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00:00and the contestant who picks it first
00:02could win a prize package worth over $3,000.
00:06Which star is it?
00:08Peter Graves.
00:11Bonnie Franklin.
00:13Charlie Gallus.
00:16Or, as you like to call it,
00:18the one and only,
00:19the one and only,
00:20the one and only,
00:21the one and only,
00:22the one and only,
00:23the one and only,
00:24the one and only,
00:25the one and only,
00:26the one and only,
00:27the one and only,
00:28Charlie Gallus.
00:31Rose Kelly.
00:33Demond Wilson.
00:36Marsha Wallace.
00:39George Goebel.
00:41Sharo.
00:43Or Paul Lynn.
00:45All in the Hollywood Squares.
00:48And here's the master of the Hollywood Squares,
00:50Peter Marshall.
00:51Well, thank you, Kenny.
00:52Good evening.
00:53Welcome once again to the Hollywood Squares.
00:54Hello, Sighs.
00:55Hello, Peter.
00:56I have a good feeling about it.
00:57We're going to have a lot of fun this evening,
00:59and I want you to say hello to a young lady
01:01who came down here with her friends
01:02to get on the Hollywood Squares.
01:03You didn't even want to get on the Hollywood Squares.
01:05She just was visiting her.
01:06She's from Salt Lake City.
01:07You're on a golf vacation.
01:08Mother of two, grandmother of four,
01:10Lucy Goff.
01:11Good to see you, Lucy Goff.
01:14Welcome.
01:16Now, you're here with your two golfing friends.
01:19You just came down to the show.
01:20Yes, they came down to get on the show.
01:22I wasn't going to get on,
01:24and here I am,
01:25and they're out there somewhere.
01:27After the show, you may not even need them, Lucy.
01:29Oh, dear.
01:30Just drive away into the sunset.
01:31Good luck, anyway.
01:33Our Mr. X is a wallpaper contractor,
01:34a bachelor, Dieter Walton.
01:36Dieter, nice to see you.
01:37Hey.
01:38Terrific.
01:39All right, good luck to you.
01:41We're going to have a commercial,
01:42then we'll return and play a Secret Square game.
01:43After this.
01:45Words.
01:46Chunk.
01:47Balls.
01:48Solid.
01:49Lingo.
01:51Lingo.
01:52Redefining words, daddy-o.
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02:25but the blushing never really goes away.
02:27I felt so self-conscious, I mean,
02:29why is my face always so red?
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03:17Isn't it time you faced up to rosacea?
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03:20This face is looking good these days.
03:23Lucy's not gonna tell us they're a handicap.
03:25I won 30 cents yesterday.
03:26You won 30 cents yesterday? We don't need a handicap.
03:28Object for the players is to get three stars in a row
03:30either across them or down or diagonally.
03:32It is up to them to figure out if a star is giving a correct answer.
03:34Make them an update so they get the squares each completed.
03:36Game is worth $250 in addition.
03:38The first three games, we vie for a secret square.
03:40Ken?
03:41And circle starts a secret square for a relaxing trip for two.
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04:38That's it, Peter.
04:39All right, Kay, let's show the whole audience the secrets.
04:41Well, as you know, the stars are brief.
04:42We're going to show the hubbub of the Bluffs,
04:43but as usual, we're hearing the actual questions
04:45for the first time.
04:46Lucy, you had a good start.
04:47You won the toss backstage, so pick a star, dear.
04:49Paul in.
04:50Say, Paul, according to beauty experts,
04:53when putting on your makeup,
04:55if you use a dark foundation directly below your jawbone
04:59and blend it from ear to ear, it will help hide something.
05:02What?
05:05Well, can you tell I'm wearing pearls?
05:08Oh.
05:13Dark foundation directly below your jawbone,
05:15blend it from ear to ear, it will help hide something.
05:17What?
05:18A double chin.
05:19A double chin.
05:20I agree.
05:21A double chin with a circle.
05:22Good start.
05:23Peter.
05:24Charlie Kaliski.
