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  • 5/14/2025

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00:00Honey! I'm home!
00:18What are you doing?
00:20Changing the sheets.
00:21Why? I just changed them this morning.
00:24I want to sleep on a different one. The one with Robert.
00:34Hold on a second.
00:42Are you cheating on me?
00:44Honey, please don't get mad.
00:46It was just a few times.
00:48Come on, it's not a big deal.
00:50All men cheat.
00:52Take all my friends, do it too.
00:54Please, no.
00:56Not the face.
01:04You're amazing.
01:09What are you talking about?
01:11You finally got yourself some mistresses.
01:13I'm so happy for you.
01:18So you're not mad?
01:19Of course not.
01:20Especially since you said all your friends do this.
01:27But you do realize who they are, right?
01:30They are my mistresses.
01:33Oh, that's wonderful.
01:35I'm always so tired after work that I don't have the energy to give you attention.
01:40And finally, I have some helpers.
01:46Hello.
01:50Oh, Michael.
01:52You're so clever.
01:55How long have you been hiding them from me?
01:59A few months, maybe.
02:02Oh, poor thing.
02:03You must have been so stressed keeping them a secret.
02:06Ugh.
02:08You have no idea.
02:10I even had to buy them the same perfume as yours, so you wouldn't get suspicious, you know.
02:15Oh, how smart.
02:16Did you come up with that yourself?
02:19Well, actually, it was my buddy Scott who invented it at first.
02:24He's been doing it for three years with his mistress.
02:26Oh, didn't anyone have an easier method?
02:31Uh, well, Dean once lied and said that his mistress was his sister.
02:37And, uh, Ryan, he even hired his mistress to be his housemaid, you know.
02:44Such creative friends.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Oh, and what about Matthew?
02:49Matthew?
02:51Oh, come on.
02:52No, no, no, no, no.
02:53That schmuck doesn't have a mistress.
02:55He's like, uh, the only poor in one minus, if you know what I mean.
03:00I see.
03:01Uh, so only Scott, Dean, and Ryan are in trouble.
03:09Huh?
03:11Were you recording this the entire time?
03:14Yep.
03:15And now all the wives of the guys you read out will hear it.
03:18Your friends won't be messing them anymore.
03:21Oh, and I'll tell Matthew's wife how lucky she is to have him.
03:26Now, get out of my house.
03:28Please, huh?
03:29Out of you!
03:40Yes.
03:41Yes.
03:55Hi.
03:56Hey.
03:59Nice room, by the way.
04:00Oh, thank you.
04:02That's an engagement ring.
04:03From my fiancée?
04:04And I guess his name is...
04:07Ethan?
04:08Yeah.
04:09Why?
04:10And his last name?
04:13Carter.
04:14No!
04:15No!
04:16No!
04:17No!
04:18No!
04:19No!
04:20No!
04:21No!
04:22No!
04:23No!
04:24No!
04:25No!
04:26No!
04:27No!
04:28No!
04:30Hey, ma'am.
04:31Do you need any help here?
04:32Gold diggers.
04:33Yes.
04:34Yes.
04:35Yes.
04:36Come here.
04:37Come here.
04:38What's going on?
04:39Keep the elevator closed for a couple of hours, okay?
04:40Why?
04:41What?
04:42And don't let anyone out.
04:43Ma'am.
04:44I cannot do that.
04:52Can you now?
04:53Ma'am.
04:54I cannot do that.
04:59We'll get the other half afterwards.
05:01Deal?
05:09Okay.
05:10But only two hours.
05:11Nice.
05:25So, where is she?
05:28Oh.
05:29Where is your fiancé?
05:30I don't know, actually.
05:32She's gonna be...
05:33Guess who?
05:34Aw, Sabrine.
05:38Lola.
05:39Of course.
05:42What?
05:43You have another fiancé that I don't know?
05:49Nice to meet you, Lola.
05:52Oh, what a beautiful ring.
