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00:01Good evening, everybody, and welcome to
00:03Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:04At tonight's show.
00:05Wow, that ride looks scary.
00:07Wayne Brady.
00:08Wow, that ride looks fast.
00:09Chip Bestin.
00:10Wow, this ride is fast.
00:12Colin Mochrie.
00:13Oh, no.
00:14I think we're going to be Ryan Stiles.
00:17And I'm your host, your character.
00:18Come on down this house of fun.
00:25Hello.
00:26Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:30Where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:32That's right.
00:33The points are worthless.
00:34Just like Shaquille O'Neal at the free throw line.
00:39That's true.
00:40I'm just kidding around if I ever run into you, buddy.
00:44If you've never saw the show before, what happens is
00:46these guys are going to make up everything you see
00:48right off the top of their heads.
00:49And then we give them these fakey points at the end of every round.
00:51And at the end of the game, pick a winner.
00:53The winner gets to sit here and relax at my desk
00:55while the losers have a very good chance
00:57of discovering the woman within.
01:02Let's start out with a game called Weird Newscasters.
01:04This is for everybody.
01:05Come on down here.
01:07Colin.
01:08Colin is going to be the anchor of a news show.
01:10Chip, you're the co-anchor.
01:11You're a young cowboy rodeo star.
01:14Sports are doing Wayne.
01:15Wayne, you are the entire United States synchronized swimming team.
01:21Ryan, you're doing the weather.
01:23Ryan, you're rapidly descending the evolutionary scale.
01:28Uh, so whenever you're ready, Colin,
01:30whenever you hear the music, start the news.
01:32Welcome to the six o'clock news.
01:39I'm your anchor.
01:40Puffy don't need combs.
01:43Our top story today.
01:50An entire cult of dead killer bees were found dead.
01:55They are thought to have committed insecticide.
02:04And now, over to our co-anchor, Dewey Don'ty.
02:08Dewey.
02:09Okay.
02:10Oh, okay.
02:11All right, here we go.
02:12Here we go.
02:13Here we go.
02:14Okay, okay.
02:15Go!
02:16Now, now, now!
02:17Go!
02:36And now, over to sports with our sports anchor, Juan Tanimera.
02:38with our sports anchor, Juan Tanimera.
02:40Juan.
02:42Hello.
02:44Today in sports,
02:46all the football teams are going to make it...
02:49a big splash.
02:51Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
02:53Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
02:55Do-do-do-do-do.
02:58Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
03:01Do-do-do-do-do-do.
03:04back to you this just in it's still not really a sport
03:14and now
03:16and now over to weather with our weatherman dippy deloo dippy well thank you very much colin
03:27as you can see we've got uh rain coming in for the uh for the uh the weekend and the clouds will
03:33be going away and they'll all be
03:35you each get a thousand points let's go on the party cards
03:53well that's all the news it's 5 o'clock see you tomorrow on the 6 o'clock news
04:06all right i'll just leave that was uh that was ringley brothers they want their shoes back
04:25emmett can't go on without his shoes
04:32all right just to be a big man a thousand points apiece
04:38i can take it doesn't bother me tall big nose freak you
04:44let's go to a game called narrate this is for colin and the freak
04:50colin and the tall freak uh what would you do for the audience is an unlikely place for a film
04:59morris scene
05:00bike shop it's a bike shop so you're at a bike shop not the best suggestion but
05:07for the freak he can make anything funny right freak
05:10you just have to forget now i'm gonna forget
05:14okay so colin and the freak you're gonna act on a film
05:18set in a bike shop take it away whatever you're
05:2415 years ago someone stole my schwinn
05:33i'd been searching all across america and four continents
05:38i knew there were others but i was pretty sure they weren't there
05:42everywhere led me to this strange bike shop where i noticed the owner was blowing up a zeppelin
05:49excuse me i'm looking for a special schwinn as a banana seat and a
05:58i love canada sticker
05:59good yeah
06:05he asked for a banana seat
06:08i wonder why
06:11a banana seat you say they're kind of rare nowadays
06:15are they you don't have anything like that in the shop
06:18well i got one bike in the back room
06:21really
06:22having been blinded by his tie it took me a while to see
06:28that he actually had a banana seat sticking out the top of his pants
06:33this was the man i'd been looking for for 15 years
06:37now it was time for him to pay
06:39what's this that's my banana seat my banana seat
06:48i'm going to get my gun
06:56as he was going for his gun several emotions ran across my face
07:05fear happiness sadness
07:08i knew i was going for an emmy and yet would never get one
07:12man
07:14hey what do you think you're doing with that
07:18i want the seat back and i want the seat back now
07:20what do you want with it
07:21i'll hold it
07:23he asked me what i wanted with it