05:26Charlie, when Tonto first met the Lone Ranger,
05:29he did something for the Lone Ranger
05:31that made them faithful friends.
05:33What did Tonto do?
05:35He, uh...
05:36Oh!
05:44Could you re...
05:45Could you repeat that?
05:47Yeah.
05:48When Tonto first met the Lone Ranger,
05:50he did something for the Lone Ranger
05:52that made them faithful friends.
05:53What did Tonto do to the Lone Ranger
05:55that made them faithful friends?
05:56I think that he saved the Lone Ranger.
05:58He saved his life.
05:59I agree.
06:00Right, by nursing him back to health.
06:03We'll be back. Lucy, pick a star.
06:05Peter Graves.
06:07That's the secret star.
06:09Oh!
06:10Lucy.
06:11Oh!
06:12What do we do now?
06:13Lucy, look at this.
06:14These are gorgeous emeralds.
06:16They're worth about $1,250.
06:17They're emeralds and I think we have diamonds and...
06:19Oh, it's gorgeous.
06:20It's...
06:21Now, audience, don't shout out any answers here.
06:24Peter, good luck on this.
06:25Shout some to me.
06:26Alrighty.
06:27What Pulitzer Prize winning author wrote,
06:29The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze?
06:32Was that written by William Soroyan,
06:34Booth Tarkington
06:36or Edna St. Vincent Millay?
06:38The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze.
06:40Ooh, Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze.
06:42Soroyan, Tarkington or Edna St. Vincent Millay?
06:45Soroyan, Tarkington.
06:46Ooh, I...
06:48Oh, come on.
06:49I think that's gotta be Tarkington.
06:51Booth Tarkington.
06:52Booth Tarkington.
06:53Lucy?
06:54I agree.
06:55No.
06:56Oh, no.
06:57William Soroyan.
06:58We have two more Secret Square games,
07:00so don't feel too bad.
07:01I'm sorry, Lucy.
07:02Oh, listen, Lucy.
07:03She could have disagreed.
07:04Dieter, a break for you.
07:05Bonnie Franklin.
07:06Bonnie, for $250,
07:09according to experts,
07:10redheads tend to lose something earlier in life
07:13than other people.
07:14What?
07:15What?
07:16What?
07:20They lose something earlier in life?
07:22Oh, redheads.
07:23Mm-hmm.
07:24Um...
07:26They lose, um...
07:29their baby fat.
07:30Their baby fat.
07:31Dieter?
07:32I'll disagree.
07:33No, their hair.
07:34Would you show us your bald spot?
07:36Isn't that interesting?
07:37I almost...
07:38Oh, all right.
07:39You've got the X and $250.
07:41All right.
07:47Well, we're gonna have another Secret Square game right now.
07:50It's worth about $3,000, Ken.
07:53And X will start this second Secret Square
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08:43Okay, Peter.
08:44Okay, thank you, Ken.
08:46Peter, you're gonna start this game, huh?
08:48Take a start.
08:49Take a start. Good luck.
08:50Demond Wilson.
08:51Say, Dee, according to the book Don't Panic,
08:54Don't Panic...
08:55Who wrote that?
08:56I have no idea.
08:57Oh.
08:58But what should you put on a black and blue mark?
09:04A blonde.
09:13I've been bruised, but, you know,
09:15it's kind of difficult for me to tell
09:17if it's black and blue, so I withdraw.
09:22No.
09:23We're looking for, like, warm or cold.
09:25I beg your pardon?
09:26A warm or cold, like...
09:27Pick one.
09:28No, that's your...
09:29Oh.
09:30Uh, black and blue mark?
09:31Yeah.
09:32Cold.
09:33Cold.
09:34I disagree.
09:35I always thought it was cold, too.
09:36I know warm compresses.
09:37That should discolor it.
09:38Who even cares?
09:39Okay, now you've got the X,
09:40and Lucy, it's off your turn.
09:41Go right ahead, dear.
09:42Call in.
09:43Paul, what do you call a bull
09:45who can't have kids?
09:49Anthony Quinn.
09:56No, I'm kidding.
09:57He's got more kids than I do.
