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00:10:15Oaktree to Control. Scoutmaster passing marker 5.
00:10:19Roger, Oaktree. Hello, Picnic. Hello, Picnic.
00:10:24Oaktree has spotted the Scoutmaster on his own, sir.
00:10:29Not another one.
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00:10:43Inform Oaktree...
00:10:48Follow Scoutmaster. Yes, sir.
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00:11:22Well, lads, I gather you've had quite an adventure.
00:11:27Well, I want to thank you for bringing in the lady. It's lucky you happened to be on hand.
00:11:33What's the name of your Scoutmaster? It was Mr Brownlow, but he fell ill.
00:11:38So the Scoutmaster who's with you now is not Mr Brownlow?
00:11:43No, sir. His name's Mr Pangwall.
00:11:48Come in. Ah.
00:11:53Right.
00:12:00Hmm.
00:12:02Now, is that your Mr Pangwall?
00:12:07Yes, that's him, all right. It is me.
00:12:11Where is he now? Well, he's gone ahead laying a trail.
00:12:15Then he blows a horn, then we go off, follow his trail, right back to the campsite.
00:12:20Yes, well, I'm afraid you won't be camping out tonight.
00:12:25Sergeant.
00:12:27Take these lads to the dormitory and make sure they get something to eat.
00:12:31Yes, sir. Come on.
00:12:34And, Sergeant, try and rustle up a sandwich from you first, will you?
00:12:39Yes, sir.
00:12:46Get out!
00:12:51A piece of turno, is it? No, no, no. How's the eye?
00:12:56Oh, fine, sir, except I can't see too well out of it.
00:12:59Oh, no, well, that should be understood, really. It's covered in bandages, isn't it?
00:13:04Oh, you'll be perfectly all right. We don't want any one-eyed police.
00:13:10Now, don't forget, straight to bed, and I'll be in later to have a look at you.
00:13:13Thank you, Doctor, but I'm sure I'll be all right now.
00:13:16That's an order. Off you go, my dear.
00:13:18I'll see she gets to bed, all right.
00:13:21You'll see she gets to the door of her quarters, right?
00:13:25Sir.
00:13:27The job's getting prettier.
00:13:29And smaller.
00:13:31Another day like this and you won't have enough men to fill a call box.
00:13:42Now, look here. Close the door.
00:13:48You may be Chief Constable, but you have no right to expose your men to the dangers in those woods.
00:13:52The Chief Constable has to take orders, Arthur, and my instructions are to patrol these woods without arousing suspicion.
00:13:59There are bound to be accidents.
00:14:01That girl fell from a horse because someone placed a tripwire across the path.
00:14:06Yes, but who?
00:14:08Sergeant Marigold was almost killed when a tree fell on him this morning.
00:14:12You can't blame me for that.
00:14:15You'd think he'd have the good sense to get out of the way of a falling tree.
00:14:19He was tied to it.
00:14:45Mr. Pinebourne!
00:14:51Who's that?
00:14:55What are you doing, Mr. Pinebourne?
00:14:57Did I blow the horn, Edison?
00:14:59You're supposed to wait for the horn, Edison.
00:15:02You can't just go dashing about in the forest all over the place willy-nilly.
00:15:08Look, why do you think I'm here?
00:15:10Why? Why?
00:15:12I'll tell you why, because I'm in charge.
00:15:15It's what would happen if we all did as we pleased, eh?
00:15:19Eh?
00:15:20Now, go back to the truth.
00:15:22Wait a minute!
00:15:24Wait a minute.
00:15:25Edison.
00:15:28Hasn't anything about me struck you as being...
00:15:33...peculiar?
00:15:36Now, I've called you all together for this briefing.
00:15:39Sir. Yes, son.
00:15:40We've lost contact with the Scoutmaster.
00:15:42Well, he must be hanging about somewhere.
00:15:44Now, I realise how frustrating it must be for you to be working with your hands tied.
00:15:50But somewhere in these woods,
00:15:53over two million pounds is hidden.
00:15:58Otherwise, we wouldn't have the evidence.
00:16:01Otherwise, we wouldn't have the aristocracy of the underworld deployed in the area.
00:16:06Son.
00:16:12Boozy Barker.
00:16:14Two handfuls on the moor for GBH.
00:16:17Knocker Pike.
00:16:19Unfortunately, escaped some time ago.
00:16:23I was on holiday at the time.
00:16:26And Fishfingers Mark.
00:16:28And Fishfingers Mark.
00:16:31Already, twelve of your colleagues have been incapacitated.
00:16:36Mostly, in the vicinity...
00:16:39Son.
00:16:43In the vicinity of this little wooden hut.
00:16:47Sir. Yes.
00:16:49Couldn't we round them up and persuade them to talk?
00:16:52Oh, they wouldn't. Not this lot.
00:16:54And if we rounded them up, who's going to lead us to the money?
00:16:57You see, lad, you've got to think about these things.
00:16:59Now, in section one,
00:17:02we've got the three woodsmen.
00:17:05PCs Jones, Turner and Rottenstall.
00:17:10In section two, we've got the huntsmen.
00:17:15Now, you, of course, are free to roam at will, but...
00:17:19try and keep together.
00:17:23PC Thomas is still in section five.
00:17:27With his sheep.
00:17:29But I want two volunteers
00:17:31to act as a courting couple in a car down by the river.
