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  • 5/21/2025
The Valley (2024) - Season 2 Episode 3 -
The Billionaire and the Boys' Chat
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Transcript
00:00Oh, you're doing so good.
00:25You are such a good swimmer.
00:28Broken love
00:33Jax is finally willing to seek help.
00:37I was in shock. I said, dude, I'm so happy for you.
00:40Push Brittany aside right now.
00:42Obviously you need to do this for yourself and for Cruz.
00:45All these voices in my head they lie
00:49All these voices in my head they lie
00:52Jax checked himself into rehab.
00:55I need proof.
00:57Brittany called.
00:58I'm not gonna lie, I'm like honestly shocked.
01:01How can I find
01:05Which is the voice of the enemy
01:09When it sounds like
01:13When it sounds like
01:16Help me
01:20Who's here?
01:24How was it?
01:26Good, I mean, he's, you know, he's gonna do it, so.
01:29Did you actually like saw him walk in?
01:31I went inside, yeah, I went inside.
01:32You went inside?
01:33Like helped him like get checked in and stuff like that.
01:35Oh my God.
01:36Talked to people a little bit.
01:37Okay, tell me everything.
01:39All right, so he's having a hard time, it seems like,
01:42separating the fact that he's mad at you for whatever.
01:45Yeah.
01:46And that he needs to get help for himself.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Everything that I've done, she has done,
01:50but I'm the one that looks like the crazy person.
01:52And he's like, well, Brittany's doing this,
01:54but it's like, that's irrelevant.
01:55I am concerned for Jax.
01:57Listen, I have a kid now,
01:58and if my actions led to me not being able to see my kid
02:02whenever I wanted to see him,
02:03then I would know that there's a real, there's a real issue.
02:06I was telling him like, dude, this is actually like,
02:08everyone in the world could benefit from a 30-day.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Like just cool off, like no responsibility but himself.
02:15But now he's 45, and he has a three-year-old son.
02:18Like even Jax Taylor has to grow up at some point.
02:22I salute you, love you.
02:25Yeah.
02:26Come in!
02:27Hello.
02:28I know it ain't easy, but you make it look easy.
02:31I salute you, yeah.
02:34I brought wine.
02:36Come in!
02:37Hi.
02:38Hi.
02:39What's going on?
02:40Hello.
02:41What's up, is y'all hanging in?
02:42A freaking lot.
02:43How are you?
02:44Good.
02:45Just hanging with the ladies?
02:47Hi.
02:48You okay?
02:49No, but I'll be okay.
02:51You know, I actually should probably get back.
02:55Yeah.
02:56And check on Cameron, relieve your mom.
02:58I'm glad you did that today.
02:59Yeah, thank you so much.
03:01I just hope that he really takes it seriously.
03:03And I'm scared he's just going to charm everybody
03:05and not be like, not tell the truth.
03:07Every day he's in there doing the right thing,
03:09he's being a fantastic father.
03:10Every time he's in there wasting time,
03:12then he's being a terrible father.
03:13You told him that?
03:14I didn't tell him that part.
03:15I just thought of that now.
03:16Yeah.
03:17But that's very true.
03:18That's very true, though.
03:20I know Jack's better than anybody.
03:22I know how charming he can be.
03:23I know how manipulating he can be.
03:25I know how he can turn all the stories
03:27to make him look like a victim.
03:28And that worries me, because the whole reason he is there
03:31is to actually make himself better,
03:33or at least try to get on that path.
03:35He needs to actually get help.
03:37Do it for our son, at least.
03:39I'm really proud of him.
03:42I'm really happy that you did this,
03:44and I'm, like, really proud to be your wife
03:46and that you're, like, I don't know.
03:48You take care of things.
03:49I drove someone 30 minutes.
03:51I know, but you got him there,
03:52and I don't think he would have gone if it weren't for you.
03:54So I'm really happy.
03:55I love you.
03:57I just hope I don't hear from him anytime soon.
04:00Me too.
04:01Me too.
04:02All right, I love you.
04:03Get home safe.
04:04Text me if baby does anything.
04:05OK.
04:06Bye.
04:07I mean, I'm a little shocked I was not expecting that.
04:09Like, I knew he needed to,
04:11but I never thought that he would actually do it.
04:13I'll go back over here,
04:14because that's, like, my phone's over here.
04:16Food's a minute away, so I'll grab it when it gets here too.
04:18OK.
04:19Yeah, um, I'm going to wait until Cruzy can...
04:23Aw, he just wants to be with Mommy.
04:25Aw.
04:26But it's hard for me to, like, talk about all this bad stuff around him.
04:28Yeah, of course.
04:29Of course.
04:30I love you.
04:32Aw.
04:34Light of my life.
04:36Aw.
04:40I could just, like, burst out in tears at any moment.
04:42It's so bad.
04:43You're OK.
04:44Ugh.
04:50You're handling it all really well.
04:52Yeah.
04:53I have tried to stick by his side
04:55through everything that he's put me through over the years.
04:57I think the food just got dropped off, I think.
05:00Let me go grab it.
05:02But I'm not the same naive little girl
05:04that was 26, that came from Kentucky,
05:07and just was chasing a boy that I fell madly in love with after two months.
05:11Thank you for getting this, Janice.
05:13Of course.
05:15This one's yours, and that one...
05:16Yeah.
