- 5/5/2025
Malcolm In The Middle Season 6 Episode 2 Buseys Run Away
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00:00Are you sure you haven't seen them?
00:04No. Sorry, Dad.
00:06They gotta be around here somewhere.
00:08He's been looking for those glasses for two and a half hours.
00:12He's totally shattered his old record.
00:15It's ridiculous.
00:17It just disappeared.
00:21Maybe they're in the car.
00:25Where the hell are my keys?
00:28No!
00:30Yes, no, maybe.
00:34I don't know.
00:37Can you repeat the question?
00:41You're not the boss of me now.
00:43You're not the boss of me now.
00:46You're not the boss of me now.
00:49And you're not so big.
00:52You're not the boss of me now.
00:55You're not the boss of me now.
00:57You're not the boss of me now.
00:58You're not the boss of me now.
01:00And you're not so big.
01:03Life is unfair.
01:11Give me back the deodorant.
01:12I haven't done the upper half of my body yet.
01:14No!
01:15This has to last us the whole month and you're wasting it.
01:18I am not wasting it.
01:19You used up too patience to be drawing stink people having sex in the bathroom mirror!
01:23Joe, Joe, get back down!
01:25Your father's talking to that man he interviewed with yesterday.
01:29Thank God one of us might finally have a job!
01:32No, no.
01:33I understand.
01:34He sounds like an excellent candidate.
01:36I would have hired him over me too.
01:39Right.
01:40His experience is more...
01:43Okay.
01:44He's much smarter.
01:47Right.
01:48More charismatic.
01:51Mm-hmm.
01:52Funny.
01:53We only get worse like when you said quiet!
01:58And you...
02:00No.
02:01This is the last day in your special needs class.
02:05You have no idea how many hours I've spent trying to convince Mrs. Welsh that you are normal, so don't screw it up!
02:16Do you understand?
02:17Yes.
02:18Do you?
02:19Yes.
02:20Do you?
02:21Yes, Mom.
02:23Yes, he does have a better head of hair.
02:27No, I have no idea what he would like as a welcome to the firm gift.
02:32Okay, goodbye.
02:34Don't worry about it.
02:38There's got to be something I can get a job at.
02:41There's got to be a big turnover in test pilots.
02:44Or advertising.
02:45I could do advertising.
02:46Hallie, you have no experience in advertising.
02:49I'm a natural.
02:50Little jingles are constantly popping into my head.
02:54Oh, wham-bam!
02:56Thank you, Jam!
02:57Who's gonna love it?
02:58Your family am.
03:04Banana skin.
03:06It's so nice and thin.
03:08There's no better way to keep your banana in.
03:12Hal.
03:13Newspaper!
03:14Keeping track of your neighborhood raper!
03:18Hal!
03:19I'm sorry, Lois.
03:22I just feel so useless sitting around the house all day doing nothing.
03:26Well, then how about taking Jamie to the park?
03:29You never get to do that.
03:31Yeah, you're right.
03:32I should enjoy him before he's old enough to be ashamed of me.
03:37And I think we should all be very happy for Dewey to be rejoining the mainstream class.
03:44It's really quite an accomplishment.
03:46And I think a positive example for the rest of you that you don't have to be in here for the rest of your lives.
03:53There's always a chance to escape- get a- transfer over.
03:59Okay, well now it's time to say our goodbyes.
04:02If everyone would just-
04:03Oh!
04:04Please don't go!
04:06We need you, Dewey!
04:07Who's gonna make the eyes stop following us?
04:10Things have gotten so much better since you got here.
04:13Chad hasn't bitten anything alive in weeks.
04:16I get off my motorcycle for lunch.
04:19You take care of us!
04:20You got the microscope!
04:21And the beautiful view!
04:27Please.
04:28Stay with us.
04:30It's not up to me.
04:32It's my mom.
04:38Hug Jill!
04:39Make him stay with the Hug Jill!
04:41Dewey!
04:42Dewey!
04:43Dewey!
04:44Dewey!
04:45Dewey!
04:46Dewey!
04:47Dewey!
04:48Dewey!
04:49Dewey!
04:50Dewey!
04:51Dewey!
04:52Dewey!
04:53Dewey!
04:54Dewey!
04:55Dewey!
04:56Dewey!
04:57Dewey!
04:58Dewey!
