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00:01Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:05On tonight's show, call me for late-night relaxation.
00:08Wayne Brady! I love to play.
00:11Chip Eskin! Couples are my specialty.
00:14Colin Mochrie! And you get what you pay for,
00:17Ryan Stiles!
00:19And everyone else is your career. Come on, let's have some fun.
00:30Thank you very much. Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:33Where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
00:35That's right, the points are like a Lutheran deli.
00:42Let's start the show with a game called Let's Make a Date.
00:45This is for all four performers.
00:46Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are going to be contestants on a dating-type show,
00:48hoping to be picked by Chip.
00:50But we've given them each a strange characteristic or identity.
00:52It's on these cards here. They've never seen the cards before.
00:55So when you're ready, Chip, start questioning them,
00:57and guess where they are at the end of the game.
00:59Hello, bachelors.
01:02Bachelor number one, complete this poem.
01:04Roses are red.
01:05Hello, hello, hello, hello!
01:08Hello.
01:10Hello, hello.
01:15Roses are red, violets are not.
01:18Complete it.
01:19Hey, girl, I'm gonna speak first.
01:21No, I wanna speak. Shut up, Joey.
01:23No, look.
01:25Seeing as how I'm the cutest one of the bunch,
01:27I just wanted to complete it like this.
01:30Because I know I'm so young,
01:32no matter what you think,
01:34I think you're pretty.
01:36Yeah.
01:38Oh.
01:39Bachelor number one, you are yummy, okay?
01:46Bachelor number two, if I was a drink,
01:48I believe I would be a margarita,
01:50because I am tall and salty,
01:52and I always have tequila in me.
01:56What kind of drink would you be?
01:59And why?
02:11I'm sorry, it's really hard talking to you.
02:12Your face looks like a collapsed lung.
02:15Hey, nice shirt.
02:16Who shot the sofa?
02:19Hey, did your head come with those ears?
02:21You know I kid, but we're all brothers underneath.
02:25Why not?
02:30He was talking to you.
02:31Oh, no, no, no.
02:32Oh.
02:33Bachelor number two, save some of that for me, okay?
02:48All right.
02:48You, hockey puck.
02:50Bachelor number three, I believe that truth is overrated.
02:54When I'm at midnight and wearing a negligee, I want my man to lie.
03:00Tell me, bachelor, what is your favorite lie?
03:03My favorite lie...
03:05My favorite lie was telling someone I'm pregnant when I'm really not.
03:21What are you doing here?
03:22Don't look at me.
03:23Don't look at me.
03:23You shouldn't be here.
03:24Believe me, I wish I wasn't looking at you.
03:28You see what I mean?
03:30I'm not saying you're ugly, but I've seen better-looking faces on the bottom of a shoe.
03:38You're not my type.
03:45Bachelor number one.
03:46If you were a dog, what kind of dog would you be?
03:51Well, I don't know, girl.
03:51It all depends.
03:52Let me speak.
03:53Shut up, Lance.
03:54But I'm the bass.
03:55I'm supposed to sing.
03:56Shut up.
03:56You shut up.
03:57I'll kick your...
03:59Don't...
04:00I'll beat you.
04:02I'll kill you.
04:03Bye, bye, bye.
04:04Hey, Krippkin.
04:05Hey, man.
04:10Thank you, girl.
04:11Thank you, girl.
04:15Wow.
04:17Bachelor number two.
04:19Let me ask you this.
04:20My favorite celebrity of all is Drew Carey.
04:23If you ran into Drew Carey, what sort of things would you say to him?
04:34Drew Carey happens to be my very best friend, so I don't...
04:37I knew I couldn't say that with a straight face.
04:41And by the way, it's not really singing.
04:43You know...
04:44For God's sakes, build up or something.
04:54It's like feeding off a sparrow.
05:00Bachelor number three.
05:02I've got Olympic fever.
05:04If you could make up a new sport for the Olympics, what would it be?
05:07I think it would probably be the 100-yard husband shotgun relay.
05:14Don't ever touch me again.
05:20That reminds me.
05:20I've got to buy some chicken legs.
05:24Tee!
05:26Okay.
05:31God bless you, Colin Mockery.
05:34Can you guess who they are?
05:35You true.
05:36Bachelor number one is a boy band.
05:40Yeah.
05:40A specific one?
05:42In sync?
05:43Yeah, how'd you guess?
05:47In sync fighting amongst themselves.
05:49Bachelor number three is...
05:51Two.
05:52Don Rickles is a thoracic surgeon.
05:55So close.
05:56He's a type of comic that Don Rickles is.