05:17I'm a mother now.
05:18I have to...
05:19A human being that I have to protect.
05:20That changes everything.
05:21At least he's there.
05:22Yeah.
05:23At least he's there.
05:24And depending on how long he stays is depending on his future.
05:27Like, if he doesn't, there's...
05:29I mean, what am I supposed to do if he doesn't?
05:31If not, then everybody cuts him off.
05:33Yeah.
05:34I already told him filing, restraining order, and custody.
05:38If I were you, I would file tomorrow and don't look back.
05:43Yeah.
05:57All right, Malibu, we're getting a little fancy
05:59for early morning breakfast and tea.
06:05Okay, coming.
06:13What's up, guys?
06:14Hi.
06:15Hiya.
06:16Oh, what's happening?
06:17How you doing?
06:18Malibu.
06:20Go ahead in.
06:22I got a fancy tea and coffee set up,
06:26because I know how fancy we are.
06:28I got Nutella croissant.
06:31Holy cow.
06:32Chocolate almond croissant.
06:34I'm having a tea party with Jesse,
06:36and Isabella's not here.
06:38This is f***ing growth.
06:40Fancy, polished.
06:41I don't even want to, like, put fingerprints on it.
06:43I mean, you can, because it was a wedding gift,
06:45so you can throw it in the f***ing trash if you want.
06:47If Michelle were doing what Jesse's been doing,
06:50maybe we could become buddies again,
06:52but Michelle has made it very clear
06:54she does not want anything to do with me,
06:56so I feel the same way.
06:58He drinks it black like his soul.
07:00I tried to get a lemon off the tree,
07:02but it was not in good shape, so...
07:04This looks ugly.
07:06So, what happened at the white party?
07:09If you have to go to Orange County,
07:11maybe then I'll take our daughter full time.
07:13You'll never get full custody.
07:15That's not true. I could get her full custody.
07:17Oh, really?
07:18I don't actually know what's going on with Michelle.
07:20She was most likely with her boyfriend
07:22for the last two years.
07:26Nothing about Aaron and Michelle adds up.
07:28I think there was a situation that happened
07:30with the two of them while I was married.
07:32Just to be clear, the guy that I was talking about
07:35Michelle seeing last summer, that is not Aaron.
07:38Because she had a f***ing boyfriend for a year!
07:41Oh, there we all said it!
07:43Does she say otherwise?
07:45She swears up and down that Aaron had said
07:49that he would never date a married woman
07:51or never date a woman with a kid.
07:53Mm-hmm.
07:54There's just too many things, you know,
07:56like his honey company that's been in my cabinet
07:58for two years.
07:59Very smooth, buttery consistency.
08:01Oh, dang. Very exciting.
08:03Have you tried it?
08:04No, never!
08:05It's so good.
08:06Let's see your reaction.
08:08Oh, that's good.
08:09There was a time Michelle had gone all done up one day
08:12and she started to do these hikes in the morning,
08:15these walks to Runyon.
08:16I dropped off Isabella at school,
08:17and then I went for a hike,
08:18and I thought smoothies would be good this morning.
08:21In L.A., in the summer,
08:23at the top of that skinny mountain,
08:25you're not wearing a drop of makeup.
08:27And I'd be like,
08:28why aren't you wearing your wedding ring?
08:30She's like, well, you know, the diamond,
08:31I don't feel super safe walking the streets.
08:33I'm like, but what about your wedding band?
08:35And when I got his Instagram on New Year's Day,
08:37I click on his profile,
08:38and I click on that honey company,
08:40and I'm like, the mother----- honey.
08:42I remember going to Whole Foods,
08:44and I say, hey, I can't find the honey.
08:46She goes, I get it at a place near Runyon.
08:48Where is this house?
08:49A place near Runyon.
08:51Put two and two together.
08:53And I'm like, ding, ding, ding.
08:56Michelle and I had a conversation before this summer
08:59where she admitted to cheating on me,
09:01and I'm 90% sure that this person was Aaron,
09:05and if it wasn't, then she cheated on me twice.
09:07I'm trying to stay calm, I'm trying to stay grounded.
09:10I'm like, I'm trying to show personal growth.
09:13So all the bull---- aside,
09:15I have decided to plan a Santa Barbara getaway.
09:21I found and reserved a house up in Santa Barbara.
09:23Oh, nice.
09:24So I already invited all of our friends,
09:26and I extended the invitation to Michelle and Aaron.
09:29I do not feel super comfortable having Michelle there,
09:33but I also feel if she doesn't go and she's excluded,
09:36I think there might be some pushback
09:38from like a Brittany or a Janet,
09:40so I think we should all be included.
09:42If you need some help in planning,
09:45I'm very great at planning.
09:47I would love some help, so yes.
09:52Oh, Lord.
09:54It's Janet.
09:56All right, interesting.
09:58Hello?
10:00Kristen?
10:01Yes, Janet?
10:02Hi.
10:03Hello.
10:04I'm doing my birthday this week at Dave & Buster's,
10:07and if you feel like it's, you know, the right time,
10:11I obviously would love for you to be there.
10:16When is that? When is it?
10:18Friday night.
10:22I don't know if I want to go to Janet's birthday party.
10:26I mean, after the white party, did she mean to call me?
10:30Just say, Kristen, I'm sorry I said you wanted my baby.
