.
09:34Are you out of your mind?
09:35Mm-hmm.
09:36Here's the check for the necklace.
09:37Will we pay it?
09:38One million?
09:39Are you serious?
09:40Oh, and how much is your family?
09:41Can you imagine?
09:42Please make us some coffee?
09:43Yeah.
09:44And in the meantime, we'll negotiate the price.
09:45Sure.
09:46I'll be back in a minute.
09:47Come here.
09:48Are you out of your mind?
09:50Mm-hmm.
09:51Here's the check for the necklace.
09:53Will we pay it?
09:54One million?
09:55Are you serious?
09:56Oh, and how much is your family?
10:00Please make us some coffee?
10:01Yeah.
10:02Yeah.
10:03And in the meantime, we'll negotiate the price.
10:05Yeah.
10:06And in the meantime, we'll negotiate the price.
10:07Sure.
10:08What is your family's peace?
10:10Wait, what was in here?
10:12Don't play with me.
10:14You have two options.
10:16The good one,
10:18and the bad one.
10:20And both work to me.
10:22Charming wife.
10:24Huge income.
10:28Apparently two kids.
10:30Life of a dream.
10:32And it can be gone.
10:34What a pity.
10:38You wouldn't dare.
10:42The silence and the necklace.
10:46Deal?
10:50No.
10:56So do we have a deal?
11:00Tom, do we have a deal?
11:02I'm thinking.
11:04Say something, me and your wife are waiting.
11:06Just a second, please.
11:08You know,
11:10I have the feeling
11:12that I've known your husband
11:14for a very long time.
11:16Oh, really?
11:18Yeah, like we've seen each other before.
11:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:22I hear that all the time.
11:24Yeah.
11:26So...
11:28You just...
11:30What's in there?
11:32You just...
11:34What's in there?
11:42Maybe, maybe it's jam.
11:44Yeah, it's jam.
11:46We have delicious cakes in the office.
11:50So, did we make a deal?
11:52You just...
11:54You just...
11:56You just...
11:58You just...
12:00Isn't it worth it?
12:02Such a lovely, happy life.
12:04With...
12:06A beautiful necklace.
12:08Yes.
12:20I'm afraid we didn't agree on a prize.
12:22Oh, too bad.
12:24Yeah?
12:25Go to your room.
12:26Come on.
12:28Well, so I guess the decision was made.
12:30You know, I think we can bargain.
12:32And I think you can make a little discount for us.
12:34You know?
12:36After all, you know,
12:38you could make a deal
12:40with an old friend of yours.
12:42Old friend?
12:43Yeah?
12:44Oh, too bad.
12:45Yeah?
12:46Go to your room.
12:47Come on.
12:48Well, so I guess the decision was made.
12:50You know,
12:51I think we can bargain.
12:53And I think you can make
12:55a little discount for us.
12:57You know?
12:58After all, you know,
12:59some...
13:00Old friend?
13:01No, no, no.
13:02Honey, it...
13:03No.
13:04Just, I mean,
13:05tiny discount.
13:06Oh, my.
13:07I...
13:08I can explain everything.
13:09I was just about to share this secret.
13:11Just shut up!
13:12Shut your mouth!
13:14You are the worst thing
13:16that could happen to me.
13:17Get lost!
13:18Get out!
13:20Do you hear that?
13:21Honey,
13:22I don't love her at all.
13:23Come on, guys.
13:24Don't worry.
13:26Just relax.
13:29Honey.
13:35That was the last time
13:36you ever touched me.
13:37Okay?
13:38My lawyer
13:39is already suing you
13:40and you will be left
13:41without a penny
13:42in your pocket.
13:43Okay?
13:44I wouldn't be too excited
13:45if I were you.
13:46Theft is a serious crime.
13:51Oh, just in time.
13:53Meet Mr. Casimir.
13:55A private investigator.
13:57Theft?
13:58Extortion?
13:59Blackmail?
14:01I feel bad for you, girl.
14:09Honey, please.
14:10You really think
14:11that you could lie to me
14:12all this time
14:13without me even suspecting anything?
14:16Please, forgive me.
14:17Forgive me.
14:18Isn't our family worth that money?
14:21How could you betray us?
14:23After all,
14:24our children,
14:25our love
14:26was priceless.
14:30Get out!
14:47is the most fun
14:48without him.
14:49It survived.
14:50I've never been
14:50able to get
14:53your decision
14:54to surprise her.
14:56I'm sorry.
14:57I'm sorry.
14:59It's lightning.
15:00I was waiting for him.
15:01I'm sorry.
15:02I've never known anything.
15:03I'm sorry.
15:04I'm sorry.
15:05I have to lose.
15:06I know.