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00:00:00Hey, have you ever been watching a YouTube video for something you love, right?
00:00:04And then, the ad break pops up, and it is something absolutely bizarre.
00:00:10Yeah, I definitely know the feeling.
00:00:11Well, I thought to myself, have ads always been this weird, or is it just a way for them to get viral attention?
00:00:18Well, today on Pop Culture Paradise, we take a look at the past, and the current, and figure that out.
00:00:24In a world where the it thing is always changing, sometimes you need a tour guide or two to help you find your way to Pop Culture's paradise.
00:00:32If you find yourself reminiscing, or in need of a good recommendation, these two have you covered.
00:00:37And now, here's your hosts, Joey and Jeff!
00:00:45So we're gonna answer the question, is advertisement weirder in the past, or is it weirder in the present?
00:00:51Today, I've assembled a couple commercials here that, unfortunately, popped up while I was just trying to watch my favorite creator.
00:00:59And there's a major disconnect between what I'm watching, and the advertisement that is playing.
00:01:04For sure, and you have to think, like, you know, back in the day, commercials were specifically targeted for a specific audience, like Saturday morning cartoons.
00:01:13You were gonna get A, B, and C that kids would be into, but nowadays, you could be watching your favorite creator,
00:01:19You could get, uh, an ad for Blue Chew,
00:01:22Are you ready to go?
00:01:23Yeah. It's time.
00:01:25IT'S TIME!
00:01:30What the f-
00:01:31Brought to you by Blue Chew!
00:01:33Or you could get an ad for, gosh, nearly anything. There's just no rhyme or reason to what you might see.
00:01:40It is kinda weird, like, you know they're throwing out their money just so they can get as many eyeballs on their product,
00:01:45and suddenly be like, have you trimmed down there?
00:01:49Once a month, Manscaped encourages men to check on their balls down below.
00:01:53And then the next commercial!
00:01:55Hey, you really smell!
00:01:57And kiss your stinky butt goodbye!
00:01:59Goodbye!
00:02:00Then the next commercial!
00:02:02Have you thought about Jesus Christ?
00:02:05What was the last one about?
00:02:07Yeah, they're definitely all over the place.
00:02:10I got one, probably this afternoon, and all of a sudden I hear this children's choir start singing,
00:02:16and I'm like, you put this before something where I'm pretty sure I heard three or four F-bombs in the last minute.
00:02:22Are you advertising because you think kids under ten are watching this product?
00:02:28And then what's happening now with YouTube?
00:02:31You can submit your own ad.
00:02:33Really?
00:02:34Yeah, so before Christmas, it was about how Jesus is giving, how he's forgiveness,
00:02:43and it's for an overall church group.
00:02:46And then the next ad is Amigo-style rapper coming on,
00:02:53and it's his full music video.
00:02:56Yeah.
00:02:57And I'm just like, what is the quality control here?
00:03:00So wait, he legit submitted his music video for a spot, for an advertisement.
00:03:06Yes, the advertisement was his music.
00:03:10Now, were you able to skip it, or did you have to sit through quite a bit of this guy's music video?
00:03:15Because if you had to sit through it, that's kind of genius.
00:03:18No, I was able to skip it after the 15 seconds.
00:03:22Okay.
00:03:23But it was so just, wait, if you left this on in the background,
00:03:28all of a sudden you just hear F-bomb, F-bomb, and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:03:33What are you listening to in there, Joe? What are you doing?
00:03:36There's kids in the house.
00:03:39I know, the main video was Christmas-y.
00:03:42Oh, sure it was.
00:03:44I'm watching a video game creator, and multiple times, this ad popped up.
00:03:50You want to take a guess on what you think they'd advertise to a video game watching audience?
00:03:55Oh, geez, probably one of the new, you know, next-gen consoles,
00:04:00or some sort of, like, super cool headset.
00:04:03I would say something like that.
00:04:04How do you know if your soap actually stops the stink?
00:04:08Butt suds?
00:04:10Wait, the butt suds test? What did she say?
00:04:13Your butt smells.
00:04:22They're butt suds.
00:04:24This is real.
00:04:25Yeah.
00:04:26This isn't, like, a quick spot.
00:04:28This is, like, a minute-and-a-half commercial.
00:04:31But nothing.
00:04:33She is way too excited to smell her fingers.
00:04:35She's like the girl on...
00:04:37What's the movie?
00:04:38Superstar.
00:04:39Yes.
00:04:44No more funk in the junk. Get the butt suds.
00:04:48So, wait, you're using it on your face as well as on your butt?
00:04:54Were you preparing for the lizard person?
00:04:56No.
00:04:59Oh, gosh, that got awkward.
00:05:02Have you noticed how all these commercials want to be random and out there?
00:05:07Oh, yeah.
00:05:08Like, she's like, all right, how do we get their audience's attention?
00:05:12Well, yeah, I mentioned how bad my butt smells.
00:05:15And then halfway through, lizard person.
00:05:17Right.
00:05:20Well, dude, if I got offered money, I would totally do this spot.
00:05:23I don't care.
00:05:25Butt suds. Hashtag butt suds on my next post.
00:05:28Whoa, I did not need him.
00:05:30Is he in the bathroom still?
00:05:32He's in the tub, yeah.
00:05:33Critical swass.
00:05:37Now, do you think she's going to be known forever as the butt suds woman?
00:05:41I don't know.
00:05:42How many people have seen this?
00:05:44I guess we're going to have to get their, like, analytics.
00:05:49There's no way that guy smells better naked out of the shower.
00:05:53With Lumi acidified body wash.
00:05:55It's a clean that soap can't give you.
00:06:00You can vouch for that, can you?
00:06:03Oh, God.
00:06:04Who was asking for that?
00:06:06Dude, that was, uh, that was all sorts of crazy.
00:06:11All sorts of clean and all sorts of lizard, dude.
00:06:15I don't really know.
00:06:16I don't really know what to think about that.
00:06:18I'm watching, like, a retro video gamer.
00:06:21You know, you want to probably advertise the latest movie
00:06:24or the latest gaming product.
00:06:26No.
00:06:27Three times the video is interrupted with this lady.
00:06:30Your butt smells.
00:06:31Your butt smells.
00:06:32Your butt smells.
00:06:33Your butt smells.
00:06:34Three times that happened.
00:06:35Maybe, maybe it's just new.
00:06:37Look, gamers, they're drinking a lot of dew.
00:06:40All right, we're going to hit them with a Mountain Dew commercial.
00:06:43They're not very cleanly.
00:06:45They're probably up three days straight playing the new Resident Evil.
00:06:48They're going to need to clean their butts
00:06:50after sitting on the couch for three days.
00:06:52So, maybe, maybe this is the right advertisement.
00:06:56Not from her, though.
00:07:01She's got a major compulsion.
00:07:03I'm afraid of her.
00:07:04That was bizarre, but it was kind of funny.
00:07:06I thought it was kind of good.
00:07:07You know, when you're out in the wilderness to be safe,
00:07:10it's a public service announcement.
00:07:12You may recognize the voice
00:07:15as he was pretty big in the late 70s.
00:07:18I'm not going to spoil it for you,
00:07:20but here we go.
00:07:27I definitely recognize that.
00:07:35Is that the doctor from Halloween?
00:07:37That is Dr. Loomis.
00:07:39That is Donald Pleasance.
00:07:40Okay, let's go. I got it.
00:07:42He's trying to teach these young British kids
00:07:44to be safe around the water.
00:07:46Well, this looks like a British horror movie.
00:07:48Look, there he goes.
00:07:49He's done. The kid is done.
00:07:51And their friends aren't even diving in to help him.
