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00:00Would you do this?
00:01Is this about the children I tried to murder?
00:03If Azaball told you that, it's a lUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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00:10Okay, that was kinda messy, especially with the redstone, but I have brain
00:12and also, maybe seeing that K C doesn't approve of his actions will make him back off.
00:16Huh-
00:17Alright, what the-
00:17What happened?!
00:19Oh no!
00:19Huh?!
00:20What's going on?!
00:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:22Why are those papers here?
00:30Same side, Ian!
00:31What?
00:32What?
00:33Uh...
00:34Oh!
00:35Elephant, is it Aphmau?
00:36What brings you here?
00:37This is my house?
00:39What?
00:40Okay, well, besides that...
00:41Oh, did you come here because you think I'm the hottest boy on the server?
00:45What?
00:46No!
00:47What the...
00:48Oh!
00:49Shut up, Ian!
00:50We're here to get rid of those pests!
00:51Ian's right there in front of you.
00:52What?
00:53Hey!
00:54Oh!
00:55No, no, no, no, no!
00:56I mean the children!
00:57What are you?
00:58What's wrong with you?
00:59That's my farce, meaning Kimmy can live forever!
01:01Who told you that?
01:02Oh!
01:03Ah!
01:04Who told you that?
01:05Well, you told me, of course, so I...
01:07Oh, MG, I'm an idiot!
01:09Yeah, exactly!
01:10Well, you know, Kim acts like a witch, so I thought she ate children.
01:13Huh?
01:14What did you just say?
01:15No, you don't!
01:16Oh!
01:17If you want a witch, I'll show you a witch!
01:18I'm gonna turn your hands to a pumpkin!
01:19Company!
01:20Let's go over here and do a...
01:21Ah!
01:22Oh!
01:23I won!
01:24So, Aphmau, I'm the hottest boy on the server, right?
01:27Why?
01:28Why?
01:29Mommy, look what I made!
01:30Oh!
01:31Oh!
01:32Wow, that's so cool!
01:33Hey!
01:34I am touching it over here!
01:35Also, there those things are!
01:37She's a poopy!
01:38I am not puppy!
01:40But, um, Aphmau, we can call a truce if those monsters make me their dad!
01:46What?
01:47Oh!
01:48Oh!
01:49That's right!
01:50I'll teach you how to use TNT and then blow up the server!
01:53Ha ha ha!
01:54Gross!
01:55You know, don't do that.
01:56It's Ian.
01:57He's dumb and a poopy.
01:58So...
01:59Oh!
02:00Oh!
02:01Great job!
02:02Taking out the trash!
02:03But you girls need to stay back inside the secret base!
02:05And remember, don't let anyone see where you're staying!
02:07Okay?
02:08Okay!
02:09Alright!
02:10I think I need to pay Miss Kimberly a visit!
02:12Just to talk!
02:13Just to talk a little bit!
02:14But first I gotta clean this up!
02:15Alrighty, let's see what Kim is up to!
02:18I know I shouldn't!
02:20But I have to!
02:21What is she?
02:22Huh?
02:23Alright!
02:24Here goes nothing!
02:25She made a cake!
02:26There we go!
02:27What the?
02:28Perfect!
02:29Alright!
02:30He should be here soon!
02:31I gotta see what this is going on over here!
02:32Any minute now!
02:33Hm?
02:34Wait, what the?
02:35Is that?
02:36Tets?
02:37Oh!
02:38Who is that?
02:39Oh my...
02:40What the?
02:41Well, hello, Zane!
02:43Well, hello, Kim!
02:45Well, come on in!
02:47Oh!
02:48What exactly am I watching?
02:49I brought some of the finest water!
02:51Here!
02:52The sparkling kind!
02:53Oh!
02:54So fancy!
02:55Thank you!
02:56Zane, this is just a regular Minecraft water bottle!
02:58See!
02:59This is why you're difficult!
03:00You can't even use your brain to imagine!
03:01Excuse me?
03:02I can use my brain!
03:03Look!
03:04I even baked you a cake!
03:05Cam, the mood is ruined already!
03:07See, I was trying to be nice and make you THINK you're pretty to fall for my plan!
