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00:00What's he doing up there?
00:01It's Ian. He's a poop.
00:05What? No, I'm not!
00:06Hey, they're little girls, and let them cook, okay?
00:09The only thing that's going to be cooking is this house.
00:12Wait, what the? Huh?
00:13Oh, yeah, show them what you mean.
00:14Oh, no.
00:15Get in there!
00:16There we go.
00:18Back up, back up, back up!
00:19Pulling all the fireworks.
00:21Oh, no!
00:24It's okay, everything's fine!
00:27Oh, my gosh!
00:30Girls?
00:32That's what you get for having kids!
00:35Girls, can you please go inside Mommy's house, please?
00:37Okay.
00:38Okay.
00:39Aw, they're sending the noobs away!
00:42This is an experts only server.
00:47You guys should go better to mess with little kids!
00:53Oh, what are you gonna do?
00:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:58Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:59You have to stay for yourself!
01:00Pfft, what?
01:01I'm not scared, I'm, uh, I'll do it again!
01:04But worse!
01:05Oh, really?
01:06Oh, no!
01:08Oh, no!
01:09My leg!
01:11There you go!
01:11Hey!
01:12I need those!
01:13Get out of here!
01:15Ugh, can't believe them!
01:16This isn't over!
01:17We'll be back!
01:18Ugh!
01:19I'd like to see you try!
01:20Ugh!
01:20Ugh!
01:21Ugh!
01:21Girls!
01:23Girls!
01:24Hi!
01:24Yay!
01:25Do it again!
01:26Get in!
01:27You girls need to get somewhere safe.
01:28Over here.
01:29This way.
01:30And...
01:31There we go!
01:33I have just the place for you guys to hide.
01:36There we go!
01:37See?
01:38Now you're safe and protected.
01:40This way!
01:40Come on!
01:41All right.
01:42You girls, stay down here.
01:44What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:46I'm just gonna get some revenge.
01:50Yay!
01:53There we go!
01:54All set up!
01:55Should be ready for a little revenge!
01:56Oh, stupid kid!
01:58Potion and...
01:59Oh!
01:59There we go!
02:01Oh, stupid kid!
02:04Well, good, the kids explode more!
02:06Ha-ha!
02:07Oh, I need more!
02:09Still can't learn his lesson, huh?
02:10That should be enough!
02:11I...
02:12Oh, I should set my spawn point first.
02:13Uh...
02:14What the...
02:16Ah!
02:17Huh?
02:18Where did this come from?
02:19Well, well, well...
02:21Wait!
02:21Look at you!
02:22The one and only!
02:24Hi, honey!
02:25Honey?
02:25I...
02:26Wait, did you call me honey?
02:27No, I'd call you cringe.
02:29What?
02:30Wait, you did this?
02:32It's pretty rare for you to come prank me.
02:34Oh, you really do care!
02:36You pranked my babies!
02:37I'm just here to settle things.
02:39Oh, well...
02:40We'll just see about that as soon as I get out of here!
02:42Oh, about that!
02:43And...
02:43There you go!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ow!
02:45Oh, and let's put some of these there!
02:47Ah!
02:48What the...
02:49Ah!
02:50Ow!
02:50Now we got the chicken!
02:51Just need the jockies!
02:53What?
02:54Ah!
02:55Oh!
02:55Ow!
02:56Ow!
02:57Have fun!
02:58Don't mess with me again or my babies!
03:00Huh!
03:01That should be enough, I hope.
03:03Oh, Minecraft Jesus sent me from these grown jerks!
03:06Seriously, I cannot believe them acting all like what...
03:09Girls, girls, girls!
03:11Ah!
03:12I said get back, you creepy little weirdos!
03:14What the?
03:14Huh?
03:15What?
03:15F-Files, you've got weird tiny mobs in your house!
03:18I was trying to get rid of them!
03:19Kim, these are my kids!
03:21Wait, hold on a second.
03:23Oh!
03:24Wait, where are the other two?
03:25They're with Aaron!
03:26Did you try to blow off the tiny ones?
03:28I have four!
03:29Ah, no, no, no, no!
03:29I just didn't get what they were, jeez!
03:31But, you know, I see they're short, like you!
03:36Kim!
03:38Why do you sound like a lobster?
03:40Hey!
03:41Did you just call me a lobster?
03:42Kim, she's a baby!
03:44Ah, no, I'm the baby!
03:46I bet you can't even spell baby!
03:48B-A-B-Y
03:50Okay, fine.
03:52Now you have Aaron's brain.
03:53Kim, what do you want, girl?
03:55Well, you see...
03:56Mommy, look what I got in the base!
03:59Whoa, your first emerald!
04:01Wait, y'all mine in the base?
04:02I'll take that!
04:02Kim!
04:03Now it's Kimmy's emerald!
04:05Kimberly!
04:06That was my first emerald.
04:11Girls, do you want to try a little prank with me?
04:16Yay!
04:17Alright, we're gonna need some supplies.
04:19Girls, we only prank when we get pranked.
04:21Got it?
04:22Got it!
04:23Kim did a bad thing, and she's a grown-up,
04:24and she should know better.
04:25So now we're going to get your emerald back.