10:03What do you call a bull that can't have...
10:05Kids.
10:06Kids.
10:10Oh.
10:14Bull that can't have kids.
10:17Um, an ox.
10:19An ox.
10:20Lucy?
10:22I don't know.
10:25I agree.
10:26No, a steer.
10:27A steer.
10:28Oh, sure.
10:29Yeah, put an X there.
10:30Now, Dieter,
10:31Peter may be the secret square again.
10:32I never know how they work this.
10:33You a gambler, man?
10:34That's a pretty good one.
10:35$3,000.
10:36I'll hit Raz Kelly, please.
10:37All right.
10:38Hey, there you go.
10:39Smart boy, smart boy.
10:40Pinky, how you doing?
10:41Raz, Raz.
10:43Our walkie-talkies broke down.
10:44I have no idea.
10:45All righty.
10:46Six months after the Fonz and you get engaged,
10:49you decide to break the engagement.
10:51Uh-huh.
10:52According to etiquette,
10:53do you have to return that expensive transistor radio
10:55he gave you?
10:56Yes or no?
10:57Etiquette?
10:58Uh-huh.
10:59You know, it's funny.
11:00I'm writing my autobiography.
11:01It's called,
11:02Me and Etiquette.
11:03And, uh...
11:04I would say that, uh...
11:06I know, for me, personally,
11:08I would not give it back because, uh...
11:11I know that, practically speaking, in the world,
11:14which I will ultimately change,
11:16uh, yeah.
11:17Yeah, you have to give it back.
11:18I'll agree.
11:19Uh, you should return the ring.
11:20Uh-huh.
11:21And all expensive gifts.
11:22Sure.
11:23Okay, you agreed.
11:24You've got the X.
11:25Now, Lucy, it's your turn.
11:26Oh.
11:27Okay.
11:28It's heavy.
11:29Yeah.
11:30Pick a star, dear.
11:31Uh, Peter Graves again.
11:32All righty.
11:33Peter, in a famous poem,
11:34of whom was it said?
11:36There's not to reason why,
11:37there's but to do and die.
11:42Ooh, that was Kipling, wasn't it?
11:44I don't know.
11:45Uh...
11:47I say the Gladiators.
11:48The Gladiators.
11:49Lucy?
11:50I disagree.
11:51The Light Brigade,
11:52in the poem, Charge of the Light Brigade.
11:53Uh, we put the circle there.
11:55Peter, you're gonna win a couple of ways there.
11:57How are you gonna play it?
11:58Um, Charro, please.
11:59And that's it.
12:00Oh, my.
12:01Oh, I see.
12:02It's fair.
12:03Oh, my.
12:04Okay.
12:05All righty.
12:06$3,000 and $500 in cash.
12:09Who is the only general
12:10to be awarded a sixth star?
12:12Sixth star.
12:13Oh, I got it.
12:14Shut up.
12:15Sixth star.
12:16I got it.
12:17Right.
12:18George Washington,
12:19John Pershing,
12:20or George Marshall?
12:23I choose Saylor Marshall.
12:25George Marshall.
12:26I disagree.
12:28Who recently was awarded
12:29the sixth star
12:30by Congress and the President?
12:32George Washington.
12:33Very good.
12:34You won it.
12:35Right.
12:36Yeah, you said you lost it.
12:38Right.
12:40I love it.
12:42Right.
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12:49And that was a pretty good game
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12:53To play another Sequence Square game.
12:54Maybe Lucy Goff will win that one.
12:55We'll find out after this.
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15:12Now, back to Peter Marshall.
15:13Let's show the whole
15:14audience the secret square.
15:15Lucy, what were you saying?
15:16I say, I imagine
15:17you're tired
15:18you've been in a long time.
15:19No, no.
15:20I'm not tired at all.
15:21I feel terrific tonight.
15:22Now, pick a star.
15:23George Gobel.
15:24Now, don't let me down.
15:25Now, George,
15:26don't let her down.
15:27Is it possible for a man
15:28to get an annulment
15:29if he can prove
15:30he was drunk
15:31during the wedding ceremony?
