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00:00The option of not doing any trip, I have to say that I'm a little afraid that they will be disconcentrated before the final exams.
00:08I propose that they go on a trip near Barcelona, to go to a house of colonies, for example.
00:13It would be very good if the kids had an escape valve before the exam period.
00:18I want Chiqui Lamac to be in favor of boycotting.
00:21Are you really doing this to me?
00:23Well, Silvana agrees with us.
00:25I love that my students have learned the great lesson of philosophy.
00:29To question everything, not to shut up about anything.
00:31In short, to distinguish between a teacher and an elixir seller in the West of America.
00:37You have played with very sensitive material. I love Catalonia.
00:40Me too.
00:41Yes, but I like democracy and freedom.
00:47Where does the name Oksana come from?
00:49I was born in Ukraine, I am adopted.
00:51Ukraine, wouldn't you like to go back there?
00:54I'll be right back.
00:56Oksana lives there.
00:57What are you saying?
00:58It's beautiful, man.
00:59Do you have a boyfriend?
01:00I don't have a boyfriend, I'm not gay.
01:02Are you bi?
01:03No, man, neither gay, nor bi, nor straight, nor pansexual, nor anything.
01:06Don't put labels on me.
01:08I'm Paul and that's it.
01:10You're a kid who, when his mother died, said,
01:13I have to fall in love, why?
01:15Because they leave me again and shit, I prefer to suffer.
01:18But you didn't count on Tania,
01:20who is breaking this mask with which you feel protected.
01:23Wow, do you have a date?
01:25More or less.
01:26You will.
01:27You are a blonde and you know how to say beautiful things.
01:30I'm in love with you, Tania.
01:36Why did you keep me in the role of favorite from the first day?
01:39I already told you, you have talent.
01:41Do you see beyond?
01:43I know you are very important to Bruno.
01:46Bruno is also for me.
01:51Hello.
01:53Hello, dad.
01:54Bruno.
01:55Bruno.
01:56What? Did you miss me?
02:13So what?
02:15Nicolás has been cheating on me for a long time.
02:18He was in a relationship with a guy from Siena,
02:20one who worked at the school.
02:21It wasn't hard for you to tell me.
02:24I see.
02:25You could have told me that you were coming back.
02:27Look, your arrival yesterday made me think about two things.
02:30Either I was chasing you to the mafia or the Vatican.
02:32Dad, I told you that not even mom knew I was coming.
02:36Now you don't have a place at the institute.
02:38Showing up like this was risky.
02:40I know, but at least I can say hello to the people, right?
02:42Yes, man, yes.
02:43Dad, I didn't want to give explanations to anyone.
02:45I packed my bag, plane and went home.
02:47But you lent it to me.
02:48Yes, of course.
02:49Besides, you didn't tell me that you were already dating Gina.
02:51I'm not good at explaining myself.
02:54But we'll be together again.
02:56A lot of things have happened, Bruno.
02:58We'll get along.
02:59But the funny thing is that you didn't stay until the end of the course.
03:02You're funny, dad.
03:04I wanted to see you.
03:05You didn't?
03:06Of course I did, idiot.
03:07Oh my God.
03:09I'm leaving before I get caught by an ex-con.
03:12What are you doing here, Perla?
03:13Look, I'm a cousin of the Italians.
03:15And the famous Nicolás cheated on you or what?
03:17Yes, and I like that they cheat on me, not that they fuck me.
03:22I love you.
03:30I would like to make bread all day long.
03:32No, man.
03:33No?
03:34No.
03:35In the first hour?
03:36No, I don't want you to distract yourself with studies because of me.
03:38I couldn't stop looking at you in class.
03:41Man, I think you've become a little naive.
03:44It's your fault.
03:45It's all your fault.
03:46Look, if I distract myself, if I repeat a course...
03:48Yeah.
03:49It's all because of you.
03:50Shit, let's go to class.
03:51Fuck, Tania.
03:52What a pain.
03:53What?
03:54The final exams are coming up.
03:55We have to pass the course.
03:56Look, if it's hard for me to study...
03:57Look, the less I do, the better.
04:01It's just that it's just.
04:03Are we going to study together or not?
04:04Oh, we don't have to do it all together, do we?
04:06Look, that's it.
04:07I'm not offering you anything else.
04:08I'm not telling you anything else because you're telling me no.
04:10Great.
04:12You know what I want?
04:14What?
04:15For people to know that this is ours.
04:18Me too.
04:19Are you sure?
04:20Yes, of course.
04:22Because we shouldn't have to say it.
04:49You should have been with someone before me.
05:01Well, yes, but it doesn't matter.
05:05You thought I was a virgin, didn't you?
05:07Yes, but it's okay.
05:08I just wanted to tell you.
05:12And who was he?