04:59Dewey!
05:00Dewey!
05:01Dewey!
05:02Dewey!
05:03Dewey!
05:04Dewey!
05:05Dewey!
05:06Dewey!
05:07Dewey!
05:08Dewey!
05:09Dewey!
05:10Dewey!
05:11Dewey!
05:12Dewey!
05:13Dewey!
05:14Dewey!
05:15Dewey!
05:16Dewey!
05:17Wow, you guys are huge and shiny.
05:35Thanks, mister.
05:37But we can always be huger and shinier.
05:40You out here all day?
05:41As long as those disability checks keep coming.
05:43No, no, no, no.
05:52What happened?
05:53My teeth fell down the drain again.
05:55And my fingers are too titanically muscular to fit through the little metal stripes and rip them out.
06:02Well, maybe we can punch the concrete around it into dust and loosen the bars.
06:07Guys, you don't have to do that.
06:13This will work.
06:16Yeah.
06:18Give me your gum.
06:19Okay.
06:20But I've been chewing all morning and it hasn't helped.
06:22He did it!
06:23Three cheers for the scrawny guy!
06:24Yeah!
06:25Yeah!
06:26Yeah!
06:27Yeah!
06:28Hooray!
06:29Hooray!
06:30Hooray!
06:31Hooray!
06:32Hooray!
06:33Hooray!
06:34Hooray!
06:35Hooray!
06:36Hooray!
06:37Hooray!
06:38Hooray!
06:39Hooray!
06:40Hooray!
06:41Hooray!
06:42Hooray!
06:43Hooray!
06:44Whooray!
06:47Come on Joey, this is going to be great.
06:49Come on, Joey. This is going to be great.
06:54You've seen fireworks before, and you've seen movies.
06:56But you've never seen them together at the same time.
06:59Let's get moving. I want to pay matinee prices.
07:02I don't feel like it. Go without me.
07:06Come on. We're trying to do something nice here and reach out to you as a brother.
07:09Yeah, you don't have to worry. We're not setting you up.
07:13Are we? No.
07:14I just don't want to go, okay?
07:16Leave me alone.
07:19Oh, yeah. I'm off to the park.
07:24Oh, three days in a row.
07:26Yeah, you know what? It's great. It's given me a whole new outlook on things.
07:30And I'm sure Jamie's loving it.
07:33Oh, yeah. Jamie.
07:38We've only got two bottles of baby oil left. I'll pick up a case this afternoon.
07:43I think two of my fingers fused together.
07:46Great. That leaves eight for me to punish to the bone.
07:48Now get moving. You better not be late for school. You hear me?
07:52And I want you home at three o'clock.
07:54Your homework better be finished or I swear to God I'll set some fireworks in a place a lot darker than a movie theater.
08:00Have a nice day, honey.
08:04Aren't you going to warn me not to lose my milk money?
08:06Or that I better be polite to the crossing guard?
08:09No.
08:10There you go. Balance to the penny.
08:22The problem was you weren't adding the check amount. You were adding your address over and over.
08:28I thought that number had a lot of words in it. Thanks, Hal.
08:33You see, it's not that difficult, guys. And remember for next time, the stamp goes on the letter, not the mailbox.
08:42Is that the thing firemen use?
08:43No, that's a hydrant. Remember the no-parking stump?
08:47Oh, I gotta go. I promised Lois I'd stop by the market on the way home.
08:55Oh, you had a good day, didn't you, honey?
09:02Hey, did you like when Carlo threw you way, way up in the air and Daddy was screaming, wasn't he?
09:17Guys, don't worry. I'll be back tomorrow.
09:25I'll be back tomorrow.
09:55Ugh! Useless piece of junk!
10:02Good night, honey. I made you a turkey and cream cheese sandwich for school tomorrow.
10:32What are you trying to do? Mom hasn't made you do any of the crap she's made us do.
10:37Why has she been so nice to you?
10:39Because for the last three days, I haven't done anything wrong.
10:43You see, Mom doesn't yell and scream at us because it's the only way she knows how to talk.
10:49She does it because we do stuff that's bad.
10:52And if you don't do anything, she doesn't get mad at you. You understand?
10:58It's not her. It's us.
11:02Fine. Don't tell us.
11:07Well, that's strange. For some reason, I'm taking a third less aspirin than usual.