15:32Well, I thought of that,
15:33but by the time
15:34I would sober it up,
15:35we'd been married
15:36for 23 years.
15:37No, I don't think
15:38you can use that
15:39as an excuse.
15:40No, you can't do that.
15:41I agree, George.
15:42Yes, you can.
15:43You know something?
15:44Not all the time,
15:45but you can.
15:46It's according
15:47to the judge
15:48at the time,
15:49but it's been,
15:50yes, it's been
15:51proven
15:52that he was
15:53drunk
15:54during the wedding
15:55ceremony.
15:56Well, I thought
15:57of that,
15:58but by the time
15:59I would
16:00sober it up,
16:01but it's been,
16:02yes, a lot of judges
16:03have said,
16:04oh, he's intoxicated
16:05and they all annul it.
16:06Put it next there.
16:07Dieter, another break
16:08for you.
16:09Marsha Wallace.
16:10Marsha,
16:11according to the song,
16:12you will find
16:13a broken one
16:14among my souvenirs.
16:15A broken what?
16:16Ken doll.
16:17Well,
16:18it's your own playtime,
16:19so you know
16:20what I mean?
16:21Sure.
16:22Among my souvenirs,
16:23you will find
16:24a broken...
16:25Heart.
16:26Heart.
16:27And don't think
16:28that's not true.
16:29I agree.
16:30Yes, that is it.
16:31All right.
16:32You have another X.
16:33Lucy, your turn.
16:34Demond Wilson.
16:35Demond Wilson,
16:36all righty.
16:37Demond,
16:38in space,
16:39in space,
16:40who's our
16:41nearest neighbor
16:42in space?
16:43I beg your pardon?
16:44In space,
16:45who's the nearest
16:46neighbor to Earth?
16:47What?
16:48You mean
16:49like another planet?
16:50Yeah,
16:51like the moon,
16:52the sun,
16:53Venus, Mars,
16:54whatever.
16:55Pick one.
16:56No, I can't.
16:57Good job,
16:58Demond.
16:59I keep telling you that.
17:04The moon.
17:05The moon.
17:06I agree.
17:07The moon was
17:08all aglow
17:09with a circle.
17:10Dee, your turn.
17:11Bonnie Franklin.
17:12Don't tell me.
17:13I won.
17:14Bonnie Franklin?
17:15Yes.
17:16Bonnie Franklin,
17:17the popular song of the 60s,
17:18The Shadow of Your Smile.
17:19Yeah.
17:20Came from what hit movie?
17:21The Sandpiper,
17:22Midnight Cowboy,
17:23or Lilies of the Field?
17:24Sandpiper.
17:25Sandpiper.
17:26Sandpiper.
17:27I agree.
17:28Starring Taylor
17:29and Burton.
17:30I think it was written
17:31by Johnny Williams.
17:32I'm not sure,
17:33but I think so.
17:34Okay, Lucy,
17:35your turn.
17:36To stop it,
17:37I'll take Pauline.
17:38Pauline.
17:39And that's the
17:40secret spell.
17:41Lucy.
17:42Here we go.
17:43All right,
17:44a trip to Mexico
17:45and this diamond
17:46and gold coin jewelry.
17:47Oh, I hope you win this.
17:48Hang on to it
17:49just for a second.
17:50Maybe that'll bring you luck.
17:51Okay?
17:52Paul, up to you.
17:53Now, audience,
17:54don't shout out
17:55In what famous book
17:56will you find
17:57The Walrus and the Carpenter
17:58and Aesop's Fables
18:00through the looking glass
18:02or the Bible?
18:06Famous book,
18:07you'll find
18:08The Walrus and the Carpenter
18:09and Aesop's Fables
18:11through the looking glass
18:12or the Bible.
18:16I know it's not
18:17through the looking glass.
18:26I've never heard
18:27a walrus mentioned in the Bible.
18:28I'll just go with that thinking.
18:30Aesop's Fables.
18:31Aesop's Fables.
18:32Lucy?
18:33I agree.
18:34No.
18:35Oh, no.
18:36Doggone it.
