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00:00Oh!
00:00Oh!
00:01Oh!
00:02Oh!
00:03Um.
00:04Just let me.
00:05Stop, Dorsen.
00:06We're insane!
00:07How could you?
00:08Oh, Casey, Casey, calm down.
00:09Calm down.
00:10Let me explain, girl.
00:11OK, let me explain.
00:12No, you must have done enough damage.
00:13No, what?
00:14It was a mistake!
00:15Are you kidding me?
00:16No, no, no.
00:17I'm calling Aaron, and I'm telling him right now, OK?
00:20Uh, um.
00:21Hello?
00:22Casey, why are you calling me?
00:23I'm not in this video.
00:24I'm insane!
00:25Did you know that?
00:26Uh, yeah, yeah, I know.
00:28Can you believe she?
00:29Wait, what?
00:30Yeah, I was there.
00:31What?
00:32Uh!
00:33Uh!
00:34Casey, just let me explain!
00:35No, no, let me explain, Mr. Zane, because you had your chance, alright?
00:41Look, Casey, I was wearing a wig for a video, OK?
00:44And, uh, Zane came in thinking I was you from the, and, like, he thought I was you with
00:48the pink wig, and he gave me a kiss.
00:50Ah!
00:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I got the whole thing on video.
00:53Then I beat the crap out of Zane afterwards.
00:55OK, so, Casey, we told Zane to tell you so there was no drama, but apparently he didn't
01:02do that!
01:03No, the drama came to me!
01:04Then I get in trouble!
01:05Oh, my gosh.
01:06You know what?
01:07Yeah, Miss Casey, in case you want to hunt him down.
01:09What?
01:10You know what?
01:11Why do you have that?
01:12Someone tell James to put the clock away and give it back to me!
01:14Careful!
01:15Careful!
01:16Alright, bye, I love you!
01:17Yeah, see you, babe!
01:18Remember, don't reveal any of my secrets, alright?
01:20I'm sorry!
01:21You told me what?
01:22I didn't know!
01:23Yeah!
01:24Why can't I kiss up like Aphmau and Aaron so they can come kiss you kiss?
01:26Yeah, right!
01:27Never have ever!
01:28Huh?
01:29I had a secret baby!
01:31Of course not!
01:32No!
01:33OK, look, Casey, I can promise I didn't have a secret baby.
01:37Why did you jump?
01:38Why did she jump for us?
01:39Because I do!
01:42Casey, I didn't know you were a little baby mama!
01:44What?
01:45What?
01:46Really?!
01:47Mm-hmm!
01:48Oh, what?
01:49That's funny, because I...
01:50I...
01:51I...
01:52I do too.
01:53Whoa!
01:54You guys are hot thumbs!
01:55What?
01:56What?
01:57Hitler!
01:58Watch it!
01:59I'm a grown man!
02:00You can't be judging people by the sound of their voice, Kim!
02:02What boot difference?
02:03We don't know that!
02:04Aphm and Casey could be lying!
02:06That's true.
02:07Casey, you can barely wake up past 10am.
02:09How do you have a kid?
02:11Maybe I keep some things a secret from you, just like you keep some secrets from me!
02:16OK, fine, fine.
02:17Well, I know Aphmau has kids.
02:19Yep!
02:20I got four.
02:21What?
02:22Oh, no, no, no, wait.
02:23Is it?
02:24Aphmau, Aphmau, or Aphmau Jess?
02:26Wait, what?
02:27But I've adopted a bunch throughout the years.
02:28Like, there's this episode where I...
02:30What?
02:31What?
02:32I'm so confused!
02:34OK, like, above table, I don't see how you do it.
02:36Like, taking care of myself is just exhausting.
02:38Yeah, tell me about it!
02:40What?
02:41Hey!
02:42Oh, never have I ever stolen a boyfriend.
02:45Oh, Aphmau.
02:46Am I going to have a space at all today?
02:48I know, right?
02:49Oh, what?
02:52What?
02:53What?
02:54What?
02:55Well, yeah, I mean...
02:57Wait, Aphmau, you should be jumping forward, too!
03:00What?
03:01Man-stealer?
03:02What?
03:03What do you mean?
03:04You kissed Zane!
03:05Well, she didn't steal him, though, and also that's his problem.
03:07He didn't tell you.
03:08Aphmau was a real homie for her, and Aaron told him to do the right thing, but Zane didn't.
03:12I guess Zane really likes Aphmau since people keep blaming you for Zane not being an attractive boyfriend.
03:17You should settle for a hot space like me, Casey!