00:07:57An alligator's about to come up and just take him down.
00:08:02Pete, your dad told you not to do this.
00:08:04He's gone.
00:08:06Why are they doing this
00:08:07when they know that Grim Reaper's just hanging out?
00:08:09He's just like...
00:08:11He's there for like the last 15 minutes
00:08:14Grim Reaper?
00:08:16He's just kicking it in the cornfield.
00:08:18In the junkyard, rather.
00:08:26Look, there's somebody in the water.
00:08:33So is this Don't Go Swimming in the Junkyard?
00:08:37Is that what this is about?
00:08:39I absolutely think it is.
00:08:42Well...
00:08:44Who's even looking at this place
00:08:46as the place I want to be at?
00:08:48The junky cars, the tires in the water?
00:08:50As soon as you see that, you're like...
00:08:52Even if this is nice, I'm not hanging out here.
00:08:55No, there's no big jump.
00:08:57There's no rope swing.
00:08:59There's no like...
00:09:01Let's see how deep the water goes.
00:09:03The waters look pleasant, quite frankly.
00:09:06It looks Donald Pleasant.
00:09:08Yeah, I want to know who is hanging out
00:09:11When did somebody...
00:09:13When was there like a man-made pool
00:09:15put in the junkyard?
00:09:17What was that even to teach us?
00:09:19I have no idea what you just showed me.
00:09:21Don't go in the water!
00:09:23Now, that is inspired casting, though.
00:09:25It's like, who's going to play
00:09:27the demonic Grim Reaper?
00:09:29Yeah.
00:09:31Dr. Loomis.
00:09:33Oh, got to. He's got to.
00:09:35But his voice is just so good, isn't it?
00:09:37I mean, if he told me to stay away from
00:09:40and waters that may go over my head
00:09:42and I may drown
00:09:44You were right about Michael.
00:09:46I'm going to take your word that you're right about this.
00:09:48I'll go this way.
00:09:50I don't need to hang out in the junkyard.
00:09:52Those kids should have been playing in there in the first place.
00:09:54How did they even get in?
00:09:56Have you seen their haircuts?
00:09:58Clearly their parents aren't paying that much attention to them.
00:10:00Those are all orphan kids.
00:10:02They really think that the people who watch viral videos
00:10:04they really stink.
00:10:06But this time, maybe we don't attract them
00:10:09Maybe the reason they'll shower
00:10:11and keep themselves hygienic
00:10:13is because Star Wars
00:10:15makes it cool.
00:10:17Star Wars is going to make you clean yourself up?
00:10:19God, I hope so.
00:10:21Let's see.
00:10:23Only Hope Soap.
00:10:25Wisdom Wash.
00:10:27Those are pretty good names.
00:10:29Alright, this guy is on the run.
00:10:31He can smell something.
00:10:33The Darkside Scrub.
00:10:35Who is this cosplayer?
00:10:38I don't know, but I'm more afraid
00:10:40of the Billy Mays looking guy next to him.
00:10:42The Ruthless Rinse.
00:10:44They have really great names though.
00:10:48Dude.
00:10:50Only Hope Soap.
00:10:54Wisdom Wash.
00:10:58Whoever your favorite character is
00:11:00there's something for every Star Wars fan here.
00:11:03Star Wars fan here.
00:11:09Alright dude, relax.
00:11:11It's just soap here.
00:11:13You're not really in the Darkside.
00:11:17Oh my god.
00:11:21They really want to sell some soap, don't they?
00:11:23Yeah, they do.
00:11:27Buddy, it's just normal smells
00:11:29and you just gave it a funny name.
00:11:31No.
00:11:37Have you ever looked at Yoda
00:11:39and thought, boy, I wish I could rub
00:11:41whatever you smell like all over me.
00:11:43Never once.
00:11:45Yoda must be like the stinkiest being
00:11:47of all time without a doubt.
00:11:49I mean, isn't he from a swamp?
00:11:51Are they drinking the soap now?
00:11:55He must have drank the soap.
00:11:57He's way too soaked.
00:12:00Wait, was that...
00:12:02Who just smacked him?
00:12:04Oh, the Sasquatch.
00:12:06Dr. Squatch. I get it.
00:12:08Yeah, Wookiee, Sasquatch.
00:12:10They're all in the same family.
00:12:12Alf.
00:12:14Dude, for them having the rights
00:12:16to Star Wars and Lucasfilms
00:12:18that was a terrible commercial.
00:12:20That just wasn't good, was it?
00:12:22Am I wrong?
00:12:24I think it's because they want the two guys
00:12:26they must be the owners of the company
00:12:29I see those guys all the time in the ads
00:12:31and I think they think they're really funny
00:12:33so they throw themselves in there
00:12:35and they're kind of like Papa John
00:12:37where it's like somebody may have
00:12:39wrote it to be a decently funny script
00:12:41but it would probably be funny
00:12:43if there was actually a funny person in there
00:12:45but then you get that
00:12:47I don't know, when you watch Papa John
00:12:49when he would do his commercials
00:12:51he's so anti-funny that he comes around
00:12:53to being funny again
00:12:55and that's what I think that one blonde guy is
00:12:58Well, hopefully this one
00:13:00from the past isn't about keeping you clean
00:13:02What do we got?
00:13:04Dial MTV is democracy in action
00:13:06Doesn't it make you sick?
00:13:08Then take over
00:13:10You can be the absolute autocratic monarch
00:13:12who rules Dial MTV with an iron fist
00:13:14MTV wants you to be a communist
00:13:16MTV Dictator Contest
00:13:18This is weird, man
00:13:20I don't like this guy doing the voiceover either
00:13:22Send him in along with your own personal topics
00:13:24He's just like right up on the mic
00:13:27And then go ahead, send him in
00:13:29Kill them
00:13:31Kill them all
00:13:33If they don't like your favorite music video
00:13:35You know what to do
00:13:37You know what to do
00:13:39Who is Andrew Dotto?
00:13:49I think they wanted me to play Bobby Brown
00:13:51That was on our own in the end, I think
00:13:53Oh, it definitely was
00:13:55So that was pretty much a spot to
00:13:57It's almost like a you say what we play
00:13:59If you win, you're gonna
00:14:01pick out all the music for a day
00:14:03I just think
00:14:05it could have been conveyed a little bit better
00:14:07I don't know, that was strange
00:14:09Was that like around election time
00:14:11or something?
00:14:13Was this like a particular vibe they were going for
00:14:15or did they pick this out of thin air?
00:14:17It could have been during the first Clinton
00:14:19Bush and Ross Perot time
00:14:21Most of that music
00:14:23was from like 90 to 92
00:14:25Yeah
00:14:27And honestly, I mean I
00:14:29kinda like the idea of like you're a dictator
00:14:31You get to choose the music
00:14:33But you being somebody who plays the music
00:14:35that the station
00:14:37is looking for
00:14:39Is that such a good thing?
00:14:41Even as a DJ, do you want somebody randomly
00:14:43playing whatever they want?
00:14:45Well no, you don't
00:14:47I'm sure there's certain
00:14:49restraints to it
00:14:51But at the same time
00:14:53you want to keep it legit
00:14:55You have to think, a lot of the stuff
00:14:57whoever wins is gonna want to hear
00:14:59is stuff that they already play on their channel
00:15:01or on their station anyway
00:15:03So it's like it's often when you get a
00:15:05phone call in
00:15:07you know
00:15:09radio, it's typically
00:15:11for a song that you already play
00:15:13You know what I mean?
