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00:00The night then go on it's ridiculous says I came by on his dad. She's not
00:18He's not Ted. It's a bunch of lies to just stir up trouble
00:21And why would he do that because I sacked him and you don't beat him up. It's sick in the head. I don't know
00:27Barney
00:29Zack
00:30He's a Mitchell Ted. He's the spit of your dad at his age. You know that
00:37Yeah, what I like about that. I don't know yeah utter madness
00:43You didn't even know him back then did you
00:47Nick
00:49He was my personal trainer for a few months. I mean we maybe had a bit of a flirt
00:54Is this why he's been sniffing around Barney nothing happened. I promise you
00:58Then I'll go around and talk to him yourself. No
01:01What are you talking about if he's making lies up trashing your reputation claiming to be the father of my son
01:07Then someone needs to teach him a lesson
01:09You can't why not because if you've got nothing to hide and he's making it up. Then why can't I go around there tell me
01:18Tell me the truth. I have
01:21Then why are you looking so guilty?
01:25Come on
01:27It's whatever happens. I'm gonna get a DNA test you can pitch your life on that
01:31Ted
01:32Zack reckons dad's blood types don't match Barney
01:36That's proof in it. No, and it's not like you ain't capable of doing something like this
01:41So this is your one and only chance to come clean
01:46Is Barney my son?
01:50My biological son
01:52Well friends is the new family. That's what they say now Billy
02:10But family should be the new family
02:14Old family the only family. I didn't want a birthday card from Phil boy cake
02:21Billy
02:22Phil was gonna make Nigel the cake. Okay, all right. So if Phil made you a cake
02:27Would you eat it?
02:30Probably not. No, I'll rest my cake
02:33Look all I want is a box of cherry baked rolls
02:37And a night on the couch with my beautiful missus
02:42All right sold good
02:44Cheers
02:46How long you gonna give it I don't know the chances of Barney showing up here with a pack bag
02:53I'm lower than Nicola turned up with a loaded gun
02:56Well since you got her arrested. Yeah, I think she's right mate
03:00You should leave while you still can
03:02It was a meaningless fling with some guy in the gym or I was it was a stupid mistake
03:11But back then Teddy you and me we were in a horrible place
03:16Right we were we were barely talking and
03:18And you won't come in near me. So you got it elsewhere. I'm sorry. I am sorry
03:27But our marriage wasn't perfect and you know it as well as I do
03:32But when I found out I was pregnant
03:35Everything changed
03:37You know you changed
03:39You were different towards me, you know kinder somehow and
03:49It was like you'd fallen back in love with me and
03:53In that moment we became a family again, but it wasn't mine
04:01Fifteen years of love and understanding
04:05Understanding
04:07Every day you know unwavering
04:13Unconditional love that that is what makes you is that
04:20How long has that gone?
04:22He's only just found out
04:24Forget about that all right. He's nothing to any of us honestly Teddy. I
04:29Have always had everything I needed in you
04:35Me
04:37Total muck
04:39You know I've lived my life
04:41Dealing with all your dramas putting up with the chaos and I'm still doing it now because I wanted what was best for Barney
04:49This is what's best for Barney
04:51Okay, it's best for all of us
04:53What living with a murderer?
04:55How many more times?
04:57It wasn't me
05:03I can't listen to any more or any of this
05:09I need to see Barney
05:11No, Teddy, please
05:15He doesn't need to know
05:17So everyone knows about you and Joel
05:25Look these people
05:27Stupid Dina
05:29She's just a bully
05:31No one has the right to troll you like this
05:33It's a crime
05:35You could go to the police
05:37The police
05:39And what do you think they're gonna do?
05:41They'll help you
05:43They don't care
05:45They don't give a damn about people like me
05:47Do you understand?
05:48They don't
05:49They treat us like trash
05:51And the worst part is they think it as well
05:53Yes, they do and now everyone I know thinks that about me
05:55No, that's not true
05:57I'm just gonna have to drop out of school
05:59I can't go back there not after this
06:01I can't
06:03I can't do this anymore
06:05Just get out of my way
06:06Shout and scream as much as you want
06:07But please don't destroy Barney's life
06:10You think he deserves to know his real daddy?
06:12It's you, Ted
06:13You, the man who brought him up
06:14Come on, Mum
06:15Zach ain't lying about Barney
06:17And I don't think he's lying about Shireen either
06:20I told you what happened
06:21You are a liar
06:27Okay
06:30Look
06:33Zach isn't lying
06:35I told him I killed Shireen
06:38And I
06:39Said I would do it again
06:40To protect my family
06:42Because
06:43Because that
06:44Is what I thought
06:45He needed to hear
06:46To stay quiet
06:47Okay
06:48He knew about Barney
06:49And I was so terrified of that secret coming out
06:52That I
06:53I convinced him I was some sort of hit woman
06:57But I'm not that sweetheart
07:00I am a tiger mum
07:02Who will fight for my boys
07:04I am not capable of murder
07:06Look, ask your dad
07:07He'll tell you
07:08And he wouldn't lie to you, would he?
