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  • 22/05/2025
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00:00Lawrence was waiting for Zebedee, who arrived.
00:28I'm a bit late, he said, because I was trying to get a ticket for the exhibition.
00:34What exhibition? said Florence.
00:37The one in the garden, said Zebedee.
00:40The one everyone's been talking about.
00:44It's very difficult to get a ticket, so I wouldn't bother to go if I were you.
00:48You won't be able to get in, and then you'll be disappointed, won't you?
00:53Oh, you are infuriating, said Florence.
00:56Of course I shall get in.
01:01Dougal and the others were waiting.
01:04Hello, said Florence, brightly.
01:07Got your ticket, said Dougal.
01:09Very difficult to get in without a ticket, you know.
01:13Got a ticket?
01:15Oh, Dougal, said Florence.
01:19Dylan told her she didn't have to have a ticket.
01:21Do I have to have a ticket? said Ermintrude.
01:26No, ma'am, said Dylan.
01:27Anyone with a tail gets in free.
01:31So you qualify, he said, laughing.
01:34When you're all quite finished, said Dougal.
01:40Lead on, mighty leader, said Brian.
01:43And they all went to the exhibition, which Florence had been asked to open.
01:47I declare this exhibition open, she said.
01:57Very prettily done, said Dougal.
02:01It was an exhibition of pictures.
02:04How lovely, said Florence.
02:08Not quite the word I would have chosen, said Dougal.
02:13Any gonioni's latest, I presume.
02:20Brian found a picture he liked.
02:21What delicate brushwork, he said.
02:25That'll look very good in my kitchen.
02:29This one seems familiar, said Ermintrude.
02:33Is it you, Florence dear?
02:37They looked at Brian's portrait.
02:40A very good likeness, said Ermintrude.
02:43Yes, but has it caught the essential me, said Brian.
02:48Nothing's essential about you, said Dougal.
02:52Now, don't be unkind, said Ermintrude.
02:56They looked around some more.
02:59Dylan and Brian admired the carrot picture as connoisseurs.
03:04Four carrots in a fog, said Dougal.
03:09Look over here, said Ermintrude.
03:14My effort, ma'am, said Dylan, modestly.
03:18I miss you, said Ermintrude.
03:20You wouldn't stand still, said Dylan.
03:23Well, I like it, I like it, said Brian.
03:26You like anything, said Dougal.
03:30Well, I think they're all lovely, said Ermintrude.
03:34Don't you?
03:34Yes, they said, even though Dougal had some doubts about Brian's portrait, and said so.
03:42And they all had doubts about another portrait.
03:48For some reason, it seemed a little familiar, although they couldn't place the face.
03:54What I want to know, said Dougal, said Dougal, is what she's laughing at.
04:04She's smiling, said Florence.
04:09Well, I think she's got a very funny look on her face, said Dougal.
04:13And I wouldn't want to meet her in the garden after dark.
04:16I can tell you that.
04:19Come to think of it, I wouldn't want to meet anything in the garden after dark.
04:23He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
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