Peep Show: Eric the Villain Cat

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who suffered car crash like injuries after tripping over his cat. After seeing a picture of 'Eric the Cat', they can't help but wonder if this cat might have an evil side.

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00:00a man miraculously survived he had car crash like injuries after tripping over his cat

00:16listen this is I car crash like injuries every day oh my god every time I get up my cat thinks

00:27I'm going to eat yes I'm going to eat I'm like no we're not has it ever happened walking up the

00:33stairs because that's my cat will fly up the stairs like beside me oh yeah and that's just

00:39a recipe for disaster yeah he does it going down he doesn't he never tends to go up at the same time

00:45as me it's always if I'm going down because he thinks he's gonna go get a chance to eat so

00:50you don't want to end up like this Gary no there's Chuck I don't 18 things strapped to your body at

00:57hospital bed breathing tube he suffered a broken neck a fractured spine smashed ribs blood in his

01:06lungs and more all from tripping over his cat and the thing is you generally wouldn't even trip

01:14but you're trying to save your cat you don't want to step on your cat the cat is the one that should

01:22have the injuries right yeah like the cat should have the injuries but you don't but you don't allow

01:27yourself to just fall sideways and break your neck and break your back and all your ribs he says I

01:35can't remember much just falling fast it was quick it was over within seconds and then I was at the

01:39bottom you know this is 59 year old Chris Rowley uh this freak accident reportedly occurred last year

01:47while the musician was home alone with his hairless Egyptian Sphinx kitten cool cat name don't want to

01:54kill it the cat's named Eric disaster struck though when the kitty apparently feeling playful dove out

02:02and latched onto one of its owner's legs when he was coming down the stairs he said I felt something on

02:08my leg and then I lost my footing and I tumbled down 14 stairs before landing at the bottom where I lay

02:15unable to move unfortunately his wife was working nights and wasn't able to help him as a result he

02:22had to lay for 14 hours oh my goodness in a pool of his own blood oh my goodness my poor guy his phone

02:30was dead he couldn't get up physically he could not get up he said it was the worst sensation almost

02:37like claustrophobia you can't physically get to what you need to get to like won't be long now Eric

02:43yeah and Eric's just Eric's just waiting to eat watching him he's just waiting to eat him you know

02:49a cat will eat you the cat was probably giving him a nibble every once in a while Eric staring him down

02:55like die old man die take your last breath already yeah are you dead yet call me Eric

03:02funny funny funny little name funny little man

03:08look at that cat looks so evil I will take your life the whole universe will know and fear the name

03:19Eric yep he could be a villain I can see it I'm telling you look at how scrunchy his forehead is

03:28oh those hairless cats I've thought about this moment for a long time

03:34oh gone all day gone all day again hi Eric

03:41who's home gonna go upstairs there's your food the big idiot

03:47almost 60 years old I bet if I can get him to tumble down the stairs he will break like mr. glass

03:59down the stairs I go Eric you're not around are you okay right under your feet

04:03oh look at you tumble my ribs oh that was definitely a skull fracture let me walk by you

04:12now that you're stuck let me rub my head into your injuries my lungs are filling with blood Eric

04:18please no one can hear you scream you're just gonna stare at me Eric while I'm hearing my own blood

04:25yes do something Eric oh I'll do something all right it's been three hours now when you finally

04:37succumb I will consume you you're gonna watch me die aren't you the whole time get the phone get

04:46the phone but be like oh look here's a here look I have the phone he's gonna get it's right here on

04:50this countertop can you almost reach it oh you're thirsty you need some water yes please you want a

05:04little bit of water thank you look it's almost at you it's really close it's very close no off the table

05:12with the water in my own blood yes yes you some water yeah yep yep yep I'll have food soon

05:20uh this guy said I can't even explain the pain I realized my head was hurt I didn't know how much

05:28I'd cut myself though until I saw all the blood gather around me oh man as if that wasn't agonizing

05:34enough yeah Eric started jumping on his chest I believe you call this CPR yes let me save you

05:44he said it was so painful on my broken ribs

05:52oh you really scream and bellow when I jump upon thee it's not playtime Eric it is for me oh

06:04I mean now I'm seeing like his wife comes home and finds him like what happened she instantly looks

06:12at Eric though she knows she knows Eric you did it look at what they've done to Eric look at what

06:17they've made Eric wear Eric's like hold on let me get a sweater and I'll explain

06:21you know he has to go don't you he comes back home in a wheelchair he's like welcome home I suppose

06:35we'll think more before doing things I pooped on your pillow many times Eric is hilarious to me he

06:44looks like such an evil cow he does he's like I meant it that's what he doesn't know they do mean

06:51it I mean they do they're cats I was hoping he'd be even more injured I'm jumping on your broken

07:01ribs you're not helping Eric I get it I get it you can't get him off

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