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00:00Dougal was thinking about standing for Parliament.
00:26The people will vote for me, he mused. My campaign is irresistible.
00:36Vote for Dougal! What a pretty face.
00:41Mr Rusty wanted to know what was going on.
00:44I'm entering Parliament, said Dougal.
00:48Parliament? Yes.
00:53Roadhog, shouted Brian.
00:56I wonder how this thing stops, thought Dougal.
01:03I wonder if he knows how to stop, thought Brian.
01:08Stop, he shouted. I can't, shrieked Dougal.
01:13Florence called to Zebedee, who arrived.
01:17Like my hair, she said. I've had it done.
01:23It's different. It's lovely, said Zebedee. Lovely.
01:28I'd better go and show Dougal, said Florence.
01:32So she went.
01:36Where's Dougal, she asked Brian.
01:38And why are you up a tree?
01:40Ah, now the two questions are related, said Brian.
01:44Oh, come down, said Florence. You might fall.
01:48Me? said Brian.
01:50The Tarzan of the snaily world.
01:53Do you like my hair?
01:56Lovely.
01:56Excuse me.
02:00What are you doing, Dougal, said Florence.
02:04You'll see, said Dougal.
02:07He's Dottie, said Brian.
02:10But then, that's a well-known fact.
02:12Zebedee arrived.
02:18What's happening, he asked.
02:20And they told him that Dougal was rushing around, as usual.
02:24I think he's standing for Parliament, said Brian.
02:28Parliament, said Zebedee.
02:31What as?
02:33As a dog, said Dougal.
02:36Then he looked.
02:38What?
02:38He said, what?
02:40What?
02:40Someone had sabotaged his campaign.
02:45There were pictures of ermyntrude everywhere.
02:48Vote for ermyntrude.
02:51What? said Dougal.
02:53What?
02:54What is going on?
02:57If I may make so bold.
03:00Who is that cow representing?
03:04The railway workers, said the train.
03:07She's promised us shorter hours, longer tea breaks, and a trip to Crewe, every weekend.
03:14So there.
03:16Rubbish, shouted Dougal.
03:19What's that, dear heart?
03:21Said ermyntrude.
03:23Don't you like my campaign?
03:25And which party do you represent, said Dougal?
03:30The amalgamated milkers.
03:34Well, may the best man win, said Dougal.
03:38And the fight was on.
03:43Brian decided to get out of the way.
03:46But didn't quite make it.
03:49I take it you are voting for me, said Dougal.
03:53I feel I should warn you that if you don't, I shall leap on you and pound you into the ground.
04:00Is that quite ethical?
04:01Said Brian.
04:04Florence told Dougal that she would vote for him.
04:07And gave him a lump of sugar.
04:08Ah, ah, bliss, said Dougal.
04:13Er, would you like to hear my speech?
04:16I'm in favour of the four-day week, the three-hour day, the 47-minute hour, and the 32nd minute.
04:23This gives me time to do a lot of lying about in the sun and eating.
04:31The lad will go far.
04:33The lad will go far.