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The DAY Aphmau BROKE in Minecraft! part 1
Aphmau Minecraft
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5/22/2025
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00:00
What's he doing up there?
00:01
It's Ian. He's a poop.
00:05
What? No, I'm not!
00:06
Hey, they're little girls, and let them cook, okay?
00:09
The only thing that's going to be cooking is this house.
00:12
Wait, what the? Huh?
00:13
Oh, yeah, show them what you mean.
00:14
Oh, no.
00:15
Get in there!
00:16
There we go.
00:18
Back up, back up, back up!
00:19
Pulling all the fireworks.
00:21
Oh, no!
00:24
It's okay, everything's fine!
00:27
Oh, my gosh!
00:30
Girls?
00:32
That's what you get for having kids!
00:35
Girls, can you please go inside Mommy's house, please?
00:37
Okay.
00:38
Okay.
00:39
Aw, they're sending the noobs away!
00:42
This is an experts only server.
00:47
You guys should go better to mess with little kids!
00:53
Oh, what are you gonna do?
00:57
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:58
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:59
You have to stay for yourself!
01:00
Pfft, what?
01:01
I'm not scared, I'm, uh, I'll do it again!
01:04
But worse!
01:05
Oh, really?
01:06
Oh, no!
01:08
Oh, no!
01:09
My leg!
01:11
There you go!
01:11
Hey!
01:12
I need those!
01:13
Get out of here!
01:15
Ugh, can't believe them!
01:16
This isn't over!
01:17
We'll be back!
01:18
Ugh!
01:19
I'd like to see you try!
01:20
Ugh!
01:20
Ugh!
01:21
Ugh!
01:21
Girls!
01:23
Girls!
01:24
Hi!
01:24
Yay!
01:25
Do it again!
01:26
Get in!
01:27
You girls need to get somewhere safe.
01:28
Over here.
01:29
This way.
01:30
And...
01:31
There we go!
01:33
I have just the place for you guys to hide.
01:36
There we go!
01:37
See?
01:38
Now you're safe and protected.
01:40
This way!
01:40
Come on!
01:41
All right.
01:42
You girls, stay down here.
01:44
What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:46
I'm just gonna get some revenge.
01:50
Yay!
01:53
There we go!
01:54
All set up!
01:55
Should be ready for a little revenge!
01:56
Oh, stupid kid!
01:58
Potion and...
01:59
Oh!
01:59
There we go!
02:01
Oh, stupid kid!
02:04
Well, good, the kids explode more!
02:06
Ha-ha!
02:07
Oh, I need more!
02:09
Still can't learn his lesson, huh?
02:10
That should be enough!
02:11
I...
02:12
Oh, I should set my spawn point first.
02:13
Uh...
02:14
What the...
02:16
Ah!
02:17
Huh?
02:18
Where did this come from?
02:19
Well, well, well...
02:21
Wait!
02:21
Look at you!
02:22
The one and only!
02:24
Hi, honey!
02:25
Honey?
02:25
I...
02:26
Wait, did you call me honey?
02:27
No, I'd call you cringe.
02:29
What?
02:30
Wait, you did this?
02:32
It's pretty rare for you to come prank me.
02:34
Oh, you really do care!
02:36
You pranked my babies!
02:37
I'm just here to settle things.
02:39
Oh, well...
02:40
We'll just see about that as soon as I get out of here!
02:42
Oh, about that!
02:43
And...
02:43
There you go!
02:43
Ah!
02:44
Ow!
02:45
Oh, and let's put some of these there!
02:47
Ah!
02:48
What the...
02:49
Ah!
02:50
Ow!
02:50
Now we got the chicken!
02:51
Just need the jockies!
02:53
What?
02:54
Ah!
02:55
Oh!
02:55
Ow!
02:56
Ow!
02:57
Have fun!
02:58
Don't mess with me again or my babies!
03:00
Huh!
03:01
That should be enough, I hope.
03:03
Oh, Minecraft Jesus sent me from these grown jerks!
03:06
Seriously, I cannot believe them acting all like what...
03:09
Girls, girls, girls!
03:11
Ah!
03:12
I said get back, you creepy little weirdos!
03:14
What the?
03:14
Huh?
03:15
What?
03:15
F-Files, you've got weird tiny mobs in your house!
03:18
I was trying to get rid of them!
03:19
Kim, these are my kids!
03:21
Wait, hold on a second.
03:23
Oh!
03:24
Wait, where are the other two?
03:25
They're with Aaron!
03:26
Did you try to blow off the tiny ones?
03:28
I have four!
03:29
Ah, no, no, no, no!
03:29
I just didn't get what they were, jeez!
03:31
But, you know, I see they're short, like you!
03:36
Kim!
03:38
Why do you sound like a lobster?
03:40
Hey!
03:41
Did you just call me a lobster?
03:42
Kim, she's a baby!
03:44
Ah, no, I'm the baby!
03:46
I bet you can't even spell baby!
03:48
B-A-B-Y
03:50
Okay, fine.
03:52
Now you have Aaron's brain.
03:53
Kim, what do you want, girl?
03:55
Well, you see...
03:56
Mommy, look what I got in the base!
03:59
Whoa, your first emerald!
04:01
Wait, y'all mine in the base?
04:02
I'll take that!
04:02
Kim!
04:03
Now it's Kimmy's emerald!
04:05
Kimberly!
04:06
That was my first emerald.
04:11
Girls, do you want to try a little prank with me?
04:16
Yay!
04:17
Alright, we're gonna need some supplies.
04:19
Girls, we only prank when we get pranked.
04:21
Got it?
04:22
Got it!