10:33You don't want my pregnancy to go well.
10:36You're still giving me this gaslight apology
10:39that includes Zach's demonic behavior.
10:42Had it just been a heartfelt, true apology,
10:45I probably would have moved on,
10:47so I'm not there with Janet.
10:50Okay, thank you for calling. That's really kind of you.
10:53For sure. Let me know. I'll be around.
10:56Okay. All right, I'll talk to you later.
10:58Bye.
10:59Bye.
11:00You are no f***ing help at all.
11:03I am squeezing your hand. I am mouthing words.
11:05I did everything but go, SOS, bitch, help me!
11:10Coming up...
11:11Jasmine made a comment saying
11:13she's sleeping with a boo in there for $1,500 a night.
11:17I just want to f***ing get divorced
11:20and never talk to him again.
11:31Kristen yesterday told me that
11:33she is helping Jesse plant Santa Barbara.
11:37I was like, I can't believe you're helping him.
11:39I was like, what are the odds?
11:41When did that happen?
11:42I have no idea.
11:43Obviously, Kristen and I have been on the outs for a while,
11:45but, like, she and Jesse were going to, like,
11:48murder each other last summer.
11:49I know. I'm just, like, mind blown.
11:53Everyone's talking about going to Santa Barbara together.
11:56So, wait, when you say everybody, like...
11:58Everybody.
12:00Yeah, I'll probably miss that one.
12:03Yeah, it should be a lot of fun for me.
12:10It looks really pretty and fun.
12:11And it's delicious and refreshing.
12:13It's not as expensive as the Hailey Bieber smoothie.
12:17But, yeah.
12:18Okay, I got it.
12:20Yay!
12:21This is my friend, Nia.
12:22Hi.
12:23Nice to meet you.
12:24I'm Laura.
12:25I'm all ready for you.
12:26Welcome back.
12:27I wanted to talk to you about some ovulation-y things.
12:30Yeah.
12:31Luke and I are still on the journey to make a baby.
12:35How are you feeling about this cycle?
12:37We got it done, or do you think...
12:39I don't know.
12:40If it doesn't work out this time, we got next month.
12:42Exactly.
12:43Nia has sworn that fertility acupuncture is the way to go.
12:47I've been going twice a week.
12:49And, you know, fingers crossed.
12:51So, today we're cycle day six.
12:56Is that right?
12:57Yes.
12:58Okay, perfect.
12:59I wanted to talk about, like, all the ovulation stick situations.
13:02Because Luke asked me if I was going to be ovulating when we go to Santa Barbara.
13:07It's so stressful.
13:08We have a very small window.
13:10Listen, sex is fun and all, but when you're actually trying to get pregnant,
13:14you are on a schedule and it's a now or never kind of thing.
13:17Basically, what I'm going to do, now I just ordered this new ovulation thing.
13:21It's a clear blue, but it's like, here's your fertile window.
13:23Right.
13:24So, I'm going to have that one.
13:25I'm going to have the box of ones that you told me to get that I still use.
13:28Yeah, and it took me...
13:29She has twins and a toddler.
13:30It took so long because I was diagnosed with unexplained infertility and all that.
13:33So, it took me forever to get pregnant the first time.
13:36Our fertility journey, we went to a fertility doctor.
13:40That's when I was diagnosed as having unexplained infertility.
13:43Unexplained infertility is when they look at your ovaries, they look at your uterus.
13:48Everything is fine.
13:49So, doctors are like, there's nothing wrong with you.
13:51You are infertile.
13:52We just don't know why.
13:53And then I did two months of fertility acupuncture and then I got pregnant.
13:56Oh, my gosh.
13:57Crazy.
13:58It took us over a year and a half to get pregnant the first time.
14:01I can, like, feel it in my heart.
14:02Like, I remember the disappointment.
14:04Every single month that you're praying for a baby and it's not coming.
14:08So, I can understand how Kristen feels and I just want to be there for her.
14:13I don't know if I've told you this, but, like, I kind of envisioned, like, a baby in heaven
14:19that I knew was my baby was just waiting to come to me for the right time.
14:22Like, you know, your baby's out there.
14:25My psychic told me that I had a soul waiting for me.
14:28We had the loss, so I'm like, was that the soul?
14:31I really hope not.
14:34Hope there's another one.
14:36I mean, Luke and I had a pregnancy loss last year.
14:38It was the most difficult thing that I've ever gone through.
14:43I know that one in four women have a miscarriage.
14:47But there are other factors for me personally, especially my age.
14:51So, I'm very nervous that it just might not be in the cards for me at all.
14:59And I'm definitely not ready to accept that.
15:02All right.
15:03How's everything feeling?
15:04Good.
15:05All right.
15:06I'm going to let you relax in here for a little bit.
15:07I'm just going to dim the lights.
15:09Very relaxing.
15:12You know, Luke is heading over to Daniel's, yeah?
15:15To our house.
15:16To our house, yeah.
15:17It's crazy with all three kids.
15:18Usually, if I leave Daniel for any, like, length of time, I do try to hire someone to come help.
15:22Luke's so good with kids, though.
15:23Yeah.
15:24And he looks like Santa Claus.
15:25That is so true.
15:26Not like Vincent Van Gogh.
15:27Is that what someone said?
15:29It's a pick-stitch of Van Gogh's self-portrait and Luke.
