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Francosoral
  • 5/27/2025

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00:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:30do
00:50thank you dear
00:54isn't it time we went back to the class we're okay yet we wait for giovanni come and sit down
01:00sit charlie this is sit the caretaker most happy to be making your acquaintance nice to meet you
01:10you want a cup of coffee sit aye a cup of coffee no thanks now i shouldn't have a fag sure you can
01:17have a fag hey max cigarette for seat all right very kind of you
01:29sit is gonna talk to us what is he going to be talking about for anything is to improve our
01:35english instead of us all the time speak to each other we speak with seed i think that's a good
01:41idea but what are we gonna talk about you like to talk up i'm a bit martin jeff
01:47excuse me who are these martin jeff
01:52martin jeff is deaf ah excuse me what are we gonna talk about oh i don't i shouldn't see
01:59you and rest me plates of meat please i am not seeing any plates of meat
02:07no no plate to me is free your feet are plates of meat yeah it's slang you see
02:16it's dead easy if you use your uncle ned
02:20huh now uncle ned your uncle ned uncle ned uncle ned yeah yeah oh you mean he's crazy
02:29no no i think you look hard i don't think you're taking the mickey out of me no well we are
02:34interested in everything you tell us yeah you're already teaching us words we not learned before
02:39yes please teach us more yeah all right i'll tell you what happened to me last night yes please
02:45well i went home and i had a bull and a cow with a trouble and strike you see
02:49it was all over the dustbin lids so i went down the frog and told into the rubber
02:53dub and i met an old china plate it looked a bit uncle dick so i got him a jack and a dandy and i had
02:58a beer didn't it don't think that to the other we both got brahms at least
03:05and i staggered home took all my dicky dirt and my daisy roots and fell backwards on the apples and pairs
03:11we are better off talking with each other isn't it time you were all back in the classroom sorry
03:23probably sorry we've just been talking with safe oh yeah i'll probably try to open with their english
03:27mr brown that should set them back a few weeks i beg pardon oh it doesn't matter oh all right yeah
03:33we're not understanding a word he's saying mr brown he's telling us about his uncle dick
03:38and somebody called jack the dandy and bramson list he was speaking in rhyming slang and all the time
03:46we think he's english he is english he's what is known as a cockney you see rhyming slang is merely
03:53using words that rhyme with the word you wish to use for example mince pies are eyes plates of meat
03:59our feet yes i understand uncle net is hey that's right and what is uncle dick
04:10i presume that's uh sick and jock the dandy brandy and the brahms and lister
04:19drunk that's not a rhyme yeah well it's near enough come on
04:23it's uh what is going on in here where is mr brown oh he will be here any minute he's coming
04:31from the tea room 10 minutes is the normal time allowed for tea mr brown yes of course we were
04:42discussing parts of speech well in future i'd be obliged if you do it in the class certainly now
04:47then how are your students coming along with their english extremely well good then i shall stay
04:52and listen for a few minutes ah don't worry i shan't interfere i make it a practice to drop in on
04:58classes from time to time to see what sort of progress is being made it's uh beef stroganoff in
05:03the cookery class tonight are you trying to get rid of me no i just thought you might fancy a bit i mean
05:09well i don't so will you please begin right for the rest of this period we're going to talk about
05:19shopping oh i like him he's very good shopping i like his polonaise
05:27oh giovanni that's um that's chopin he must have misheard me now we're going to talk about
05:39shopping buying things now i have here various items which at some time or another you'll all
05:44probably have to purchase so i'm going to hold them up and ask you to identify them and we'll see
05:48how well you do all right who shall we start with ali yes please what is this apple yeah
05:54lovely jelly good you're not supposed to eat it oh i'm most sorry i only had a small bite
06:04well finish it now surely what is this it is orange orange that's better you really must work at
06:17those r sounds i try very hard try saying around the rugged rock the ragged rascal round round the
06:27luggard lock yes you're gonna have to keep practicing anna what is this paper bag yes but what's inside it
06:43i do not know i cannot see inside well it's flour you know what flour is yeah what you wear at a wedding
06:53no no it's not that kind of flower this is flour to make pastry and bread ah vice mail
06:59jamila what is this gadget yes i'm sure you're right but what is it in english
07:06have you never heard of a carrot carrot yes carrot oh huh horace and carrot
07:22incredible no no no no jamila that's horse and cart this is this is a carrot right uh
07:31who can tell me what these are fish fingers good well done excuse please no ali don't say it
07:38what do i not say you were going to say something about fish not having fingers yes please yeah well don't
07:45max tomato good tarot potato potato ah so
07:54uh
07:58uh giovanni a lima juice good one cow juice no
08:05milk ah
08:12you know where we get milk from juan si senora the big man
08:22quiet please we we get milk from cows si vaca cow
08:29runjeet cornflakes no oats oh that is oats my friend who i'm working with every morning he's telling
08:42me last night he's having he's telling me he's making down very much yeah i'm sure he does
