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00:00My son is my son and I think that my mother can make a son.

00:13That's the 3rd year old.

00:16Now last winter, one day he goes to our house.

00:18Okay?

00:19What's our house?

00:20He's also a house.

00:21Oh shit.

00:22I'll edit it.

00:25And I realized, I've seen her.

00:28What do you say?

00:29Hickey.

00:30Yeah, Hickey.

00:31Love bite.

00:32Okay?

00:33It was Hickey.

00:34It's a winter time.

00:35You wear high neck.

00:36She's a child.

00:37No child.

00:42She's wearing a t-shirt.

00:44So I was wearing a t-shirt.

00:45I told Monica, I was like,

00:46What happened?

00:50She was like,

00:51No, it's his privacy.

00:52Let it be.

00:53I was like, No, it's content.

00:55I called him.

00:56I was like,

00:58Surya, son.

00:59What happened in this neck?

01:01He said,

01:02He cut the dog.

01:03And Monica was like,

01:05Can I call the dog dog for dinner?

01:14So my son was born on 31st December.

01:1631st December.

01:17Okay?

01:18So now last 30th December,

01:19his friends decided to ring in his birthday.

01:22So as a surprise in our house,

01:2430th night,

01:25it was 11 in our house.

01:26Okay?

01:27So I opened the door,

01:28seven to eight young people.

01:30I was like,

01:31Oh wow, fans.

01:36They were all very confused.

01:37They were like,

01:38Uncle, we've come for Surya's birthday.

01:39So I looked at them and

01:40I said,

01:41No gift in anyone's hands.

01:44So I slammed the door on them.

01:46Then they rang the bell again.

01:47Then they rang the bell again.

01:48Then I opened the door and

01:49I saw one's hands.

01:50It was open.

01:52It was open.

01:55Then I said,

01:56Come here.

01:57I was trying to be the cool dad.

01:58I said,

01:59Funky cool dad.

02:00And I was asking everyone,

02:01I said,

02:02What will you have?

02:03What will you have?

02:04What will you have?

02:05To drink and all.

02:06So I asked this guy,

02:07I asked him,

02:08I said,

02:09What will you have?

02:10They were like,

02:11Uncle,

02:12I've been having wine since 5 p.m.

02:15So I think,

02:16I'll continue with wine.

02:18What will I have?

02:19Who will I have?

02:20Keep it up.

02:23Where will you come from?

02:24You're 20 year old.

02:26To talk to someone's mother.

02:27We didn't have so much confidence.

02:29Our friends asked us

02:31and the answer used to be,

02:32No.

02:34We were like,

02:35How are you?

02:36No.

02:38So anyway,

02:39I gave them everything.

02:40Then Monica and I decided,

02:41Let's start the party.

02:42We also had a drink.

02:43So we had a drink.

02:44We had a drink.

02:45We walked into the living room.

02:46We had a good conversation.

02:47Just like we went to the living room,

02:48Dead silence.

02:50Sob chup over here.

02:52And my son,

02:54who we had a big hug

02:56He looks at me and goes,

02:59You go to sleep.

03:03You know,

03:04It was such an old feeling.

03:08And honestly,

03:09It was the winter here.

03:10So I had to wear a mask like that.

03:12I was like,

03:13I was like,

03:14I was like,

03:15I was like,

03:16You can't laugh at old people.

03:17And she was like,

03:18Yes, you can uncle.

03:19Did you not see what just happened?

03:20You walked in like a stud.

03:22I was like,

03:23I was like,

03:24I was like,

03:25And she was like,

03:26Yes, you can uncle.

03:29Did you not see what just happened?

03:32You walked in like a stud.

03:34I was like,

03:35I was like,

03:36I was like,

03:37Boss.

03:40Boss.

03:45I was hurt,

03:46I was like,

03:47And I went,

03:48I was like,

03:49Monica,

03:50I was like,

03:51I was really hurt.

03:52I was like,

03:53I opened my cupboard,

03:54I was like,

03:55I got my will.

03:56And I had also like,

03:57Monica was like,

03:58What are you doing?

03:59This is my child.

04:00I was like,

04:01One more time.

04:03She was like,

04:04You want to think.

04:07Then I couldn't sleep.

04:08Because I could hear voices,

04:09their voices were coming from the living room.

04:11I could hear them talking.

04:12What was talking?

04:13They were just laughing.

04:14I don't know what they were doing.

04:16And it was very clear, okay?

04:17All the boys were doing it.

04:18They were trying to impress the girls.

04:20That's all they were trying to do, yeah.

04:21They were just like,

04:22one was like, I'm going to play the guitar.

04:24The other one was like, I'm going to play the guitar.

04:26The other one was like, I'm going to play the guitar.

04:28The other one was like, I'm going to play the guitar and play the guitar.

04:32So I was sitting there and listening to it.

04:34At one point, one of them went to the balcony,

04:36two people, two friends, okay?

04:38And that balcony and our bedroom balcony is a common balcony, okay?

04:41So if you go to your balcony,

04:43go to your side,

04:44whatever you want to do,

04:45whatever you want to do, do it on your side.

04:46They came on my side of the balcony here.

04:48And they started talking.

04:49And one of them said,

04:50that my breakup is now.

04:51So I got interested.

04:55I was like, this is what I want to hear.

04:56So first, I was wearing a muffler.

05:00And then, honestly,

05:01I was sitting on my balcony,

05:03trying to listen into the conversation.

05:07I listened to it for 10 minutes.

05:0910 minutes.

05:10I didn't understand one word.

05:11I don't know which language they say.

05:13All I could hear was,

05:15Bro.

05:17Insane bro.

05:21Insane bro dude.

05:23Dude bro insane,

05:24Insane bro dude.

05:25Alright.

05:26Just kidding.

05:27Come on.

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