07:10She didn't kill her
07:19Teddy
07:20You know
07:21That everything I do
07:23Is for the love of my boys
07:25Look, Bonnie
07:26Bonnie
07:27Is a good kid
07:28And he loves you so much
07:30Just
07:31Just be
07:32The bigger man
07:34And put him first
07:37The bigger man?
07:40You are lucky
07:42I don't trick you into the street
07:44And throw you in the gutter
07:46Because that is where you belong
07:48Because that is where you belong
07:57Harry, please
08:01You know Zach
08:02Wants to take Barney away from here
08:04Reckons he could bring him up better than you could
08:07What?
08:08Thinks you're a danger to him
08:09I think he's right
08:17Excuse me, Nicola
08:30So you're off to the cinema then, yeah?
08:33Yeah
08:34Yeah, posh one
08:35She's got sofas
08:36Oh, lovely
08:37Splashing out, saving on the extortionate price of popcorn
08:39I'll get it
08:40Do you ever just say the price and take the money?
08:42Service with the smile is a minute-mark way, Phil
08:43Exactly, honey
08:44So come on, what are you going to see?
08:45Well, they're running an old classic
08:47Okay
08:48Rocky
08:49Oh, Rocky!
08:50Oh!
08:51And they've done all them training montages
08:52Yeah, yeah, he's running up the street
08:53That's right
08:54And they're playing, er
08:55Oh, what's this up?
08:56I ain't a tiger over the top
08:57And the big Russian bloke
08:58The steroid
08:59That damn Rocky 3
09:00No, no, no, it wasn't Rocky 3
09:01Yes, it was
09:02Rocky 4
09:03It's definitely not Rocky 4
09:04Yes, it is Rocky 4
09:05It could be Rocky 5
09:06What are you going on about?
09:07What are you talking about Rocky?
09:08You know, the guy
09:09You've seen them?
09:10Yeah, everybody's seen Rocky
09:11Yeah, whatever
09:12Okay, honey, those over 50 have seen them then, alright?
09:13Why don't you go and see a brand new film?
09:14Because I want to go and see Rocky!
09:27Barney, babe
09:28It's your mum
09:29Where are you, darling?
09:31Everything's fine
09:32There's nothing to worry about
09:33It's just...
09:34Why?
09:35Are you drinking?
09:36No, Mum, honestly, it's hers but we never touched it
09:39If you are leading my son astray, I will come down on you like a ton of bricks
09:42Well, go on then, you miserable cow
09:44She didn't mean that
09:45Yeah, I did
09:46She's just upset because people are trolling her online
09:48Can you shut up?
09:49She did was sleep with Joel
09:50Arnie!
09:51Right
09:53Let me get this straight
09:56Some pathetic girls are trying to shame you online, right?
09:59Take my advice of Arnie
10:03You don't stand for it, right?
10:06So you slept with some guy, so what?
10:08I mean, they're calling him a tramp
10:10They're trolling him online
10:12No
10:13Of course they ain't
10:14Because for some reason women still get judged by a different standard to men
10:20Well, don't have it
10:21You tell those misogynists where to go and start owning who you are
10:26I do regret it, though
10:29Yeah, well, that's alright
10:31I mean, there's a lot in my past I don't feel great about
10:37But no one has the right to judge you for your decisions, right?
10:44And they'll try, believe me, they will try
10:46But they're just jealous, insecure scumbags who want to see you crumble
10:51So don't you let them
10:53You have to be strong
10:55Know your worth
10:56And know how great you are of Arnie
10:59Yeah?
11:02Oh, come here
11:07Thank you
11:09Well, you don't have to thank me, Barney
11:12And your mum
11:14Is what I'm here for
11:21You alright?
11:23No
11:26I feel like someone's ripped something away from me
11:30Like, pulled it out of me
11:33It's still there
11:35It still feels like my little boy
11:38And it shouldn't be any different
11:40But somehow, somehow
11:43Listen, it don't make no difference to me, alright?
11:46It's you, me and Barn
11:48We are still the boys
11:49Where does he fit in then, eh?
11:52The biological dad
11:53Listen, you ain't got to worry about that right now
11:55No, I do
11:56I do have to worry about it
11:59Because over time, things have changed
12:01They will, they have to
12:03And my little boy
12:04And my little boy
12:07He won't be my little boy anymore
12:10No, your mum
12:12She has proper boys
12:14She said she loved her kids
12:17But it's...
12:19This...