00:17:35Yes, thank you. And one other. Yes, that's good.
00:17:39Well, no, on second thought, perhaps one of you ought to be a woman.
00:17:47Just wait for a second.
00:17:50Now, these are the three that you're looking for.
00:17:54If you spot them, report immediately.
00:17:57But don't have a go.
00:18:00We have the advantage, because as far as these men are aware,
00:18:04only ordinary people are in the woods.
00:18:08But no police, and it hardly a dribble.
00:18:11The eyes of the force are upon her.
00:18:14Ah, men.
00:18:16Well, that's it, then, isn't it?
00:18:18That's the mob we saw earlier. I knew they wasn't real huntsmen.
00:18:21You have to have dogs with you when you go hunting.
00:18:24Yesterday morning they had dogs.
00:18:26I know that's stupid, but you don't go hunting foxes with vulsations.
00:18:31Brilliant.
00:18:33Well, what do we do now?
00:18:35Better let the governor know.
00:18:48Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
00:19:19Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
00:19:33Hello. Is the governor there?
00:19:35Yeah. He's on his way in here. He won't be long.
00:19:38Governor, lockers on the block up here.
00:19:42Yes.
00:19:44It's the police, and they're suspicious about the art.
00:19:47I know. I also listen.
00:19:49Right. Stay where you are.
00:19:51If they are still around tomorrow, leave the woods and make for London,
00:19:54and make sure they know that you are leaving.
00:19:56We must try to draw them off.
00:19:58What? And leave the stuff here?
00:20:00It will be quite safe.
00:20:02There is no possibility of it being discovered
00:20:04unless one of you is foolhardy enough to lead them to it.
00:20:07You heard that, didn't you?
00:20:09How the hell did that get wind of it?
00:20:11Two million makes a lot of smell.
00:20:18Right. Where's the rest of them?
00:20:26Why would they dump all the stuff and go away on an empty trek cart?
00:20:32Great. You're going to be a big tower of strength, you are.
00:20:38Go and get your gear. It'll be dark before we get there.
00:20:42And stay close to me.
00:20:47Come on.
00:20:59Is that you?
00:21:05Shh.
00:21:17Suspects one and two in sector four.
00:21:20I will make a sweep on the way.
00:21:22Who's he talking to, Mr. Pound?
00:21:27Nobody of that description around here.
00:21:30Suspects one and two are still in sector four.
00:21:35I'm leaving now.
00:21:38All right, then. Come on. I'm moving along here.
00:21:41Let's be over here. I'm moving along here.
00:21:43Come on, then. Oh, come on, then.
00:21:45All right, then. Come on.
00:21:48Who's he talking to, Mr. Pound?
00:21:51Probably his dog. They all have dogs, shepherds.
00:21:55Now, look. You follow me and keep close behind me.
00:21:58I'm not frightened, Mr. Pound.
00:22:02I wish I could say the same thing.
00:22:06Was he a what?
00:22:07He's a policeman, Mr. Pound.
00:22:09Was he a policeman?
00:22:11A shepherd.
00:22:12Well, he wouldn't be a policeman if he was a shepherd, would he?
00:22:15Sorry, Mr. Pound.
00:22:16I mean, it's the Edison.
00:22:18Edison!
00:22:19I'm here, Mr. Pound.
00:22:20All right. Don't keep moaning about. I nearly throwed on you, then.
00:22:23Now, you see, the first rule in the woods is to move silent.
00:22:29Right?
00:22:30Silent as if you should move like a patch of sunlight.
00:22:34Look. Watch me.
00:22:35See? First heel of the foot, then the ball.
00:22:40Oh, well, of course. I mean, it's no good now, is it?
00:22:43Any wildlife will have gone to ground now.
00:22:45Wildlife?
00:22:50Police?
00:22:51Police?
00:22:52I know they ain't getting many recruits, but that's ridiculous.
00:22:55It's only a kid.
00:22:56He could be a dwarf.
00:22:58Well, in that case, he wouldn't be in a police force, would he?
00:23:02Come on. We're heading towards a river.
00:23:03We'd better go and warn Fishfingers.
00:23:09Fishfingers?
00:23:39Hello?
00:23:40Keep your eyes open.
00:23:42You're going to have company.
00:23:45When are we moving out?
00:23:48Never mind.
00:23:49Just keep your eyes open.
00:24:04Looks like they've made camp.
00:24:06Now, you get the tents up, right?
00:24:08Your tent there. My tent here.
00:24:10Facing north.
00:24:12I'll go and get some wood.
00:24:13I want to get the wood, Mr Pinebone.
00:24:17I want. I want.
00:24:19Edison! Edison!
00:24:20You've got to learn to take orders.
00:24:22Otherwise, you're never going to be like me.
00:24:23You want to be like me, don't you?
00:24:27Don't you?
00:24:28Yes, Mr Pinebone.
00:24:33How did they get down there?
00:24:39You keep your eye on Robin.
00:24:42I'll have a go at Batman.
00:24:44No discipline, that's the trouble.
00:24:47If you're in the army, do as you're told.
00:24:57That's the trouble with these kids today.
00:25:09Edison!
00:25:14Edison!
00:25:20Where's my guitar, Edison?
00:25:23You must have left it back where we put the gear there.
00:25:25You've left it there.