04:23
Kim did a bad thing, and she's a grown-up,
04:24
and she should know better.
04:25
So now we're going to get your emerald back.
04:27
Watch.
04:28
Kim?
04:29
Kim?
04:31
Who is it?
04:32
Oh, hey, Aphmau.
04:33
Kim, can you please give us back Jennifer's emerald that you stole?
04:36
Huh?
04:38
Uh, nope.
04:40
What?
04:41
It's fine.
04:42
Please, Kim?
04:43
Can you please please please please please?
04:44
Aphmau, no!
04:45
Yay, you're scrapped!
04:46
Okay.
04:47
Well, we tried the nice way.
04:49
Now, we're gonna do the prank.
04:52
Uh, just block this too.
04:53
There we go.
04:54
Alright.
04:55
Come on, girls.
04:56
This way.
04:56
I've got some fun spawn eggs.
04:58
There we go.
04:58
Share.
04:59
Three each.
05:00
And we're just gonna drive them in on Kim.
05:01
This way.
05:02
Follow me.
05:03
Come on.
05:04
And then, uh, let's see.
05:06
I've got this.
05:07
This.
05:08
This.
05:08
Oh, she's in the kitchen.
05:09
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.
05:11
And do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
05:13
What the, what the, ah, where the heck is it all these lockpits come from?
05:17
Ah, oh, jeez.
05:18
Ah, you, ah, I'm gonna get my hands on you.
05:21
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, no, never.
05:25
Ah, oh, no, they're pinching.
05:26
Oh, look at that, oh, look at their goal.
05:27
Ah, okay, that's it.
05:28
I'm gonna get out of here.
05:29
Oh, about that.
05:30
Ah, what did you do to my door?
05:32
Ah, ah, get back, you crazy crustacean.
05:35
Ah, ah, ah.
05:37
Ah, oh, perfect.
05:41
All right, now let's drop this down here.
05:44
There we go, get rid of the lobsters.
05:46
And there we go.
05:49
This is the fun part.
05:50
Stand back.
05:51
And water bucket down, just for safety.
05:53
Come on, this way.
05:55
I've got a pig egg to get the obsidian out.
05:57
And I've got an ax to cut down the walls.
05:59
Here we go, and there we go.
06:01
There we go.
06:02
There you go, Jennifer.
06:04
Mine.
06:05
Hey, give it back.
06:07
Girls, share.
06:08
Now, to get you back to the base safely.
06:11
Okay, I just need to think about this.
06:13
Those two little things are kids.
06:16
Does he have a heart?
06:17
I, I can't believe I didn't use TNT on him sooner.
06:22
Ugh, seriously?
06:24
Wait, those kids are Aphmau's.
06:27
Which means they're no threat, and I should leave them alone.
06:30
Well, maybe he's-
06:31
But those things are Eren's too, so if I don't take them out first, they'll take me out.
06:37
I gotta think of something first, hang on.
06:38
Wow, okay, I see how you think of my brain thinking, Zane.
06:41
Psh, I'll show you.
06:42
I could be smart.
06:43
Look, I'm gonna show you how I'm gonna be smart with a-
06:45
Let's see, I got your, uh, redstone.
06:48
Haha, I'll show him how brain me big, how-
06:52
What are you doing?
06:52
Okay, let's see, put this here.
06:54
There we go.
06:55
Alright, put this down here.
06:57
He had to resort to murder.
06:58
He couldn't have said, oh, I like your girl, you're so cute.
07:00
Can I have a plane in with him?
07:00
Don't, that'd be so nice, but no.
07:01
Alright.
07:02
Let's see what he does.
07:02
Someone took stuff from my secret library.
07:05
I didn't know it was Ian.
07:07
Ah!
07:08
What the heck?
07:10
Why am I red?
07:11
Oh, great, I look like Eren.
07:12
Alright, now phase two.
07:15
Let's see.
07:16
Just great.
07:17
Now to sneak out behind him.
07:18
That was an innocent enough prank as it was, but-
07:21
Wait, who's there?
07:22
Now I can do something a little bit more fun.
07:23
I don't need any domi-
07:24
I gotta check.
07:26
Here we go.
07:27
Drink this, and-
07:29
Oh, perfect.
07:32
I'm gonna go with KC, of course.
07:35
Let's see how this goes.
07:38
Alright.
07:40
Okay, I got this right.
07:42
Huh?
07:43
I don't need any domi-
07:45
Wait, KC?
07:47
What are you doing here?
07:50
Don't look at me, I'm all red and gross.
07:54
Wait, you don't mind this?
07:59
KC, I'm gonna need some answers instead of tee-hee-hee-hee.
08:03
Um, uh, Eren?
08:07
And then, uh...
08:10
You want us to have dinner?
08:13
Eren.
08:13
You think I look like Eren.
08:15
I mean, I have been working out, you know?
08:18
But wait, are we having dinner together?
08:25
Oh, KC, I can't believe this.
08:27
Wait, oh!
08:29
Uh, I think you're really making things hot in here, honey!
08:31
Uh, uh, too hot!
08:33
Too hot!
08:34
Hehehehe!
08:35
Oh, um...
08:36
Wait, wait, wait, Casey, don't go in!
08:37
Um, um...
08:39
Okay, look, I can explain.
08:41
Uh, this is actually for my art project.
08:43
You know, I was just dabbling and, uh...
08:46
You know, we can just blow it up right now.
08:47
Oh, hehehehe!
08:48
Wait, do you like it?
08:49
I mean, we don't have to blow it up.
08:51
Wait, no!
08:52
Casey, what did you do?!
08:53
Okay, well, that prank was kind of messy.
08:59
Casey, what?
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