11:12Why are you pacing?
11:14Let me ask you something, Lois. What would you do if, hypothetically, through a series of unforeseeable circumstances, you found yourself commanding an army of benevolent strongmen?
11:26What? Picture it. A dozen guys. Any one of them can rip a horse in half, willing to follow your every command.
11:33Well, you'd have to do something really great with that. Something noble and unselfish, but not too expensive.
11:41And we're not even taking into account that I could easily be led to the dark side.
11:47Lois, you have to promise me, if you ever see me holding a cat and laughing maniacally over a globe, you need to let me know!
12:00After this, I'll show you how to play Gin Rummy. That's always been Mama's favorite game.
12:04Okay.
12:05So, Dewey, do you like being back in the normal class?
12:13Hello.
12:14Mrs. Walsh, what a surprise. If you're here to check up on Dewey, I can assure you that he's just as normal and wonderful as-
12:21No, actually, I just came to find out if Dewey's heard from any of the children from the special needs class.
12:27No. Why?
12:29Well, uh, seems they've run away.
12:32All of them? The whole class ran away?
12:36And they just disappeared.
12:39Dewey, do you know anything about this?
12:42Okay. Well, thank you. And if you hear anything, please let me know. I'll see ya.
12:52Oh, those kids. I'm so glad you're out of that class.
12:57You know what? I think I'm gonna bake you some cookies.
13:01Oh, these kids.
13:04Oh, my God.
13:34What are you doing?
13:37We couldn't take it anymore.
13:39It's horrible without you.
13:41We're never going back.
13:42This is our new home.
13:44They'll never find us here.
13:46It's perfect.
13:47We took blankets and we stole some food from a dumpster outside some restaurant.
13:52We kept thinking, what would Dewey do?
13:56You thought I'd steal food from the trash and tell 20 kids to run away and live in the trees forever?
14:04Maybe.
14:06But you can't stay up here.
14:08People are looking for you.
14:09Mrs. Welsh came to my house.
14:11We're never going home.
14:13You come live with us.
14:15The Skrulls will have to vote you in, but I'll put in a good word.
14:19No!
14:20This is crazy.
14:21I'm not living up here and neither are you.
14:24I'm sorry, but I'm telling.
14:26You're not telling anyone.
14:28Do you realize how much trouble you would get in?
14:30What are you talking about? I didn't...
14:32Zoe?
14:34We didn't want to do it.
14:37It was Stewie's idea.
14:39The whole thing.
14:41He tricked us into it.
14:44Why is everyone so angry at us?
14:48Why did he make us do this, Stewie?
14:52What?
14:53Ew!
14:54Dewey!
14:55Come get your cookies while the chocolate chips is still warm and melty!
15:06we've lost Dewey it's the only possible explanation he's turned on us and he's
15:15feeding mom information this is bad real bad I know what does he have on you oh
15:20man I have all kinds of things going on he might know about I have my lost dog
15:26scan the rat baby farm the electrified mailbox and noodling with we don't have
15:31any choice we have to neutralize it yeah but how okay we let him overhear something
15:39we're planning something way across town we make it so juicy and horrible sounding
15:44he won't be able to resist telling mom so she waits in the cold for three or four
15:48hours and when nothing happens he's lost all his credibility
16:01ready to go to the sewage treatment plant to do some wanted vandalism yes I've got the shovels and
16:17the flares for the senseless destruction we've got planned I sure hope mom doesn't ever find out
16:24you said that by the way do you think she's gotten stupider or fatter good question I'd say
16:44all right honey I'm going to the park oh I hate ab days they keep pulling me in to judge all I know is
16:56somebody's tummy is not going to be as flat as somebody else's and somebody's going to end up
17:00crying look at this hell they still haven't found those kids kidding this is terrible where could they
17:08be all those kids are such messes they don't want to take care of themselves someone has to help them
17:15someone will help them Lois as a matter of fact I think someone's going to help the crop out of those
17:29kids
17:38is where you want to go the kickbox feel the bass pump now baby work
18:03is
18:15oh
18:17oh
18:22oh
18:24oh
18:27oh
18:28oh
18:29oh
18:30We got the most fun.
19:00Okay, Dewey. Our next pizza comes with a free collectible cup.
19:05This has to stop. I haven't slept in four days. You guys have to come down.