00:25:26It's a good guitar, that is.
00:25:29Where did you put this up?
00:25:30I don't know.
00:25:33Look, Edison, I'm going to get back my guitar, okay?
00:25:36I'll be ten minutes.
00:25:37Can I come with you?
00:25:38No, you can't.
00:25:39Because I'm going to travel fast and you'll hold me up.
00:25:42You will hold me up, okay?
00:25:44Now, you get the tents up.
00:25:45Right.
00:25:46And don't keep picking up bits of useless trivia.
00:25:50Right.
00:25:52And, uh, Edison.
00:25:54Edison.
00:25:55Edison.
00:25:56The tent's facing north, Edison.
00:25:58Yes, Mr Pinebone.
00:26:00Yes, Mr Pinebone.
00:26:01And then you get your tent up, okay?
00:26:03Yes, Mr Pinebone.
00:26:04Yes, Mr Pinebone.
00:26:06And then you get the fire going if you want.
00:26:08Yes, Mr Pinebone.
00:26:34The pale moon was right.
00:27:04Mr Pinebone!
00:27:21Mr Pinebone!
00:27:28What's happened?
00:27:29What's happened?
00:27:30The fire was right.
00:27:34Is that it?
00:27:35Is that it?
00:27:36Now, come on.
00:27:37Pull yourself together.
00:27:38The fire won't go.
00:27:39Now, come on.
00:27:40Let's have a look at that.
00:27:41Lord Bernard Paolini ever cried when he was at Mafeking?
00:27:44Now, now.
00:27:45Oh, hey, hey, hey.
00:27:46Oh, for goodness sake.
00:27:48Look.
00:27:49Here's a toffee.
00:27:51We're not allowed to take toffees from strangers.
00:27:54I'm not a stranger, you great nanner.
00:27:57It's me.
00:27:58I'm likely to prove the best friend that you've ever had.
00:28:01Now, get that toffee down here before I eat it myself.
00:28:05I'll show you how to get a fire going.
00:28:08You don't have to have a cry for a fire.
00:28:13Keep the forest tidy.
00:28:16I'll show you how to get it going.
00:28:19There you are.
00:28:20That's all it takes.
00:28:22Watch this.
00:28:23In two minutes we'll have the chops on.
00:28:27Right there and it's placed in a nice place.
00:28:32Phew.
00:28:45It won't go, Mr Pangborn.
00:28:49Edison, off.
00:28:50Okay?
00:28:51Just off.
00:28:52Just off my back.
00:28:56I'll have the fire going in five minutes.
00:28:58Now, you wait here and don't move.
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:13Excuse me.
00:29:14I...
00:29:15Oh, that's nice.
00:29:17Z18 to Control, over.
00:29:19Control to Z18.
00:29:21Go ahead.
00:29:24Z18?
00:29:25Man in Scoutmaster's uniform showing interest in our car.
00:29:28Over.
00:29:29Don't apprehend.
00:29:30Do not apprehend.
00:29:32And maintain strict wireless silence until further notice.
00:29:36Over.
00:29:37Z18 to Control, over.
00:29:39Control to Z18.
00:29:41Go ahead.
00:29:44Z18?
00:29:45Maintain wireless silence until absolutely vital.
00:29:48Out.
00:29:50Waste of time.
00:29:51Still, it's better than being stuck up a tree like old Hargreaves.
00:29:57Looks like we're in for a dirty night.
00:29:59You what?
00:30:00Looks like there's a storm coming up.
00:30:04I don't know why we don't snatch one of them.
00:30:06Whip them back to the farm.
00:30:08I'd soon make him sing.
00:30:10One in the kidneys, one in the gut.
00:30:16Still, back to work.
00:30:18You watch that side.
00:30:45Did you mean that?
00:30:57You what?
00:30:58Never mind, I like it.
00:31:12I'm glad you volunteered.
00:31:15That river looks inviting.
00:31:20I haven't got a costume.
00:31:46Hello? Hello?
00:31:48Hello? Hello?
00:31:54Mr. Poundworn!
00:31:58I just heard a flower speak!
00:32:02A flower spoke?
00:32:04Yes, Mr. Poundworn.
00:32:05What did it say?
00:32:06It just said hello.
00:32:08Go on, go and stand by the fire.
00:32:16Right, now what's this go now?
00:32:18I'll show you.
00:32:25That's funny, I've filled it.
00:32:30Well, never mind.
00:32:33Well, what's this go?
00:32:40Stand back, stand back.
00:32:42Stand back, Edison.
00:32:43What's that go now?
00:33:13What's that go now?
00:33:14What's that go now?
00:33:15What's that go now?
00:33:44It must have been an accident, sir.
00:33:50But, damn it, man, you only had twelve sheep to look after.
00:33:55Yes, sir.
00:33:56Well, they were all there when I brought them in.
00:33:58The one big one was lagging behind, but I soon prepared to that.
00:34:01Nevertheless, I'm glad you volunteered.
00:34:04I'm glad you did.
00:34:05I'm glad you did.
00:34:06I'm glad you did.
00:34:07I'm glad you did.
00:34:08I'm glad you did.
00:34:09I'm glad you did.
00:34:10I'm glad you did.
00:34:11I'm glad you did.
00:34:12Nevertheless, one sheep is missing.
00:34:15Yes, sir.