00:15:15So it's like okay, well let me use
00:15:17this request here cause the song's gonna play
00:15:19in two songs anyway
00:15:21You don't think the person who won this contest
00:15:23you know, they probably vetted them and they're like
00:15:25No, this person's not gonna throw us any
00:15:27some wild curveballs here
00:15:29Like if they looked at me coming in, they'd be like
00:15:31No, he's clearly gonna do something silly
00:15:33and he's gonna troll us with all his
00:15:35musical choices
00:15:37Sometimes what I like to do is
00:15:39there'll be people streaming online
00:15:41and they'll like to play music, right?
00:15:43Yeah
00:15:45And they'll be like, well you can change
00:15:47the jukebox and throw in your request
00:15:49to get played for a dollar
00:15:51and it's like, oh well now you're just
00:15:53Now you're just baiting me
00:15:55I think I did it last night
00:15:57and I was like, alright well you're gonna hear
00:15:59Justin Bieber by Bizarre
00:16:01and then you're gonna hear a Yoko Ono song
00:16:03and then you're gonna play
00:16:05DZK, High School Girls
00:16:17I wanna just throw everybody
00:16:19Then I'm gonna play the theme song to
00:16:21Alvin and the Chipmunks
00:16:23Like, if you're giving me this power
00:16:25I'm going to abuse it
00:16:27Man, I don't know, there's something about that MTV one
00:16:29that just doesn't sit well with me
00:16:31This is another one, like the buttsuds
00:16:33that just kept coming on and on
00:16:35and then I'm thinking to myself
00:16:37if you look at somebody's video channel
00:16:39analytics, it's gotta be
00:16:41like an 80-20 male split
00:16:43So why is this ad
00:16:45constantly playing?
00:16:47I don't think they're getting their money's worth out of it
00:16:51What?
00:16:55The weirdest flex seal product there is
00:16:59Flex disc
00:17:03What the hell is this?
00:17:11And now
00:17:13back to your Scott the Woz
00:17:15talking about the Nintendo 64
00:17:17Right
00:17:23What?
00:17:25Mess-free period sex?
00:17:27I did not expect this today, Joe
00:17:33She's so zany
00:17:39She is so an influencer
00:17:41Who has a
00:17:43side comedy career
00:17:47So zany
00:17:49Just like buttsuds, girl
00:17:51Could be her sister
00:17:57What?
00:18:01That's a lot of damage
00:18:03Yeah
00:18:11Flex
00:18:13Good for vaginas
00:18:17Oh my goodness
00:18:19Do you think I'd be kicked out of places if I just walked in with a capri sun
00:18:21and went
00:18:23Good for vaginas
00:18:25No, you would
00:18:27Dude, that was
00:18:29I mean, she was kind of funny
00:18:31It was shot well
00:18:33I liked her 90s breakdancing
00:18:35Yeah, I've never heard of such a thing before
00:18:37but again, that wouldn't be targeted towards me or you
00:18:41I don't know
00:18:43Why was it in outer space?
00:18:45Why couldn't it have been a more practical application?
00:18:47I don't get it
00:18:49Because it's for girls who go everywhere
00:18:51Okay
00:18:53They're everything to everybody
00:18:55They can breakdance
00:18:57They got jokes
00:18:59They're in space
00:19:01They're scientists
00:19:03She had a full demonstration kit in front of her
00:19:05She did, yep
00:19:07And again, like I said
00:19:09I'm watching somebody doing content
00:19:11about like the Nintendo 64
00:19:13And it comes on
00:19:15And on
00:19:17And I just want to be like
00:19:19Lady, I don't have that problem
00:19:21I would love to support your spot here
00:19:23but I can't really pitch in
00:19:25You know
00:19:27And here's something that you can pitch in
00:19:29Have you ever wanted to get me a Christmas gift?
00:19:31Because this is the product
00:19:33that I want
00:19:35Yeah
00:19:37I want to sell this now
00:19:39Look how much fun the kids are having
00:19:41This is the disco dance machine
00:19:43It's an electric record player
00:19:45without the record
00:19:47Disco disco
00:19:49Disco dance machine
00:19:51Disco disco
00:19:53Look at these kids in the basement
00:19:55Disco disco
00:19:57Disco dance machine
00:19:59Is he like singing for all of his friends?
00:20:01I don't know who's singing
00:20:03I don't know where they got these kids
00:20:05Looks like Mila Kunis
00:20:07So records not included
00:20:09So how is it playing the songs?
00:20:11Ohio Heart, I want answers
00:20:13Disco disco
00:20:15Somebody get the microphone from Brandon
00:20:17He's going to go after it again
00:20:19One more time
00:20:21That is so much stuff happening
00:20:23That is, what year was this?
00:20:2580?
00:20:2781?
00:20:29I was going to say it must be early 80s
00:20:31Because disco was like the 70s era
00:20:33So for them to like
00:20:35commercialize disco so much
00:20:37to make a record free
00:20:39jukebox slash
00:20:41karaoke machine for children
00:20:43Look at all them just dancing
00:20:45He said for all
00:20:47For all, okay
00:20:49Record not included
00:20:51Dude, bizarre
00:20:53Like what music does it come stock with?
00:20:55A disco dance machine
00:20:57Or is there not a disco dance machine?
00:20:59From Ohio
00:21:01So bizarre
00:21:03Yeah, but I kind of want it, don't you?
00:21:05How big is it?
00:21:07It looks pretty decent size
00:21:09compared to these kids
00:21:11It's got to be at least 3 feet
00:21:13The guys are super stiff
00:21:15And the girls know the exact thing
00:21:17They know all the moves to hit
00:21:19I'm going to sing this for you
00:21:21Disco disco
00:21:23Disco dance machine
00:21:25Disco disco
00:21:27Disco dance machine
00:21:29Disco disco
00:21:31Disco dance machine
00:21:33Disco fun for all
00:21:35What if it was just like
00:21:37The disco dance machine comes complete as shown
00:21:39Record not included
00:21:41Like the Nickelodeon game shows
00:21:43Where they just got the machine itself
00:21:45That was the only payoff
00:21:47Dude, if you threw a party
00:21:49And I came over and you had the disco dance machine
00:21:51I'm calling the whole neighborhood over
00:21:53We're throwing down
00:21:55You need this
00:21:57You need this
00:21:59This is the one item you need
00:22:01For any birthday party
00:22:03Bar mitzvah, sweet sixteen
00:22:05For even just like a sleepover
00:22:07With all the kids in the basement
00:22:09You need this thing
00:22:11It'll appease your kids for hours
00:22:13So the other thing you get a lot
00:22:15When you're, I don't know, watching live sports
00:22:17On a streaming service
00:22:19Is a betting service
00:22:21You know, like DraftKings
00:22:23Yeah, I was actually watching
00:22:25WWE day one
00:22:27And I was getting hit with these
00:22:29Within the show
00:22:31You can bet on how many finishers
00:22:33Will be hit and who will win the match
00:22:35And how long it will go
00:22:37And I'm just like
00:22:39Never once was I enticed to want to like
00:22:41Play along, I just want to, you know, enjoy the show
00:22:43But yeah dude, I'm seeing these a lot too
00:22:45I think wrestling is the strangest thing to bet on
00:22:47Because literally
00:22:49A booker and the agent
00:22:51Could be like, what was the line?
00:22:53Said we'd hit three finishers
00:22:55Alright, we'll hit three finishers
00:22:57And you, you over there, make a bet
00:22:59Yeah
00:23:01Can they really trace everybody who they may feed information to?
