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00:00Music
00:20Brian was waiting for Dougal, who seemed to be in a hurry.
00:24Oh, I got up so late this morning, I don't know whether I'm coming or going.
00:28You're going, old speedy mate, said Brian.
00:32I've got a million things to do and I've not had time to put a comb through my hair yet.
00:37Yes, looks like it, said Brian.
00:40Bit shaggier than usual, if that's possible.
00:44What?
00:46Choose your words, snail.
00:49It's true, you could do with having your barnet trimmed.
00:53What a vulgar expression.
00:55Yeah, well, I'm a vulgar snail.
00:58You can say that again.
01:00Well, get your hair cut, said Brian.
01:03I will, said Dougal, if I can find someone sufficiently sensitive.
01:09Someone who realises that I don't just want a quick top and tail.
01:14In short, in short, an artiste.
01:23Florence met Mr Rusty and they passed the time of day.
01:26Lovely day, said Florence.
01:29Beautiful, said Mr Rusty.
01:32Like you.
01:33Oh, thank you, said Florence.
01:35Zebedee arrived.
01:36Later as usual, said Florence.
01:37You'll make me cry, said Zebedee.
01:38No, I won't, said Florence.
01:39Zebedee arrived.
01:40Later as usual, said Florence.
01:41You'll make me cry, said Zebedee.
01:42No, I won't, said Florence.
01:43She looked for Dougal and couldn't see him anywhere.
01:44Oh, I wonder where he is, she mused.
01:48She saw something.
02:03Never seen that before.
02:06I wonder what it is.
02:10There was a noise.
02:13Florence stopped and was amazed to see Dylan apparently working.
02:18Why, Dylan.
02:20Ma'am, welcome.
02:22Welcome to my hairdressing boutique.
02:24Like, er, like, er, welcome.
02:26Are you, er, like, comfortable, sir?
02:30Sir, was Dougal.
02:34Er, don't disturb the curlers, sir, until I use the setting lotion, said Dylan.
02:41Curlers, said Florence aghast.
02:45Setting lotion?
02:47Sir, you really must keep still or all my efforts will be ruined.
02:54Ruined, ruined, ruined.
02:56Like, er, er, ruined.
02:59Ahem.
03:00Pardon me.
03:02Florence had never seen Dylan like this.
03:05He seemed quite agitated and distraught.
03:07Er, perhaps you'd care to look, sir?
03:10He said.
03:11Sir looked.
03:16Can't see anything, he said.
03:19One needs to remove the towel, said Dylan.
03:22If you'll, er, just wait a moment, I'll take it off.
03:25Er, yes, just a, just a finishing touch.
03:29Don't you dare, said Dougal.
03:32Florence pretended not to know who it was and said hello very politely.
03:36Hello, said Dougal.
03:38And Florence waited for something to happen.
03:41And something happened all right.
03:45I swear to.
03:46Wait...
03:47Where are you going?
03:50You haven't finished yet, you... you... rabbit, you...
03:54Florence found herself losing control.
04:00Er, how do I look? said Dougal. Chic. Elegant. That's what I was promised.
04:08Have a look, said Florence. So Dougal looked. What's that sheep doing there?
04:15Oh, it's me. It's me. I'll sue him. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll bury his guitar. I'll,
04:23I'll, ooh, I'll, ooh, ooh, ooh. You wait till I find him. I'll make him rue the day he set foot in this garden.
04:31Savage. Call himself a hairdresser. He couldn't dress a football. Come back. Come back.
04:53See you soon.