12:21When...
12:23When Barney finds out
12:26It's gonna kill him
12:28Gonna kill...
12:30Okay, what are you gonna do?
12:31I don't know
12:33I just gotta find him
12:34I don't
12:35I just gotta find him
12:40Come here
12:42It don't have to be forever
12:44You just keep your head down
12:46See how this plays out
12:47And make sure you ring Sharon
12:48I will
12:50I think Sharon could be a target when she gets back
12:52Truthfully, I don't like me
12:54Trust me, Sharon's gone toe-to-toe with Scary and Mitchell winning in her
12:56I don't know
13:00It's Harry
13:03He wants to meet me at the Archers
13:05What, has he told Barney?
13:06I don't know
13:07You have to be careful
13:09Right, I'll come with you
13:10No mate, I'm sweet, honestly
13:12You sure?
13:13Yeah, sure
13:14Thank you
13:19I think this is it
13:22I'm gonna get Barney out of here
13:26See you in a minute
13:32Your mum's pretty cool, by the way
13:34What was she in prison for again?
13:35Dodgy cosmetic surgery
13:37Oh, right
13:39Cool
13:43Alright?
13:45Yeah
13:46I've just been looking for you
13:48What's up?
13:51Have you seen your mum?
13:53Yeah, why?
13:55She was, uh
13:57Arrested earlier
13:58What?
13:59Yeah, it was a misunderstanding
14:01Should I come home?
14:02No, no, it's good
14:04It's good, everything's
14:06Are you alright, Dad?
14:08Yeah, yeah, of course
14:10Look, you two hang here and
14:13I'll catch you later, yeah?
14:15Yeah, alright
14:16I'm fine
14:22I'm fine, honestly
14:24Me or not, Phil, we can see that
14:26Well, his mum's got up and down, it's just part of looking after him
14:29It's hard on anyone
14:31I'm fine
14:33Listen, um
14:35How about if me and Honey take them to the pictures, eh?
14:39He'd give you a little break, wouldn't he?
14:41No, no, you don't know what it can be like
14:44A couple of hours sitting in the darkroom
14:46How long could that be, eh?
14:50Shall I ask him?
14:52Yeah, yeah, why, eh?
14:59Hey, nice
15:03Listen
15:04Me and Honey
15:05was wondering
15:07whether
15:08we could come to the pictures with you
15:11I mean, you know, that's obviously
15:13if you still want to go
15:161977
15:17The old cinema on a mile in road
15:22Yeah? Yeah
15:24Well, I bought a ticket
15:26Went inside, sat down
15:29And then when no one was looking
15:32We went and
15:34Opened the fire escape doors for Phil and Grant
15:37Mm
15:39Loved it, we did
15:42Young lads watching this film about boxing
15:45Afterwards
15:47We went straight home
15:49Put the gloves on
15:51Blashed the living daylights out of each other
15:54What, you boxed Phil and Grant?
15:57Well, no, no, they, they boxed each other
16:00And I, um, I just fell over
16:06Well...
16:08I'm sorry, I shouted at Honey
16:11Oh, no, it's simple
16:12Don't worry
16:13I think that's
16:14Why I
16:15I wanted to, um
16:17To see a classic film tonight
16:23It stirs up feelings
16:27Memories
16:29Yeah
16:31I'll get that
16:35So what do you think then, Nigel?
16:37You wanna go?
16:39Try and stop me
16:41I want you out
16:50Tonight
16:52And I mean it
16:54I am done with you
16:56You live your life away from me
16:59While I stay here with the boys
17:00Boys
17:02Boys?
17:04They're all?
17:08Write about one thing
17:11He is my son
17:14And I won't let anything
17:16Destroy all those years of love
17:21My message Larry
17:23Told him to keep Stun
17:24Cause Barney
17:27He can never find out
17:33Excuse me
17:36And
17:39Thank you
17:42For not telling Harry the truth
17:44About Shireen
17:46Yeah, well
17:47I was wrapped up in that light, weren't I?
17:49And the truth
17:50The truth
17:51Would ruin him even more
17:57What about Zach?
17:58Well I work something out
18:00Just leave
18:07This isn't good for any of us
18:11You know I saw Barney earlier
18:12He clearly loves me
18:15He clearly loves me
18:19He loves this
18:22Our family
18:25That's what makes him happy
18:27No
18:29Do you know when his happiest time was?
18:32When you was in prison
18:36And if you stick around much longer
18:39I'll make sure you end up back there
18:42I'll make sure you end up back there
19:03Is there nothing I can say?
19:04Is there nothing I can say?
19:05I can't ignore what you told me
19:25God be honest
19:27I wasn't expecting you to take
19:29I can't ignore what you told me
19:31Can I?
