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  • 5/19/2025
JP thinks of ways he can spend his Monday night with virtually no sports to watch.
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00:00Monday, May 19th, a day that will live in infamy.
00:04There's no NHL playoffs.
00:06There's no NBA playoffs.
00:08Coming off a weekend where there's crazy golf on all the time.
00:12There's no golf on.
00:14There's obviously no football.
00:15The Nats don't play.
00:17I assume the Orioles don't play either.
00:19Somebody let me know if the O's are playing.
00:22So I naturally, you know, went to social media.
00:26I said, what the hell am I supposed to do tonight?
00:28And I've gotten some comments, got a lot of comments, as tends to happen.
00:35On Twitter, I've gotten some recommendations, landfill.
00:44This is a very oddly specific one from Daniel's Believer.
00:48He says, order spaghetti and cry.
00:51Seems kind of intense.
00:54My man Gonzo says I should play on the Madrid trip.
00:57A lot of people say just watch Jaden Daniels highlights.
01:00It might not be the worst way to go.
01:03I'll tell you what I definitely won't do.
01:04Bud Johnson says rewatch the Subway Series highlights from last night.
01:09I mean, he's talking Yankees Mets, right?
01:12I won't spend a second of my life doing that.
01:16Somebody told me to go fishing.
01:17A lot of people are telling me to watch wrestling.
01:21Is Monday Night Raw still a thing?
01:24What?
01:25Is that still on USA?
01:27Does USA still exist?
01:29I think it's on TNT.
01:31I think TNT has Chad Khan's wrestling league.
01:37Where's Rooster when you need him?
01:38He'd be all over this.
01:40My guy, Hamid Safardi says, cuddle with your wife.
01:44Well, Hamid, that requires both of us being into that idea.
01:48And I got a feeling that that won't be the case.
01:50Um, Jamarcus, I cannot read what you said, but that was funny.
01:56Um, Monday Night Raw is on Netflix.
02:00Really?
02:01Apparently.
02:05Who knew?
02:08Um, I got some comments on my Facebook page.
02:11Charles Newsome said, make the wife think you carved out the day for her and the girls.
02:15I've been not, I've been nothing but family guy since Friday.
02:19We went to the beach.
02:21We had a blast.
02:22I dug a hole.
02:23I hung some lights.
02:25Um, I spent all day yesterday playing lacrosse.
02:29I, I got my six-year-old to sleep last night.
02:31I may have fallen asleep in the process, but whatever.
02:34We all fell asleep.
02:35Um, so I, I bid on family mode.
02:39Uh, Jeff, what do you think about this?
02:41Tim Sluice or Sluss says I should play you in Madden tonight.
02:45You will probably cry.
02:47I wouldn't cry because much like the dude that sent in this pamphlet about changing one cartoon to another,
02:53I do not, I would not invest that type of emotional time, um, into caring.
03:00I would play you in Madden.
03:01I don't have a device to play Madden.
03:03My, my daughters have a Nintendo Switch.
03:07Can I play Madden on that?
03:10I don't know.
03:10I never play Madden on a Nintendo product.
03:13Well, I would play you in Madden and you could throttle me.
03:17I, I, I think I would get me versus Jeff and Madden.
03:21The line would be Jeff minus 40, I think.
03:24One, two, three, three...
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