00:34:18Perhaps I should just stroll down to the village for a pint.
00:34:22Listen, lad, sheep don't just wander off on their own.
00:34:27When one moves, they all go together.
00:34:30That's why they're called sheep.
00:34:33God, man, you've been on football ground duty.
00:34:36There are 40,000 of them there.
00:34:38Anyway, I want that sheep, or one very much like it,
00:34:43back in the fold tomorrow.
00:34:45Right?
00:34:47Right.
00:34:48Off you go.
00:34:54What's the main course tonight, then?
00:34:57I think it's Rissaul, sir.
00:34:58Not again.
00:34:59We had that last night.
00:35:00Well, I think I'll give it a miss.
00:35:02I haven't got that many pills.
00:35:04I'll just go and see if that antlers are yours,
00:35:06and then I'll turn in.
00:35:13Rissaul's?
00:35:35Thank you, lovely lads.
00:35:37I'll see you fresh today.
00:35:39Have what I like to talk about.
00:35:50I'll see you later, young lady.
00:35:56By the way, save me a couple of chops, will you?
00:35:59CHEERING
00:36:10Good God.
00:36:13Did somebody call?
00:36:20Good news.
00:36:21They've blown the car up.
00:36:25What about the two PCs in the car?
00:36:28A PC turner's bringing them in, sir.
00:36:321745 car was blown up.
00:36:371745...
00:36:40Well, that's three hours ago.
00:36:42Well, sir, apparently they were lying in the forest
00:36:44for some time before they could report.
00:36:46Days, no doubt.
00:36:48All right.
00:36:52Well, that's it, Wilfred.
00:36:54You'll have to round up those fellows now.
00:36:56Oh, I'm afraid it's out of my hands now.
00:36:59While you were out, I got a message from the, um...
00:37:03From the, um...
00:37:04Home office.
00:37:05The what?
00:37:06Home office.
00:37:07Home office, that's right.
00:37:08Telling me I mustn't make any arrests.
00:37:15PC Butterworth and WPC Davies, sir.
00:37:18All right.
00:37:19Come in.
00:37:22Here.
00:37:24Here.
00:37:27Get this down your boat.
00:37:33Now...
00:37:36What happened?
00:37:38What happened?
00:37:42To the car.
00:37:44Yes, well, we were about 20 yards from the car.
00:37:48And there was this flame.
00:37:50And...
00:37:51Well...
00:37:52Whoosh!
00:37:54The whole car went up.
00:37:57What...
00:37:58What sort of flame?
00:38:00Well, it...
00:38:01Sort of leapt at the car.
00:38:04God.
00:38:06Truncheons versus flamethrowers.
00:38:12Then...
00:38:13What happened?
00:38:16We're engaged.
00:38:19I don't think they're in a fit state to be interrogated.
00:38:22Just a minute.
00:38:24Now, this is very important.
00:38:27Did you see anybody?
00:38:30Anybody at all?
00:38:32No.
00:38:33No.
00:38:37Apart from the Scoutmaster.
00:38:40The Scoutmaster?
00:38:56Yes.
00:39:20Colonel Norris, sir.
00:39:22Show him in.
00:39:24Ah!
00:39:25Colonel Norris, sir.
00:39:26This is a very great honour.
00:39:28You've made...
00:39:29You've made excellent time.
00:39:31Can I get you a drink at all?
00:39:33With...
00:39:34With a little...
00:39:35Neat.
00:39:37Neat.
00:39:40Well, um...
00:39:43What brings...
00:39:45MI5 into this?
00:39:47I mean, robbery is...
00:39:49Is more of a police assignment, really, isn't it?
00:39:52Depends what's been stolen, doesn't it?
00:39:55Money?
00:39:56Oh, yes, but there's more than money attached to this, I'm afraid.
00:39:58Much more.
00:40:00Now, I'm concerned with one little document.
00:40:08Sorry, I don't quite understand.
00:40:11The money was a blind in order to get the document.
00:40:14A blind?
00:40:17It needed more than one man.
00:40:19This was a team job.
00:40:20Team job?
00:40:21Those crooks in the ward are only interested in two million pounds.
00:40:24They probably have no knowledge of the document.
00:40:26Do you see?
00:40:27Sorry?
00:40:30They were organised by one of the KGB's top men.
00:40:36What a nerve.
00:40:37Some foreigner's come over here
00:40:39and used some of our best crooked talent
00:40:42to break into one of our embassies
00:40:44and steal one of our documents.
00:40:46Well, that's about the size of it. Cheers.
00:40:51I think I know where you can pick up your man.
00:40:53Really?
00:40:56He's masquerading as a scoutmaster.
00:41:00He's got a cub with him.
00:41:05Verbal message for Walter Buffalo, sir.
00:41:08There's nobody of that name here.
00:41:10What's the message?
00:41:12Well, my dog has fleas.
00:41:15Good.
00:41:16Reply, two tens of flea powder.
00:41:18Flea powder, sir?
00:41:22What sort of dog have you got?
00:41:25Cockney one.
00:41:27The army's arrived.
00:41:28The army?
00:41:29I mean, two of my constables...
00:41:31Well, four of my constables
00:41:33have that scoutmaster in here in half an hour.
00:41:35One of them's a black belt, you know.
00:41:37If that was our man,
00:41:38that's hardly likely he'd have a cub with him.