08:56who can tell me what this is buckle good and where does back bacon come from and the milkman
09:02bacon does not come from the milkman every week i buy the bacon from the milkman
09:11no pig pig pig hey you are calling me a pig
09:16you are a pig you italian ravioli ah shut your plates of meat you until
09:22that's all right that'll do one what giovanni was trying to say is that bacon comes from a pig
09:33now can anyone tell me what we call a pig after it has been killed yes please it is a dead pig
09:44no ali you know that's pork right uh what is this anybody
09:49tin of meat yes well actually it's a tin of dog meat oh blimey you are putting dogs in tins to eat
09:58i think i've heard enough they are better than they were they could hardly be worse
10:06she's absolutely right you know some of you are very behind with english i mean i spent a lot of
10:10time preparing these lessons and some of you don't take them half as seriously as you might
10:13it's time you all put your shoulders to the wheel what will please learning i think you better stay
10:19a half hour extra tonight it's friday night and i got a date well i don't care i want you to do
10:26all the exercises on page 53 all of them and you don't go until you've finished
10:40good night
10:56i've locked up the tea room said thanks glad you found your drink girl no child i want to get home
11:02oh i must have a pint my throat's spitting feathers oh all right what was that i think it is somebody
11:12had at the door oh come in hello is anybody there
11:31that's it
11:35cheerio said see you monday good night
11:42it's no good i can't get it open i know why not we smash the door up down
12:12it's worth a try all right stand back everyone be careful of splinters
12:25you haven't broken the door i think i've broken my arm we are all going to die
12:33don't be so dramatic maybe we all shout again i don't think my throat could stand anymore hey look
12:38there's a man in the street
12:41help help help if you don't hear us from up here wave to him
12:48he's seen us good he's waving back
12:52he's the obvious who thinks we're just being friendly uh he said go on we are all going to die
13:01nobody is going to die what we need is something to attract the attention of the passerby
13:07yeah danielle should wave from window by herself yes it still may not be sufficient to attract enough
13:13attention it would if she took her clothes off
13:15that's a good idea no it isn't just sit down everyone go on we'll just have to think this one out
13:25must be a simple solution and well if there isn't we'll just have to stay here till somebody misses
13:30one of us but what if nobody is missing anybody we could be being stuck here together until monday morning
13:39we are all going to die
13:42helene nobody is going to die only you is going to die me yes because if you say we're all going to die
13:48once more i shall strangle you now there are 11 of us here it's quite obvious that sooner or later
13:53one of us will be missed will you be being missed sir well no but i live alone in a flat but for example
13:59take danielle i would love to take danielle i am sure that being an au pair your english family will
14:06miss you when you don't return no they're away for the weekend oh well anna what about your english
14:13family are they away no they'll obviously be worried no no it's my weekend off i was spending it
14:19mid daniel we are not going to die well tara what about you you're married i mean won't your wife miss you
14:29wife already missing me well there you are unfortunately she is with parents in tokyo
14:41well uh what about you giovanni i mean you work in a restaurant surely your employer will miss you
14:46yeah sure he's gonna miss me yeah so presumably he'll do something about it yeah he's gonna give me the
14:53sack look somebody is bound to miss somebody and if the worst happens then we'll well don't worry we
15:02can survive the weekend we've got plenty of food and drinking just have to keep our spirits up try and
15:07keep cheerful think of things to do to pass the time away i tell a joke good idea giovanni we'll all
15:12tell jokes that'll help pass the time go ahead giovanni okay now there was this man see and he had
15:18gangrene in the leg are you sure this is a joke sure it's a very funny anyway he goes to the hospital
15:30to have the leg chopped off after the operation when he comes back to being conscious he sees the doctor
15:39looking very worried what's the matter doctor he say the doctor reply senior i have the bad news and i have
15:50the good news so the man say hokey cokey give me the bad news and the doctor say i've chopped off the wrong leg
16:02i have the bad news and i have the bad news and i have the bad news and i have the bad news and the doctor
16:10say your other leg is getting better
16:20but that's the joke
16:24very droll another uncle ned has anybody else got a funny story
16:33do you know it take two seeks to milk one goat two yes please one to be holding the tits
16:41and one to be pulling the goat up and down
16:49and do you know that in pakistan they have no ice because the man who is knowing to be making ice has
16:56emigrated are you saying all pakistan is that stupid no just you
17:07no more racialist jokes please anybody else got a funny story
17:11funny story a joke a chiste ah chiste yo tengo uno
17:22resulta que habían tres hermanos
17:24y estos tres hermanos estaban invitados a este convite ¿no? y le dijeron que no se rascaran
17:31porque tenía sarnas uno tenía sarnas el oro tenía sarnas y el otro tenía sarnas y
17:36y cuando estaban comiendo
17:39y cuando estaban comiendo
17:45y decía
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18:40Who seduces girl on hillside, not on the level.
18:50That's very clever.
18:52Suli, what about a sample of Chinese humour?