07:28and although i didn't know
07:30at this point i thought
07:32maybe i shouldn't have given him the gun
07:34i want you to assemble my bike
07:42the way it was 15 years ago
07:44from all the scrap around here right now
07:46do it fast
07:47squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky
07:49funk
07:53yeah
07:55it was put together
07:57but wait till you see what happens when he rides it
08:00i didn't want the firestone tires
08:12a thousand points everybody
08:23ten thousand points to ryan
08:24i'm sorry i called you a freak
08:25you're not a freak you're my friend i shouldn't have called you a freak on national tv
08:34and
08:41i love you
08:43all right
08:44good
08:45a very special whose line is it in
08:47i did i felt bad the whole show the whole scene
08:53i felt great while i was doing that monkey thing
08:56now let's go to a game called duet this is for chip and wayne with laura hall and linda taylor
09:03what's your name
09:07what's your name
09:09merrily
09:11merrily what do you get for living
09:13pet photographer
09:14where at sears or someplace or
09:15oh just on the street you talk to strangers okay come on down here and say hi to everybody
09:19this is merrily she's uh nobody doesn't like merrily
09:35merrily she's a pet photographer uh she doesn't work anywhere she just walks up to people takes pictures of their pets i guess
09:42and you're going to sing a song to her in the style of uh aerosmith and run dmc
09:56fresh
09:57fresh
09:58yeah
09:59well i met a little girl and i met her at the corner and i took her to see my pet
10:11see pet
10:12and she took a little picture with a big fat camera and a picture i won't forget
10:15forget
10:16and i got my little bowser a cute little schnauzer and i took him and he got some fleas
10:19yeah
10:20but i took her to her house and she saw her little mouth she said to my dog say cheese
10:23i don't say cheese
10:25put it down down down down
10:30let me tell you something she's increasing at it
10:34realize this i've got an automatic
10:36what can i do man i'm bored
10:38oh my goodness she's got a polaroid
10:40yes her job it's not a toughie
10:42she just took a picture of scruffy
10:44that's what she do that's what she does
10:46hey man what was it that you took a picture of my dog
10:50she she took a picture of my dog
10:52yeah
10:53get me down
10:56get me down
10:57get me down
10:59get me down
11:01get me down
11:02get me down
11:03get me down
11:04yeah
11:05yeah
11:08i understand we'll be right back with moregefoin no poray
11:09We'll be back with more Who's Line? Don't go away.
11:17Hey, welcome back to Who's Line? Is it Anyway?
11:20You know, we get a lot of people asking us,
11:22how can I be one of the cast members
11:24on Who's Line? Is it Anyway?
11:25Well, here's what you do.
11:26Take a naked Polaroid of yourself,
11:28send it to Iwanttobeyonwhosline.com.
11:32That's how I got on.
11:35Anyway, we're going to move on
11:36with a game called Infomercial.
11:38This is for Ryan and Colin.
11:42Is she stepping up here?
11:44Grab your box.
11:47Running from the audience is a suggestion
11:50of something you might see sold
11:51for self-improvement or beauty enhancement.
11:54The flow bee.
11:55Hair removal.
11:57Hair removal.
12:01Hair removal.
12:02So you're selling hair removal products
12:04on an infomercial.
12:08I wonder how good they work.
12:09And you have to use all the items
12:12that we put in that box for you.
12:13So take it away whenever you're ready.
12:15Hi there.
12:15We're the Phillips twins.
12:22Notice anything different about us?
12:24That's right.
12:29One of us has lots of hair.
12:31The other has some hair.
12:34Because the chicks love it.
12:36That's why...
12:39We have come up with a hair removal process
12:43that will make you ten times sexier
12:45than anyone with hair and a big nose.
12:47That's right.
12:48That's right.
12:53And through ten easy steps
12:55you can achieve a look like this.
12:57And it's cheap.
12:59What have we got here first, brother?
13:01Well...
13:02Let's take a look at...
13:04No, let's wait for that, Colin.
13:06What's that look like to you?
13:07Well, it looks like a thing
13:09that measures things and you squirt.
13:10A baster?
13:12Is that what you're thinking about?
13:13That's exactly...
13:14I didn't want to lose anyone
13:15with all the technical terms.
13:17No, Colin.
13:18Actually, this has a hundred times
13:21the sucking power of any baster.
13:24Why, how will that help you with hair removal?
13:26Well, wait a minute, Colin.
13:27You seem to have one in your neck there.
13:29I'll just save that.
13:33And it's painless.
13:34It's okay.
13:35We're twins.
13:35That's an odd piece of something.
13:41It certainly is.
13:42Oh, man.
13:44Exactly.
13:45You know,
13:46if you're going to be an Olympic swimmer, say,
13:48or just someone who needs no chest hair,
13:50this is the item for you.
13:53Easy.
13:54Just squeeze until the hairs are seen,
13:57then very gently...
13:59Oh!
14:05You know,
14:15after the hair is removed,
14:18there's nothing like a good buff.