05:13Hey, man, leave me alone.
05:14You don't know him either.
05:20Bruno!
05:21Bruno!
05:22What are you doing here?
05:27Luis, you've come.
05:28I haven't come to visit.
05:29I'm back.
05:30Really?
05:31Definitely?
05:32Of course, definitely.
05:33I screwed up with Nicola.
05:34Fuck him.
05:35What happened?
05:36Well, the guy went to fuck with another girl.
05:38And I had been planning to go to Rome for a few weeks and I said,
05:40fuck it, I can't do it anymore.
05:42Besides, I missed you.
05:44My father and you.
05:46Oh, I'm sorry it didn't work out.
05:48Don't worry.
05:49The worst was the first few days, I was desperate.
05:51Fuck, man, you hadn't told me anything.
05:53Yeah, I know.
05:54I admit I've been a little disconnected, but...
05:56I'm back because I want to recover.
05:58I don't know, my life before the Roman bullshit.
06:02Sure.
06:03That's great.
06:05What's up?
06:06Don't you like to see me?
06:07No.
06:08Yes, of course.
06:09No, it's just that...
06:10Give me a hug.
06:11Come here, asshole.
06:18And what about Oscar Rubio?
06:20I just know he wants something.
06:22But no, I don't know him very well.
06:24So what? He is Pol's brother.
06:26Yes, but I only have one person in mind and he is 3 years old.
06:29For me, Nil goes first.
06:31It's clear, but you also have the right to go.
06:33It comes from time to time.
06:34I don't like to be fucking with a guy and thinking that Nil is alone at my mother's house.
06:38No, I've had enough.
06:40Nil first of all.
06:42I told you I didn't want to tell your boyfriend that we had broken up.
06:45We've been together for 10 years.
06:46He always told us the truth.
06:47You've been together for 10 years and he told you the truth?
06:49And I hope there will be many more.
06:51Gaby, we can't go on like this, you don't understand.
06:53I'm about to get married.
06:54But don't you think you've canceled the wedding?
06:56No, but I'll try to fix it.
06:57Even if the Germans don't want to know anything about me and the Alguer family wants to kill me.
07:00Then don't go.
07:01Look, right now I have to go to the doctor.
07:03Because I have a throbbing stomach.
07:05I already told Eugenia that I will ask for a low blood pressure.
07:07No, I thought you would come to the colonies to have a chat with me.
07:10Are you crazy?
07:11So I can't count on you to go to the colonies?
07:13Yes, really.
07:15No, no, of course you can't count on me to go to the colonies.
07:18I'll do whatever it takes to save him.
07:20Just like you.
07:22But someone will have to go.
07:23Or we'll have to do it by luck.
07:25What I would do is cancel this trip.
07:27The truth is that I don't understand how he got here.
07:30The students preferred to do something, even if it was a trip to the mountains.
07:34Of course, while they don't have class, they are delighted.
07:37But let's see, there is little time left for the final exams.
07:40And the high school students are no longer kids.
07:42And if they don't have money to go out, they don't care.
07:45And if I can choose, I won't go.
07:47I will go.
07:49I have a good relationship with them.
07:51And I can go without problems.
07:53Yes, I also have a good relationship with them.
07:55And I more.
07:56I don't doubt it.
07:57But I give them interactive classes, nice, fun.
08:00I don't, I am very boring, I am not creative at all.
08:03And I hate my job, but personally I have a very close relationship.
08:07Maybe too much.
08:08I think we have to keep the distance between teacher and student.
08:12I prefer to keep the distance between teacher and teacher.
08:23You know that the Colónia house has been confirmed.
08:26We have Luis Tiblau of the parents, the question of the million.
08:29Who is going to go out with them?
08:32Amelie is going.
08:34Perfect, we already have one.
08:35Bruno can come, right?
08:38No.
08:40It's the norm, they don't stop growing.
08:42He takes off his heel and sees Bruno coming back from Rome.
08:45As the movie is called.
08:47The return of the gay.
08:50Ah, okay, Bruno is gay.
08:52I didn't remember, you can't tell.
08:55What are you going to do if you don't have a place?
08:57I'll be on sabbatical for a few months and in September we'll see.
09:00But I already told my father that I don't miss the Colonias.
09:03But you can come if you are not enrolled.
09:05But I don't have a place.
09:07Don't worry, when you get to the Colonias house I'll be there.
09:10So you came back for the Colonias and you go back to Rome.
09:13No, no, no one is waiting for me there.
09:15Didn't you have a boyfriend?
09:16Yes, Nicola, but the story didn't work out.
09:19You know, you fall in love, you idealize the person and then you have a good time.
09:26Guys, it's good that you are here, but let's go to class, Marlin is waiting for us.
09:30Come on, come here.