00:23:03I'd have no idea
00:23:05I mean, at least with live sports
00:23:07It's
00:23:09Probably like
00:23:1185% chance real
00:23:13With the little bit of conspiracy that says
00:23:15They alter some stuff
00:23:17And if you go down those rabbit holes
00:23:19They're like, hey, look at your ticket
00:23:21It doesn't exactly say sporting event
00:23:23It says entertainment event
00:23:25That's because if they call it a sporting event
00:23:27It'd be regulated and it's like, okay, okay, okay
00:23:29Alright, hold on
00:23:31Don't drag me down there with you, Joe
00:23:33I can't afford it
00:23:35It's Thanksgiving and I just want to have turkey
00:23:37Not a conspiracy theory
00:23:39Even if I may buy into some of it
00:23:41So this is DraftKings
00:23:43And I was like
00:23:45I was like, okay
00:23:47Is this the spokesperson you're getting
00:23:49Is this someone really breaking the budget
00:23:55Yep, there she is
00:23:57Jessie Coffield
00:23:59I see her everywhere
00:24:01This commercial everywhere
00:24:07Automatica
00:24:09Dude, his name is too perfect not to get picked for the spot
00:24:11You know it
00:24:13No stressy, Jessie
00:24:19I'm a back-betting partner of the NFL
00:24:25Dude, that's in my mind now
00:24:27Just that guitar riff
00:24:29That is synonymous with DraftKings for me
00:24:31You know, DraftKings kind of has that same quality
00:24:33That you'd get
00:24:35I don't want to say it
00:24:37But like those porno type ads there
00:24:39And it's like
00:24:41Are you tired?
00:24:43And the pop-up comes on there
00:24:45And it's somebody in front of a green screen
00:24:47And there's so much dynamic action
00:24:49And they're like, quit clicking now
00:24:51And sign in
00:24:53Or find the locals
00:24:55In your area
00:24:57And then you got
00:24:59Martine Grammatica
00:25:01In the year 2022
00:25:03Yeah, what was that about
00:25:05Where did he come from
00:25:07I bet he like
00:25:09I can just picture it now
00:25:11He gets some call from his agent
00:25:13And it's like, dude, they want you for a DraftKings commercial
00:25:15What? Why?
00:25:17Do you think you can do it?
00:25:19Well, all I have left is like two cameos
00:25:21That got booked for some reason
00:25:23It's all I have coming in anymore
00:25:25Yeah, dude, book it
00:25:27Well, here's what they're going to want to do
00:25:29They want to talk about how automatic their system is
00:25:31Cause I'm automatica
00:25:33It's a good thing his name rhymes with that
00:25:35I'll tell you that much
00:25:37But does he have anything on the classic pitchman
00:25:39Our current reigning champion
00:25:41And, uh
00:25:43Well, the leader
00:25:45Of Hulkamania
00:25:47This ad didn't make it into our other show
00:25:49But I figured, why not
00:25:51Use it as an example of past commercials
00:25:59What in the world
00:26:01What is that?
00:26:03A heater?
00:26:05Down my air conditioner
00:26:07Oh my god
00:26:10Wait a minute, bring it back
00:26:12Bring it back
00:26:14I missed all of that
00:26:16I can't even figure this out
00:26:18I thought it was some cute little Asian girl
00:26:20Oh my god
00:26:22What is he saying?
00:26:26She kind of looks like an Asian Michelle Tanner
00:26:28Doesn't she?
00:26:30Well, Hulk Hogan was really popular in Japan
00:26:32That is verifiable fact
00:26:34I'm just happy for the Hulkster
00:26:36That he's just
00:26:39Getting so much work
00:26:41It's like, hey, we really need to market
00:26:43Our new air conditioner
00:26:45Who can we get for that?
00:26:47Hulk Hogan, duh
00:26:49What sense does that make?
00:26:51But it makes all the sense at the same time, right?
00:26:53I told you
00:26:55He's the ultimate pitchman
00:26:57That's why he beat Flair
00:26:59And he's willing to take on all challengers
00:27:01Yep
00:27:03And his next opponent might even be Shaquille O'Neal
00:27:05Or Mr. T
00:27:08And he just has one thing to say
00:27:10Hulk Hogan, duh
00:27:12Was that really Hulk's voice?
00:27:14Or was he just
00:27:16Lip syncing with that?
00:27:18Maybe he stubbed his toe
00:27:20On the way out
00:27:22When he was displaying the item
00:27:24And that was just a primal yell from him
00:27:26You seem like you've completely forgotten about Martin Gramatica
00:27:28And I'm just going to assume
00:27:30That you're already assuming the past
00:27:32Is a little bit wilder than the current viral ads
00:27:34Without a doubt, dude
00:27:36That was just
00:27:38It just catches you off guard
00:27:40You think, oh here's some
00:27:42Sweet little girl
00:27:44And then literally
00:27:46She says something, you don't know
00:27:48Maybe she sets it up for Hulk
00:27:50But he just, boom, right into the screen
00:27:52Out of nowhere, just screaming at you
00:27:54He's just holding the thing
00:27:56And heat is just waving out of it
00:27:58I just
00:28:00I don't know, man
00:28:02That's why Hulk is the reigning
00:28:04Nowadays
00:28:06The thing that is the reigning undisputed champion
00:28:08Of commercials is
00:28:10Mobile video game ads
00:28:12How often do you get hit with these things?
00:28:14So much
00:28:16So much
00:28:18This one, like I did a whole video
00:28:20About all these different
00:28:22App games that they tried to throw at me
00:28:24But this one, I'm at the
00:28:26Medic and I'm just waiting to get something
00:28:28Checked out
00:28:30Ear, ear people
00:28:32Sitting in the car
00:28:34And I'm thinking of show episode ideas
00:28:36And all of a sudden I keep getting ads
00:28:38For this mobile game
00:28:40So the next few ads you'll see
00:28:42Are for a mobile game
00:28:44Which I don't know what it's about
00:28:46But I do know that the creators
00:28:48Of it don't seem to care at all
00:28:50About copyright
00:28:52No? Nope
00:28:54But let's, before we go into the
00:28:56Copyright violations, let's just
00:28:58Start simple
00:29:00Is Yuki okay?
00:29:02Is Yuki okay?
00:29:04Figure fantasy
00:29:06What do you think?
00:29:08This guy talks like Tommy Wiseau
00:29:10How's Amber?
00:29:12Is Amber okay?
00:29:14Is Sumimako?
00:29:16Are they okay?
00:29:18Why is he so angry?
00:29:20You seem confused
00:29:22Let's switch our places
00:29:24He is like an abusive boyfriend
00:29:26Tell me, who are you?
00:29:28I'm a figurine shop cashier
00:29:34The audio is so bad
00:29:36Isn't it?
00:29:38And with the audio that bad, do you think the game's gonna be
00:29:40Any better quality wise?
00:29:42No way
00:29:44We got a guy
00:29:46Who's abusive to some random woman
00:29:48I don't know why
00:29:50Talks like Tommy Wiseau
00:29:52Goes into a figure shop
00:29:54And
00:29:56Seals her clothes
00:30:00Not anybody should just be allowed
00:30:02To make commercials
00:30:04And this is why
00:30:06This is absolutely why
00:30:08You know what's really gonna sell our game?
00:30:10An abusive guy
00:30:12Who just yells at you
00:30:14He's just so mad
00:30:16And angry
00:30:18And that's who we want our customer base to be
00:30:20People who are also disabusive
00:30:22It was like an
00:30:24An anime
00:30:26Final fantasy kind of
00:30:28But video game
00:30:30Card game
00:30:32It's like a video game but you're playing with cards
00:30:34I don't know man
00:30:36You don't sound that intrigued to try
00:30:38Figure fantasy
00:30:40Oh my gosh
00:30:42And isn't that the go to voice for any of that stuff?
