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00:00My husband is home.
00:30Honey, you're home early.
00:54Hey, yeah, just for a minute.
00:56Wait, you're not going to have supper with me?
01:00I prepared a surprise.
01:02What surprise?
01:04Don't you remember where they hit us today?
01:07Yeah.
01:08Um, listen, I got to run to the airport to grab Heather.
01:12He doesn't remember today's our wedding anniversary.
01:17Once I look, I see Heather every day.
01:21Yeah, you see her more than you see me.
01:24Yeah, because we work together.
01:26And we also get along.
01:29Because you actually talk with her.
01:33Look, if we're going to eat, can we just eat quick in silence like we normally do?
01:37It's our wedding anniversary today.
01:43Oh, I see.
01:46What do you think?
01:47Is that enough for you?
01:48What?
01:49No, not enough.
01:51Okay.
01:53How's 20,000?
01:55Transpiring now.
01:56Why are you acting like I married you for your money?
01:59You did, didn't you?
02:01No.
02:04Look, uh, I actually got to run.
02:06Okay?
02:07I'm late.
02:08Please, please stay with me.
02:09Just don't go.
02:10It's our wedding anniversary.
02:14Wendy, I know you're cheating.
02:17What?
02:17What?
02:17Yes, sir!
02:30Wait, Wendy?
02:34Wendy?
02:42What the hell's she doing with Arlo Hertz?
02:46I know about Arlo Hertz.
02:48No, let me explain.
02:50Yeah, save it.
02:51No, please.
02:52Don't go to Heather.
02:53No.
03:17Marlo, it's Wendy.
03:24I need you.
03:27I need you bad.
03:29Uh, just set these down over here?
03:45Oh, yes.
03:45Thank you, Justin.
03:47Such a gentleman.
03:49No problem.
03:50So, you'll stay for a drink, right?
03:57Uh, I should probably be getting back, but...
04:00Oh, no, no.
04:01No, stay.
04:02Stay for a glass.
04:04Let's have a drink.
04:05All right.
04:07One drink.
04:08I have this amazing French wine that you're gonna love.
04:13Uh, how was the, uh, strip?
04:32I mean, trip.
04:33Trip.
04:33How was your trip?
04:34Oh, thank you.
04:45Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:49Oh, boy.
04:51Is there something on your mind?
04:53Uh, good wine.
04:56I know you are gonna love it.
04:58Cheers.
04:59Arlo Hurts.
05:07Wendy, you fetching minx.
05:10Things I do to you if you weren't me, Alv, sister.
05:13Come here.
05:15Um.
05:18I need shopping and complaining.
05:21What?
05:22You still haven't told your husband you're a bloody billionaire?
05:24Nope.
05:25And now he thinks that I'm having an affair with you.
05:29Ugh.
05:32Allow it.
05:33So, online shopping and margaritas?
05:38Yes, please.
05:40That's right.
05:41I never told my husband I'm ridiculously rich.
05:45When we married, I thought money had nothing to do with it.
05:48So he doesn't know I'm insanely wealthy.
05:51More than he ever could be.
05:53I need a drink.
06:02All right.
06:04Ah.
06:06Here we are.
06:09Ah.
06:10Sorry.
06:11No more margaritae.
06:12No, but look.
06:17Someone's selling a necklace that used to belong to the Queen of Spain.
06:19Oh.
06:21How much?
06:22Poultry 3.1 million.
06:25Let's buy it.
06:26That was fun.
06:29Thank you for coming.
06:31You do realize Dad would let you spend the family money on your own if you divorce that
06:35jackass of a husband.
06:37I know.
06:40But he's my jackass.
06:41So we agree.
06:43He's a jackass.
06:45Bloke never even met your family.
06:49Well, hey.
06:50Maybe we could clear the air.
06:53You two could meet?
06:54Ugh.
06:55Yes?
06:57Where is he anyhow?
06:59It's, uh, it's pretty late.
07:02Isn't this your anniversary?
07:05What will Arlo think if I tell him Justin ran after another woman on our anniversary?
07:11Well, he works a lot, you know.
07:15I know.
07:16He's a jackass.
07:21Thanks.
07:26You know, you don't have to stay in an unhappy marriage.
07:32I know.
07:36Well then, let's be off.
07:39Duh, Pop it.
07:41It's so late.
07:52What could Justin still be doing?
07:57You are funny, you know that?
08:01Oh, man.
08:02It's getting late.
08:03I should call a car.
08:05Now?
08:07Yeah.
08:07No, stay the night.
08:09No, no, no, I can't.
08:11My wife would freak out.
08:12But do you, like, actually care about her?
08:15Yes, of course I care about her.
08:18It's just, something's changed.
08:21Yeah.
08:23Tell me more.
08:25I don't know.
08:26She's out all night.
08:27She doesn't tell me who she's with.
08:30Yeah.
08:30I think she might be cheating on me.
08:32I know.
08:33Yeah.
08:36I don't know.
08:38Well, you know,
08:39if she's cheating on you,
08:43then maybe we should get even.
08:47No, no, no, I can't.
08:51I'm not a cheater.
08:53Okay, I just,
08:54I gotta stand up for something.
08:56Oh.
08:57Oh.
09:00Yeah, rest a little.
09:01Maybe you just rest your...
09:02Five more minutes.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Hmm.
09:07Hmm.