03:19Ooh...
03:20OK, I don't like Peeves to never have I everest.
03:22He said a smart thing and a sexy voice, and I'm not used to that.
03:25I'm a man of a thousand words.
03:26What?
03:27What did you just say, you little man?
03:29Ooh...
03:30Like I said, I've stolen a boyfriend once, OK?
03:34Yeah, back to this part.
03:35Casey, who?
03:36Better not be Harry, because I'm working on that.
03:39Why?
03:41OK, Cam, good luck.
03:44OK, OK, just look.
03:46I once dated this guy named Dante.
03:49What?
03:50No!
03:51He was with the pool!
03:52Yeah!
03:53His voice was too annoying, so I just dumped him!
03:58Oh.
03:59OK.
04:01What?
04:02Fine!
04:03Alright, you know what?
04:04I stole Kim's boyfriend in that one space video game she plays.
04:07Wait, what?
04:08Yep.
04:09Yep.
04:10Sorry, Kim.
04:11No, not Carl!
04:12Was it Dan?
04:13Peter?
04:14No loyalty out there.
04:16Oh, James.
04:18Whoa!
04:19Whoa!
04:20What the?
04:21Whoa!
04:22What?
04:23What's happening?
04:24Oh!
04:25It's fine!
04:26Give me an egg!
04:27Oh, no, give me an egg!
04:28I got an egg!
04:29Give me that, give me that!
04:30Gotta get the egg!
04:31I haven't even gotten one!
04:32How do we know where the eggs are coming from?
04:33Oh my goodness!
04:34Oh, eggs!
04:35We don't!
04:36That's the problem!
04:37Whoa!
04:38Casey had six!
04:39Wow!
04:40Casey!
04:41I don't know what I'm getting at, but...
04:42OK!
04:43Ah!
04:44What?
04:45Oh!
04:46I got hot chips!
04:47Look!
04:48Nice!
04:49Wait a minute!
04:50Hold on!
04:51Are you looking at me?
04:52Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:54Ah!
04:55Ah!
04:56Ah!
04:57Ah!
04:58Ah!
04:59Oh!
05:00Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:02Have you ever been trapped in a locker?
05:04Oh, finally!
05:05I've done that!
05:06Oh!
05:07Yay!
05:08Easy!
05:09I have definitely been trapped in a locker before.
05:11Ha!
05:12I bet it was because you're a smelly dummy loser nerd!
05:15I know!
05:16The weak do not deserve my mercy!
05:19The truth is when I got to high school I decided to bully everyone else first!
05:24Then they bullied me right back!
05:26Wow!
05:27Smooth!
05:28What were you expecting?
05:29They say when you get to school you have to take out the toughest guy around!
05:32They say that about prison actually!
05:34Same thing!
05:35Yeah!
05:36I would know!
05:37I have because I got locked in a locker with a boy and I got blamed because we were looking
05:41for clues for something I didn't do!
05:42Okay?
05:43We got stuck in someone's locker!
05:44What?
05:45And it was like, oh it took forever to get out!
05:46Wait, wait, wait, wait!
05:47A boy?
05:48Yeah!
05:49Wait!
05:50Was it Aaron?
05:51No!
05:52It was a guy from high school!
05:53I got pushed into a locker!
05:54I got pushed!
05:55I think it was Kim!
05:56That was you?
05:57Yep!
05:58Oh well!
05:59I got stuck in my locker to skip school!
06:00I was missing for like three days!
06:02Me?
06:03I just wanted a nap!
06:04We're on!
06:05Woo!
06:06Yay!
06:07Oh yeah!
06:08Yeah, we're playing again!
06:09Yippee!
06:10Also KC, there's a lot of baggage that Zane comes with.
06:12Just letting you know.
06:13Oh I know!
06:14Right here!
06:15Oh, what's a slap?
06:16Hey!
06:17Hey!
06:18Hey!
06:19Hey!
06:20Hey!
06:21Hey!
06:22Hey!
06:23Hey!
06:24Hey!
06:25Hey!
06:26Hey!
06:27Hey!
06:28Hey!
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06:30Hey!
06:31Hey!
06:32Hey!
06:33Hey!
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06:35Hey!
06:36Hey!
06:37Hey!
06:38Hey!
06:39Hey!
06:40Hey!
06:41Hey!
06:42Hey!
06:43We're all on the board!
06:44We're all terrible people!
06:45Yikes!
06:46I don't know what that says about us!
06:47Okay!
06:48Okay!
06:49Okay!
06:51Wait!
06:52I can explain mine!
06:53Let me explain mine!