19:11Why? It's going great. Going great? You guys are on milk cartons.
19:17This is serious now. Everyone's looking for you. The cops, your parents, shiny giants and Speedos.
19:25Doesn't matter. We have a better life up here.
19:29The fairies take care of us. Mom's right. I do have crazy eyes.
19:36It's going to be winter soon. The leaves are going to fall off the trees. People will be able to see you.
19:42Who thought of that? We're going to head south. There's a string of trees along Highway 8.
19:48We may lose a few kids to predators and stuff, but they'll know they died free.
19:54Okay, guys. Drink a little, but keep moving.
20:01Guess we should go back out again.
20:05Dad? When you finish watering your men, can I ask you something?
20:09Go ahead, son. What is it?
20:11I've got this decision to make. There's a lot of people depending on me, and I'm not sure what to do.
20:18That's the part of leadership no one talks about, son.
20:21You think it's going to be all parades and strongmen carrying you around in one of those fancy sultan doodads?
20:28But what they don't tell you about is the crushing responsibility.
20:32Men who expect nothing in return but an able general who could lead them to victory.
20:39Men, instead you break their hearts.
20:50Men, I've been wasting your time. You deserve better than me. I've let you down.
21:00You didn't let us down. We let you down. You're the smartest man in the world, and we let you down.
21:09It's all our fault. We're weak. Weak. Weak little girls.
21:19Whoa!
21:29Does this mean I'm a daddy?
21:36Hero? I wouldn't say hero. But you can, if you want.
21:42I just don't understand. I mean, what on earth could have possibly possessed you children to do this?
21:54What do you expect? We're creepy.
21:57Yeah, we are.
21:59Well, I think the first thing we have to do is eliminate the things that get you overexcited.
22:05I think maybe your recess time might have been what put you over the edge.
22:09Wait. They didn't mean to get everyone so upset. They just wanted to-
22:13Thank you, Dewey. It's really not your concern anymore.
22:20It's nice while it lasted.
22:23What do you mean not my concern? How come no one ever cares about any of my concerns?
22:29Dewey? What are you doing?
22:31I've got so many feelings running through my head, and I can't get anywhere straight.
22:36And they're pounding! And they're pounding! And they're pounding! And I have to let them out!
22:42That kid's gotta do some work on his lats.
22:45Dewey, knock it off!
22:47Stop holding this instant!
22:49In the hands! In the people! In the people! In the people! In the hands!
22:53No!
22:54We do not like this!
22:56I think it might be best for everyone if Dewey goes back into the special needs class. Just for a while.
23:09See you later, honey. I'm going to the park.
23:12Pal, it's that job you interviewed for last week. They saw you on TV. I think they want to hire you.
23:18Hello?
23:22Thank you!
23:24Well, sure I can!
23:26Thank you!
23:28Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Okay, God, I can't believe it!
23:31I know! Me too!
23:33I'm starting to worry that neither of us was ever going to find a job!
23:36I thought you were going to spend the rest of your life in the park!
23:39Okay, men, quiet down. I have some important news I have to tell you. I got a job.
23:56But that means that I'll be going to work during the day.
24:00All right.
24:04Which means I won't be coming to the park anymore.
24:09Oh, no!
24:10We're not coming to the park, kid, huh?
24:13We need you, Hal.
24:14What are we going to do without you?
24:16I'm going to miss you, too.
24:18I mean, this past week has been one of the best of my life.
24:22And you'll be fine! I promise!
24:25Well, Eddie, look at you, using that ATM like an old pro!
24:30I swear you've been doing it all your life!
24:33And you, Marcus!
24:35Who's taping Guiding Light and watching it with dinner?
24:39I know who!
24:41And the rest of you guys.
24:44You're amazing.
24:47Every one of you.
24:48Yeah.
24:50Die!
24:52They're greasy goons!
24:57We'll never forget you, Hal.
25:00You did so much for us.
25:03I wish we could pay you back somehow.
25:05Yeah.
25:10Hi there. Today's my first day. I'm not sure where to go.
25:15Oh, it's okay. They're with me.
25:20We'll help you!
25:23We'll help you!
25:25We'll help you!
25:27We'll help you!
25:28We'll help you!
25:29Karlaa, Sp Bruno.
25:31Okay i'm fine.
25:33I loved you!
25:35You are awesome.
25:55You are very quiet.
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