00:41:40But our man is here,
00:41:41and that's the information I've been waiting for.
00:41:44What's this?
00:41:45Ah.
00:41:46Now, that is a little wooden hut
00:41:49down by the river.
00:41:50You see, I've got a hunch...
00:41:52As from now, withdraw all your men from the forest.
00:41:54Get them into roadblocks, but not too close.
00:41:57With due respect, sir,
00:41:58we've established quite a competent little radio network
00:42:01in the short time that we...
00:42:02Yes, and I congratulate you.
00:42:04We've been monitoring all your calls.
00:42:06And theirs.
00:42:07Theirs?
00:42:08Their network's far in advance of yours.
00:42:10These woods were prepared years ago for such an adventure.
00:42:13Make your roadblocks at least five miles from the forest.
00:42:17No police in the woods at all?
00:42:19No.
00:42:20The army will flush them out.
00:42:21Wait a minute.
00:42:22He could very well take to the river.
00:42:24When the law reaches,
00:42:25special marine group standing off here,
00:42:27one off south end.
00:42:29HE CHUCKLES
00:42:31I haven't got...
00:42:33I haven't got a squadron of jets patrolling as well.
00:42:36HE CHUCKLES
00:42:37Standing by.
00:42:39HE CHUCKLES
00:42:43It must have been a very important document.
00:42:47It's not the English cricket team to tour the West Indies,
00:42:50so get your constables out of it fast.
00:42:52Anyone found in these woods tomorrow morning
00:42:54is likely to be shot.
00:42:56Yes, well, if there's any way that I could help at all,
00:43:00I shall be only too pleased.
00:43:08What about the scout muster and that boy?
00:43:12I doubt whether they're still there.
00:43:16Only an idiot would try to camp out on a night like this.
00:43:21It's going, Edison!
00:43:23The fire's going, Edison!
00:43:25Get the beans out, Edison!
00:43:27The beans in!
00:43:29Edison!
00:43:31Edison, get the beans out!
00:43:36Don't bother, Edison!
00:43:39HE SCREAMS
00:43:41MUSIC PLAYS
00:43:46BIRDS CHIRP
00:44:16MUSIC CONTINUES
00:44:32All right, all right, I'm not asleep.
00:44:43See any of the others?
00:44:45Uh-huh.
00:44:48Hello.
00:44:49Yes?
00:44:50The scout muster's rowing down the river.
00:44:52Heading for the hut?
00:44:54Yes.
00:45:03Wait a minute! Oi!
00:45:07Stay with him.
00:45:09And make sure he doesn't find the money.
00:45:12I'll make sure.
00:45:43BIRDS CHIRP
00:46:02Ah, Edison, come in.
00:46:05You've brought my uniform and everything, you see.
00:46:08You can be useful.
00:46:10I'll tell you what, you might get a badge for this.
00:46:13Now then, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
00:46:17I'll get the fire going and you get the breakfast, OK?
00:46:21What's we having, Mr Pinebourne?
00:46:23Fish. Fish. There's a river out there, it's full of them.
00:46:26Fish?
00:46:28Fish, yes, fish. That's where they live.
00:46:32There's a fisherman just up the road, they're not far.
00:46:35What do you think he's doing?
00:46:37He was talking to his pint, Mr Pinebourne.
00:46:40I haven't got time for games, Edison.
00:46:51Come on.
00:46:54Sit.
00:47:08It's caught in the tree, Mr Pinebourne.
00:47:12Well, get it out of the tree, Edison.
00:47:33Mr Pinebourne!
00:47:38Mr Pinebourne!
00:47:48Help!
00:48:02You've got it now, Edison, haven't you?
00:48:07How old are you, Edison?
00:48:09Ten, sir.
00:48:11You're not going the right way to be eleven, are you?
00:48:21Kids.
00:48:23You give them good clothes and a good education and they pull the London stage away.
00:48:28How am I going to get back?
00:48:31Pull yourself back!
00:48:34Good heavens, they did 3,000 miles on the Contiki!
00:48:39There you are!
00:49:04Mr Pinebourne!
00:49:07Oh, thank you very much.
00:49:10Now, make that London stage secure, OK?
00:49:14Kids.
00:49:20Captain, the Lord, the Old Bill, they've all gone.
00:49:23Left the forest?
00:49:24The Antsman, they lie up in the trees.
00:49:26That nature group, they've all gone scurvy.
00:49:29That nature group, they've all gone scurvy.
00:49:32All the traffic during the night?
00:49:34Well, it must have been that lot moving up to move them out.
00:49:37We've got the woods all on their own.
00:49:39I don't like it.
00:49:40They must know that Woozie and Knocker are still here.
00:49:42Why would they just leave?
00:49:44They must have left someone at the farm.
00:49:49Over here, Corporal.
00:49:51Righto, then.
00:49:53Corporal.
00:49:54Aye, sir, coming.
00:50:00Come on, lads.
00:50:02Come on, quick, gather round here.
00:50:04Move it, move it.
00:50:06Come on, get round over here.
00:50:12I will take A section through the forest here.
00:50:16Sergeant Beaconsfield, you will take B section.
00:50:19Sergeant Beaconsfield, you will take C section.
00:50:22Sergeant Beaconsfield, you will take D section.
00:50:25Sergeant Beaconsfield, you will take E section.