18:37Through the looking glass, Paul.
18:39Yeah.
18:40I'm sorry.
18:41I hate to take this
18:42doggone thing back.
18:43I wanted to give this away tonight.
18:44We have a commercial.
18:45Lucy.
18:46Shoot.
18:47I would've said worse.
18:48We'll be back.
18:56Oh, jeez.
19:02What are you laughing at?
19:03Oh, shut up.
19:04On a summer evening in 1999
19:06in an auction house in New Hampshire,
19:08history was shattered
19:09when a U.S. silver dollar
19:11sold for an astonishing
19:12$4.14 million.
19:15Some call it the king of silver dollars.
19:17Some call it the Mona Lisa of coins.
19:20Everyone calls this 1804 silver dollar
19:22the most valuable U.S. silver coin
19:24ever sold.
19:25To mark this historic milestone,
19:27National Collectors Mint
19:29announces a limited advance release
19:31of 100-mil silver-clad proofs
19:33for the equally amazing price
19:35of just $9.95.
19:37What can make one single coin
19:39worth over $4 million?
19:41When the U.S. Treasury
19:42mistakenly struck eight coins
19:44with the date of 1804,
19:46it was an historic blunder.
19:48Over a century later,
19:49a coin expert realized
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20:12On the reverse,
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20:16on a U.S. silver dollar.
20:17The 1804 king of silver dollars
20:19is so rare and valuable,
20:21it sold for an astonishing
20:22$4.14 million.
20:24$4.14 million.
20:27The issue price
20:28for our historic striking
20:29is set at $35 per proof.
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21:05Dee Dee, your turn.
21:06Paul Wynne-Lewin.
21:07For $750, Paul,
21:08a sextet has six musicians,
21:10an octet has eight.
21:12What do you call a group
21:13that has seven musicians?
21:18Seven musicians.
21:21Octet.
21:22Eight.
21:23Sextet, six.
21:24Seven musicians.
21:25A septet.
21:26A septet.
21:27I agree.
21:28That's right.
21:29Hey, good, Paul.
21:30Nice.
21:31Terrific.
21:32Very good.
21:34Let's clear the board.
21:36And, Peter, you'll pick a star.
21:38Peter Grace, please.
21:39Say, Pete,
21:40in Shakespeare's great play,
21:41Hamlet,
21:42what happened to Ophelia
21:43down at the brook
21:44with her clothes spread wide?
21:48Well, I can't remember,
21:49but it sounds interesting.
21:52The poor lady,
21:53alas, she died.
21:54She drowned.
21:55She drowned.
21:56I agree.
21:57That's what she did.
21:58Yeah, with an X.
21:59Lucy, your turn.
22:00Go right ahead, dear.
22:01Hit the star, dear.
22:02Time is...
22:03Paul Ian.
22:04...of the essence here.
22:05Okay, Paul.
22:06Paul, would you be surprised
22:07to find some wood
22:08in your hot dog?
22:10No, but I'd be surprised
22:11to find some meat.
22:19Wood.
22:20Wood.
22:21They allow bone now.
22:22Wood.
22:24Yes, I think you could find wood in a hot dog.
22:26You could find wood in a hot dog, Lizzie.
22:27Right.
22:28It notes the thin outer casing,
22:29often made from wood.
22:30Yeah, yeah.
22:31Okay, with a second lead,
22:32your turn.
22:33Bonnie Franklin.
22:35Bonnie, true or false,
22:36according to Dr. Joyce Brothers,
22:37a person who blushes
22:39is trying to tell others
22:40that what they are thinking about him
22:42isn't true?
22:45Well, I think that's probably true.
22:47She said that's true.
22:48I disagree.
22:49That is true.
22:50Put a circle there.
22:51Lucy?
22:52Oh, don't tell me.
22:53Hurry up.
22:54Before that budget...
22:55It's a Marcia wallet.
22:56That's right.
22:57Sure.
22:58For $250.
22:59Marcia?
23:00Oh, I got to do this for you, honey.
23:01Okay.
23:02Goodbye, honey.
