Strife - Season 2 Episode 2 -
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00:00You
00:13Traffic was up on the weekend. Let's keep the momentum going. We are
00:17Woman woman woman we go live next week. It'll be a cheap imitation cheap. No, no, they've spent millions
00:25I'm Evelyn
00:26Alex's mom. Yeah, I know
00:29Sexy little minx, isn't she? Yes over expanded. I'm trying to find an investor
00:34Your personal expenses are too high. I've decided to let the apartment go. Oh Christ
00:39I have a troll who attacks me on my own sight my competitions launching
00:44I'm in financial shit and I clearly need help regulating my emotions competition is great if it motivates
00:50Let it fire you up
00:56You
01:08My love has no beginning my love has no end no front or back and my love
01:17Lost
01:21Loving you
01:26And
01:31They don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know
01:44Mom
01:45Warm my soccer boots again left them outside and now they're all wet and muddy. Okay?
01:49Well, he used my deodorant and he left hair on it lunches in the fridge
01:53Was my deodorant royal pop star from New Zealand mom, the butt is hard. Can you come help, please?
02:02What are you doing
02:05Jenny hasn't had time to do my washing she does your washing
02:10When will you be able to pick up my retainers my teeth are gonna go wonky again, oh, can you just look
02:15Okay, pick him up myself Oh who puts an empty bottle of milk in the fridge wasn't me wasn't me
02:22It's me then was it under the table I wonder who put it there
02:26Ew, that's disgusting. Mom. I drank out of that. Be right
02:31Okay, will you pick me up from cadets tonight? Everyone just pipe down. Tell me a New Zealand pop star
02:38Can you sleep over tomorrow and it's Lord
02:42Well, can she
02:45Can who what when they sleep over tomorrow night wait, how in your bed on the trundle
02:54So what it's not a big deal mom. Oh
03:00Says the hormonal teenage boy. Thank you. See you at school. I
03:05I
03:13Think it's time that we name our meeting rooms after inspiring women
03:17I think it'll be a really good talking point for when the clients come in. Thanks for Chloe Kardashian
03:23Kim no
03:25Chloe seven, you know Malala for the boardroom Malala Frida Kahlo
03:29Why the accident what a handrail literally went through her vagina Paul, well, that's even more
03:35inspirational
03:37jingle
03:38Daenerys Targaryen
03:40Real women seen of the warrior princess. She's not real to you
03:47Don't come at me chill out
03:50Gaga no, I don't think there should be celebrities that feels different to someone who was literally shot in the face while campaigning for girls
03:55education
03:56She's right. Jake's always right
03:59Green Gable Frank Hathaway what has to be Frank, please be Frank missed opportunity that Hathaway never played Frank, right?
04:05Like Princess Diaries of Anne Frank, that's a disgusting idea. It's insensitive
04:10We need some more local. Yes, penny an inspiring Australian woman
04:15Oh
04:25Jemaine Greer
04:27Didn't she tell us to drink our own menstrual blood. Oh, she made that figuratively
04:32Still don't get it. I liked it when she told us that ogling young boys was feminist. How did freak up? What was your painting?
04:39Just
04:43So I'm clear you you're feeling
04:47Undervalued and overworked
04:52But you've only been here a month
04:55Paul had to pitch ask Adam 20 times before I approved it. I'm always ignored
05:03Do you really think it's okay to come in at 11 a.m
05:06Because I just I need you to up the pace a bit you're not in a magazine anymore
05:10Things are really hectic for me right now Evelyn. Are they?
05:14Yeah
05:17Jeet would give her right arm to be at the top of the leaderboard. I
05:23Think I need to take a few days off for my mental health and my chronic fatigue
05:36I love that. What are you guys looking at?
05:41No, no, no, no, you're still very raw I can see it in your face. Oh, no. No, I just I had one of those plasma facials
05:48I'm fine
05:50Competition can be clarifying
05:54The Liberal Party only has eight female politicians, it's not good enough a bit worthy
06:00But true
06:01I'm a lesbian and no, I don't want your questions. We should be doing more with lesbians
06:06What to wear hair to your wedding as a feminist, but it's cute. What thing what what?
06:12Wait, I
06:15Wonder if they'll have their own sweet Jane. I think she's a Eve life exclusive guy
06:21Joy
06:24Let's set up a screen for the woman home page be good for the writers to know what they're doing every minute of every day
06:31Out here then in my office
06:33No in yours. How do you go viral if no one knows how to say your name?