03:10But now I don't even want to try this anymore!
03:12Wow!
03:13You think I just do anything for any guy who calls me pretty?
03:16Uh, yeah, girl, you're kinda basic!
03:18Uh, I am not!
03:19Kimmy just knows what she wants!
03:21And my plan was to flirt with you so you think you have a chance to fool in you!
03:23Okay!
03:24Well, your plan sucks and mine is good, so there!
03:26This is weird!
03:27I'm gonna get my pranks going here!
03:30Alright, shut up!
03:31Let's just talk about why we're here!
03:33I need to blow up the children!
03:34The Aphmau children!
03:35Whoa!
03:36Okay, that's kinda neat!
03:37Oh, like you haven't pranked them earlier!
03:39Hey!
03:40I just stole from them and blew up the house around them!
03:43You know, they're-
03:44Arguing loud enough for the neighbors to hear!
03:45They're gonna respawn, Kim!
03:46It's Minecraft!
03:47Ugh, whatever!
03:48What do you need help with?
03:49Potions!
03:50Lots of them!
03:51To prank those kids and make Aphmau the maddest she's ever been!
03:54What the?
03:55Okay, and why do you wanna do this?
03:58Because she brainwashed KC!
04:00I know she turned her against me by saying I needed to blow up the two children!
04:03But isn't that what you did?
04:05Wait, that doesn't matter!
04:06Nobody has proof!
04:07Besides, they're simple pranks when we play all the time on each other!
04:11Oh, right?
04:12That's true!
04:13Time for the next part of the plan!
04:14I've listened enough to their bickering!
04:15So...
04:16Here's another disguise potion!
04:18Got KC again!
04:20Nice!
04:21Alrighty, let's see...
04:23KC and...
04:25Hmm...
04:26I have to act now...
04:27These players are harder to hit, Zane!
04:29They're about the size of a football!
04:30Exactly!
04:31They're perfect for kicking!
04:33Ha ha ha ha!
04:34Ah, got one!
04:35Ha ha ha!
04:36Who could that be?
04:39Who is that?
04:40Oh!
04:41Oh!
04:42KC!
04:43KC!
04:44What are you doing?
04:45Zane!
04:46What are you doing here?
04:47Huh?
04:48Does she sound weird to you?
04:49She sounds upset!
04:50Huh...
04:52What are you doing here, Zane?
04:54Well, I was...
04:55Is that a cake?
04:57Huh?
04:58Oh yeah, I made it!
04:59KIP!
05:00Oh!
05:01That's really nice, Kim!
05:02Aww...
05:03Thank you!
05:04Zane!
05:05I wanna get married!
05:06Huh?
05:07What?
05:08You...
05:09You're not jealous that I'm alone here with Kim?
05:10Uh...
05:11Your girl, your man even brought me a sparkling Minecraft water!
05:13Oh!
05:14KC, don't listen to her!
05:15You know that I only bring you Minecraft sparkly water!
05:18It's fine!
05:19I'm not threatened by your friendship!
05:20Uh...
05:21Really?
05:22Ha!
05:23Friendship?
05:24Oh, that's rich!
05:25You think we have that?
05:26Wait...
05:27Wait...
05:28Wait...
05:29You don't think I'm cute or anything?
05:31Uh...
05:32If anything, I think you're annoying!
05:33Why would I think you're cute?
05:34Uh...
05:35I was just saying that, uh...
05:36Wait!
05:37Are you rejecting me?
05:38Ooh!
05:39Marriage!
05:40Wait...
05:41You actually forgot...
05:42Uh...
05:43Did she just sound weird just now?
05:44Oh, yeah!
05:45That's definitely Casey!
05:46No, no, no!
05:47I didn't forget!
05:48I want that!
05:49Yes!
05:50Do you want...
05:51Kids, too?
05:52Yes!
05:53Absolutely!
05:54But I don't know how you are with kids, Zane!
05:56I'm the best with kids!
05:57I'd never let anything happen to ANY kid I'd find!
06:01Kim!
06:02Yeah, right!
06:03Maybe I should go ask Aphmau if you're good with them!
06:05What?
06:06No, no, no, no!
06:07Wait, wait, wait!
06:08Uh...