09:34Joan, I'm sorry about your father.
09:38Thank you, man.
09:42Handsome.
09:47What? Are we doing something tonight?
09:49Are you sure we have to explain things?
09:51Yes, of course.
09:52Cool, I'll go say hi to some teachers.
09:56In honor of Bruno, who has shown us that time goes by very fast,
10:00I'll tell you about Saint Augustine.
10:02Look at this clock.
10:05This is an object that shows us very graphically, by the way, the passage of time.
10:12Who would know how to define time?
10:16Well, time is the time that goes by between two...
10:21I don't know how to explain it.
10:23No, no, no, the same thing happened to the philosopher Agustí de Hipona,
10:27better known as Saint Agustine.
10:30He said, if no one asks what time is, I know very well,
10:34but if they ask me and I try to explain it, I don't know what to say.
10:39After thinking about it, he came to the conclusion that the present is a point without extension
10:44between two nothings, the past that is no longer and the future that is not yet.
10:49I love it, Marlene. If I pass the exam, I'll pass for sure.
10:53Well, I won't pass.
10:55Well, for me, time is the 24 hours of the day, of today.
10:58Yes.
10:59Because Saint Augustine says it has no extension.
11:01Because the 24 hours of the day can be divided into smaller units,
11:05minutes, seconds...
11:07When can we say that something is happening now?
11:10According to Saint Augustine, we can't do it,
11:12because when we refer to it, it has already happened.
11:15The present flows, it escapes us.
11:18Continuously, to the past, without us being able to perceive it.
11:21So time doesn't exist? It's a kind of road with no exit?
11:25Exactly. A paradox of time.
11:39What should we do?
11:40He doesn't know anything, he doesn't expect anything.
11:42And you didn't tell him because you liked him or anything?
11:44No, no, what's wrong?
11:46And why not?
11:49Well, why not? Because we didn't talk that much.
11:52No, Tania, you didn't tell him because you didn't know what was going to happen between him and me.
11:56Well, yes, that's it.
11:58Well, if you want, don't tell him anything and that's it.
12:00You'd rather he didn't know.
12:02You're glad Bruno is back.
12:04Deep down, you don't care that everyone knows you've fallen for me.
12:07Girl, I'll eat your mouth and everyone's story is over.
12:11Bruno must be here. He said we'd meet at the skate park.
12:14Come on, it doesn't matter that he's cheating on us, not everyone.
12:20Wait, I'll talk to him.
12:22Ok? I don't want him to get mad.
12:24And he wants to meet me tonight.
12:27And in the meantime, you and me, nothing.
12:29Nothing of what?
12:31Well...
12:33I'd kiss you, honey.
12:35Really?
12:37Yes.
12:39I'd kiss your face with both hands and I'd eat your mouth.
12:42I eat your mouth too, a lot.
12:44And I hug you.
12:47And I put my hand inside your pants.
12:51Because I can't take it anymore.
12:53And do you like it?
12:55I love it.
13:00I also like it when you touch me, yes, I like it a lot.
13:05Yes or no, Bruno? Tell him.
13:08Tell him, do you come from Colóneas?
13:10I hope so, if they let me...
13:12Sure, man, I'm sure your father will get you to come.
13:15He's the fucking man, Marli.
13:17You don't know how much he helped me with the search work.
13:19He loves doing research with the Bergerons.
13:27Hey Jordi.
13:29Hey Silvana.
13:31See you, Jordi.
13:32See you, Mercedes.
13:33So, how's it going?
13:34I've been here doing different things.
13:37How are you doing with the management project?
13:39Good, good.
13:40Yes, I've already talked to Eugeni.
13:42He was sorry I didn't tell him before, but now he knows.
13:45But everything's fine, good vibes.
13:47Of course it is.
13:48I've already heard about the Colónias de Saragón.
13:51Yes, yes, the truth is...
13:52It's a very good idea.
13:53The Valenpas are delighted.
13:55Really?
13:56Yes.
13:57I've always thought that you don't have to do
13:59long-distance final trips.
14:01What matters is that they are together
14:03and have a good time.
14:05Of course, of course.
14:06When the idea of going to London came up
14:08I thought, what?
14:09No, no, you don't have to.
14:10And another very important thing is
14:12the fact of cohesion in the group.
14:14Before the stressful time of the final exams.
14:16I read that a school in Finland does that.
14:19It would be good to establish it as a tradition here in Guimaraes.
14:23And you'll do well.
14:29It's cool to make plans, but going to Colónias
14:31is super childish.
14:33What are you saying?
14:34But it's really cool.
14:35Marc, the important thing is to do it in a few days.
14:37No, seriously.
14:38Why didn't our parents take us to a concert?
14:40With the iPads, the trips to London,
14:42the ski trips...