06:38That's what we have that they just don't a sense of humor has being serious
06:44If
06:47How much longer will I be expected to do my job as well as Christine's job as well as provide the moral support that Boris
06:54once did
06:55Boris the dog. Yeah, and I'm super busy with my ask Adam Colin
06:59Which I agreed to as long as it didn't impact your real work. It is real work
07:03Also, can you please tell them I definitely do have a girlfriend. Oh
07:08Alex has a girlfriend not you too. Yeah, and with that comes certain needs
07:11Yeah, it's like she wants me home by 6 6
07:15That's a red flag pole soon. She won't want you to work at all. She has actually mentioned that
07:19Yeah, she said she wants me nice and tender like veal. Yeah
07:24The point is we need to replace Christine. Yeah, I have another meeting this afternoon with a potential investor
07:30If we can get this one across the line, we'll hire someone. Okay?
07:35Actually, maybe you should come to this one with me. I
07:38Do value your opinion. Yeah, and you're not taking ability. My girlfriend likes it about me, too
07:44She's a burger, right? Her name's Margaret O'Connell. I met her at the women in business
07:49Oh, not the the multitasker who puts coffee on her version. Yes
07:54Apparently she's into women as in female company. She sits on ten boards. She's mad about the environment and she believes in climate change
08:03We all believe in climate change. Oh, yeah. Yeah massive environmentalists
08:08It's just paper towel in the kitchen want to stop I do
08:26Wish I had the confidence to greet visitors like that. Yeah, she looks like a beautiful middle-aged mermaid
08:32Brave too. I hear there are hundreds of bull sharks in the harbor
08:38Oh
08:42Margaret it's lovely to see you again. Oh, and you oh dear. You're a tough woman to get a hold of and this must be Paul
08:49Yes, Ashanti. It's a pleasure
08:51I'm the head of um sales that at Eve life and we are just such big fans of you and all the work you do
08:57with the marine
08:59Conservation I hear you love climate change. I'm not not love it. I appreciate you. Yes you as well
09:04Huh
09:06Thanks for coming to me so sorry about this. I lost track of time. You would not believe the shit out there
09:12Oh, wow, you need to get in and take a look for yourself. Yeah
09:16Grab a wetsuit from the boathouse. Oh
09:19Not me
09:21I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection
09:26But Paul will jump in
09:29I get ear infections. I would need plugs and I hear I hear there's bull sharks
09:35The only predator out there at the moment's plastic. Oh and Gary who's you know got very big teeth, but he's harmless
09:43Just don't frighten him
09:47You're getting you
09:52So Eve life
09:55Tell me everything I'd love to get a sense of who you are as a company
10:00I've seen you on TV, of course and read some articles
10:03We reach about a quarter of a million women each month
10:08Our core demographic is women 28 to 50. I
10:12I mean, who are you? What do you care about? I
10:19Care about making the world a better place for women
10:23Which includes cleaner oceans
10:27But you know since the dawn of time or at least since Genesis women's lives enough of the waffly sell Evelyn come on
10:35Genesis
10:36I've been on to the site seeing some of you post one on the Gulf oil spill jumped out
10:41But how are you different from other news sites? We want women to feel seen
10:47heard and understood
10:49We're not the place to learn the news, but we are the place for women to know how to feel about it
10:55That's something I understand. Why don't you come into the office and meet cheat? She's the one that did the thing on the oil
11:04He stopped moving
11:10What did you say
11:12A chip packet?
11:14Where?
11:16Salt and vinegar?
11:18No, where Paul? Not what flavour?
11:20Ah
11:22By the rocks
11:24Go and get it
11:31I saw Gary
11:33Looks expensive
11:35God
11:37Would you read that?
11:39Fuck no. Looks like a dog's breakfast
11:42It's all gloss no substance
11:45Keep going. This is helping
11:47Your first competitor. You should feel proud. You're a pioneer
11:51Officially way to make me feel old kids already think I'm out of touch
11:54Hey, did I tell you that Alex wants Vivian to stay over and?
11:59No
12:01Too young to be a grandmother still have regular cycles the perfect chance to show that you're not out of touch say yes
12:08I've got to go. Finally. I have found a show that Daniel and I can watch together
12:14Let me guess Game of Thrones
12:16Yep
12:18All right. Bye. Bye
12:38You
13:08I
13:18Spray in your hair
13:20Let it soak in style it before you go to bed. Bob's your auntie. I'm never washing my hair and water again
13:26Well dry shampoo is a revelation that changed your life. Let's not upset the wet shampoo clients
13:32Shall we just stop pull back on it a tad?
13:35Jeet whip up a story on sharknets
13:39Not feeling well
13:41No, I have a middle ear infection. I told you I need earplugs. Sorry
13:45I thought only kids got ear infections from knowing my doctor said that I have the ear canals of a seven-year-old
13:51So that's sweet. Are we pro or against?
13:55Against I mean who's a massive net hit?