04:27Watch.
04:28Kim?
04:29Kim?
04:31Who is it?
04:32Oh, hey, Aphmau.
04:33Kim, can you please give us back Jennifer's emerald that you stole?
04:36Huh?
04:38Uh, nope.
04:40What?
04:41It's fine.
04:42Please, Kim?
04:43Can you please please please please please?
04:44Aphmau, no!
04:45Yay, you're scrapped!
04:46Okay.
04:47Well, we tried the nice way.
04:49Now, we're gonna do the prank.
04:52Uh, just block this too.
04:53There we go.
04:54Alright.
04:55Come on, girls.
04:56This way.
04:56I've got some fun spawn eggs.
04:58There we go.
04:58Share.
04:59Three each.
05:00And we're just gonna drive them in on Kim.
05:01This way.
05:02Follow me.
05:03Come on.
05:04And then, uh, let's see.
05:06I've got this.
05:07This.
05:08This.
05:08Oh, she's in the kitchen.
05:09Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.
05:11And do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
05:13What the, what the, ah, where the heck is it all these lockpits come from?
05:17Ah, oh, jeez.
05:18Ah, you, ah, I'm gonna get my hands on you.
05:21Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, no, never.
05:25Ah, oh, no, they're pinching.
05:26Oh, look at that, oh, look at their goal.
05:27Ah, okay, that's it.
05:28I'm gonna get out of here.
05:29Oh, about that.
05:30Ah, what did you do to my door?
05:32Ah, ah, get back, you crazy crustacean.
05:35Ah, ah, ah.
05:37Ah, oh, perfect.
05:41All right, now let's drop this down here.
05:44There we go, get rid of the lobsters.
05:46And there we go.
05:49This is the fun part.
05:50Stand back.
05:51And water bucket down, just for safety.
05:53Come on, this way.
05:55I've got a pig egg to get the obsidian out.
05:57And I've got an ax to cut down the walls.
05:59Here we go, and there we go.
06:01There we go.
06:02There you go, Jennifer.
06:04Mine.
06:05Hey, give it back.
06:07Girls, share.
06:08Now, to get you back to the base safely.
06:11Okay, I just need to think about this.
06:13Those two little things are kids.
06:16Does he have a heart?
06:17I, I can't believe I didn't use TNT on him sooner.
06:22Ugh, seriously?
06:24Wait, those kids are Aphmau's.
06:27Which means they're no threat, and I should leave them alone.
06:30Well, maybe he's-
06:31But those things are Eren's too, so if I don't take them out first, they'll take me out.
06:37I gotta think of something first, hang on.
06:38Wow, okay, I see how you think of my brain thinking, Zane.
06:41Psh, I'll show you.
06:42I could be smart.
06:43Look, I'm gonna show you how I'm gonna be smart with a-
06:45Let's see, I got your, uh, redstone.
06:48Haha, I'll show him how brain me big, how-
06:52What are you doing?
06:52Okay, let's see, put this here.
06:54There we go.
06:55Alright, put this down here.
06:57He had to resort to murder.
06:58He couldn't have said, oh, I like your girl, you're so cute.
07:00Can I have a plane in with him?
07:00Don't, that'd be so nice, but no.
07:01Alright.
07:02Let's see what he does.
07:02Someone took stuff from my secret library.
07:05I didn't know it was Ian.
07:07Ah!
07:08What the heck?
07:10Why am I red?
07:11Oh, great, I look like Eren.
07:12Alright, now phase two.
07:15Let's see.
07:16Just great.
07:17Now to sneak out behind him.
07:18That was an innocent enough prank as it was, but-
07:21Wait, who's there?
07:22Now I can do something a little bit more fun.
07:23I don't need any domi-
07:24I gotta check.
07:26Here we go.
07:27Drink this, and-
07:29Oh, perfect.
07:32I'm gonna go with KC, of course.
07:35Let's see how this goes.
07:38Alright.
07:40Okay, I got this right.
07:42Huh?
07:43I don't need any domi-
07:45Wait, KC?
07:47What are you doing here?
07:50Don't look at me, I'm all red and gross.
07:54Wait, you don't mind this?
07:59KC, I'm gonna need some answers instead of tee-hee-hee-hee.
08:03Um, uh, Eren?
08:07And then, uh...
08:10You want us to have dinner?
08:13Eren.
08:13You think I look like Eren.
08:15I mean, I have been working out, you know?
08:18But wait, are we having dinner together?
08:25Oh, KC, I can't believe this.
08:27Wait, oh!
08:29Uh, I think you're really making things hot in here, honey!
08:31Uh, uh, too hot!
08:33Too hot!
08:34Hehehehe!
08:35Oh, um...
08:36Wait, wait, wait, Casey, don't go in!
08:37Um, um...
08:39Okay, look, I can explain.
08:41Uh, this is actually for my art project.
08:43You know, I was just dabbling and, uh...
08:46You know, we can just blow it up right now.
08:47Oh, hehehehe!
08:48Wait, do you like it?
08:49I mean, we don't have to blow it up.
08:51Wait, no!
08:52Casey, what did you do?!
08:53Okay, well, that prank was kind of messy.
08:59Casey, what?