14:45Fucking kids.
14:47Wait a minute.
14:48I really like going to Colónias.
14:49It brings me memories.
14:50The game of the bottle and stuff, you know?
14:54Hey, hey, hey.
14:55Guys, silence, silence.
14:56I know you would have preferred to go on a trip
14:58to London, Paris...
15:00Riviera Maya or Magaluf.
15:04But I assure you, I assure you
15:06that this trip will be unforgettable.
15:08And besides, it's very important that before the final exams
15:11you relax a little.
15:13I mean, it's a little trip
15:15thought for you.
15:16You deserve it.
15:23Okay, but what do we have to bring?
15:25Well, breakfast and lunch on the first day,
15:27comfortable shoes...
15:28Super childish, man.
15:30Oh, Marc.
15:31I guess we should finish the travel agenda
15:33so mature people like you...
15:40Soon we will give you more information.
15:42Now don't be in a hurry.
15:43But what professors will come?
15:49It depends.
15:50Who do you want to bring?
15:51You, Silvana.
15:54I don't want to be him.
15:56Silvana, Silvana, Silvana...
15:59Cavi, Cavi...
16:05Come on, come on.
16:15Roxana.
16:16Hey, Óscar.
16:17How are you?
16:18Fine, and you?
16:19Oh, sorry.
16:20What are you doing this afternoon?
16:21I have things to do.
16:22Well, I thought we could go for a walk or something.
16:24Yeah, but I'm sick.
16:26Yeah, so what?
16:27Well, I can't because I have to see the pediatrician.
16:29Well, I can go with you.
16:31No, you don't have to.
16:34It would be a way to give me a second chance with Peque.
16:37No, leave Peque, seriously.
16:38If you want one day I'll stay with you, but...
16:40but today it's impossible.
16:42See you tomorrow around here.
16:44Okay.
16:53Come on, man.
16:55Marli.
16:56Hey, Marc.
16:57Hey.
16:58I guess you have to come to the Colonies' exit, right?
17:01It depends on many factors.
17:02Shut up, but you're the boss.
17:03If Silvana comes, you come.
17:04Silvana has no interest in coming.
17:06What are you saying?
17:07Today there was a class that said she was coming.
17:08She says this trip is so important.
17:22The olive tree is the symbol of philosophy.
17:24A solitary bird that sees in the darkness.
17:27Like philosophers, who see things that others don't see.
17:30Do I make myself clear?
17:31Cool.
17:32It's like a mussel with a triangular face.
17:34More or less.
17:35I've never seen one.
17:37Come on, kid.
17:38There aren't any in the city.
17:39Hey.
17:40Run.
17:44It's our bank, kid.
17:46It's worth waiting for whatever it takes to empty it.
17:48Yeah.
17:49I don't want to leave.
17:53Damn, I still remember you here.
17:56With your jacket I made a mess and I'm agoraphobic.
17:59Shut up, shut up.
18:02Can I ask you a question?
18:05You don't have to, I can imagine.
18:07Really?
18:08If Silvana comes to the Colonies, will you come?
18:13I think you already know the answer.
18:15Don't fuck up, you won't come.
18:17Well, I'll fuck up.
18:18Jealous again?
18:20Don't fuck up, Ivan.
18:21I'm just being practical.
18:23I don't want to coincide with her on a three-day excursion.
18:26Okay, okay.
18:28Besides, do you think she has always believed in these Colonies?
18:32I don't know.
18:33You tell me.
18:34No, ask her if you want her to tell you.
18:36Well, what's the plan, man?
18:38Have fun, kid.
18:39She's young, I'm an old person.
18:42Are you talking about him now or what?
18:44I was going to tell you, he could be your father, but no, he could be your grandfather.
18:48Yes, Grandpa Merlí.
18:51Ivan, the passage of time is a fucking shit.
18:59Anyway, in the end I sent the shit to Nicola, her father and her brothers.
19:02The only one I wanted to see was her grandmother.
19:06You?
19:08Wow, sorry.
19:10Girl, what's wrong?
19:12I have to explain something to you, okay?
19:14Very strong.
19:15Ah, I knew it, that's why you're weird.
19:17I'm weird?
19:18Yes, but come on, what do you have to tell me?
19:21You've hooked up with a guy.
19:23Ah, great, great.
19:24Come on, tell me some secrets, then I'll tell you something.
19:27Come on, you first.
19:29It's not a secret of mine that you don't know.
19:33It's about Pol.
19:35I'm into him.
19:37Today I got horny when I saw him.
19:39I noticed some look that...
19:40Ah, looks.
19:41Yes.
19:43How strong.
19:44Sure, it's just that you and Pol...
19:46An endless story.
19:48But come on, what were you going to tell me?
19:50That he's fucked? Is he from Insti?