15:32I love it!
15:34I can see the comparison now.
15:36Yeah.
15:37I love that.
15:38I love that.
15:39I love that.
15:48Who is it?
15:49It's Luke.
15:50It's Luke?
15:51Is Asher inside?
15:53Hi, Asher.
15:54Hi.
15:55Hey!
15:56It's Luke.
15:59He's clapping.
16:00He's clapping for you.
16:02Good, bro.
16:03How you doing?
16:04Good.
16:05You got your hands full?
16:06Oh, yeah.
16:07As always.
16:08Oh, boy.
16:09He's ready to show you everything.
16:10Game time.
16:11Yeah.
16:12All right.
16:13All right.
16:14Come on in, man.
16:15Have a seat.
16:16Have a seat.
16:17So, Kristen and Nia, obviously Nia's not here.
16:19She's with Kristen at acupuncture, fertility acupuncture.
16:23Yeah.
16:24So, is she, I mean, you guys obviously have been trying for a while now.
16:28Yeah.
16:29We did take a few months off after a miscarriage last fall.
16:32Right.
16:33It was harder on her than it was on me.
16:35Of course.
16:36Which I think is normal.
16:37Yeah.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Have you guys gone to a fertility doctor yet?
16:40No, we haven't done that yet.
16:41You know, my take on it, I'm like just three times a day, every day.
16:43That's what I was going to say.
16:44She's like, if we're doing that, I'm not getting out of bed because I'm not going to be able
16:47to walk.
16:51You guys are full force with baby making.
16:52Yeah.
16:53But, like, what about marriage making?
16:55Yeah.
16:57Well, he didn't know it was a Taylor Swift song, but I was like, I would marry you with
17:00paper ring.
17:01We don't need to spend money on, it's not about any of that.
17:05Yeah.
17:06How long have you and Kristen been together now?
17:08It's been over two years.
17:10What you waiting for?
17:12I have some thoughts with a proposal.
17:15What?
17:16Yeah.
17:19I've been thinking about proposing for a while now.
17:21Now, the timing of it all, I don't know.
17:24Obviously, we want to start a family.
17:25We're on the same page.
17:26But I want to propose to her, give her a ring to show her that I am here for the long haul.
17:31I haven't told anyone.
17:32You're the only one.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Not even, like, my brother.
17:35Like, I haven't told anybody.
17:36Oh.
17:37I'm so happy for him, happy for them.
17:39That's a pretty special feeling, knowing where our friendship's at, knowing that I'm a trustworthy
17:44person to be able to keep that secret.
17:46I'm like Fort Knox.
17:50What do you have here?
17:51Are you in the boys' room?
17:52No.
17:53It's insane.
17:54That's whatever.
17:55It's fine.
17:56I don't need to be in it.
17:57No, I don't want to be in it.
17:58I have it muted.
17:59So there's a boys' chat that I think Jack and some friends created forever ago.
18:04There's probably 20 or so guys in it.
18:07Jason is not in it because he has an Android.
18:09From what I've heard, there's no rules in this boys' chat.
18:12It's sort of like locker room talk.
18:15I was voted rookie of the year my first year in the boys' chat, just FYI.
18:20The number one rule is what happens in boys' chat stays in boys' chat.
18:42I'm just like, what is happening with them two?
18:45Yeah, I don't know.
18:46But I'm like, holy cow, this is out of control.
19:01Hey, how you doing?
19:06What's up, man?
19:07What's up, man?
19:08Glad you could come out and meet me here.
19:09I'll do a cold brew.
19:10Chicken.
19:11Can I have an iced Americano?
19:13And I'll have a breakfast burrito.
19:16I'll get this.
19:17He came all the way out from West Hollywood.
19:19I know you choose to live here.
19:20It's like 35 degrees cooler.
19:22If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the valley.
19:28How you doing, man?
19:29I'm okay.
19:30It's been an interesting 18 hours.
19:34Thank you so much.
19:36You're coming tonight, right?
19:37Janet's party at Dave & Buster's?
19:38Yeah.
19:39I think everyone's invited.
19:40I mean, the only person, I don't know about Zach.
19:43He can come, whatever.
19:44Obviously, he can do whatever he wants.
19:45But am I super comfortable with that guy around alcohol?
19:48Like, no.
19:49He doesn't know how to handle himself around alcohol.
19:50Yeah.
19:51What's happening with Danny and alcohol?
19:53Has he been like-
19:54He's been good.
19:55I mean, I think he's gotten drunk like twice this year.
19:57It's just that when he gets drunk, the whole town knows about it.
19:59Yeah, exactly.
20:00He'll have one or two drinks and then sneak two shots by himself.
20:05Danny just can't control his drinking.
20:07He has three young kids.
20:09He doesn't go out every night.
20:11He doesn't do happy hour after the office.
20:13He goes out, and he goes hard.
20:15And the only problem is he goes hard,
20:18and then he makes poor decisions when he's in that state.
20:21He's been on his best behavior as far as I know.
20:23I mean, like, he hit somewhat of like a rock-bottom drinking moment
20:26like he did on Halloween.
20:28Right.
20:29And I know he had a talk with Jasmine about that.
20:31Not too long ago, Jasmine was in a situation where Danny was blackout drunk
20:36and was, you know, really inappropriate.