00:30:44See I feel bad
00:30:46Cause I don't wanna like
00:30:48You know everyone's got their hobbies and things that they're into
00:30:50Right
00:30:52That's the first thing I hear in my head
00:30:54And I'm like
00:30:56I'm immediately judging you right now
00:30:58I don't want to
00:31:00But all I hear is you following some girl
00:31:02Who kinda looks like that but now in drawn form
00:31:04And she talks like this
00:31:06I will say
00:31:08Back in the day I used to watch a ton of
00:31:10Dragon Ball Z
00:31:12That was a dope cartoon show I liked it
00:31:14Maybe things were simpler in the past
00:31:16Maybe
00:31:18I'm losing hope
00:31:20No you cannot
00:31:26You cannot lose weight
00:31:28By talking on the phone
00:31:30What is this?
00:31:36The slim suit
00:31:38You know what that is?
00:31:40It's a trash bag
00:31:42Basically
00:31:44It's a trash bag that's tailored to fit your body
00:31:46And we used to wear those
00:31:48We used to cut weight before
00:31:50Wrestling tournaments in high school
00:31:54But none of these ladies in this commercial
00:31:56Look like they were preparing for a wrestling meet
00:31:58You would take on your
00:32:00You'd put on your sweatpants, your sweatshirt
00:32:02You'd put that over it all
00:32:04And you would turn on all the showers in the men's locker room
00:32:06And you would run around the shower
00:32:08With all the steam going so you could lose water weight
00:32:10And that's what this thing is for
00:32:14Imagine you are one of the kids in the neighborhood
00:32:16And you know what?
00:32:18Every adult woman on this street
00:32:20Is dressed like she's ready to be taken to Mars
00:32:22Dressed like a freaking robot
00:32:26One size fits all
00:32:28How lazy is this company?
00:32:30She's looking at it like
00:32:32Wait a minute, I may have made a huge mistake here
00:32:36Who would have thought I could just lose weight
00:32:38By just laying down
00:32:40Or sitting on the couch
00:32:46I always think
00:32:48How could I make that my dress style?
00:32:54It's almost like they're
00:32:56Dressed for like a
00:32:58Puffy and Mace
00:33:00Music video from back in the day
00:33:06The thing that I thought was awesome about this
00:33:08Is it says not available in stores
00:33:10And it's like well of course not
00:33:12Who in their right mind is going to go out
00:33:14Well this guy shut up already
00:33:16It's like who in their right mind
00:33:18Is going to go out to the mall and buy that
00:33:20Nobody
00:33:22Aw dammit they only have it in silver
00:33:24I was looking to get this in black
00:33:26I wanted it in gold
00:33:28Yeah but if you
00:33:30MC Hammer would have worn this
00:33:32I think he might have
00:33:34He's got his
00:33:36Parachute pants for dancing
00:33:38And being an entertainer
00:33:40But on his off time to lose weight
00:33:42Because he has a busy schedule
00:33:44He's wearing this and it's not that big of a difference
00:33:46But just enough
00:33:48You would think that he was just
00:33:50Getting ready to go to a show
00:33:52There's no designs on anything
00:33:54There's no company logo
00:33:56There's no swoosh
00:33:58There's no rebar
00:34:00This is just
00:34:02Nah you're wearing this silver jumpsuit
00:34:04Right now
00:34:06And you get the old lady
00:34:08It's really helping me when I do my vacuuming
00:34:10Vacuuming
00:34:12Oh my gosh
00:34:14Why does she sound like Krang
00:34:16That was too much
00:34:18Shredger
00:34:20I need to lose 5 pounds
00:34:22Of water weight
00:34:26Krang always belches for some reason
00:34:28What the heck was up with that
00:34:30Just the fact that somebody would
00:34:32Advertise a trash bag
00:34:34You're advertising a
00:34:36Trash bag that is painted
00:34:38Silver
00:34:40For weight loss
00:34:42And you're targeting people, lazy people
00:34:44That want to just lay on the couch
00:34:46Or oh while I'm vacuuming the house
00:34:48Or loading the dishwasher
00:34:50I can lose weight
00:34:52No you can't
00:34:54You cannot
00:34:56And then there's the person in their front lawn
00:34:58Just lounging wearing the suit
00:35:00It's like alright if it's a really hot day
00:35:02You're going to be sweating your ass off
00:35:04Within 10 minutes
00:35:06So it's probably just
00:35:08Sending rays
00:35:10Just blinding people driving by
00:35:12If you stand up
00:35:14You're going to cause a car crash
00:35:16Figure Fantasy may not have won that round with Jeff
00:35:18But you know they've made
00:35:20I don't know what I saw online
00:35:22Was like hundreds of ads
00:35:24So I don't know what their ad budget is
00:35:26But as I was sitting
00:35:28Waiting to be called in to be checked on by the doc
00:35:30Another one played
00:35:32And another one played
00:35:34That's crazy
00:35:38Wait this is it
00:35:40Is that the same woman
00:35:42Okay mom
00:35:46He is not that excited
00:35:48Over this
00:35:50They're just cards right
00:35:52Wake up have your meal
00:35:54Wait a moment
00:35:56Mom
00:35:58Everyone in this commercial
00:36:00Is a terrible actor
00:36:02I understand they have the budget to make a hundred of these
00:36:04Okay
00:36:08Okay I will where's my delivery
00:36:12This guy is definitely
00:36:14Looking for a career in Tik Tok
00:36:16And he thinks that's the only career path worth going down
00:36:18You play Figure Fantasy too
00:36:22Weird
00:36:24That's not a mother's son
00:36:26That is couch sitting
00:36:28Figure Fantasy
00:36:30Who does this
00:36:32Appeal to
00:36:34My gosh
00:36:36What was that dude
00:36:38That voice in the end
00:36:40It is just piercing
00:36:42I love these commercials
00:36:44Can we
00:36:46Make our own Figure Fantasy
00:36:48Can we please
00:36:50Well as you'll see Figure Fantasy doesn't have
00:36:52A set structure
00:36:54That last one you have an abusive guy
00:36:56To a store clerk
00:36:58You have a snot nose kid
00:37:00Disobeying his parent
00:37:02Until he finds out that she also plays the game
00:37:04And then he's actually interested
00:37:06In being her son
00:37:08What the hell
00:37:10That's a healthy family but of course she plays the game
00:37:12It's got a four and a half star rating on Google Play
00:37:14Oh of course
00:37:16That's why
00:37:18Wait hold on
00:37:20Let me just let me get this right
00:37:22You're sitting there waiting for him at the
00:37:24Doctors office
00:37:26When these spots come on
00:37:28When these ads come on you can't necessarily
00:37:30Right away determine
00:37:32What it is
00:37:34You don't know what you're going to get
00:37:36Aside from the download
00:37:38Link in the bottom left
00:37:40I'm a little tipped off because
00:37:42If you look out in the corner on a YouTube
00:37:44Video they have the little
00:37:46Graphic down there and I see
00:37:48An anime girl so I'm
00:37:50Assuming it's got to be some sort of
00:37:52Mobile game or
00:37:54Other stuff
00:37:56Where you see anime girls
00:37:58Man this is just weird
00:38:00Dude this is weird
00:38:02What did she get for a package
00:38:04Oh a phone
00:38:06That huge package
00:38:08Was just for a phone
00:38:10Wait
00:38:12Come and collect your delivery
00:38:14Wait he already has a phone it's his package
00:38:18Please don't
00:38:20Please don't
00:38:24Wait the package got
00:38:26Completely ignored
00:38:28Hold on
00:38:30That's the wall I thought those were all packages
00:38:32Behind them
00:38:34Where'd the box go
00:38:36Alright this commercial was so weird
00:38:38Oh my god my ears