06:09Maybe you should just ask Kim here!
06:10She'll vouch for me!
06:11Kim?
06:12Is Zane a good baby daddy?
06:13Vouch for...
06:14Kim?
06:15Oh, no!
06:16You shouldn't go ask Aphmau!
06:17Kim!
06:18I will go ask her!
06:19And I'll also ask her about you, Kim!
06:21All right!
06:22Huh?
06:23Wait, huh?
06:24Like, where do you get the cake supplies from, Kim?
06:26What?
06:27Gotta go!
06:28Oh, no!
06:29What?
06:30She asked me to stop!
06:31Get her!
06:32Ooh!
06:33Ow!
06:34What was that?
06:35Why did you just explode?
06:36Are you coming down for something?
06:37Hold on a minute!
06:38You think...
06:39This...
06:40Are you guys gonna come or not?
06:41It's turned into a minefield!
06:42Ah!
06:43I guess you don't talk to Aphmau, so...
06:45No!
06:46He's definitely bugged!
06:47What are you talking about?
06:48There are no bugs in Minecraft!
06:49Come on!
06:50Let's just go!
06:51I'll go talk to Aphmau myself!
06:52See, listen!
06:53We can talk about that!
06:54Got him.
06:56This gives me another idea.
06:58All right.
06:59Over here.
07:00Gross!
07:01Gross!
07:02Oh!
07:03I'm sorry!
07:04It's me!
07:05See?
07:06Uh, hold on one second.
07:07And, uh, see?
07:08It is...
07:09It's Mommy!
07:10See?
07:11Gross.
07:12I'm going to turn into KC, who you just saw me as.
07:14And get some revenge on Zane.
07:15But I need you guys to play along.
07:17Okay?
07:18Yay!
07:19Zane's a mean pickle.
07:20All right.
07:21Let me take another potion, just in case.
07:23I just want to let you know what's going on, and...
07:25Aphmau!
07:26Aphmau!
07:27Aphmau!
07:28Ooh!
07:29Girls, follow me.
07:30Okay!
07:31Oh, I shouldn't be taking it off.
07:32Good thing I got KC again.
07:33Oh, come on!
07:34Where are you?
07:35Aphmau, come on!
07:36This way, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
07:37This way!
07:38I gotta close it up, I gotta close it up!
07:39Go, go, go!
07:40And...
07:41There we go.
07:42Zane!
07:43I...
07:44Aphmau said we could babysit for a bit!
07:46What in the...
07:47This is going to be fun!
07:49Oh my gosh, come on!
07:50Uh, okay...
07:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
07:52What's going on?
07:53Aphmau said if we babysit the girls, she'll be super impressed!
07:57Oh, wait.
07:58She's gonna trust Zane babysitting?
08:00After everything he did?
08:02Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh!
08:04She's gonna trust me watching Zane watch them!
08:07Oh, well then I wanna go too!
08:09No, absolutely not!
08:11Oh, the more the merrier!
08:13We're going to take the girls out to go get some materials, okay?
08:16Sounds like a plan!
08:17Come on, let's go!
08:18Oh, great idea!
08:19So, Ian, lead the way!
08:22Oh, uh, uh, uh, this way!
08:25Don't worry, I'm not gonna let anything happen to you girls, okay?
08:29Oh, boys, we're going to a different place!
08:32Come on!
08:33This way!
08:34Kasey, are you sure we should have the girls down here?
08:37Why?
08:38You're not in any danger with you guys here, right?
08:41What?
08:42No, absolutely not!
08:43I just love these little...demons!
08:46Hmm...
08:47Ah!
08:48Ah!
08:49Ah!
08:50What?
08:51What?
08:52Ah!
08:53Ah!
08:54What?
08:55Ah!
08:56Ah!
08:57Ah!
08:58Yeah!
08:59Take that, Jane!
09:00Ah!
09:01Ah!
09:02Oh, my leg!
09:03Oh, you guys!
09:04They like you so much!
09:05You must have done something good!
09:06Yay!
09:07Yeah!
09:08We've been nothing but nice to these angels!
09:11Ow!
09:12Hang on!
09:13Does Kasey sound weird?
09:15Oh!