18:57In Democratic Republic of China, we have no time for decadent bourgeois humour.
19:02No, I don't suppose you do.
19:05Danielle, what about you?
19:07Oh, I have a French joke for you.
19:09Good.
19:09Yes, I'll tell you about the Catholic priest.
19:12Yeah, that sounds better, yes.
19:13Come on.
19:14No, no, no.
19:14Tell us you look.
19:15Come on.
19:16Come on.
19:21Well, there was this priest out working, and a gendarme comes up to him and say,
19:27Farther, come quickly.
19:29There's a man on top of the Eiffel Tower, and he's going to jump.
19:32So, the Farther goes to the tower and sees this man.
19:36What are you doing?
19:37You're mad.
19:38Think of your family.
19:40Think of your wife.
19:41So, the man, he says, my wife has left me.
19:45I have no family.
19:46So, I jump.
19:48So, the priest, he tries one more time.
19:51So, he says, but it is a sin against the Catholic Church.
19:55And the man, he says, I am not a Catholic.
19:58Okay, says the priest, jump.
20:08Yes, and now, what about a German joke?
20:10I do not know any jokes.
20:13Hey, Professorie, why don't you tell us a joke, huh?
20:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:18All right, I'll tell you one that I heard at my last school.
20:22One of the boys was sent home one day, and his father asked him why was he sent home, and he refused to tell him.
20:26So, the father went to see the headmaster, and the headmaster said, I'll tell you why your son was sent home.
20:30So, when one of the teachers asked him who pushed over the walls of Jericho, he said it wasn't me.
20:35So, the father said, well, if he said he didn't do it, you didn't do it.
20:41Excuse, please.
20:42What's the matter, Ali?
20:42Didn't you understand the joke?
20:44Yes, but what I don't understand, who did push down the walls of Jericho?
20:51Oh, well, anybody else got a joke?
20:54No?
20:55Oh, never mind.
20:56What about a singing song?
20:57Yeah.
20:57I am knowing good English sing-song, all about rolling me over in the clover.
21:05I don't think you've got that one, thank you.
21:07Does anybody know Daisy?
21:09Is she beautiful?
21:12No, it's a song, Daisy.
21:14It goes like this.
21:15Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do.
21:20I'm half crazy, you're for the love of you.
21:25Oh, well, I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.
21:35So, I'm sorry, you're for the love of you.
21:38Oh, well, I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.
21:40Thanks, sir.
21:41Well done.
21:42Well done.
21:47Right.
21:48What shall we sing next?
21:50Can't we have a rest?
21:52I don't know that one.
21:52Is it French?
21:54Oh, I don't know what you mean.
21:55Uh, yes, I'm sorry.
21:56Uh, can anybody tell me the exact time?
22:00Three minuten, three minutes after 11.
22:04Good.
22:05Only another 58 hours till Monday morning.
22:07Oh.
22:09Good night, John.
22:10Good night, John.
22:11Good night, John.
22:11Good night, John.
22:12Good night, John.
22:12Good night, good night.
22:13Good night.
22:13Good night.
22:13Sid, what?
22:14My wife's an angel.
22:16You're lucky.
22:17Mine's still living.
22:18Good night, boy.
22:19Good night, boy.
22:20Good night, boy.
22:20Good night, boy.
22:21Good night, boy.
22:21What's up?
22:22What's up?
22:25I must be as drunk as you are.
22:27There's a teacher waving at me through the window.
22:30I mean, I must be worse than I thought.
22:33I can see him, and I don't even know him.
22:41I hope you haven't dragged me down here on a wild goose chase.
22:44I'm telling you, I definitely saw him.
22:46It's most inconvenient.
22:48It's not my fault if I lost the key in the front door.
22:50Of course it's your fault, you silly little man.
22:52Oh, at last.
22:57Miss Courtney, how nice to see you.
22:58I'm afraid I can't return the compliment.
23:00Come on, come on, home you go.
23:02Good night.
23:03Sorry about all that.
23:05Come on now.
23:05Good night.
23:06Good night.
23:06Good night.
23:08Quickly.
23:09I'll go and see if there's anybody else about.
23:13I really am very sorry.
23:14I should hope you are.
23:16I hope it hasn't inconvenienced you.
23:17Well, of course it inconvenienced me.
23:19I was quite happily curled up in bed with Daphne du Maurier.
23:22I am really sorry about this.
23:25Oh, I've...
23:27Now, what's the matter?
23:28I've left my shopping in the closet.
23:29Well, for heaven's sake, hurry up and get it.
23:40For heaven's sake, are you going to take all night?
23:42No, I'm just putting these things away.
23:43Do hurry up.
23:53Sid?
23:55Sid?
23:57Sid Lee!
24:00For heaven's sake, we're locked in.
24:01Oh, we mustn't panic.
24:02We can last out till Monday morning.
24:03Have a carrot.
24:04Let's have a sing-song, shall we?
24:05Shall we start with Daisy?
24:06You know how it goes?
24:06Daisy, Daisy.