14:22Now, Colin,
14:24a lot of times...
14:26a lot of times,
14:29you might remove a little too much hair.
14:33But remember,
14:34that follicle is still in there.
14:37You can always get the hair
14:39to pop back up into your scalp.
14:54Just that easy.
14:57And if you act by tomorrow,
14:59we'll give you this special gift.
15:03I have no hair!
15:12Now,
15:13you may think to yourself...
15:18I have no hair.
15:26You may think to yourself,
15:27hey, you know what?
15:27After my hair is gone,
15:29I might not always like the look,
15:33and women might not find it attractive.
15:35How do I get their interest?
15:36Maybe with a sense of humor?
15:37That's why we've thrown this in free.
15:39I have no hair.
15:48I have no hair.
15:52I have no hair.
15:56We interrupt your show
15:57for the special announcement.
16:00I have no hair.
16:02You'd listen
16:03if people did that, though.
16:04I sure would.
16:05I wish people had to make
16:06every announcement
16:06about their shortcomings like that.
16:08Brian's shoes are too loud.
16:14Let's move on to a game
16:15called Hoedown!
16:16That's my game.
16:22Hoedown!
16:22With the help of Laura Hall
16:24on the piano.
16:24Thank you, Laura.
16:27Over in the fire section
16:28over there,
16:28tell me something
16:29that happened to you
16:29that you want to keep secret.
16:31Blind date!
16:32Ah, blind date hoedown.
16:36Let's hear the blind date hoedown,
16:38Laura Hall.
16:38Take it away.
16:44Woo-hoo!
16:46You see something?
16:48My dating life is bad.
16:49I opened up the newspaper
16:51and then I read an ad.
16:53The ad said it was great,
16:54and so I did not blunder.
16:57I opened up the door
16:58and there was Stevie Wonder.
17:02Woo-hoo!
17:04Once I got a blind date,
17:05I really liked to smile.
17:07He was very tall, though.
17:09His name was Ryan Stiles.
17:11I went right on through it.
17:13That date was pretty rough.
17:14Sure, it was a blind date,
17:16but I wasn't blind enough.
17:18I went on a blind date.
17:27Her name was Lovely Kate.
17:29Everything was wonderful.
17:31Boy, it was great.
17:33And what happened next,
17:34I tell you it is true.
17:36When I went and kissed her,
17:38she went doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
17:43I met a girl one day
17:45who said she really liked me.
17:47Why she did,
17:49I really couldn't see.
17:51She was really turned on,
17:52she gave me types of clues.
17:54What really got her hot
17:56was all my fancy shoes.
17:58All my fancy shoes!
18:02Hey, hey!
18:03Don't go anywhere!
18:04Welcome back to find a who the winner is
18:05with more Who's Line is It Anyway.
18:07Welcome to this.
18:12Hey!
18:13Welcome back to Who's Line is It Anyway.
18:14Tonight's winner,
18:15Colin Rockery and Chip.
18:17Colin and Chip.
18:22The rest of us are going to do a game for you
18:23called Three-Headed Broadway Star.
18:24We're going to be singing to Kim here.
18:26We've got from the audience
18:26at the commercial break.
18:27Long rest time.
18:29Laura Hall and Linda Taylor
18:30are going to help us out.
18:31Laura and Linda.
18:32And what we're going to do
18:33is we're going to sing a song to Kim
18:34as a strange three-headed Broadway star
18:36making up the song
18:37one word at a time.
18:39Now what I need from the audience
18:40is for you guys to fill in this blank.
18:43I love you for your blank.
18:49Shoes.
18:49Okay.
18:50Shoes it is.
18:51I love you for your shoes.
18:53One word at a time.
18:54The hit Broadway song,
18:55I love you for your shoes.
18:56Shoes are full of feet
19:08like yours.
19:13That's why I love you so much, baby.
19:21I love you for your shoes.
19:31And the way they feel on me.
19:41When I put them on my feet,
19:47I skip an lollygag.
19:51around the room
19:54like a puppy.
20:02Oh, shoes.
20:04Oh, my passion.
20:07Oh, my love.
20:10Is your soul
20:12on your shoe.
20:15I don't know
20:19what to do
20:22anymore.
20:29Anymore.
20:31Hey, welcome back to
20:46Who's On It's Anyway?
20:48Tonight, we're going to have
20:49all the guys read the credits for you.
20:52I want all of you to read the credits
20:53as you're progressing down
20:55the evolutionary scale,
20:56if you believe in that kind of thing.
20:57Thanks for watching
20:57and good night.
21:01Developed executive producer
21:03Dan Patterson.
21:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:06By Bruce Guy.
21:10Mostly by Drew Carey,
21:11Colin Marker.
21:13Here at Healy did the...
21:14Oh, no, I'm all right.
21:26Let there be life.
21:27Let there be life.
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