13:58Swimmers, well, they have ocean pools
14:00But I pitched something on biodiversity months ago and you rejected it because he said it was boring and not relevant to the average woman
14:07Made me write about Lindsay Lohan's fake tan debt. I had to do the math on how many fake 40 grand
14:11It was a great story Jeet
14:14women care now I
14:16Mean more importantly Margaret cares and if Margaret cares we care find a feature image of a baby seahorse stuck in the net
14:24women love horses
14:25Shouldn't be too much of a stretch to make them care
14:37Any sense of woman's traffic yet
14:40I'll be monitoring engagement across socials likes comments and shares are all high
14:45Which is a good indicator a strong website traffic fuck from the look of their avatars. They're young
14:50Millennials don't give anything a go except hard work and cows milk
14:55Well, what about us?
14:57Would you read that?
14:59Why everyone I know needs a personality upgrade. No, absolutely not. I don't believe in personality
15:07Do you think that Eve life is just for angry old women angry old white women?
15:14Sorry Evelyn
15:17The
15:23Images on our site say a lot about who we are
15:25They're stock images from my pics and I pics think all women look like Kate with a C except hotter with a beaming smile
15:31That says I just enjoyed a call on plans. We need a new image library
15:37One of our own with real women Eve life readers
15:42Paul
15:43Organize a photo shoot and find a client to pay for it. I pull what your people care about
15:49My people young cool people. Oh, of course
15:54Well currently debating if liking another girl's photo on Instagram constitutes as cheating
15:59Dom did it now everyone thinks I should break up with him right that
16:03Put your face to it close-up shocked expression
16:07sad and betrayed
16:10It's good, this is good, it's good
16:20Any update from Margaret
16:22She shared Jeet's piece on shark nets, which is a good sign. You're gonna start interviewing. No, not till I get a signed contract
16:31Not until I have a signed contract Denny's yell
16:35Anyway, you
16:36You've changed
16:38Fortune favors the brave but being brave has cost me a fortune. Well, I've got a stack of applications. Should we start?
16:43No, none of that. I'll know when I see it just like with you
16:48Christine hired me
16:59It's good darling, it's just a little bit repetitive in the first three or four paragraphs Oh
17:05Evelyn I've been reading Eve life
17:08Really? Yeah, what do you think? I really like opal. I feel like we're best friends. You're not the only one
17:15Yeah, I really liked her breakdown of
17:18Was it sex on her period and her thing on fetishes? Yeah, what?
17:22That's it. That's inappropriate
17:24Turn around. I mean I could tell you about my friends fetish. Oh, no. Thanks
17:30Look it's not my thing but cake-sitting
17:34Featherplay no, no, no, I'm thrilled that I don't understand either of those things. Let's go. So what are you writing now?
17:42Nothing. Come on. What's the latest seething feminist discourse five ways to work leftovers into a new meal?
17:49Okay, come on let's go
17:54She's so cool is she
18:04I
18:17Think Vivian stay over he emotionally manipulated me
18:21John I can hear them doing things
18:25You can feel it
18:28Listen
18:31The only thing I can hear is you hyperventilating that's her
18:35Oh
18:36It might be the dog too. So what do you want me to do from here? You want me to drive over?
18:45Bowl
18:47homemade minestrone
18:48Never cooks for me
18:50Look, just go in there and tell them to go to bed. You're in charge. Remember you've given him the talk, haven't you?
18:57That's what Google's for Google doesn't get embarrassed
19:01Getting a dose of your own medicine there
19:07Sorry
19:09What what's happened now Finn's call is missing she was talking about fetishes this afternoon cake sitting
19:17What is that?
19:31Oh
19:38How did you sleep
19:41Yeah, I crashed out eventually
19:44I'll relax. I'm on the pill
19:47For my skin Evelyn, I'm joking. No, I would never go on the pill for contraception
19:53I mean, why is it always the woman's responsibility?
19:56Finn
19:58Then
20:01What were you doing with that he doesn't need that pressure around his neck when he's at home
20:06Imagine sleeping with something applying constant pressure to your body. What you're describing is essentially a way to blanket
20:12people pay a lot of money for that I
20:19Just think boundaries make dogs feel protected and safe
20:28You
20:32Don't have to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable guys, you've got the whole life ahead of you just a little boy
20:41Did you do anything with that car? Oh my god
20:46Fuck she makes a coffee
20:55You make me crazy when you
20:59I
21:14Human
21:15Have started their own parenting column. I'm livid. I wouldn't worry about them
21:20They would know a vaginal prolapse if it slapped them in the face
21:23I
21:25Think I get your point, but if that actually happened, I'm pretty sure they'd figure it out. Yeah
21:30What what are you writing about?