05:59He is an insult comic.
06:01He was also a doctor.
06:03No, it's nothing to do with doctors.
06:04He's some kind of thing that you get when you go into the swamp and you come out and you're covered with...
06:08Oh, he's a mosquito insect?
06:09No.
06:11Leech!
06:11He's a leech!
06:12Yes, he's a leech.
06:17Bachelor number three is an angry ex-wife.
06:19Whose wife is she?
06:21Oh.
06:22Oh.
06:23Oh, here we go.
06:25You know, the points don't matter.
06:25Do we ever say that?
06:27Oh, okay.
06:29Is it Darva Conger?
06:30No.
06:30No.
06:31No.
06:31No.
06:31Might as well be.
06:39Husband.
06:40I can't get it.
06:42Say it again.
06:45You know his wife?
06:47Colin's wife.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:59Yes, Chip, this.
07:02Adolf Hitler.
07:04That's a jokey way of pointing to somebody we all learned of in junior high.
07:07Oh, dumb.
07:09Hit louder.
07:10Colin.
07:10Yeah.
07:12I did actually say his name.
07:13The other guy's going like this.
07:14We still didn't get it.
07:15So, let's go on to a game called Duet.
07:18This is for Chip and Wayne with Laura Hall and Linda Taylor.
07:20Duet.
07:21I'm going to go right here behind my desk.
07:27And what's your name?
07:28Anna.
07:29Anna, what do you do for a living?
07:30I'm a sign language interpreter.
07:31Get out of here.
07:33I don't know what that is.
07:33Okay, come on down here.
07:35Say hi to Wayne and Chip.
07:37Have a seat on the floor.
07:41Nice to meet you.
07:42Anna here is a sign language interpreter, and she can do the Star Spangled Banner in 30 seconds.
07:47She's really good at it.
07:48And you're going to sing a song to her using her name and occupation, and you're going to
07:54sing it as Rod Stewart and Tina Turner.
08:00I'll be right.
08:01Sit right there.
08:02Sit right there.
08:04Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:09Oh, yeah.
08:12Well, ah, ah.
08:15Anna's husband is a lucky fella.
08:20She'll teach you to talk like you teach Helen Keller.
08:23Understand what I'm telling you.
08:26She can sign.
08:28That's what she'll do.
08:30Oh, Anna was doing so great.
08:32She's the best.
08:33She signed so fast that she sprained her wrist.
08:37She's always doing signs to me.
08:40Especially that one you can't do on TV.
08:43She's Anna.
08:44Anna.
08:45Anna.
08:46Anna.
08:46Anna.
08:47She's Anna.
08:48Time for time.
08:50Well, she's Anna.
08:51Anna.
08:52Come on, Anna.
08:53Just, just, just, just sign.
08:56Now, Anna does that sign language I don't understand.
09:00And part-time she causes planes to land.
09:04Let me tell you something.
09:06Man, that's what she do.
09:08Rock and want to sign something to you.
09:10Go ahead and sign, girl.
09:11Sign it.
09:12Oh, yeah.
09:14If you want to sign it.
09:18She's Anna.
09:20I don't understand her.
09:23No, no, no.
09:24I don't understand, I don't understand
09:27She likes to talk with her hands oh yeah yeah yeah
09:32Oh, yeah yeah yeah.
09:32And I, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
09:36Anna
09:37Oh, yeah.
09:39Anna.
09:50Thanks so much.
09:50That was great.
09:51Hey, nice shot, guys.
09:58Yeah, let me ask you a quick question.
10:00How do you sign, uh, more, baby, more?
10:02Because my neighbors have been complaining about the noise.
10:08Uh, just kidding.
10:13We'll be right back for more Who's I Was It Anyway.
10:15Don't go anywhere.
10:21Welcome back to Who's I Was It Anyway.
10:24Welcome back.
10:26You know, I was just reading my newspaper during the break, and guess what I read?
10:29I read that one of the people on Big Brother, after they got voted off,
10:31they said the show made her miserable.
10:33Join the club.
10:37Let's go on to a game called Scene to Wrap.
10:40This is for Wayne and Chip, with Ryan and Colin, and Laura Hall and Linda Taylor.
10:49Oh, okay.
10:50All right, over in this front or over here, give them the name of your favorite horror movie.
10:54Dracula.
10:55Dracula.
10:57Dracula.
10:57Hi, Henry the Killer.
10:59So, uh, go ahead.
11:00It's the Dracula rap horror movie thing, with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor,
11:03and these guys are going to join you later.
11:04Take it away.
11:08Well, I'm a doctor.