00:50:28Sergeant Beaconsfield, you will take B section.
00:50:30We will make contact here.
00:50:33B section on the opposite side of the river.
00:50:36Is that clear?
00:50:42One thing more, chaps.
00:50:44This is not an army game.
00:50:47Anybody in the woods is a potential enemy and will be taken prisoner.
00:50:51Any sign of resistance, we shoot first.
00:50:54Explain later.
00:50:56When do we start?
00:50:58They'll let us know.
00:51:09Blimey! I think we've shot down the Air Force.
00:51:26Let's go.
00:51:53Stand by.
00:51:54We may have to move in a hurry.
00:51:56If this is necessary, we will carry out plan five.
00:51:59Is that clear? Plan five.
00:52:02Stand by for the alarm signal.
00:52:04Hold on, B section. Come on, move it.
00:52:07Come on. Come on, you lucky lads.
00:52:25Good. Troops are at the start line.
00:52:28All we can do now is wait.
00:52:35Wait for what?
00:52:37Something to happen, old man.
00:52:55I don't see why we should do all the work.
00:52:58What do you think you're doing?
00:53:00I'm going to have 40 winks.
00:53:03That's my bed.
00:53:05I saw it first.
00:53:08It's my hut.
00:53:14I'm going to have 40 winks.
00:53:16That's my bed.
00:53:18I saw it first.
00:53:20It's my hut.
00:53:24OK, let's see your rent book.
00:53:28It's in my other suit.
00:53:30You haven't got another suit.
00:53:35I've got a whole wardrobe.
00:53:37Yeah, you'd look good in a wardrobe.
00:53:42Look at the boy.
00:53:45OK, give me a call in half an hour.
00:53:48Are you ready, son?
00:53:52Right, put the kettle on, son.
00:53:58Come on, come on.
00:54:00Get it on. Get it on. Come on.
00:54:02Come on. Are you all right?
00:54:04Are you all right in there? Come on.
00:54:06Come on.
00:54:08Come on.
00:54:10Come on.
00:54:12Come on.
00:54:14Say something. Say something.
00:54:16Come on.
00:54:18Come on.
00:54:20Come on.
00:54:22Get down here.
00:54:24Where's the playroom?
00:54:26That's a ten pound note.
00:54:28I don't want any play.
00:54:30I've got some
00:54:32fibres.
00:54:34Hello? Hello?
00:54:36Where's my aerial?
00:54:38My rod?
00:54:40You've done it now.
00:54:56That's the alarm.
00:54:58Rosie!
00:55:00Rosie!
00:55:02Rosie!
00:55:04Rosie!
00:55:10Rosie!
00:55:14Rosie!
00:55:16Alistair!
00:55:20Is it storming, Mr Pinebourne?
00:55:22It didn't grow down there, Edison.
00:55:28Can we keep it all, Mr Pinebourne?
00:55:36We?
00:55:38Are you any good at counting, Edison?
00:55:40Not very well.
00:55:42I'll tell you what we'll do.
00:55:44We'll split this right down the middle, you and me, OK?
00:55:46There must be nearly twenty quid there.
00:55:48Twenty quid there.
00:56:04It's all right, Mr Pinebourne.
00:56:06It's the police.
00:56:10That's relief, anyway.
00:56:12Look, I'll tell you what to do.
00:56:14Listen to me.
00:56:18Now, don't mention the money at all,
00:56:20and then he might not notice it, you see, and then...
00:56:22Ah, good day, sir.
00:56:24My name is...
00:56:26Be quiet. Have you seen anything of a waterproof packet?
00:56:28No, young teenager. Edison, Edison.
00:56:30We're not obliged to say anything
00:56:32until we've been cautioned.
00:56:34All right.
00:56:36Caution him.
00:56:40One more bright remark like that out of you
00:56:42and you'll have another nostril.
00:56:44Oh, that's nice, that is.
00:56:46That's real charming, that is, in front of the lad, isn't it?
00:56:52Any sign of the package?
00:56:54No sign of it, sir.
00:56:56Well, never mind the damn money.
00:56:58Get that package and quick.
00:57:00Never mind the money? You must be joking.
00:57:02You'll still be at the bottom of the river tomorrow.
00:57:18Is this it, Gov?
00:57:20That's it. Everybody on board.
00:57:22Never mind. We have no time for that.
00:57:24That's what we come for, isn't it?
00:57:26We're too late, Gov. Just down the river.
00:57:28They've got troops on the river bank.
00:57:30The only chance is to get back to the hideaway.
00:57:32Not a chance. They've got a scout car bombing around.
00:57:34We should have tried it yesterday.
00:57:36If I may be allowed to...
00:57:38If you may be allowed to...
00:57:40What?
00:57:42Well, they know we're in the forest, you see.
00:57:44I mean, we came in,
00:57:46a scoutmaster and a cub with a large rucksack,
00:57:48and we go out with a large rucksack.
00:57:52Go on.
00:57:54Well, um...
00:57:56They're not going to be interested in us, are they?
00:57:58They're going to be more interested in a bogus police launch
00:58:00going hell for leather down the river.
00:58:02So what happens is,
00:58:04me and the boy will take the stuff out for you,
00:58:06and in return,
00:58:08you give us our freedom, OK?
00:58:10It appeals to me.