19:52Yes.
19:53Yes.
19:55And who is he?
20:00Marc Vilaseca.
20:01What?
20:03Are you kidding me? Really?
20:04Yes, yes.
20:05Very strong.
20:06Hey, but no one knows.
20:08But are you dating or something?
20:09No, no, no.
20:10Come on, come on.
20:11It was just a day that happened and that's it.
20:13But we're super friends, I'm not in love or anything.
20:17Great.
20:18I'm glad for you.
20:19Yes, me too for you.
20:20Well, actually between you and Pol there's nothing.
20:23But of course, you have a past.
20:25A past, a present and I hope we have a future.
20:44So, according to San Agustí,
20:46in the same way that we are exposed under the irreversible flow of time,
20:50we can't always enjoy the possession of any good.
20:55As soon as we feel satisfied to possess something,
20:59we immediately have the fear of its loss.
21:02Therefore, the world alone can never give the true happiness.
21:07Yes, but then it's impossible to be happy, according to him.
21:11No, not impossible, but very difficult.
21:13Because happiness would consist in having and preserving what we desire,
21:17but also in not being afraid of losing it.
21:21This also serves for love, doesn't it?
21:23Yes, of course.
21:24San Agustí says that we really enjoy someone when we love them for ourselves.
21:29True love doesn't expect anything in return.
21:31Pure love consists in loving without interest.
21:34This means that if we love a person,
21:36we can't force him to love us.
21:38We can't force him to love us.
21:40We can't put any condition on him.
21:42We even have to be willing to lose him.
21:47The bell of the end of class.
21:49Another sign of the passage of time.
21:51Marli, who will come to the meetings? You or Silvana?
21:54Not everything is between Silvana and me.
21:56There are other teachers.
22:09Marli, it seems that we will coincide with the second trip.
22:12A trip? If it was at least a trip.
22:14Come on, it's a trip to Cologne and we are not kids anymore.
22:18I think we should cancel this trip.
22:20Don't count on me.
22:22Marli, have you ever changed your mind about life?
22:25Yes, the last time.
22:27Yes, with respect to you.
22:29Really? And what happened?
22:31At first you seemed like a brilliant teacher,
22:34but then I saw that you were a little interested.
22:38Why do you change your mind about the second trip?
22:41You must be doing politics.
22:43Maybe, right?
22:44I remind you that Eugenia is still the director of the institute.
22:47Obviously.
22:48And if no one wants me to go, I won't go.
22:50But yesterday the students seemed delighted that I would accompany them.
22:53It's an important trip for them.
22:55Let them decide with whom they want to go.
22:58Yes, yes, of course.
23:00But you know what, Silvana?
23:02The day that you care more about the students than yourself,
23:05you will be a great teacher.
23:07I hope so.
23:18Man, Silvana is not a bad girl.
23:22What I don't like is that if she comes from Cologne,
23:25Marli will have to come.
23:27If I have to choose, I'll stay with Marli.
23:30Me too, it's very clear.
23:32Hey, why are you two behaving badly?
23:34Have you fucked or what?
23:37I wouldn't be surprised.
23:38Man, don't worry.
23:40My mother and Marli will be together again.
23:42Really?
23:43Yes, man.
23:44I don't know, Marli helped me a lot when all that happened to me.
23:47If it wasn't for Marli, I would still be locked at home.
23:51I love her.
23:54I mean it.
23:55He does, but Silvana doesn't.
23:58Silvana is a good teacher, but Marli is Marli.
24:03What the fuck, guys?
24:05Marli will come to Cologne with us.
24:07Gabi should come too.
24:09I wish Gabi would come.
24:11Marli and Gabi, an explosive marriage.
24:13Yeah!
24:14It's going to be great fun.
24:16I don't like the mountains.
24:18When I leave Barcelona, I get allergies.
24:21Here in the city, I am protected from contamination, you know?
24:24The last time I climbed the Mola,
24:26I got an R in ITI.
24:28Okay.
24:29Of course I have a mutual.
24:30So you don't feel like going out with your girlfriend, right?
24:33Not at all.
24:34After what happened with Elisenda, I'm not in the mood.
24:36Why?
24:37What does Elisenda have to do with it?
24:41She was going to get married, but we had a little story.
24:45I told her about the boyfriend.
24:47They suspended the wedding.
24:49There was an anxiolytic, so I wanted to ask you
24:51if you could change the guard I have this morning.
24:53I'm going to the doctor.
24:54Go.
24:55Go.
24:56You won't take Elisenda, will you?
24:58No, no.
24:59Don't worry.
25:00Don't worry.
25:01I would ask the substitute of Elisenda to make you the guard.
25:04Ah, I already have a substitute.
25:06He's about to arrive.
25:07You will love it.