21:32Well, I left storm in the bath the other day with the tap running saw something on mother guilt. Yeah, I know it well
21:41Just make sure you you include some notes from your man, it's important to get the male perspective is that
21:47From
21:49A man
21:52Hey, are we gonna have our morning meeting? Yeah, I'm just doing for me
21:57What are you writing about G? Well, the times have done something really incredible on rising sea levels. I want something original
22:04What is it that's making you angry the moment cheap? I'm angry about rising sea levels
22:09And how do we make that meaningful to women? Well, there'll be climate refugees and half of them will be women
22:16Okay, go for it. Okay. Thanks Evelyn
22:24Okay, there's behavior everyone this could be a really important partnership
22:30I'll pen lose the coffee cup. We've got Margaret coming in. My nippies are frozen. Can we at least have the heating on?
22:35Oh not paper towels. We have to stop Paul put that in the mug
22:39I just don't want to see any plastic around
22:42Should we turn the lights off? I think we've got bigger problems than plastic
22:45The hypocrisy of the eco millionaire. Don't yell at me about coffee cups while boarding your private plane and living in your mansions
22:52Who the fuck approved that you did?
22:56You told me to get angry
22:58I was thinking more plastic straws or literally anything else that wasn't gonna financially doom the company
23:04How long has it been up one hour fuck? It's doing extremely well. We need to talk about luxury consumption not today
23:10We don't just been down a rabbit hole of pseudo eco warriors who pick and choose their causes
23:18I'm sick of millionaires who preach about climate change and sustainability
23:22Just a board on super yachts and fly private jets and build mega mansions with a double sink in every bathroom
23:31Hi Margaret, hi, come come with me come into my office
23:36Well looks like you have a group of very young hungry writers
23:41too much idealism and
23:44Collagen, but that story was mostly about the Americans
23:49She does raise some valid points, but that kind of cynicism
23:52Not helpful to the cause is it cynicism? I
23:57Have some other concerns about your site got articles on wasteful seasonal fashion
24:03Articles on wasteful seasonal fashion cooking stories with meat and a paid partnership with a disposable nappy brand
24:11You ought to be encouraging your readers to use cloth nappies. Oh
24:16I'm
24:17Starting to think this may not be a good fit
24:21You you're right. We can do better. Sorry to interrupt, but I need you to sign for this delivery of a prototype pleasure machines
24:29It says urgent and weirdly do not use while driving
24:34Yeah
24:36Volcano want a promotion before launch. There's another overlook source of micro plastics. No, what are they silicon?
24:43They're lovely and soft seems a bit sad to have a clean green planet
24:47We can't have volcanic eruptions in our under area
24:51Betty
24:58That's a joke she's just joking well
25:02Soon, there won't be a planet to have orgasms on. No
25:07That wasn't a joke
25:10If you want my investment I'm going to have to ask you for a stronger stance on the environment
25:16moon cups instead of pads and
25:19Tampons natural cleaning products zero waste makeup and sustainable cooking ingredients. Mm. Well, we're a business
25:27We're not a not-for-profit
25:29Not by choice. Anyway, you know, I can't invest in hypocrisy
25:34Do you have kids Margaret
25:37Do you want my investment
25:40Yes, I wouldn't have asked for it if I didn't want it
25:43My business is at a point now where I can expand and and grow with proper resources
25:49Mm-hmm, and you you do know how capitalism works?
25:54Yes, thank you. But why should the mental load of climate change?
25:58Sit entirely upon women's shoulders. Oh, it shouldn't that's not what I'm saying
26:03But you expect women to buy cleaning products that are more expensive and barely work and at the same time be
26:09arms deep in shit soaked cloth nappies
26:13I'm not going to use Eve life to shame women for their choices. I'm just not going to that's not what we do here
26:20and sometimes women need
26:22Toxic chemicals because kids make a fucking mess and sometimes we need micro plastics to satisfy ourselves
26:29Because men are mostly useless at it. I
26:33Think you might be missing the point
26:36You
26:41Maybe we did waste each other's time
26:50And speaking of waste one less for landfill
27:05You
27:20Someone
27:22You
27:34Hello Evelyn, oh you look familiar. Sorry. I'm not blazing it. Yeah, I'm Erica
27:43I'm the librarian at Addy school. Oh
27:47I
27:49Always knew a new school initiative to get the books back. Is that he in trouble?
27:54She doggie at the pages. Sorry, we all do that in this family. Yeah, you shouldn't do that
27:58But no, it's not about the books
28:01Sorry, I thought this was John's night. Oh, it's a work thing. I
28:05Must have got the days mixed up or he did or which is honestly unlike either of us
28:10But um, he did look frazzled today. I don't think he's sleeping. Well at your mother's
28:15I'll give him a call and I'm sorry for disturbing you and say hi to the kids incest still not following. I
28:24Was coming over to see John yes, I heard that bit but he's not here. Can I help you?
28:31He hasn't told you I will give him a call
28:44I
29:14I
29:44I
30:14You