#搞笑#Funny
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00:00Doctor, I just realized I was bitten by Wubushe
00:02So how did you get here?
00:03I'm coming over here
00:05The hospital is so far away from Jiaotong University
00:07Logically, if you say it's cold, it will be gone.
00:10I took him along too.
00:12I take four steps and he bites me.
00:14Take four steps and let him bite me
00:16So how many questions do you think the doctor has?
00:18What are you brushing this for?
00:20Go to the first floor to queue up first and then come to the second floor to see me for the inspection form.
00:23Check one item on each floor and then come back to me for diagnosis
00:25Then go to the eighth floor
00:26Next is
00:3012 o'clock midnight
00:42Searching for nearby encounters
00:44Are you going to a regular Xiyu?
00:46Or go to an informal meeting
01:00Why don't you wait for me for a few years?
01:03I'll introduce you to my female classmates after I get into a good university.
01:06By the time you go to college, I will be thirty-five, thirty-six, thirty-seven, thirty-eight, or
01:09Is your career in trouble?
01:12It didn't sink.
01:16Fall into the water and get his butt wet
01:18Get him into the water quickly.
01:21I also know my wife
01:22Come on, it's ok.
01:39Your food is also very good. I wish you a pleasant meal. Remember to give five stars. Dear friend, love you.
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03:46This is sand
03:47You said that everyone is sand
03:50Did mom go to work?
03:55Do you want to come to my house to play?
03:57I have a little male cat and a little female cat at home. Small cans of snacks
04:01Lei Lei ah Lei
04:02Have you seen it?
04:03Pure white dwarf
04:05Just ask around in our neighborhood.
04:07There is no one more beautiful than her
04:10What are you hesitating about?
04:11Your parents are not here.
04:12Come play
04:20How to shoot
04:24How to shoot
04:26Asking you a question
04:29This is a public parking space
04:31You have to understand
04:31This is a public parking space
04:33This is a public parking space
04:35Is it okay to be as handsome as you?
04:36You single dog
04:37The result is magic
04:42You watch
04:44Oh, look, there's nothing in your hand.
04:47Really? No.
04:48Be prepared
04:48Okay, give her a fold first.
04:51Then fold it in half
04:54Fold in half again
04:56Then blow a breath
04:57WTF
04:59WTF
05:01Oh my brother
05:03Really rich
05:04It's changed me.
05:07WTF
05:08WTF
05:18Oh, lift your hair
05:21right
05:22Shoot your head
05:23Smile
05:24Smile
05:25Smile
05:25ah
05:26Don't hold
05:27Ha ha ha ha
05:28Ha ha ha ha
05:29ah
05:31Ha ha ha ha
05:33Ha ha ha ha
05:34I looked her over.
05:35Don't be afraid Don't be afraid
05:37You don't want to play?
05:39Are you afraid?
05:40Only then can I change you to fight
05:41ah
05:42right
05:54What am I saying?
05:58good