05:55My name is Eleanor.
05:56Oh, it's a wonderful name.
05:58Oh, thank you.
06:00You know, your son told me a lot about you.
06:02Oh, did he?
06:03I bet you're the best mom in the world.
06:06Oh, she's so flattering, but I love it.
06:13So, what are you doing here?
06:14Aren't you happy to see me?
06:16On the contrary, I just wanted to call you.
06:21Can you call her?
06:25Who's texting?
06:29It's nothing.
06:30It's just my lover.
06:36She's so funny.
06:38So, maybe we can get back to the wedding?
06:41Yeah.
06:42Have you decided about the wedding dress?
06:45Maybe something from Vera Wong?
06:48I'll tell you that I'll be paying my dearest one.
06:52Oh, my dear.
06:57So, you know that?
06:58This is Lola, my fiancé.
07:02Oh.
07:05That's nice to meet you, Lola.
07:08Lola?
07:09Yeah.
07:10It's a pleasure.
07:12Honey.
07:14Have you forgot how to blink when you see such a beauty?
07:19He's so naughty boy.
07:21Yeah.
07:22I bet he is.
07:24Yeah.
07:25So, Vera Wong.
07:26Go and get me a double scotch.
07:29Honey, the way they won't be coming around in a minute.
07:31I said go and get me double scotch.
07:35Now!
07:37Yeah, yeah.
07:38Okay.
07:40Okay, darling.
07:42I'll be in a minute.
07:49There is not going to be a wedding.
07:54Congratulations, son.
07:56You've been seduced by my mistress.
08:02What?
08:05There is no one.
08:11Wow.
08:14Evan, it's...
08:16Shut up.
08:20Okay.
08:21But I'm keeping her, not you, and I put a lot of money into her.
08:25Oh, really?
08:26Yeah.
08:27Okay, then.
08:29Let me buy her back from you.
08:31What?
08:32For how much?
08:32A million.
08:34Cash.
08:37Tonight.
08:38Deal.
08:39Ah!
08:42You overpaid that.
08:43200 at most.
08:45Excuse me?
08:46Well.
08:47Excuse me, guys?
08:48Excuse me, guys?
08:50Aren't you gonna ask me anything?
08:53Ah, yes, sorry.
08:53Name your price.
08:54Yes.
08:56Oh, you two jerks.
08:57You should kiss each other's butts.
09:02Is something wrong?
09:06Yes.
09:07Your husband, he wants to buy me from your son.
09:10Oh.
09:12What?
09:13Because I'm his mistress and he's not going to give me to your son,
09:19to Ethan.
09:20So what's your surprise?
09:25What are you talking about?
09:26Well, some did they negotiate.
09:28Why?
09:30Why are you doing that?
09:31Because I need to get more money out of Duke.
09:35And I'm his wife, after all.
09:39And now I definitely know that he's having an affair.
09:46Are you insane?
09:47No.
09:49Everything is up for sale.
09:52And he will pay me not to file for any worse.
09:56That's for sure.
10:01So, what's your price?
10:04I am not.
10:05I am not.
10:08For sale.
10:09Sorry, she's weird.
10:14Honey.
10:15I have something for you.
10:20Open the elevator.
10:22Sorry, miss.
10:23But it's closed.
10:24I bought this closed, you idiot.
10:27Open the damn thing.
10:30Open the damn thing.
10:31Okay.
10:40You're here.
10:41You bastard.
10:42You ruined my life.
10:43Do you know how long I worked for this ring?
10:45Do you know how long I begged him to buy it?
10:48Do you understand that this guy was my destiny and this dinner was about my future?
10:52Listen.
10:53Gosh.
10:54Girl, I'm trying to save you.
10:56You better run from your fiancé and his freaking family because all they care about is money.
11:01Girl, you better watch out because they will destroy you.
11:06Girl, you better watch out because they will destroy you.
11:18Well, she will destroy her.

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