23:03What is the cup size
23:04on the average American brassiere
23:05these days?
23:07Shock.
23:08Wait, hold it.
23:10First of all, Marcia,
23:11Lucy is shocked.
23:12I know.
23:13I don't blame you, Lucy.
23:14It's an appalling program,
23:16but let's try and win you
23:17a little something.
23:23Well, I certainly do not speak
23:24from personal experience.
23:25I think it's 34B.
23:26A B, you would say.
23:27The cup size is a B.
23:28I agree.
23:29Nope.
23:30It's a C.
23:31Put an X there.
23:32What?
23:33I knew it.
23:34He said I knew it.
23:35Dina?
23:36Roz Kelly.
23:37Roz?
23:38Roz, according to the book
23:39The Human Zoo...
23:40The Human Zoo.
23:41Yeah.
23:42What part of the human body
23:43do most people generally consider
23:44the most ridiculous and laughable?
23:47What part of the human body?
23:49Ridiculous and laughable.
23:51Ridiculous and laughable?
23:53Yeah.
23:54Laughable.
23:56Oh!
23:57Uh...
23:59No.
24:00That's not nice.
24:01No, none of my answers are nice.
24:03Could I have another go?
24:04No.
24:05We have a lot of parts.
24:06You got a lot of parts?
24:07Their favorite?
24:08No, that won't do.
24:09That's not the answer.
24:10Their favorite.
24:11No, I'm sorry, Pierre.
24:12Just a second.
24:13Um...
24:14Most people consider the most ridiculous
24:16and laughable of the human body.
24:19Tootsies?
24:20What?
24:21You mean the derriere?
24:22Feet, feet, feet.
24:23Oh, the...
24:24Peter!
24:25I disagree.
24:26You disagree?
24:27Oh!
24:28It's the...
24:29It's not the tootsies.
24:30A little higher.
24:31It is the derriere.
24:32I'll put an X there.
24:33Lucy, your turn.
24:34Laughable?
24:35Oh, let's see.
24:36Don't let that buzzer ring.
24:38George Goebel.
24:39George Goebel.
24:40George, according to flag etiquette,
24:42flag etiquette,
24:43how does a woman show her respect for the American flag?
24:47She picks up a sailor.
24:48I disagree.
24:52Oh, George.
24:58That was our tacky buzzer,
24:59which was apropos to that question, yes.
25:01But according to flag etiquette,
25:02how does a woman show her respect for the American flag?
25:04Well, instead of saluting,
25:05she'd hold her hand over her heart.
25:07Lucy?
25:08I agree.
25:09Hey, that's it.
25:10You got a circle.
25:11Now we're gonna add up the scores.
25:12Well, Lucy,
25:13you had a couple of shots at that secret square.
25:16And, doggone, that didn't work out.
25:18But you came here tonight just to join your friends.
25:21And you got on the Hollywood Square.
25:22Sure.
25:23I had a great time.
25:24And you got to ask Paul Lynn a lot of questions.
25:25You don't think I'm too stupid, do you?
25:26You're not...
25:27It has nothing to do with stupidity or brightness of the show.
25:29If it did, I would not be the host.
25:31Believe me.
25:32You've got yourself three circles up there,
25:34and that's $150.
25:35That's not bad.
25:36I don't get it.
25:37You can play a lot of golf with that.
25:38I can stay here for a few minutes.
25:39That's right.
25:40And you got some terrific party gifts.
25:43I'll be with it if you'll give me a kiss.
25:45Hey, you got a kiss.
25:46Okay.
25:47Excuse us, folks.
25:48All right, you got it, Lucy.
25:49Golf.
25:51The big winner tonight is Dieter Walton.
25:52All right.
25:53$900...
25:54First of all, that secret square,
25:55$3,000, but $900 in cash.
25:56And Dieter Walton is gonna drive away.
25:58Congratulations, Dieter.
25:59Thank you very much.
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26:09Hey, that's it for this night,
26:10and I hope you have a good one,
26:11and we'll see you here next time
26:12for more fun on the Hollywood Squares.
26:13And thank you, stars.
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