06:54Alright!
06:55Go!
06:56Back in high school!
06:57There were two guys that thought-
06:58They were dating me!
06:59But I didn't realise they were dating me,
07:00And so, they thought I was cheating on them because they started a rumor that I was-
07:01What?
07:02Wait!
07:03Apparently, it was a one-sided arrangement. Anyway, I apparently cheated on them, and that's my whole story.
07:06Well, apparently, I was speed dating, and I thought that was a sport, but then I learned it was a bad thing because it made so many guys cry, so, yeah.
07:14Okay, well, that's fair. I also thought it was, like, a sport, you know, get as many as you can, like, get it up, and then, but for example, they don't like it, and then, they don't like it.
07:21They don't! They really don't!
07:23No keeps!
07:23It was really bad.
07:24Yeah, yeah, apparently, having more than one girlfriend is illegal, so, of course, I didn't know that.
07:30Why is it illegal?
07:31I mean, for once...
07:32Whatever, it's way too hot for one person.
07:34Okay, look, look, I technically cheated on Zay with Dante, but then I realized, again, his voice is terrible, so that was an entire mistake!
07:45Zay, I am so sorry!
07:47Why are you saying sorry to me?
07:48Oh, that's true, Zay. I don't think you have ever cheated on anybody. I mean, come on, you still haven't got what they've seen.
07:54Whoever voice acts Dante, probably really mad about him.
07:58No, no, I'm sure he's level-headed about all of this.
08:02Uh-huh, I bet he is.
08:04No, we, I mean, we had a level-headed conversation to end it all!
08:08Oh, never, never, never, fallen for an alpha.
08:10Oh, yeah, you know what? They just keep liking me.
08:13I am!
08:13I am!
08:14I am!
08:14At least I'm wasting my nanny's saddles for nothing less, baby!
08:17Exactly!
08:19Oh, Zay, you're boring.
08:21Yeah, you are.
08:22I'm not falling for an alpha because I'm better than an alpha.
08:26I'm a sigma.
08:27Oh, my last sigma.
08:28Oh, no!
08:29Oh, my God!
08:29Oh, my God!
08:30Oh, my God!
08:31Oh, my God!
08:32I can't believe you said that.
08:35I'm dead.
08:36Oh, they're never okay.
08:38I am so good.
08:39What?
08:39I can't hear them.
08:40Oh, I can't hear them.
08:41That came from your mouth.
08:42Let's go.
08:44I don't like them saying that!
08:46Never have I ever lied about my age.
08:49Oh.
08:50Oh, yeah, totally.
08:52Really?
08:53I mean, one girl doesn't lie about her age, am I right?
08:55I'm just saying.
08:56You know, we gotta get out.
08:58How are you gonna get an Instagram?
09:01I want to play games.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Yeah, I want to go to cool party places.
09:07Yeah, all the good games are in the higher letter ratings.
09:08You gotta have to fib a little bit.
09:10Stay out after a night.
09:11Go see the...
09:12No, you go to bed, and you get good grades, and you brush your teeth, and you look bad.
09:17I mean, this kid, is that right?
09:18Now who's the boring one?
09:20What?
09:21You still jumped with us!
09:24Oh, that's right.
09:25Well, you know what?
09:26Okay, fine.
09:26Whatever.
09:27Oh.
09:27Minigun!
09:28Yay!
09:30Button.
09:31Oh!
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09:42Oh!
09:43Oh!
09:43Ew!
09:44Oh!
09:44Ew!
09:45Go for it.
09:45Chug!
09:46Guys?
09:47Guys?
09:47Guys?
09:48Guys!
09:48Guys!
09:49Please!
09:49I should've drank it first!
09:50Oh!
09:51Oh!
09:52So sad.
09:54Anyway, let's look for that button.
09:57I got the high ground!
09:58I got an area of you!
10:00Oh, that's true, he does. I want to drink it too!
10:02It's the high ground!
10:04Maybe by the coastline.
10:05Button spotted!
10:07Button spotted!
10:09Where's the button?
10:10Get out of my way, Zane!
10:10That tells me nothing!
10:11Right here!
10:12Aaaah!
10:13Peach, shut up! We're trying to find the button!
10:15Where is it?
10:16Where is it?
10:17No!
10:18I died for that!
10:19Oh, man!
10:21Come on!
10:22Oh, come on!
10:23Oh, what's that?
10:24That looks fun!
10:25It's a, what is it?
10:27Well, yeah, but...
10:28You know what?
10:29I'm gonna hold on to this.