00:38:40This commercial was so weird
00:38:42We just completely overlooked that the package
00:38:44Suddenly just became a picture in picture
00:38:46Of the game and then
00:38:48The storyline got dropped
00:38:50What you know what's going to happen
00:38:52My phone and my computer
00:38:54They're listening to me right now
00:38:56I'm going to start getting figure fantasy spots
00:38:58All over watching YouTube
00:39:00And Facebook and you name it
00:39:02Damn you Joe
00:39:04And then your girlfriend's going to walk in and you're going to be like
00:39:06So what are we doing tonight
00:39:08Figure fantasies
00:39:10I have a package
00:39:12You play too
00:39:16Dude child's world
00:39:18There was one right in Portland remember
00:39:20There was I loved it
00:39:22It's still kind of a castle building now
00:39:24Yeah still but it's like
00:39:26Big lots now isn't it
00:39:28Yeah and there's no pandas
00:39:30Just skating around the store anymore
00:39:32No unfortunately
00:39:34So this is like a local
00:39:36Child's world commercial this is cool
00:39:42Everything a toy store should be
00:39:44A place where you can
00:39:46Track down pandas that just
00:39:48Randomly just start you know
00:39:50Skating in the middle of the store
00:39:52Dude but that hit me right in the heart
00:39:54That had all the nostalgia right there
00:39:56I missed that place
00:39:58Dude I used to buy ninja turtles there
00:40:00Well I didn't buy them I didn't have any money
00:40:02But you know
00:40:04Somebody had the money the panda
00:40:06He probably bought it for me
00:40:08See I always thought it was child's
00:40:10World not child world
00:40:12Yeah I kind of think child's world
00:40:14Rolls off the tongue a little bit better
00:40:16Child's world could be anything really
00:40:18Unless this is one of those like
00:40:20Mandela effects or something
00:40:22I love the fact too
00:40:24As you mentioned we had one in the area
00:40:26And the building is still shaped
00:40:28With the crown
00:40:30Yeah it has the little castle
00:40:32Parts on the top
00:40:34And it was for the longest time a martins
00:40:36And you're like why does martins look so fancy
00:40:38Like if you didn't know you'd be like
00:40:40Why does martins look like a castle
00:40:42Dude martins has a hell of a jingle though
00:40:44They really do
00:40:46It's like the more you shop at martins dear
00:40:48The more you save
00:40:50So you go home a hero
00:40:52Alright daddy here
00:40:54Go buy yourself a big tasty plate of tools at martins
00:40:58Soon on this channel
00:41:00Because of his suggestion
00:41:02We will do some main related stuff
00:41:04Just cause we know
00:41:06Right come on
00:41:08You know you always had the giraffe
00:41:10At you know
00:41:12Toys r us so seeing a panda
00:41:14Is like not really a big deal
00:41:16That whole
00:41:18What was it called
00:41:20Fantasy girl what is it
00:41:22Figure fantasy
00:41:24The whole thing just made me uncomfortable
00:41:26Like it was strange to watch
00:41:28I thought something was
00:41:30About to go down between these two people
00:41:32That shouldn't be talked about
00:41:34So that one was definitely more
00:41:36Bizarre but the child's world
00:41:38Commercial was just
00:41:40Dude chef's kiss
00:41:42I missed that place
00:41:44It sucks that figure fantasy is creeping you out
00:41:46Because they're back
00:41:48Did they really do over
00:41:50100 of these
00:41:52What is their budget
00:41:54And who is bankrolling all of this
00:41:56Figure fantasy mafia
00:41:58And come on you know they're not spending that much money
00:42:00On actors
00:42:02No
00:42:04What's the matter with you fish you have a pumped iron all week
00:42:06What are you doing everyday
00:42:08Figure fantasy has been released today
00:42:10I just got tons of legendary figurines
00:42:12Wait that's not his voice
00:42:14No
00:42:16That's the girl in the end
00:42:18That's the girl's voice from the end
00:42:20Look at yourself
00:42:22You don't live you don't even know how to play the game
00:42:24Either you don't even have to spend
00:42:26A penny on this game to get legendary figurines
00:42:28Dude this is just weird
00:42:30He's kind of annoying
00:42:32Kind of sounds like he's going to ask me
00:42:34About spongebob squarepants
00:42:36But what time it is
00:42:42Oh did she
00:42:46And I'm going to challenge you to put all your final fantasy figurines
00:42:48On the line
00:42:50Figure fantasy
00:42:52At the royal rumble
00:42:54And we're going to do it inside the tokyo dome
00:42:56Final fantasy figure
00:42:58Fantasy
00:43:00On a pool
00:43:02Dude I can't do it
00:43:04I can't I can't do it
00:43:06See that's the problem if you're going back into the gym
00:43:08To really put in the work
00:43:10In the new year and somebody comes up to you
00:43:12And wants to
00:43:14Say you don't lift properly bro
00:43:16You're just sitting around
00:43:18Playing your figure fantasy
00:43:20Do you even lift
00:43:22I guess not dude I don't know
00:43:24What you want from me
00:43:26I'm just trying to unlock so and so
00:43:28For eight dollars you can get five
00:43:30Figurines
00:43:32You know what the weird thing is I bet this game is like
00:43:34Crazy successful
00:43:36I bet they make a crap ton of money
00:43:38Dude
00:43:40That's the saddest part
00:43:42We're in the wrong business
00:43:44Joe
00:43:46We're sitting here
00:43:48About eleven and a half people are going to watch this episode
00:43:50And at least half of them are going to download
00:43:52This freaking app
00:43:54And we're not going to get a penny for it
00:43:56Did I tell you how much I love figure fantasy
00:43:58Sometimes I put it on my phone
00:44:00And you could even
00:44:02Do battles because all these games are about doing battles
00:44:04And collect
00:44:06Personalized characters
00:44:08That you could put on your team
00:44:10And my new iPhone came preloaded
00:44:12With figure fantasy
00:44:14So I got a hundred extra coins
00:44:16Download figure fantasy today
00:44:20Use our app code in the description
00:44:22There is no app code
00:44:24No
00:44:26Though I'd rather sell this product
00:44:28What do you got
00:44:30Oh dude heck yeah
00:44:32Is that Doc Brown
00:44:36Eww
00:44:38Oh what the hell
00:44:40Oh my god
00:44:42That would creep out your sister
00:44:44In a heartbeat
00:44:46He's spilling his guts
00:44:48How do you raise a serial killer
00:44:52I kind of remember this
00:44:58Dude that was awesome
00:45:00That reminded me of the like
00:45:02Creepy crawlers
00:45:04It was like an oven
00:45:06Where you would bake insects right
00:45:08Yes
00:45:10That's what this kind of reminds me of
00:45:12It's like the same kind of toy
00:45:14This is just upsetting
00:45:16Look at this
00:45:24Can we find out
00:45:26If these kid actors did anything else
00:45:28After this
00:45:30No they're in like a
00:45:32Site ward for trauma basically
00:45:36Sound effects
00:45:38Oh dude
00:45:40You know what the very very end
00:45:42Of the commercial explains it perfectly
00:45:44You get the stamp and it says too gross
00:45:46It's like playing with Gak
00:45:48But in the whole
00:45:50But also I don't know the dissecting
00:45:52No not for me
00:45:54No and then well here's the thing
00:45:56After you rip this monster's guts out
00:45:58What do you do
00:46:00Just stick them back in and do it all over again
00:46:02That's true have you ever like tried to
00:46:04Ever tried to clean Gak