20:39Danny approached Jasmine, put his hand on her thigh and said,
20:43you know, get Daddy a drink, referring to himself as Daddy.
20:46And then when she went to go get, I guess,
20:49Daddy and some other people a drink as well,
20:51he approached Jasmine's girlfriend, Melissa, and grabbed her butt.
20:57You were inappropriate with me and her,
21:00and I just felt, okay, Danny's a good guy.
21:03So I was like, this is weird.
21:05That was completely out of my character.
21:08I am so sorry.
21:10I wasn't shocked that he did it, I guess, but it was, you know what?
21:13I guess I still was shocked.
21:14It's like there's no way around it.
21:15Even though he has had situations in the past
21:18where he's gotten really drunk and done things,
21:20this was a step further than anything that he'd done that I'd heard before.
21:24But for some people, you know, you have that moment,
21:26and then you don't do it again.
21:27Yeah.
21:28And, like, he's pretty good control of his life.
21:30He's got a good head on his shoulders, so I think he'll be fine.
21:33Well, good, tonight will be fun.
21:35In all honesty, I almost said no because it's Dave & Buster's.
21:39Then I looked at the invitation.
21:40I'm like, Northridge?
21:42I'm like, is there Dave & Buster's in Hollywood?
21:45Good one there.
21:46Yeah.
21:47We want to throw some love to Dave & Buster's in the Valley.
21:49Can you throw some love to my Uber that's going to cost $195 to get over here?
21:55I don't do do, you don't do.
21:57We don't do do, we don't do this.
22:02Dance all night, yeah.
22:04You like you, you.
22:05I do too.
22:06We like us too.
22:08Sissy, don't you dare wake him up.
22:12I'm so crazy, feel the clap.
22:14Hi, Betty.
22:16Betty.
22:17Hi.
22:18Sister, come here.
22:19Hello.
22:20Hi, Sissy.
22:21Come here, Sissy.
22:22Hi, Kingsley.
22:23Hi.
22:24How are you?
22:25Good, how are you?
22:26Hold on.
22:27He's going to be in the pool.
22:28Chris is asleep right now, but he'll wake up any minute.
22:31Zack attack.
22:32Sissy, it's Zack.
22:33Look, it's Zack.
22:34Hello.
22:35I'm okay.
22:36Hey, boo-boo.
22:37Hi, honey.
22:38Say hi to my phone.
22:39How are we doing?
22:40I'm having wardrobe panic, to be honest, so I brought all my makeup and all.
22:47What are you getting ready for?
22:48I hate you.
22:54Don't be mean to me.
22:58It's okay.
22:59Come here.
23:00It's okay.
23:01Luke and I decided we are going to go to Janet's birthday.
23:04It must have been really difficult for Janet to actually invite me to her birthday party,
23:09probably assuming I was going to say no.
23:12So I have to give her a lot of credit for that, but also I know that Janet's going to be nice to me at Dave & Buster's
23:19because it's her happiest place on earth.
23:22How are you doing aside from Jax?
23:24I have to go up and down.
23:25I just really, really, really, really, really want us to have fun tonight.
23:29Yeah.
23:30Well, that's why I'm not going.
23:31Healthy distraction.
23:32Yeah, healthy distraction with good friends, good fun.
23:36Obviously, I wish you were there.
23:37I was like, I'm missing your best friend, but it's okay.
23:40I wish you were there, obviously, but, you know.
23:42No, it's okay.
23:43I understand.
23:44We'll all be, yeah.
23:45No, no, no.
23:46Listen.
23:47We'll all be together soon.
23:48Exactly.
23:49We'll all be at Santa Barbara together.
23:50It pisses me off that I wasn't invited to her party because as Kristen's to my friends,
23:54I don't feel like she was going to invite me anyway.
23:57Obviously, we haven't talked anything out and we're not on great terms,
24:01but I look at it as you're inviting Kristen and not me.
24:05Hmm, someone's scheming.
24:07Santa Barbara.
24:08I think it's going to be so fun.
24:10We all want, like, we want Jesse and Michelle to, like, get just on the same page for Isabella's sake, right?
24:16Yeah.
24:17I was at Danny's yesterday.
24:18Danny told me something kind of disturbing he heard on the guys' chat.
24:23Jesse said he thinks she's sleeping with a billionaire for $1,500 a night.
24:33You know, Jesse saying this is obviously s***.
24:36Didn't make me smile and laugh a little bit, but it's going to get out.
24:40I don't like these games of telephone.
24:42If they get the concise truth from me, then there's no way to spin this.
24:47I'm saying it how it was.
24:48I don't like Michelle, but I don't like Jesse, actually, when she's a hooker.
24:54I just became part of Team Jesse.
24:56Like, do I have to turn my card in already?
25:01I swear, I swear, Jesse.
25:05This stupid guys' chat, it's just grown and grown, and now there's, like, 25, 30 guys in it,
25:09and they're all just dumbasses.
25:11If you want your divorce to go more smoothly,
25:13maybe start by not accusing your not-ex-wife-yet of being a freaking hooker.
25:19Gosh, I don't want to have to be mad at another freaking man right now.
25:22Ugh.
25:24Coming up...
25:25I really want to go to Santa Barbara.
25:27It's weird if I stay in the same house with Jesse,
25:29so I'm just going to have everybody vote that he should stay at a hotel he rents at the house.
25:34It doesn't matter.