10:30I'm gonna hold on to this
10:31and make somebody dance in a moment, okay?
10:33In a moment?
10:34Yeah, in a moment.
10:35Why is that so threatening?
10:37Patience!
10:38My enemy.
10:40Is it my enemy?
10:41No!
10:42Not really?
10:43What is happening here?
10:45That's a million years.
10:47What? What?
10:48With a mirror?
10:49You kissed yourself?
10:50What?
10:51Why are you kissing yourself in a mirror?
10:53Does that count?
10:54Next question!
10:55Me and Aaron used to fight a lot late...
10:57No, never mind.
10:58Alright, uh, you know what?
11:00Um, what is the next question?
11:02Let's see, uh, ooh!
11:03Never have I ever stole from my friends.
11:06Oh, I definitely have, yes!
11:08Pfft!
11:09I have!
11:10Wow!
11:11You have the best stuff.
11:12Gee...
11:13Okay.
11:14Yeah, I know that!
11:15I keep trying to take your stuff, too!
11:16But then you...
11:17I'll defend Kim on this one!
11:19I'm actually the one that steals her stuff!
11:20She doesn't!
11:21Wait!
11:22So, I get it for math, then you get it for me, and then just...
11:23Uh-huh!
11:24What?!
11:25It's all gonna go back to the same spot!
11:26Okay, I have, but usually it's because you guys steal from me.
11:27So, I'm gonna say I have not, but I also have.
11:28Peeps!
11:29Can you do this?
11:30You win!
11:31I can if I throw it this away.
11:32Oh, okay.
11:33Yeah, Peeps wins!
11:34Okay, so when editing this video, Peeps' audio ended up sounding like this...
11:38And that lasts for, like, quite a bit.
11:39So, for the next couple minutes, I'm going to be doing the voice of Peeps.
11:40So, I'm gonna go back to the same spot!
11:41I'm gonna go back to the same spot!
11:42Okay, I have, but usually it's because you guys steal from me.
11:43So, I'm gonna say I have not, but I also have.
11:44Peeps, can you do this?
11:45You win!
11:46I can if I throw it this away.
11:47Oh, okay.
11:48Yeah, Peeps wins!
11:49Okay, so when editing this video, Peeps' audio ended up sounding like this...
11:56And that lasts for, like, quite a bit.
11:58So, for the next couple minutes, I'm going to be doing the voice of Peeps.
12:01That's right, I'm gonna be voicing Peeps.
12:02Cause...
12:03What else am I gonna do?
12:04You gotta end this video?
12:05Yeah!
12:10Oh, Kim, can you read that?
12:11I got it again.
12:12Read what?
12:13Oh!
12:14Never have I ever seen someone for their money!
12:16Oh, yes, I have!
12:18Oh!
12:19Yeah!
12:20What?
12:21I can admit this.
12:22What?
12:23Yeah, what?
12:24You're playing that game for the right reasons, girl!
12:26Come on!
12:27What?
12:28What?
12:29Money makes the world go round!
12:30What?
12:31What?
12:32What happened?
12:33You know, for the record, I actually dated for love.
12:36I just love money, too.
12:38What?
12:39What?
12:40Wait!
12:41Hold on!
12:42What does that mean, Sam?
12:43No!
12:44Hey!
12:45It wasn't you!
12:46Oh!
12:47Is it because I'm poor?
12:48Is that what you're saying?
12:49Oh, okay.
12:50There's no right answer here.
12:52I think it's hot when they've got money.
12:54So, give me the work hard, baby!
12:56Yeah, that checks out because it would be very hard to date you.
13:00You won't get the job, trusty!
13:02I mean, look who's talking, dude!
13:04Yeah, besides, the position is filled.
13:07Yeah!
13:08Filled?
13:09Peep!
13:10Peep!
13:11Peep!
13:12Yeah, what?
13:13Peep!
13:14You're gonna need to explain, dude.
13:16Are you dating, Kim?
13:17Well, he said-
13:18Well, only sometimes.
13:19There's a contract involved.
13:20I can't-
13:21Wait, what?
13:22I can't-
13:23What?
13:24You can't-
13:25You can't be under contract to date some-
13:26What?
13:27Are you-
13:28That sounds illegal.
13:29That sounds illegal.
13:30Come here, Kim!
13:31Oh my goodness!
13:32Oh my goodness!
13:33This is Minecraft!
13:34This is-
13:35This is-
13:36This is a question!
13:37This is cheeky jockey!
13:38I'm trying to get a high score here.
13:39I'm trying to get a high score here.
13:40I'm trying to get a high score here.