00:46:06Or play-doh or anything else
00:46:08And it picks up everything else on the carpet
00:46:10On the floor
00:46:12Everything and then it's like extra guts not included
00:46:14So you can like rip it out once
00:46:16And then you can like chase your sister
00:46:18Around the house with it
00:46:20Threaten to put it in her hair
00:46:22And then after that the fun's kind of over
00:46:24Yeah cause then they'll sell like the six to seven dollar tube
00:46:26And you're like yeah but I could get
00:46:28Something cool for the six or seven dollars
00:46:30I don't want a replacement tube
00:46:32No
00:46:34I guess that toy's no good anymore
00:46:36Gone
00:46:38That's disgusting
00:46:40That's a point
00:46:42He's spilling his guts
00:46:44He's spilling his guts dad look
00:46:46That dog is awesome
00:46:48Yeah
00:46:50He's a mad scientist
00:46:52I like the scientist
00:46:54He's great
00:46:56Dude I don't know
00:46:58It's not something that I probably would have wanted as a kid
00:47:00But I kind of respect it
00:47:02It just makes me feel like the 90's I don't know
00:47:04So speaking of the 90's we have a popular
00:47:06Icon from then
00:47:08And you might recognize him
00:47:10He's still pretty big today
00:47:12A lot of people want to be him
00:47:14It's the Joker
00:47:16What
00:47:18Well
00:47:20Well
00:47:22Looks like you've run out of luck
00:47:24What's he sound like
00:47:26Is this a fan film
00:47:28Gold hand
00:47:30That famous movie
00:47:32No
00:47:34No this is not a figure fantasy commercial
00:47:36No
00:47:38I can't do this all day
00:47:40These people getting free stuff
00:47:42Maybe figure fantasy
00:47:44They can't just rip off Batman
00:47:46And Harley Quinn
00:47:48Yeah
00:47:54You want to do another take
00:48:00Figure fantasy
00:48:04I can't tell if he's doing a good Joker
00:48:06Or a terrible Joker
00:48:08He's definitely the most charismatic
00:48:10Person in the shot
00:48:12Batman
00:48:14I hate
00:48:16Pay to play games
00:48:18What
00:48:24Bull crap dude
00:48:30You think the Joker cares about paying a penny
00:48:32He burns money
00:48:34So this game is
00:48:36Strictly about
00:48:38Paying
00:48:40So this game is
00:48:42Strictly like a micro transaction
00:48:44Game but they're telling you
00:48:46You don't have to spend money
00:48:48And that the joke is on the Joker
00:48:50Ah man
00:48:52I didn't think that was going to be a figure
00:48:54Fantasy commercial
00:48:56And then slowly but surely
00:48:58Here we are but we didn't get
00:49:00The annoying voice in the end this time
00:49:02I think that would have been a little much
00:49:04After the Joker just spent the last
00:49:06Minute talking about
00:49:08Pay to play and pay to pay
00:49:10Services there
00:49:12PVP
00:49:14What if you want a bizarre crew
00:49:16Nothing got more bizarre
00:49:18Than honeycombs
00:49:20Check out this motley crew
00:49:24Look at this guy
00:49:26Ah the honeycomb hideout
00:49:28They have a robot these kids
00:49:34Honeycomb
00:49:36Dude honeycombs are still good
00:49:38I don't care
00:49:44This is very
00:49:4680's isn't it
00:49:48What gave that away
00:49:50The weird Goonies type
00:49:52Atmosphere the random robot
00:49:54Or the biker who suddenly became the best
00:49:56Friend of a 7 year old
00:49:58Right he just was all of a sudden
00:50:00Besties with all those children
00:50:02Ah he was riding a dirt bike
00:50:04And they have a robot friend
00:50:06And I'd want to be a part of that
00:50:08Motley crew
00:50:10What happened to the honeycombs I just bought you
00:50:12We gave it to a biker who came to hang out in our shed
00:50:14Roger ate all of them
00:50:16Who's Roger
00:50:18The robot
00:50:22Yeah yeah yeah
00:50:24Dude honeycombs are good though
00:50:26They are good that's why a biker will come and hang out with you
00:50:28If you give him a bowl
00:50:30Now this one's not figure fantasy
00:50:32But it does have a superhero you admire
00:50:34You're lying to me
00:50:36It is figure fantasy
00:50:38No this one's called the wreck room
00:50:46Oh the meme
00:50:50Wreck room
00:50:52Become your own superhero inside the wreck room
00:50:54Explore millions of rooms with friends
00:50:56Join wreck room now
00:50:58Play with friends from all over
00:51:00I will do that Spidey
00:51:02What is this like a
00:51:04Multiplayer runescape or something
00:51:06What is happening here
00:51:08You know I've never heard of wreck room
00:51:10So whoever's in the comments who knows what wreck room is
00:51:12They'll probably be like I can't believe you old timers
00:51:14Don't have any idea what the kids are playing
00:51:16Wreck room
00:51:18We make our own levels we're our own superheroes
00:51:20Why are you making fun of this
00:51:22But to me I'm just
00:51:24I'm like oh I see copyright infringement
00:51:26I see terrible acting
00:51:28I see the audio effects of like
00:51:30When you go and go hey we need like
00:51:32Four of you people to sound like an exciting crowd
00:51:34And then they go in there and they're like
00:51:36Woo yeah
00:51:38Alright
00:51:40And now switch spots and we're gonna do it again
00:51:42Alright
00:51:44Yes
00:51:46Alright that sounds like a crowd
00:51:48Perfect
00:51:50But it's for all systems too
00:51:52I don't know man
00:51:54Wreck room
00:51:56It's got four and a half stars
00:51:58Go freaking play
00:52:00Do they all have four and a half stars
00:52:02Or is that like a template that you can find online
00:52:04To slap at the end of your ad
00:52:06And that's like a PSD that they put right down there
00:52:08Listen if we say we're five stars
00:52:10Everyone's gonna know we're full of it
00:52:12Four and a half makes us seem pretty good
00:52:14But not fishy
00:52:16I mean those jerks over at
00:52:18Figure Fantasy are doing it and that game's garbage
00:52:20You know
00:52:22Wreck room I don't know guys
00:52:24I don't know
00:52:26I kinda get the feeling anytime I see copyright infringement
00:52:28I'm like alright if they're not worried about getting sued
00:52:30There's something sketchy
00:52:32About this game right now
00:52:34Definitely
00:52:36Like it is a credit card phishing scheme just in the making
00:52:38Yep
00:52:40But what aren't scams in the making
00:52:42Are TV commercials
00:52:44You can always trust those
00:52:46Right
00:52:48Goobers
00:52:52Goobers
00:52:54This is a great spot
00:52:56Wait
00:52:58With all the words that begin with G
00:53:00This is great
00:53:02Is that guy going in space to help that girl with her period
00:53:04And he's wearing these silver suits
00:53:06Yep
00:53:10Oh
00:53:12See he has all the friends now
00:53:14Golly
00:53:16I go for guys who go for great tasting goobers
00:53:18Dude that was the best one
00:53:20Do it again
00:53:22Bring it back really quick
00:53:24I gotta see that again
00:53:26For some reason I thought that was genius
00:53:28For some reason I thought this was an ejected scene from Karate Kid
00:53:30Part 2
00:53:32Yeah
00:53:36Alright get lost
00:53:38Aw dude
00:53:40They look good though right
00:53:42They don't care if he likes goobers
00:53:44Only the kids
00:53:48Man
00:53:50Ready here comes the best line
00:53:52Golly
00:53:56That guy kind of looks like you
00:53:58If you were in the 80's
00:54:00Dude I wish
00:54:02I wish dude I would have boxes of goobers
00:54:04If it meant I would get all the friends you know
00:54:06Geez
00:54:08He looks very hip
00:54:10He does
00:54:12That was
00:54:14And you know what's so funny