09:16Oh!
09:17Oh!
09:18Oh, no!
09:19Oh!
09:20Oh!
09:21Oh!
09:22Oh!
09:23Oh, wait, wait!
09:24Wow!
09:25Aphmau trained them really good!
09:26Oh!
09:27I don't think that was Aphmau!
09:28I think that was Herod!
09:29No!
09:30It was Aphmau!
09:31You guys just don't know!
09:32Oh!
09:33Right!
09:34How did they do that?
09:35Um...
09:36Oh!
09:37There's diamonds up there!
09:38I wish I could get it for the girls!
09:39Diamonds?
09:40Aw!
09:41No!
09:42I can do this!
09:43I'll get it for you!
09:44Don't you worry!
09:45Oh!
09:46No!
09:47There's gold!
09:48It's me gold!
09:49Give me!
09:50Get my move!
09:51Mommy!
09:52Is this okay?
09:53Alright!
09:54Just watch!
09:55And...
09:56I'll get that gold!
09:57Great!
09:58Now we just gotta build a cross!
09:59Watch out!
10:00Alright!
10:01He he he he!
10:02AHHHHH!
10:03AHHHHH!
10:04Oh!
10:05Oh wow!
10:06Girls!
10:07I think this place is too dangerous!
10:08Let's get you back home to your mom, okay?
10:10He he he he!
10:11Like right now!
10:13Cause I'm your mom!
10:14Hahaha!
10:15Got him!
10:16Alright girls!
10:17Come on!
10:18Let's go and finish up the rebuild on the house and...
10:21What?
10:22Girls!
10:23Girls!
10:24Watch out!
10:25Run!
10:26What the?
10:27Are you guys okay?
10:28Aphmau?
10:29What on earth did you do with KC?
10:31I don't know!
10:32Maybe she logged out!
10:33Are you trying to explode my girls?
10:35Again?
10:36After I trusted you?
10:37Your girls took our stuff!
10:40You guys destroyed their house!
10:42I think we're even now, right?
10:44Hahaha!
10:45That's what you think!
10:46Because I want revenge now that KC isn't around!
10:49So I collected a few of these!
10:51What the?
10:52Well how could you?
10:53Girls!
10:54Watch out!
10:55Oh no!
10:56Oh no!
10:57Get out of the way!
10:58Shoot!
10:59Joy!
11:00Gather around me!
11:01No!
11:02Oh come on Aphmau!
11:03What are you gonna do?
11:04Oh you're not gonna keep up that force field forever!
11:05I'm scared!
11:06Oh Zane!
11:07You!
11:08What you gonna do?
11:09Come on!
11:10I don't think so buddy!
11:11You two just sit there for a second!
11:14Uh that's bad!
11:15Ian protect!
11:16You really think he's gonna save you Zane?
11:18Look I thought you were dead alright Aaron?
11:21You came back!
11:22I die a lot alright?
11:23It doesn't mean I'm actually dead!
11:25I thought you were dead!
11:26Well you thought wrong dude!
11:27I just fought really far away!
11:28He died?
11:29You know what?
11:30Come here you-
11:33We can talk about this!
11:35Now take care of Zane!
11:36Look I've learned my lesson for today!
11:37Please don't punch me!
11:38I won't TNT any more kids and Minecraft aces!
11:40Please!
11:41Maybe he did learn his lesson!
11:43Oh he definitely did!
11:44For this month!
11:45Alright little ladies!
11:46Murder him!
11:47Oh wait a minute!
11:48Hey!
11:49Hey!
11:50Go for the eye!
11:51Get away!
11:52No!
11:53They're gonna kill him aren't they?
11:54I still want a piece of him though!
11:56AHH!
11:57AHH!
11:58AHH!
11:59Have a little ladies been alright for you or?
12:00Yeah!
12:01But!
12:02Their house got exploded!
12:03So that isn't rebuilt!
12:04I'll have them rebuilt though!
12:05No!
12:06Daddy makes the best houses!
12:07What?
12:08That's right Jennifer!
12:09And that's chocolate liver?
12:10They just know what they like babe!
12:11She's chasing a prank and they take a mile!
12:13Jeez!
12:14Hehehehe!