09:10Hmm.
09:11Justin, you better reply.
09:38Sorry, can't.
09:56Busy.
10:02He's cheating on me on our anniversary.
10:08That's it.
10:13I want a divorce.
10:16I want a divorce.
10:23Good morning, sleepyhead.
10:25Oh.
10:27Oh, my head.
10:31Did I sleep here?
10:35Yeah.
10:36You passed out.
10:37What time is it?
10:41What time is it?
10:47Heather,
10:48what did you do?
10:51Did you send these to my wife?
10:55Did I?
10:57Why would you do that?
10:59Boo-hoo.
11:00You complain about her all the time.
11:02You don't care about her at all.
11:03You had no right to do this.
11:07Then why do you ignore her all the time?
11:11I love my wife.
11:12It's none of your business.
11:13Bullshit.
11:16I gotta go.
11:21Hey.
11:21You loved making out last night.
11:35Wendy, what the hell's going on?
11:39Oh.
11:40Luke, who's finally home?
11:41You cheating scumbag.
11:43What?
11:44What?
11:44What are you talking about?
11:45Who's fucking Jaguar's head up front?
11:46Don't get to ask questions.
11:48All I want you to do is just sign those divorce papers.
11:51Divorce papers?
11:53Yes.
11:55We're getting divorced.
11:58What the hell are you talking about?
11:59You've been ignoring me,
12:01treating me like a gold digger.
12:03Well, maybe that's what you are.
12:06Mom?
12:08Chafalula.
12:08Don't call her that.
12:12She doesn't like that.
12:13I'm going to call her that.
12:14That's your name, Chafalula.
12:16You're scared.
12:17Jesus Christ.
12:18I have to teach this little brat some manners.
12:21Mom.
12:23She's not...
12:24Without us, she's nothing.
12:26She only married you for your money.
12:28Ow!
12:29Oh, my God.
12:30What the...
12:31You're only jealous.
12:34What?
12:35Your name is Chafalula.
12:36I have nothing to be jealous of.
12:37You skank.
12:43Oh, good riddance.
12:45Great, Mom.
12:47Justin!
12:48Don't follow me.
12:52Justin.
12:56Why did you even marry her?
13:02Because I loved her, Mom.
13:03I still love her.
13:06I love.
13:07Love has nothing to do with marriage.
13:12That's why we have affairs.
13:15Do you think I was faithful to your father?
13:18Jesus Christ.
13:19Even one day?
13:20Mom.
13:23I even had four lovers at one point.
13:27Oh, my God.
13:27But so did your father.
13:35Aren't you going to sign those divorce papers?
13:42She left all her stuff here.
13:50What is this?
13:51You didn't buy this, did you?
14:03No.
14:03How can she afford that?
14:06Even we couldn't afford this.
14:11It must be her lover.
14:13Or lovers.
14:15Although this muscly macho man she's been banging while you were at work.
14:18Mom, calm the fuck down.
14:22What the fuck is this?
14:33Justin.
14:34What's the matter here, you fucking asshole?
14:37Did you just punch my brother?
14:39Brother?
14:40You're cheating.
14:41Phil, wait.
14:42All her hurts is my brother.
14:44We've told you, but we never get to talk.
14:47Right.
14:48I'll be suing you.
14:49Thought you ought to know.
14:54Look, I brought the divorce papers.
14:58Good.
14:59You realize I have to be on the telly later?
15:01You wouldn't know anything about that because you're fuck ugly, aren't you, mate?
15:04Jesus.
15:05I don't want you to sign away.
15:07I still love you, Wendy.
15:09I don't care.
15:11You cheated.
15:12I don't know what happened at Heather's, but I didn't cheat on it.
15:14You're right.
15:15Look at the photos.
15:16I'm not even conscious in them.
15:18You look rubbish.
15:19Did I mention that yet?
15:21How did you find me house anyhow?
15:23Random plate on your Jaguar.
15:25Oh, piss off.
15:26Okay, fine.
15:30So Heather made them, but still, you left on our anniversary to drink wine with her.
15:37Okay, yeah.
15:38You're right.
15:39I did.
15:40I, uh, I guess I was just trying to get your attention.
15:44What now?
15:45I get your attention, Wendy.
15:47Like, lately, where have you been?
15:49You go out at night, you don't tell me where you're going.
15:51You don't tell me who you're with.
15:52I just wanted to, I don't know.
15:56I didn't even know if you wanted me there.
15:59My mom, but all things.
16:00Jesus, your mother is such a psycho.
16:06Okay, I guess you're right.
16:08I'm sorry.
16:09I never told you my family was filthy, stinking rich.
16:13I mean, you look poor next to ours.
16:14I just didn't want you to judge me for my wealth.
16:19Look, maybe we can start over again.
16:28You know, I promise we'll be there for you.
16:33And I won't let this happen again.
16:37I'd like that.
16:38And I'll communicate and show you that you're the most important part of my life.
16:46Right, here's an idea.
17:04I won't sue the cheap flop sweatsuit off your back
17:06if I can get one good punch square in your ugly mug.
17:09Get me?
17:12Sure.
17:13Fuck it.
17:14Why do I talk to my mom?
17:23She won't be a problem anymore.
17:27Your mom?
17:29She's one called Chafalula, right?
17:31Yeah, that's right.
17:34What a stupid fucking name.
17:35Fuck it.
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