25:42Let's go. We're here.
25:45B&B.
25:46Best place on earth.
25:48This is cool. This has, like, Vegas vibes almost, this whole place.
25:51Hi. I'm Janet. We're here for my birthday, and I'm very excited to play.
25:58So excited.
25:59This is a really nice one.
26:01Oh, this is great.
26:06You're excited to play?
26:08Where are we?
26:10Hey!
26:13Hey, you look so cute.
26:16Britney Spears, right?
26:17It is getting Britney Spears.
26:19Hey!
26:21How are you?
26:22Let's party!
26:25Welcome to paradise!
26:27Oh, my God.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:29Oh, my God.
26:30Oh, my God.
26:31Oh, my God.
26:33Welcome to paradise!
26:35I love that.
26:36I've never been here before.
26:38I know.
26:39I think Michelle thought Dave & Busters was, like, an exclusive L.A. club.
26:42Michelle and I are very different.
26:44We love each other, but, like, she likes green juice, I like Diet Coke.
26:47She likes, like, smoked salmon, I like corndogs.
26:49But, like, she'll have fun.
26:51She's not going to not have fun at Dave & Busters.
26:53I smell food. It's Nira.
26:55I want to drink Annie.
26:56Uh, Britney, tequila?
26:58Did you see me wearing this same shirt?
27:01Yeah, I like it.
27:03Hey, I'll let you borrow it.
27:05You guys are, like, the same height.
27:06Give us one hour.
27:08You guys are going to switch outfits?
27:09We'll swap outfits.
27:11Do you want to drink this, Annie?
27:13I ordered you this.
27:15I need a beer.
27:22How are you?
27:24Hi, how are you?
27:25Good to see you.
27:26Good to see you.
27:27What's up, brother?
27:28How you doing, man?
27:30Hey, hey, I can't get a hug.
27:32What's going on?
27:33Oh, sorry.
27:34Any time I see a man in a white shirt, I'm like,
27:36don't touch the shirt, like, makeup.
27:38I didn't get you, I didn't get you.
27:40I thought you were supposed to spray, like, a setting.
27:42I didn't do that today.
27:43You should do it.
27:44It's his favorite thing to get makeup on his white shirt.
27:46I wasn't allowed to wear makeup when we were married
27:49because he's like, I hate girls who wear makeup
27:51and then get makeup on my shirt.
27:53Does it bother me that Michelle takes jabs at me?
27:56No, because I expect it at this point.
27:59Now you're free!
28:01I can't wait to get out there.
28:03Where do you start?
28:04I'm going to start in the prize room.
28:06There's a couple steps you have to do
28:08to get Dave & Buster's right.
28:10Step one, dress for success.
28:12This is my Dave & Buster's fanny pack.
28:14I've got all three of my Dave & Buster's wristbands.
28:18Step two, when you get there, you go to the prize room first
28:21and you set your eyes on a goal for the evening.
28:23Oh, my God, the Dave & Buster's drone.
28:26Oh, the ding, ding, ding light is definitely a good item.
28:29Step three, take a lay of the land,
28:31find the high-ticket games, and play.
28:34I need the drone, I need a new winner's shirt,
28:36and I need the ding, ding, ding.
28:38I'm such a loser.
28:4025,000 tickets, that's the goal, let's go.
28:43Enjoy your game. High score is 75.
28:46Hey, can I talk to you two really fast?
28:48Yeah.
28:49Okay, let's go over here.
28:51So, I just wanted to say this.
28:54As soon as we started, before we started having fun
28:57and, like, playing and all that stuff,
28:59because I just got to get out of the way,
29:01because it really annoyed me.
29:03Wow.
29:05Today, Zach and Kristen and Luke came over,
29:09and they said that Danny saw on the group chat or something,
29:14he told Luke that Jesse said
29:18that you're hooking up with a billionaire for $1,500 an item.
29:23How dare him?
29:24I know, and I know it's not true.
29:26How dare him?
29:28He is a horrible person.
29:32I'm shaking because no matter what,
29:35like, I left a divorce to get away from this,
29:39and he's just making my life harder.
29:43Since the moment I told Jesse
29:45that I wanted to file for divorce,
29:48all he wants is revenge.
29:51I have a boyfriend.
29:52Maybe he wants Aaron and I to break up.
29:55Excuse me, ma'am, you're winning too much.
29:57Can we ask Danny, like, to say, like, what actually was said?
30:01He's coming over here. Daniel's coming over here.
30:08I'm actually, like...
30:10What's going on?
30:11I always think, like, I can't be surprised by what he does.
30:14Well, here's Danny.
30:15What?
30:16Hey.
30:17Hey.
30:18So earlier today, Luke told me that,
30:21like, in the guys' group chat,
30:23that Jesse was trying to say
30:25that Michelle was hooking up with a billionaire for money.
30:35I'm dead.
30:44Dang it.
30:47We need to make sure that he actually said it
30:49so that we can be like, Jesse, why would you say that?
30:58Um...
31:09Jesse was trying to say
31:11that Michelle was hooking up with a billionaire for money.
31:16But we need to make sure that he actually said it
31:18so that we can be like, Jesse, why would you say that?
31:28Yeah.
31:29Luke told it to me today. I didn't even know.
31:31Ay-ay-ay.
31:33Did he actually say that?
31:36This was said.