11:10I'm looking downstairs, and I wonder what's inside that right there.
11:13I'll open it up.
11:14It's dark, thank God.
11:15Oh, my goodness, it's a vlog.
11:17Oh, yeah.
11:21Thought you were bad, but shoes are done.
11:23I say to you, what's up, blood?
11:25Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
11:29Now, what can your heart out break?
11:31Understand, I broke your sick.
11:33You can't do me, can't do your fangs.
11:35A big bad brother with two big fangs.
11:37Don't suck my blood, because I've got asthma.
11:39You don't want this old crummy breathing plasma.
11:41Blah, blah.
11:42Oh, yeah.
11:44Help, help, help me out, if you can.
11:46I could drop by to say hi.
11:48I was hoping he'd suck me dry.
11:50Don't worry, the blood won't go lost.
11:52I'm here from the Red Cross.
11:54Just suck.
11:55Suck away, blood.
11:56I came here right on the double.
12:08I hear you got some vampire trouble.
12:10Well, I got something.
12:11I got a steak.
12:12Oh, it's a T-bone.
12:13My mistake.
12:16Don't mean to be mean.
12:17Don't mean to be catty.
12:18But put that away, because he's driving me batty.
12:20I don't know what to say.
12:21Don't know who to thank.
12:22Don't get me.
12:23Go to the blood bank.
12:24Understand this, man.
12:26It's going to be fun.
12:27I'm going to suck you like a big Capri sun.
12:29Better come back and I'll get some.
12:31Oh, my goodness.
12:32It's the sun.
12:33Oh!
12:34Two ashes.
12:35Two ashes.
12:36Two ashes.
12:38Two ashes.
12:39Ah-ha.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Word.
12:51Man, I love that game just to hear Colin rap.
12:54You know what we've made you on this show?
12:58The most famous Canadian rapper.
13:01That was Lauren Green.
13:06Ringo.
13:07Yo.
13:09Ringo, yo.
13:10All right.
13:10Now, let's go on to a favorite game here at Whose Line Is It Anyway, Party Quirks.
13:17Chip is going to be hushed at a party.
13:19Lane, Colin, and Ryan.
13:19Come on down here, Chip.
13:20Lane, Colin, and Ryan are going to be the guests.
13:22We're giving each of them a strange quirk or identity.
13:25And Chip has to guess who they are.
13:26Why don't you guys come over here.
13:26I'll ring you in one at a time with the doorbell.
13:28And whenever you're ready, uh, there, Chip, start the party.
13:32Yeah.
13:32Come on in.
13:33Oh, come on in.
13:33Hey, dude.
13:34What's up?
13:34Woo!
13:35All right.
13:36What the hell?
13:37Wow.
13:37Thanks, bro.
13:39Woo.
13:40Man, I got to kill.
13:41That's right.
13:41Shut up, man.
13:42Oh, crew, you.
13:43I'm so sorry.
13:51Good party.
13:53Hey, come on in.
13:54All right.
13:55All right.
13:55Would you like some chips or some soda?
14:05Is that a barbecue chip?
14:11Funny, silly barbecue chip here.
14:12All the others are just...
14:15Ripple.
14:20Okay, enjoy that.
14:22Oh, hello.
14:25Come on in.
14:27I was wondering when you'd get here.
14:45Can I get you anything else?
14:46Dude, I'm really sorry about that.
14:48Omega Tau!
14:49Hey, you, you stood up.
14:50Hey, you're hot.
14:50A feather duster.
14:55Yeah, it's a feather duster.
14:56A feather duster made by a Norwegian.
14:59It's all starting to make sense.
15:11No, it's not.
15:12Oh, we have some, uh, seed if you care for her.
15:22Uh, no.
15:26I was...
15:26Shut up!
15:27I don't...
15:27Your mom...
15:28God, I...
15:29You get out of here,
15:31because you're a frat boy
15:32that gets drunk real quick.
15:33You know,
15:43Oh, just wait a second.
15:51You know, this banana is not very ripe
15:56with the right amount of force.
15:58It couldn't peel a man's...
15:59You stand right there
16:05while I call him a bird.
16:07Yeah.
16:08A, um, a bird with...
16:09with a blind bird.
16:11Oh, yeah, that's close enough.
16:12He keeps just taking the cameras
16:13for open windows.
16:15Okay.
16:17All right.
16:19All we have here is a pickle.
16:21A piece of thread.
16:23A Don Ho album.
16:24You're MacGyver.
16:26No.
16:27Hold on.
16:28I...
16:28You're an overly dramatic
16:31private investigator
16:31finding ridiculous clues.