19:32all you told me can i listen if
19:40if we're gonna go i'll have to take him tonight
19:52you told barney yet no
19:55he's never fighting out
20:17do you think your mom and dad are like forever now i don't know sometimes i think they hate each other
20:23i mean they seem to work though like being young i mean your mom's all tough and ballsy and then
20:30your dad's like mr nice guy i'm not saying that he's a wuss or anything like that i mean he's kind
20:36of like you like kind of all right oh is that what i am is it kind of all right don't let that go to
20:43your head
20:49i want to let you know the exact thing
20:55is taken care of
21:04i want to let
21:17i want to let
21:30i want to let you know the exact thing is taken care of
21:39harry what's happening mate you need to call me back let me know what you've done
21:43harry
21:48harry
21:52what's he done
22:02billy can i have an hot dog at cinema
22:04you can you can have whatever you want
22:05it's nearly ten pounds for a part of humerus
22:11i need you all that wants is what's best for barney and i want that too
22:15listen bill i need you to drive
22:17it's all right we've got plans
22:18i think harry's gonna hurt zach and he's taken my car but i can track him with his act
22:22jenny wait i'll explain on the way is everything all right yeah it's fine
22:25not just go and get in the car mate come on billy we're gonna be late sorry
22:28i'm just wait but trust me bill i wouldn't ask if it weren't important one brother to another
22:37all right come on look i'll direct you you ain't got far you know when you get stressed
22:42you remind me of a mini grant
22:52you uh gonna check it i mean the part of me wants to
22:56and the other part show what i'm made of innit
23:03blocker blocker blocker and off nice hey what is it just thank you so did i help yeah you did oh i'm glad
23:26i'm glad
23:33i'm glad
23:35i'm glad
23:37Proof about the truth to right, because we're going to be inside, go push back up.
24:07What you done with Jack?
24:35Are you alright?
24:37I need you to close the bar, now, get everyone out, alright you two, turn the music off, off now.
24:51Sorry everyone, you need to drink up, we're closing, I'm sorry we're closing, drink up.
25:02Open the boat.
25:05I'm doing your business Bill.
25:07You made it my business.
25:12What were you going to do?
25:14I don't know, freak him out a bit and then scare him off.
25:17Billy this is not okay, we need to phone the police.
25:19No, no, no, no, we can fix this.
25:21Don't worry.
25:22Are you out of your mind?
25:23What have you done?
25:25He's the only one that knew.
25:26Oh my God, oh my God.
25:27Can you all just keep quiet?
25:32It's alright.
25:33It's alright.
25:34He's breathing.
25:35Well come on, let's get him out.
25:39I'm calling in there.
25:40Maybe I should jump in the car, I've got to look for him.
25:46Well where would you even start?
25:47Oh Vicky, why'd you let him leave?
25:48I couldn't stop him, could I?
25:49I'll call Sharon.
25:50No, no, not yet.
25:51Not until we know what's going on.
25:52How the hell was this going to help the situation?
25:53How the hell was this going to help the situation?
25:54I don't know.
25:55I'm calling in there.
25:56I'm calling in there.
25:57Come on, Zach.
25:58Maybe I should jump in the car.
25:59I've got to look for him.
26:00Well where would you even start?
26:01Oh Vicky, why'd you let him leave?
26:02I couldn't stop him, could I?
26:04I'll call Sharon.
26:05No, no, not yet.
26:07Not until we know what's going on.
26:10How the hell was this going to help the situation?
26:20I've just got to drag him in the woods and, you know, shake him up a bit.
26:24That's it.
26:25I'm calling the police.
26:26No.
26:27No police.
26:28None.
26:29No, none.
26:30You know we don't do things that way.
26:34You could have killed him.
26:36He knows too much.
26:37He could blow our whole family apart.
26:39The last thing you need is a dead body on your hands.
26:42I didn't want to kill him.
26:43You smashed him round the head.
26:44He's kidnapped.
26:45Attempted murder.
26:46Look, it's okay honey, it's okay.
26:48I'm going to sort this out.
26:55I'm just going to talk to him.
26:57Look, I promise.
26:59I'll drive him back and let him recover for a bit.
27:02Sit him down.
27:04Tell him how much Barney means to me.
27:07That's all, Bill.
27:08I swear.
27:09Okay.
27:10You.
27:11Get in that car.
27:12What are we doing?
27:13We're going.
27:14We're going.
27:15We're going.
27:16We're going.
27:17We're going.
27:18We're going.
27:19We're going.
27:20What are we doing?
27:40We'll be going.
27:42Just go out a little chair.
27:44Stop the car.
27:46I said stop the car!
27:47Stop!
27:48Break up the car!
27:49Don't tell me so see me!
27:52Don't tell me so see me!
27:53Brace yourself!