00:54:16This was definitely like an 80's spot
00:54:18And you know what's awesome about it
00:54:20Everybody that was supposed to be in high school
00:54:22In the 80's
00:54:24In TV and commercial and film
00:54:26They're all just way older than that
00:54:28They all just legitimately look way older than that
00:54:30It's like the whole grease effect
00:54:32You know
00:54:34Well look at this girl right here
00:54:36That girl
00:54:38I mean her face says 30
00:54:40And her hair says 15
00:54:42Yeah
00:54:44And the guy next to her
00:54:46That guy's 34 all day
00:54:48Oh dude he stayed back
00:54:50Hella times
00:54:52But it's like the commercial's all moving
00:54:54So fast
00:54:56That you know
00:54:58It just kind of slips right by you
00:55:00And goober is something that people call each other
00:55:02As like you know
00:55:04Like oh you're a fool
00:55:06You're not being silly kind of thing
00:55:08I don't know if it was after a real candy
00:55:10I mean if anybody was a goober
00:55:12It's that guy
00:55:14Look at him
00:55:16I won't go without
00:55:18Great tasting goobers to gobble
00:55:20Golly
00:55:22I go
00:55:24What did she say
00:55:26Hold on what did she say again
00:55:28Golly I go for guys who go for great tasting goobers
00:55:30Oh my god
00:55:32It's too good
00:55:34Dude that one
00:55:36That's the one right there for me
00:55:38Are ads more weird today
00:55:40Or have they always been weird
00:55:42You've seen all the proof
00:55:44What do you think
00:55:46You know for me I think a lot of the stuff
00:55:48That you showed me that is from present day
00:55:50Right
00:55:52I think it's trying really hard to be funny
00:55:54It's trying really hard to be zany
00:55:56Which is a word you used a bunch
00:55:58It's trying really hard to be just kind of out there
00:56:00And off the wall
00:56:02If you're watching YouTube or Twitter
00:56:04Or anything in there
00:56:06There are ads popping up
00:56:08You've got to really capture somebody's attention
00:56:10Right off the bat
00:56:12But if you're sitting there back in the day
00:56:14And you're watching your favorite shows
00:56:16Or your favorite movie is on TV
00:56:18You're more likely to sit through the commercials
00:56:20So I think
00:56:22The more present day stuff
00:56:24They really go out of their way
00:56:26To try to hook you right at the jump
00:56:28And just be super out there
00:56:30Just for the sake of being strange
00:56:32I don't know
00:56:34It's almost like well that's random
00:56:36So I guess it's funny
00:56:38It's almost like they're embarrassed though
00:56:40It's almost like they're like
00:56:42Oh we know we're selling you something
00:56:44So let's just point out how silly it is
00:56:46Or they go the full route of
00:56:48Let's just make it as terrible
00:56:50As possible
00:56:52And just repeat the commercial so many times
00:56:54That you're going to know about this product
00:56:56Because you're so annoyed by it
00:56:58Yeah
00:57:00The Furniture Superstore
00:57:02The Furniture Superstore
00:57:04Yeah your butt smells
00:57:06And we got butt soap
00:57:08You're going to buy our butt soap
00:57:10Or figure fantasy
00:57:12Alright let's throw a bad actor in there
00:57:14And like do two takes
00:57:16And we'll air it a hundred times
00:57:18So everybody will wonder what the heck they just watched
00:57:20And that's how they'll talk about us
00:57:22Hey hey have you seen this commercial
00:57:24For this figure fantasy game
00:57:26Final fantasy no no no
00:57:28Figure fantasy
00:57:30But dude I gotta go with the old school
00:57:32Spots all day every day
00:57:34A lot of those just hit me
00:57:36Right in the feels
00:57:38And the goobers one especially
00:57:40I didn't even know that was like a real candy
00:57:42But uh
00:57:44It was super
00:57:46I don't know if they were necessarily trying to be funny
00:57:48I think they were just trying to be
00:57:50What the time frame was
00:57:52They were being weird
00:57:54But with charm
00:57:56Exactly yeah so it makes you want to like
00:57:58Is this candy around still
00:58:00Because if it is I'll pick some up and try it
00:58:02But I'm not going to buy the butt soap
00:58:04You know what I mean
00:58:06I'd be embarrassed to do the butt soap
00:58:08Or it'd be like the person was like
00:58:10Well I usually buy soap but why not spend
00:58:12Eight dollars more just so
00:58:14Chewbacca can be on the cover of it
00:58:16Yeah I'm not
00:58:18I'm not into that
00:58:20Obviously honeycomb but
00:58:22It sounds like you're about to have an evening
00:58:24With your disco dance machine
00:58:26Eating your goobers
00:58:28Yeah dude speaking of the
00:58:30The soap ones real quick
00:58:32With Darth Vader and all them
00:58:34Recently at my old
00:58:36Hair salon where I would
00:58:38Get my hair cut
00:58:40There was this
00:58:42What were they
00:58:44They were kind of just like a
00:58:46Hair product company that I had never
00:58:48Heard of right but I look over
00:58:50And who do they have on the cover
00:58:52Of their
00:58:54Hair product their pomade
00:58:56Ric Flair
00:58:58It was a 1990's picture
00:59:00Of Ric Flair
00:59:02So I go over there to look at it right
00:59:04And then under it
00:59:06Under it is the
00:59:08The wet clay and who is that
00:59:10A picture of the ultimate
00:59:12Warrior
00:59:14And then there's the next one
00:59:16Which is the matte finish and who's
00:59:18On that cover Matt Hardy
00:59:20No Hulk Hogan
00:59:22He has no hair
00:59:24What is the logic of this
00:59:26And then the last one
00:59:28It was some sort of like gel
00:59:30I don't know
00:59:32And it was Macho Man Randy Savage
00:59:34I felt compelled to buy all of these
00:59:36Yeah but
00:59:38You have to draw the line somewhere
00:59:40Cause then you're just buying bad wrestling products
00:59:42That you have to explain to people being like
00:59:44Well listen I take my hair care
00:59:4615 very serious
00:59:48That's why I have Ultimate Warrior
00:59:50On my shampoo
00:59:52Next thing you know you'll be wearing this shirt right here
00:59:54No they were all like
00:59:56Styling gels
00:59:58Like different hair products to style your hair
01:00:00Sons
01:00:02Wait sons of a gun
01:00:04But they're not anymore they're the ass boys
01:00:06The ass boys
01:00:08You can't just go around calling
01:00:10Yourself the ass boys
01:00:12That's not gonna end well
01:00:14And what if you go into a place where
01:00:16Nobody knows anything about professional wrestling
01:00:18And you're wearing this
01:00:20Dude they're gonna think you're
01:00:22Some sort of like pedo or something
01:00:24I don't know
01:00:26But it couldn't be any weirder than this product that I found
01:00:28Do you even understand this at all
01:00:30Let's see it
01:00:34No that's some sort of ghost
01:00:36Bustard pizza slice or something
01:00:38I don't know man
01:00:40He looks like he's in rough shape
01:00:42What you didn't think
01:00:44Hey what I need is a little toy pizza
01:00:46But he needs to look like a ghost buster
01:00:48Yeah
01:00:50I don't know I saw that and I was like
01:00:52What is this
01:00:54Why
01:00:56And then I thought to myself
01:00:58I need this
01:01:00Well maybe on a future
01:01:02Episode we can just review all strange
01:01:04Products
01:01:06Or like hodgepodge mashup kind of things
01:01:08But his butt doesn't smell
01:01:10No he uses
01:01:12Butt suds
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