16:35How does it matter?
16:37How does it matter?
16:40Or something like that?
16:42Good job.
16:43Well, 280 electoral points
16:45to my good buddy, Ryan Stiles.
16:51Electro points.
16:51I thought that was kind of clever.
16:52Oh, well.
16:52Now, what I need for the audience
16:57for this next game
16:58is, uh, tell me your name.
17:00Woman here.
17:01What?
17:01Cheryl.
17:02Cheryl.
17:03Okay, we're going to use
17:03the woman's name, Cheryl.
17:05That's the name we're going to use.
17:06And, uh, give me a name
17:07of a hobby you like.
17:09Knitting.
17:10Knitting.
17:11Now, this game is called
17:12Doo-Wop.
17:13It's for Wayne, Chip, and Ryan.
17:15Uh, you're going to be singing
17:16as a 50s doo-wop group
17:17with the help of
17:17Laura Hall, Linda Taylor.
17:18We're going to be singing
17:21a song about Cheryl
17:27who died tragically
17:28in a freak knitting accident.
17:31Take it away
17:32whenever you're ready.
17:32Doo-Wop song,
17:33Cheryl died in a tragic...
17:35Then again.
17:38Now let me tell you
17:45a little yon
17:46About a girl named Cheryl
17:48She's gone
17:49Oh, darn
17:50She left my life
17:52I don't know what to do
17:54Knit one
17:55Or maybe first two
17:57I feel kind of guilty
18:00Cause I'm her man
18:02And she was making me
18:04A big afghan
18:05She knitted so fast and smart
18:09That she got a needle in the heart
18:11Oh, baby
18:15I have to go
18:17Cause I don't love you
18:19Don't love you so
18:20Now's the time
18:23We have to part
18:24She took that knitting needle
18:26And stabbed me in the heart
18:28Oh, Cheryl
18:30Why can't she go?
18:33Oh, Cheryl
18:34Can't knit no more
18:37Oh, Cheryl
18:38Maybe she's knitting in the sky
18:41Oh, oh, oh
18:43Maybe in heaven
18:45I'll see her someday
18:47And she'll just weave
18:49And a safe crochet
18:51Because Carol
18:52She died when she was knitting
18:57Ooh
18:59We love you, Carol
19:02We'll be right back
19:06For more
19:06Who's on and not
19:07Who's on and not
19:07Who's on and not
19:08Who's on and not
19:08Who's on and not
19:09Welcome back
19:12To Who's on and not
19:13Tonight's winner
19:14Colin Mockery
19:15Colin's the winner
19:16Colin Mockery is the big winner tonight
19:19And so we're supposed to do a game
19:20Called props for you
19:21Let's have the props for me and Ryan
19:23Thank you very much
19:24Thank you very much
19:25So there's guys
19:26Props over there
19:27And what's going to happen
19:28We have to go back and forth
19:29And think of as many things
19:30As we can with these props
19:31Starting with
19:32Wayne and Chip
19:33Try these mixed nuts
19:35Who's mama's boy
19:41Who's mama's boy
19:42Sarge, tell me I'm going to be okay
19:45I'm telling you, Rock
19:48You're a contender
19:49Johnny, I can't seem to find
19:53Bandit anywhere
19:54Today we bury Bonko the clown
20:00Where's the other angel
20:04I don't know
20:04Honey, can you pop this for me
20:10So I told Janice
20:14If she wanted to call me
20:15I see me
20:16Oh, you're waiting
20:17Ow
20:20I pity the fool
20:24I pity the fool
20:25Because he can step in the ring with me
20:26He tried to get out the porthole
20:30And his ass got stuck
20:31I pity the fool
20:32I pity the fool
20:34And we're back
20:36To The Who's Baby
20:36We're in this
20:37There's no way
20:38Welcome back to The Who's Baby
20:40Tonight
20:41To read the credits for you
20:48Are Wayne, Chip, and Colin
20:50And I want you to read the credits
20:52As three bird catchers
20:53Trying to catch Ryan
20:54Who's a bird trapped in the studio
20:56Take it away
20:58Oh, it's the yellow-breasted Dan Patterson
21:01I see
21:02There he is
21:03It's very good feelings
21:03It's a Jimmy Marville
21:05It's a Jimmy Marville
21:06Get the Bruce Gowers
21:07I've got it in the ring
21:10There's Ryan Stiles
21:12Get him
21:13Grab him by the Ray Miller
21:15Oh, that could be painful
21:16He's under the gene
21:18Did he get through?
21:22Yes, he got my bird, sir
21:23I've got
21:24Oh, God, get me out
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