00:58:12If you have a better idea, make ready to cast off.
00:58:14The boat will keep the army occupied.
00:58:18I've been trying to get in touch with you, Gov.
00:58:24A section, sir.
00:58:26Should there be a police patrol launch in the area?
00:58:28Should there?
00:58:30Not unless it's last.
00:58:32Well, the police were withdrawn
00:58:34on your instructions.
00:58:36Tell those sections
00:58:38stop the police launch and border.
00:58:40Roger and out.
00:58:42OK, chaps, this is our party.
00:58:47Pull into the bank.
00:58:52I say again,
00:58:54pull into the bank.
00:58:56That is an order.
00:58:58All right, chaps.
00:59:00OK, Jefferson.
00:59:02On the command, open fire.
00:59:25Cease fire, men.
00:59:37Damn it, they're through.
00:59:39What's happened to B6?
00:59:41Can't raise him, sir.
00:59:45Contact Special Marine Group.
00:59:48That's the Navy, sir.
00:59:50I'm well aware of that.
00:59:52What's the matter with you, sir?
00:59:54Different wavelength.
00:59:56Navy!
01:00:00Food all right, sir?
01:00:04Contact your lads.
01:00:06I want them upriver now.
01:00:08And also...
01:00:10Yes?
01:00:12Teas are out.
01:00:18Two larks.
01:00:22Two larks.
01:00:38If you manage to raise B6
01:00:40and tell them to ignore the rendezvous,
01:00:42get that launch.
01:00:44Sir, the Marines will be engaging in about five minutes.
01:00:46Make. Stop them at all costs.
01:00:48Blast them out of the water if necessary.
01:00:53We've got B section, sir.
01:00:55They've got the scoutmaster and the cop.
01:00:57They were making their way through the forest.
01:00:59Guards at a time like this.
01:01:01Tell them to let the scoutmaster and the lad through.
01:01:03Yes, sir.
01:01:08The whole section and the way they laid those two
01:01:11probably don't ask which way to the river.
01:01:22Don't shoot! We're police!
01:01:52Move!
01:02:15Get back!
01:02:17Move!
01:02:22Move!
01:02:39They'll be round again.
01:02:53Blimey!
01:02:55What are they using for bullets?
01:02:57I don't know.
01:02:59Quick!
01:03:07Stand by.
01:03:22Say nothing.
01:03:53Blast!
01:04:01I've no idea when I'll be back,
01:04:03but I don't know how you got hold of this number.
01:04:06It's supposed to be secret.
01:04:10That's all we're short of.
01:04:12B section has taken on the Navy.
01:04:14Army, tell B section to hold its fire for God's sake.
01:04:16If those Navy lads find us in the Army,
01:04:18we'll have internal revolution.
01:04:20We'll round up the mob in the forest.
01:04:22B section will investigate the hub.
01:04:26Are you mad at Kenneth?
01:04:29God.
01:04:51Wait a minute!
01:04:58Good lads, the boats are ground.
01:05:00Inform the infantry...
01:05:02No, no, the Army.
01:05:04Don't let any of them slip through.
01:05:20Stay where you are!
01:05:27Hey, look at that.
01:05:29Look at that!
01:05:41Roger and out.
01:05:45A section, sir.
01:05:47All the police launch are in the bag.
01:05:54You see what does it?
01:05:56Combined operations.
01:06:02Well done by Joe.
01:06:06When I think of our own puny little effort,
01:06:08all we had was seven truncheons and a few stout sticks.
01:06:12You should be well pleased, Colonel.
01:06:14Not yet. There's something strange about all this.
01:06:16You've got him, haven't you?
01:06:18The scoutmaster and the cub were there.
01:06:20They should have been here half an hour ago.
01:06:43This is the Army!
01:06:47You've got two minutes to come out of there with your hands up!
01:06:55I say again, this is the Army!
01:06:59We're coming in!
01:07:05Keep me covered.
01:07:07For God's sake, don't anybody shoot me.
01:07:17EXPLOSION
01:07:28Well, didn't it go off then?
01:07:46Wait here.
01:08:17EXPLOSION
01:08:27Alpha, Bravo, the B section.
01:08:29Say again.
01:08:31Say again.
01:08:34Sorry, sir, there's been a lot of interference.
01:08:36I think the scoutmaster got away.
01:08:38What?
01:08:39I think the scoutmaster got away in a helicopter.
01:08:43It's a helicopter.
01:08:46I think the scoutmaster...
01:08:47Cam and Blast, a helicopter.
01:08:49Air Force! Air Force! Air Force!
01:08:52Good morning.
01:08:54Never mind the weather report. You, hop in.
01:08:58I want that helicopter brought down.
01:09:00He wouldn't get me in an airplane.
01:09:02HQ to Blue Squadron. Scramble.
01:09:04EXPLOSION
01:09:12There's no sign of that helicopter, sir.
01:09:14Is your lot airborne?
01:09:15Oh, yes, sir. They're over the Irish Sea.
01:09:17Well, they won't be over the Irish Sea.
01:09:19Well, he probably hasn't got to Guildford yet.
01:09:21They are on visual, sir.
01:09:23That chopper is under the radar screen.
01:09:29Blue Squadron is approaching Guildford now, sir.
01:09:31Good. Now tell them I don't care how they do it.
01:09:33I'm sorry, sir. They're crossing the coast now.