25:09Go, go.
25:16Fuck.
25:19What are you looking for, philosopher?
25:21The bolígraf.
25:22Quim!
25:24Marlí!
25:26What are you doing here?
25:28Quim!
25:29It's time for you to pay us a visit.
25:31It's not a visit.
25:32Elisenda is underage and I'm her substitute.
25:35Ah, very good.
25:36I hope she doesn't recover so fast this time.
25:38I don't think she'll finish the course.
25:40Welcome, Quim.
25:42I really wanted to see you.
25:44We missed you.
25:45It must not be to play football.
25:48Here you are, Quim.
25:49Hi, Jenny.
25:50Look, Gaby.
25:52Quim, nice to meet you.
25:53Marlí, we have to solve the issue of the colonies.
25:56Yes, yes.
25:57I'm going to talk to them.
25:58Segond's students will be going to the mountains soon.
26:02Are you in?
26:03I don't know.
26:04Look, there's a problem.
26:06The new history teacher is very popular among boys.
26:10And now it's between her or me.
26:13You always have problems with the history teacher.
26:15Yes, girl.
26:16Cheer up and come on.
26:20Hi.
26:21Are you the English substitute?
26:23Yes.
26:24I'm the Spanish literate.
26:26You must be the youngest teacher at the institute.
26:28Well, yes.
26:29I have a lot of young people, yes, but...
26:30I don't, I have a deficit.
26:32No, man, no.
26:33We are already in the 21st century.
26:34No one cares how you dress.
26:36I was referring to age.
26:39Okay.
26:40Sorry.
26:41See you later.
26:46What about you?
26:47Didn't you have to go to the doctor?
26:48No, no, no.
26:49I'll stay in the end.
26:53What about you?
26:54What?
26:55I'm going to the third grade.
26:56What? You want me to stick to you?
26:58Man, how?
26:59You stick to the colonies?
27:03You know everyone is writing their name on the wall of the warehouse, you know?
27:06Really?
27:10Well, look, maybe I'll do that.
27:12But then the maintenance guy will come and paint the wall.
27:14No, impossible.
27:15Because he's my brother and I'll tell him not to touch the wall.
27:17Really?
27:18Don't mess with me.
27:19What?
27:20Oscar, Marlin, your father, he was hit.
27:22What are you doing?
27:23You tell me.
27:24How does my father get out of all the conversations?
27:28How's the boss, Marlin, man?
27:39And how are you?
27:40I want to talk to you.
27:45Come to dinner tonight at home.
27:47I'll make you penne rigata la puttanesca.
27:49It has nothing to do with what you think, man.
27:51You'll freak out.
27:52In fact, it's the only good thing I get from Nicola.
27:59What? Are you coming or not?
28:01Yes.
28:02Yes?
28:03Yes, I'll come to dinner.
28:12I've met Bruno to talk to him at his house.
28:14I'll tell him, okay?
28:15At his house?
28:17And you'll be alone or what?
28:19Damn, Tania, if you had told him yesterday, we wouldn't be like this now.
28:22Okay, okay.
28:25Hey, man, look at Quim!
28:30Good morning, dear football players.
28:33Well, boys and girls, you know it's getting late,
28:36Montseny's departure.
28:38We are very excited that you can make this brief but intense departure
28:43before the end of the school year.
28:47It seems that Silvana will be one of the teachers who will accompany you.
28:51Come too, Quim, sign up.
28:59I sign up if you let me make you a paella.
29:05Gaby, Gaby, you're coming too, right?
29:09I should have brought the antihistamines.
29:13Very good, very good.
29:14So, Quim, Gaby and...
29:16You too, Merlí, come on!
29:32Very good, very good.
29:33Don't worry, don't worry.
29:34I'll come with the condition that Bruno comes too.
29:40Merlí, I'm very happy that you're my stepfather again.
29:44I'm serious.
29:48I love you!
29:49Yes, I love you!
30:14Hello.
30:16What are you doing?
30:17It's a gift for Nil. Don't worry, it's not from the Chinese.
30:20You opened the shop for me.
30:22Well, but I'm not a psychopath.
30:24What do you want?
30:25Nothing, nothing, you'll see if he likes it.
30:28Or if you want, the three of us can meet and I'll give it to him.
30:30Don't you have friends? You have to stay with a single mother.
30:32Look, she's annoying.
30:33Annoying? I take care of Nil, for me it's the first thing.
30:36Yes, you already have the speech that you're a mother.
30:38I don't mind your son.
30:39If you want, we can go to the park this afternoon.
30:41But if not, I don't insist anymore.
30:45Wait.
30:49You give it to him.
30:52The next time I go out, I won't lose it.
30:54And so I'll show him that I also care about the students,
30:57apart from myself.
30:58You shouldn't have gotten angry.