31:40It's OK.
31:41Listen, we know it's not true, Michelle.
31:43This is going to come back to me really bad.
31:45It is, but it's too late. It was said.
31:47And you know you ought to own it.
31:49And you got to...
31:51You said it, so now...
31:52But, Luke, what are you doing, dude?
31:54I thought we were boys.
31:55Even though I told you something,
31:57you don't go and tell Brittany,
31:59who, of course, is going to tell Michelle.
32:01I mean, why couldn't we just keep this on the down-low?
32:04Lock down!
32:06Come on!
32:08I just want to f***ing get divorced
32:10and never talk to him again.
32:12I hate him.
32:14I try. I can't do it anymore.
32:17I'm so sorry, honey. I'm so sorry.
32:19I'm so sorry I even had to talk to you about this.
32:21Why the hell is Jesse saying that?
32:23Why would he say anything like that?
32:25How could he say that?
32:26How could you just blurt that out?
32:29Skeeble.
32:31Whackable.
32:33Find Brittany.
32:35Don't pull up the stairs.
32:37Oh, there they are.
32:39Is that Carrie? Hi!
32:40Happy birthday.
32:41Thanks for coming!
32:42I'm happy Kristen's here.
32:44The last thing I left off with her was running away crying.
32:47Thank you for coming.
32:48Happy birthday.
32:50Like, I still have a friendship ring with her
32:52that she got me for Christmas one year.
32:54I'm not thinking we're going to be best friends again,
32:56but maybe this will be a start to a new beginning.
32:59Look at this bestie reunion over here.
33:01Where's everyone at?
33:02There's a table right over there.
33:04Everybody else is kind of scattered.
33:06He is the one who is broke.
33:08He cannot pay for rent.
33:10He spent all of our money.
33:12I said that earlier too.
33:14He doesn't pay me one dollar of child support.
33:17Nothing.
33:18And now he's making up this rumor about me.
33:21I have a daughter.
33:23He doesn't care.
33:26No one believes it.
33:28No one believes it.
33:30What's going on over here?
33:32You doing all right?
33:33Yeah.
33:34I think I know what's going on.
33:36Yeah.
33:37Tell her what I said about...
33:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was something that...
33:40It just shows what kind of person he is.
33:43I do think there needs to be a little space
33:45with Luke and Kristen right now.
33:47Okay, okay.
33:48I'm sorry, dude.
33:50I hope I didn't wear out my welcome.
33:52Oh, it's about to get real, real right now.
33:55It's my fault that my husband never wanted to touch me
33:59or kiss me or give me a compliment
34:01or hug me for years.
34:06Ah!
34:07Oh, I got another yellow duck.
34:08How we doing, how we doing, how we doing?
34:10You know, I'm spending $100 on little ducks.
34:12This guy just went two for three.
34:13It's a legendary run.
34:14I just found out some information.
34:16Oh, yeah? Nice.
34:18What, regarding me?
34:21Yeah.
34:22Okay.
34:23Yeah, so Luke was over the other day.
34:27I said Michelle might be sleeping with, like,
34:32a billionaire for money,
34:34and he took that information and went and told Brittany.
34:41Okay.
34:42And Brittany has now told Michelle.
34:46Fantastic.
34:47Here's the thing about libel and slander.
34:49Is it true?
34:50If it's true, then, like, you know,
34:54what do you have to worry about?
34:55I got to tell you, though, I've never been happier
34:57to have an Android phone and not be a part of this chat
34:59because over the years, people have gotten in so much trouble
35:03due to things in this text group.
35:05I said that as a joke.
35:07Jax is worried that there's a mole in the group chat
35:09because all of this stuff about who he's dating,
35:13where he's dating them,
35:14all of a sudden he's getting back to people's wives
35:17and then getting back to Brittany.
35:18Jax and I have talked about this mole quite a bit.
35:20It was like, who do you think it is?
35:21And I said, look, there is a lot of guys on this boys' chat,
35:25but Danny had come up.
35:26I know I'm not the mole.
35:28I know you're not the mole.
35:29I don't know about this guy, but...
35:31100% I'm not.
35:32Danny jumps on the boys' chat a few months ago,
35:34and all of a sudden there's things about Jax coming out,
35:37and now this about me.
35:38I don't think he understands the sanctity of the boys' chat.
35:41I am not the mole.
35:44But in this instance, I did do some mole-like activity.
35:50I'm not the mole.
35:51You told Luke who's not on the group chat.
35:54Number one rule of the boys' chat
35:56is you don't talk about the boys' chat.
35:59Why is Michelle crying?
36:01I-I don't know.
36:02Apparently Luke started today.
36:04Luke?
36:05I guess. I don't know.
36:06Danny came over to me and said he said something
36:09in confidence to Luke.
36:10Luke told Brittany, and Brittany told Michelle, so...
36:14There's nothing confidence in this group.
36:16Hasn't anyone learned anything?
36:18I feel bad for Michelle.
36:19I've never seen anybody cry in Dave & Buster's ever.
36:22I can't take it. I want to scream.
36:27But I have a coin pusher game waiting for me.
36:30Oh, my God.
36:33I hate him.
36:35Dave & Buster's is not for serious conversations.
36:38It's for fun and games.
36:44Are you double-fisting gigantic medieval-sized beers?
36:49Yeah! I sure am!