01:09:35Well, can't they go any slower? It's not a bloody race.
01:09:40PHONE RINGS
01:09:42Yes, yes. He's here.
01:09:44Oh.
01:09:46Yes.
01:09:48Oh, yes.
01:09:50Yes.
01:09:53I see.
01:09:54Message from Crawley Police Station.
01:09:57The helicopter's put down
01:09:59and the Scoutmaster is proceeding by car north along the A3.
01:10:07I heard.
01:10:10Yeah, of course. It's our lads now.
01:10:16Calling all cars.
01:10:18Roadblock, Ace of Spades, Talbot.
01:10:21Oscar, One-Zero, Zulu, Four and Five.
01:10:26That's the code we use, you see.
01:10:29I'll say again.
01:10:32Jackpot!
01:10:33Good. We'll go and pick him up.
01:10:37I'll say again.
01:10:38Oscar, One-Zero, Zulu, Four and Five.
01:10:42Hello, Oscar One. This is Zulu Four. Over. In position.
01:10:45Zulu Five to Oscar One. Have you got a spare wheel?
01:10:47Zulu Six.
01:10:48Zulu Five. Hold on, please.
01:10:50Zulu Six to Oscar One. Have you got a spare wheel?
01:10:52Zulu Six.
01:10:53Zulu Six to Oscar One.
01:10:55Head off.
01:10:59Oh, shit.
01:11:30Her Majesty's Government has asked me to convey
01:11:34our sincere gratitude for a splendid piece of work.
01:11:38And may I add my personal congratulations, Colonel Norris.
01:11:42Thank you, Minister, but I did precious little.
01:11:45A great deal of thanks is due to the Chief Constable here
01:11:48and his lads and my man on the field, of course.
01:11:53Oh, yes.
01:11:56Oh, yes. Yes, the Scoutmaster.
01:12:01Oh, excuse me.
01:12:05Yes.
01:12:07Right.
01:12:09Forgive me for a moment, gentlemen.
01:12:11Oh, Colonel, perhaps you'll do the honours.
01:12:13Certainly, sir.
01:12:15So, the, um, the Scoutmaster was one of your men?
01:12:20Oh, yes. Sub-Lieutenant Pinkerton.
01:12:23Ah. How do you do?
01:12:25But, um, what about the boy?
01:12:28Surely he wasn't. I mean, uh...
01:12:31Oh, good grief, no. The boy was an unexpected complication.
01:12:35I didn't like it at all when Pinkerton informed me.
01:12:38He informed you?
01:12:39Oh, yes. He was in constant touch.
01:12:42Every time he played that guitar, it was a coded message.
01:12:46Dreadful musician, of course.
01:12:48I thought we were being very up-to-date with our walkie-talkies.
01:12:54By the way, I don't know whether you know that, um,
01:12:58I already hold the O.B.M.
01:13:03No, no, I didn't.
01:13:05I've heard a whisper that following my work on this case,
01:13:09I could be in for the, um...
01:13:13The chop?
01:13:15The accolade.
01:13:17Oh. Congratulations.
01:13:19No, there's nothing definite yet, of course.
01:13:23There's just one thing that puzzles me about this case.
01:13:28Only one thing?
01:13:30The governor, the KGB fellow.
01:13:33We thought he'd got away in the, um...
01:13:36the, um...
01:13:38helicopter, but while we were organising roadblocks,
01:13:42he just got up and went out and arrested him.
01:13:45We didn't know where to find him.
01:13:47Lieutenant?
01:13:49Well, you see, he was a chess player,
01:13:52so I had to get him to think one jump ahead of me.
01:13:56So when we were in the hut, it occurred to me that...
01:14:01Well, they know we were in the forest, you see.
01:14:04I mean, we came in as Scoutmaster and a cub with a large rucksack,
01:14:08and we go out with a large rucksack.
01:14:11So what?
01:14:13Me and the boy will take the stuff out for you,
01:14:16and in return, you give us our freedom, OK?
01:14:19It appeals to me.
01:14:21Well, once I planted the idea of him wearing my uniform,
01:14:26the rest was easy.
01:14:29I don't quite follow.
01:14:31This badge, my dear Chief Constable, is a homing device.
01:14:35I had him pinpoint it to a couple of yards.
01:14:38Amazing.
01:14:40I'm not wearing one of these when I tell the wife I'm going to be late at the office.
01:14:44I expect your wife does the same.
01:14:46Oh, yes.
01:14:47I'm sorry to keep you waiting, gentlemen.
01:14:49I won't delay you longer than necessary.
01:14:52Ah, Lieutenant.
01:14:54I understand your next assignment is Regent's Park Zoo.
01:14:57It is.
01:14:58Oh, yes.
01:15:00Come here, old chap.
01:15:05Been looking all over for you, Mr Pinebourne.
01:15:08You promised to take me to the zoo.
01:15:12I can't go to the zoo today, Edison.
01:15:16I have to go to...
01:15:20Honolulu.
01:15:21But Mr Pinebourne.
01:15:24And don't keep calling me Mr Pinebourne.
01:15:27Sorry, Mr Pinebourne.
01:15:30Edison.
01:15:33If you want me, gentlemen, I shall be in the elephant house.
01:15:38Pinkerton.
01:15:40Don't put buns on the expense account.
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