30:59I felt bad, yes, but it doesn't matter.
31:02Sorry, it's my character, you know me.
31:05If you and I end up being good friends, you'll see.
31:07Think that with Eugenia, at first, they couldn't stand me.
31:10Really?
31:11But now that I know him well, I like him a lot.
31:14And besides, he's very funny.
31:16Eugenia is a good guy, yes.
31:18I haven't behaved very well with him.
31:21We didn't have dinner together either.
31:23Why don't you join us one day?
31:25Maybe yes.
31:26It's better to be good with everyone, right?
31:29No envy, no mania.
31:32No jealousy, like the ones you had with me.
31:34Yes, maybe I did have a little jealousy when you arrived.
31:38A little?
31:39Well, quite a lot.
31:41You can't have 60 years and an ego like mine.
31:51Open it, open it!
31:54A car!
31:56A car!
31:59How nice.
32:00Yes? Do you like it?
32:02He loves it. He has a lot of them at home.
32:05Well, I see he's done something good.
32:07Shut up, silly.
32:15What are you doing?
32:17No, the kids smell like a baby.
32:20My mother always smelled my hair when I was very little.
32:24How old were you when she died?
32:2715.
32:29I don't know.
32:30Do you remember anything about Ukraine?
32:33Come on, I was there until I was 4.
32:37My mother showed me a picture of me with an orphanage caretaker.
32:41No one smelled my hair.
32:43I don't want to embarrass you, I'm just telling you.
32:48Would you like to go back?
32:51Yes, I've thought about it.
32:53Nobody is waiting for me there.
32:56My family is here.
32:58Let's go.
33:04It smells good.
33:07Hi!
33:11Fuck, I can't believe it.
33:13Did you go shopping on your own initiative?
33:15I'm going to have dinner. Are you going to have dinner?
33:17Fuck, here? Are you kidding me?
33:20Can't you have dinner at Gina's?
33:22I'm being nice, but I invited people.
33:24No.
33:26What are you going to do?
33:27Penne rigate with a touch of Bergeron.
33:30Macarons? Let's see what day you make me.
33:34Okay, okay, I'll invite myself to Gina's house.
33:39Is Beto coming?
33:41Yes, he asked me to pick him up.
33:43I said no.
33:44First, I always say no.
33:46Like now, when I just told you not to make me leave the house.
33:50How many are you?
33:51Two.
33:52Pol is coming.
33:53Pol?
33:55And Tania is not coming?
33:57No, I stayed with her last night.
34:01But, let's see, kid, what information do you have?
34:06Don't you know that these two are in love?
34:09What are you saying?
34:11Do I look like I'm kidding?
34:14I'm the teacher who knows more about students.
34:19Fuck.
34:22Fuck.
34:24Fuck.
34:39I'm about to cry.
34:40Come on, shut up.
34:42Look at me, I can't say goodbye to Encarna.
34:46I hope you never work here again.
34:51Yeah, me too.
34:54I feel a little weird today.
35:01Dude, do you think it's possible that you like two people at the same time?
35:07Of course, dude.
35:08Look at me, I like you and I like vegetables.
35:13No, no.
35:14Now, really, it must be a joke if you like two people at the same time.
35:19Look, when I was little, I liked jellyfish ice cream and chocolate ice cream.
35:24Okay?
35:25But my father only had enough money to buy me a jellyfish ice cream.
35:29Of course, I was going crazy because I didn't know which one to choose.
35:31I wanted both tastes.
35:33So what did I do?
35:35One day I chose jellyfish and the next day chocolate.
35:43Look.
35:45Look, man.
35:46What are you doing?
35:47Thanks.
35:53It's time to eat a jellyfish ice cream.
35:56Because you can.
35:57Because you're the best.
35:58Period.
36:18Hi, grandma.
36:22What do you mean you're in Barcelona?
36:24But weren't you supposed to go on tour?
36:27No, grandma, I can't pick you up at the airport.
36:29I'll take a taxi.
36:31Oh, and one more thing.
36:32I have to ask you a favor.
36:34Go home and read at dinner.
36:37No, I have a date here tonight.
36:39An important dinner.
36:41I have an important dinner.
36:44Well, come and leave your bags and come with me if you want.
36:51Oh, I brought you a sorrento limoncello.
36:56I love you.
37:13I love you too.
37:28Mom.
37:29What?
37:30There's a woman at the door with a bottle of limoncello.
37:37Don't you remember Marley's mother? We had dinner together.
37:39It's her.
37:40But kid, are you an idiot or what?
37:42Mom, what are you doing here?
37:44Your son sent me.
37:45Don't tell me I'm an idiot because I put limoncello on your face.
37:49Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
37:51I like surprises. It's more theatrical.
37:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:57I didn't need you to bring anything, man.
37:59You see.
38:00Ice cream.
38:04You've worked hard, Bruno.
38:06And you're so handsome.
38:08Me?
38:09What's up?
38:10What are you doing?
38:11I went to school.
38:13Are you okay?
38:14Yes.
38:15Yes.
38:19Who is it? Your father?
38:21It must be him.
38:31Hi.
38:33Tania, what are you doing here?
38:34Bruno invited me.
38:36You don't mind, do you?
38:38No, of course not.
38:40Come in.
38:46I love surprises.
38:48Come on, eat.
38:57Watch out.
38:59Penne rigata la puttanesca.
39:01Recipe by Livia Frattini.
39:02Nicola's grandma.
39:04Damn, with Livia Frattini?
39:06You'd have liked it if Marc's grandma prepared you a meal like this.
39:10Marc's grandma?
39:12Well, she doesn't seem to be going out with Marc, but she seems to be in the mood, doesn't she?
39:17Yes.
39:19Ah, you got involved with Marc.
39:23Damn, I've talked too much.
39:25Girl, I saw you with colleagues, you and Pol, and I thought you knew.
39:29Yeah, well, no.
39:31But, well, it doesn't matter.
39:32No, it doesn't matter.
39:33Don't worry, I won't say anything.
39:36Well, enjoy.
39:42Wow, that looks good.
39:43Yeah.
39:49Look, I love carpets.
39:52This was my grandma's.
39:54Cool, huh? It's nice.
39:56My dad doesn't want to put it on because he doesn't want to pass the vacuum cleaner.
39:58And now I'll pass it.
40:02The kid was delighted with the car.
40:04Do you feel bad for leaving it with your mom?
40:07No, why? I'm fine.
40:12You're the only person who's asked me about Ukraine.
40:15No one's ever been interested in this subject.
40:19So I'm unique?
40:25And we're almost a couple, right?
40:28Yeah.
40:30Well, no.
40:32Not now.
40:33It's unnatural.
40:52This isn't bad, right?
40:54It's not bad.
40:59It's not bad.
41:15One has to travel to realize all the shit we have here.
41:19We're provincial people living in a kind of bubble.
41:23We think Madrid is talking about us all day and that's a lie.
41:26Yes, it's true. I think so too.
41:28The Catalan right doesn't want to know that there is a republican Spain
41:32that is still alive and still fighting.
41:35Here they tell us that all the people from there are cowards.
41:38And that's a lie.
41:43It's delicious.
41:45I love it.
41:50You haven't drunk a bit more.
41:52One day the great Carmina Calduc will come.
41:54Yes.
41:55Shut up.
41:57The other day they asked me for an autograph on the street
41:59and they didn't even know my name.
42:01And he said,
42:02Oh, you, you, you, you, you are an alien, right?
42:06And I said, yes, yes, yes.
42:08So I signed it.
42:09Lauren Baca.
42:10No.
42:11How nice.
42:12Oh, shut up, I didn't tell you.
42:13They're giving me an honorary award.
42:15What are you saying?
42:16Oh, congratulations.
42:19An award for a whole career.
42:20They want to retire me, I guess.
42:22Are you going to pick it up?
42:23Why do I have this character?
42:25But these awards excite me.
42:29And we'll spend the day doing excursions for a year or what?
42:32Man, I guess we'll do something.
42:34I can't imagine my father doing excursions.
42:35Like a lot, a long way.
42:37Man, it's true.
42:39I think it will be a way out,
42:41sooner or later, right?
42:44Yes.
42:45Yes, I think so too.
42:47And what do you want it for?
42:49One ball each.
42:54It's cool that we're going to the Colonies house, right?
42:57I'm tired of doing excursions to breathe fresh air.
43:03Yes, I wouldn't do anything all day either.
43:05Take the spring sun,
43:08sleep a little, party,
43:10and that's it.
43:12The spring sun has made you a little gay, right?
43:18What you could do at the Colonies is
43:21make this official, right?
43:23Yes.
43:26Man, my father told me.
43:28I know you're in a relationship.
43:30Why do you think I invited you to dinner?
43:32Man, you haven't said it yet?
43:34He was watching us during dinner and he was flirting with me.
43:36Come on, Bruno.
43:41Bruno, I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
43:43Don't worry, Tania.
43:45Admit that we've been very distant since you left for Rome.
43:47Man, it wasn't even a day that we were in a relationship
43:49and suddenly you show up and...
43:50What? Really?
43:52But one thing, I want to explain everything to you calmly.
43:54Yes, of course.
43:56We'll explain it.
44:02I admit I was shocked,
44:05but I'm glad for you.
44:12Let's toast so everything goes fucking great.
44:17Cheers!
44:18Cheers!
44:21Cheers.
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