36:52I'm sweating! My pits.
36:56I smell so good, but I'm sweating.
36:59Jesse said in the boys' chat
37:02that I'm sleeping with a billionaire for money.
37:07Why are you lying?
37:09I'm sleeping with a billionaire for money.
37:12Why are you worried about this?
37:14It's too much.
37:16It's not too much for you.
37:18You're the strongest person I know.
37:21Here's my thing. I'm confused.
37:23The whole Danny, the text, her crying,
37:25I'm like, what the f*** just happened?
37:27There are some things that should stay private
37:29between, like, friends.
37:31In the group chat, I'm trying to smoke out the mold,
37:33and Danny came over and said something to me,
37:35and I'm like, so you're the f***ing mole?
37:37And I'm like, what's happening?
37:39You okay? Yeah.
37:41I decided that I really want to go to Santa Barbara.
37:44I really want to be with you, be with my friends.
37:47But I'm like, the thought of Jesse in the house,
37:50why would he be in the house?
37:52So forget him, if he wants to go, go,
37:55but he needs to stay at a hotel,
37:57and we're going to stay at the house.
37:59So everyone's voting.
38:01Okay, everybody, you're running around asking for votes?
38:04Jesse's ego is hurt that I actually left him.
38:08He can't comprehend it.
38:11If he left me, this Jesse wouldn't be occurring as bad.
38:15That's what it comes down to.
38:17Obviously, I'm going to choose you over Jesse 24-7.
38:24Wow, that was good. You saw that, right?
38:26Long story short, I want to go to Santa Barbara
38:29because I want to be with my girlfriends,
38:31and I feel like I need a little break to have a little fun.
38:33You deserve to be there.
38:35But I can't imagine being in one house with Jesse,
38:38so I feel like we should vote him out.
38:41I vote Team Michelle. You're good, girl.
38:43Let me whip my coins.
38:45Where is everyone?
38:47So I'm like, I don't know what to believe.
38:50And then he said there's a mole, and your husband is the mole.
38:53I'm talking about moles, dude.
38:55I mean, this is too much. It's all too much.
38:57Why do these men or boys think that this text chain
39:00is going to be private at all?
39:02Every single one of the wives has the passwords to the phones.
39:05Like, boys, this is not going to be private.
39:07Can I interrupt for a second?
39:09I decided I'm going to be in a great mood.
39:12I'm going to move forward.
39:14I need to have some fun.
39:16It's weird if I stay in the same house with Jesse.
39:19Is everybody okay with him staying at a hotel?
39:21He can still come, but he cannot sleep at the house.
39:25Really?
39:27What am I voting for? Who are you voting?
39:30I'm like, hold up.
39:32First of all, he's planning the trip.
39:34Two, Michelle, just don't go.
39:36He doesn't deserve Santa Barbara.
39:38Obviously, it's your guys' trip,
39:41but, like, being in one home with my ex-husband
39:44is a little weird,
39:46so I'm just going to have everybody vote, like,
39:48that he should stay at a hotel or that I stay at a hotel.
39:51But he could come to everything.
39:53He's not...
39:55I mean, he rented the house.
39:58Doesn't matter.
40:00If you're demanding a vote, then Jesse.
40:03I'm, yeah.
40:05Jesse booked the house, and I'm helping him plan this trip.
40:09Michelle, I'm sorry that Jesse called you an escort,
40:12but if the rumors are true,
40:14you can afford a really nice hotel in Santa Barbara.
40:17What's happening over there?
40:19It's a vote on who should stay in a hotel
40:22and who should stay at the house.
40:24That sounds so crazy to me, but that's what I want.
40:26Like, you get what you deserve.
40:28I just told her Jesse invited me on this trip.
40:31Jesse booked the house. My vote's for Jesse.
40:33Oh, I appreciate that.
40:35No s***.
40:36Here's the type of person Michelle is.
40:38Instead of coming up to me and saying,
40:41why did you do this,
40:43she decides to vote me out of the house
40:45that I rented for a wine-tasting trip
40:47that I put together.
40:49That is immaturity at its highest.
40:53I'm sure Santa Barbara's gonna be a blast.
40:56I'm gonna be honest with you, like,
40:58me and Jesse have a really good, like, relationship right now.
41:01I'm more like, no, I don't want him to be banished from the house.
41:07It's very hurtful.
41:09Why don't my friends see my side?
41:11I'm going through just as much as Brittany,
41:14if not even worse.
41:16Jesse's by far worse than Jax.
41:19By far.
41:20Happy birthday to you.
41:30Happy birthday!
41:33You're welcome, happy birthday, I love you.
41:38I clearly have some things I need to speak to Michelle about,
41:41and we are about to go on a trip together,
41:44and the best fights happen in the ring.
41:47That's the best way to say it.
41:49Let's get out of here and finish the birthday, huh?
41:58I'm sorry.
42:03Happy birthday to me!
42:05Next time on The Valley...
42:07Where'd you get that?
42:08It's our wine trip, I'm gonna wear the wine shirt.
42:11Let's get up to Santa Barbara!
42:15This is all cheering me up.
42:18He's going off again.
42:19Only Jax with rage texts from rehab.
42:21There was no friendship anymore.
42:25Why are you crying?
42:26I'm in the middle of a very toxic situation right now.
42:33I am done, get the f*** out.

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