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  • 4/23/2025
Peep Show: Geez! Your Bowels Are Crazy!

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00:00there's a 30 pound cat in indiana they've nicknamed thick and nugget i love fat cats
00:14they're hilarious um and they are trying to slim him down using an exercise regime usually
00:22reserved for dogs at first but uh he swims so well and he gets out and just walks around
00:29like he owns the place so i think he actually kind of likes it deep down
00:33i'm terrified uh the place is called the canine aquatic center they're helping him swim his way
00:56thin hey people don't kill me a lot of people think it's cute when it's like that garfield type
01:03cap but it's not cute um ty's quality of life is affected at this point so we want to give him a
01:08good quality of life and know that the adoptive home is going to adhere to his his diet and exercise
01:14restriction in seven weeks he's lost five pounds in seven weeks yeah that is good i'll say this
01:23he can drop another 10 got a ways to go
01:27you'll get there yeah hey i do love when the the fat cats swim though oh my god that is the funniest
01:36and their little life jackets left one yeah
01:39i'll tell you though i don't know i i know how they get so fat like my cat never stops asking for food
01:49did he gain weight since he's moved in with you has he gained weight oh yeah how much weight i know
01:54he doesn't look really he hasn't really but i feel like it's it's happening yeah slowly because
02:00he was probably like 12 pounds and he's probably maybe 13 now i don't know he just constantly is
02:09i'd have to like give like you know portion out the food all day long so he would think that he
02:17was getting more but what they say on the bag like how little food it is he's like no bitch
02:23i need more than that yeah three quarters of a cup a day to put bitty jean on a diet yeah i took her
02:30and they were like she's a little chunky and i'm like okay so we went on a diet together and she
02:34for the first like three weeks was like so you're just not feeding me anymore yeah you hate me now
02:39you're gonna kill me yeah trying to kill me huh she's got all of her stuff packed right she's like
02:44i got the bags packed get it well actually she'd just be like get out of my apartment
02:48i've got all your bags packed i'm i've been sick of you for some time now
02:53yeah it's tough i mean i get it i can understand why some people just give in yeah and their their
03:02cats get fat yeah for sure jameson is going i don't know what as he's getting older he gets weirder
03:08but he's like if it's like an hour before mealtime he cannot contain himself that's how
03:16douglas is too like his internal clock is like i should be getting food like you push an hour
03:22ahead it's like yeah you have an hour yeah i'm like nobody and he'll just sit and stare at me and
03:27then he'll paw me like hey buddy yeah every time i get up he's like yes it's time if i if i stand
03:34countertop yeah i'm like no yeah like it's always just like follow me to the food then
03:41this way this way oh you're walking towards the oh the bathroom that's exactly the same experience
03:48jeez your bowels are crazy
03:51you eating in there that should be the name of a new pill jeez your bowels are crazy
03:59yeah that's a good product i'm on it what do i use to stay regular jeez your bowels are crazy
04:04it works fine product look at the results never backed up
04:10it'd be embarrassing to carry that around it falls out of your pocket
04:14what's that what was the name of it again what's it called yeah jeez your bowels are crazy
04:20that's my jeez your bowels are crazy i couldn't remember you either i couldn't help you
04:25i'm like it's got a wild name that's all i know i was like it is early jeez
04:31jeez my bowels are crazy jeez my bowels are crazy i've dropped my jeez my bowels are crazy
04:37did you hand that to me here you go thanks
04:41uh we got a price check on some jeez your bowels are crazy oh no price check jeez
04:52your bowels are crazy
04:54someone call let us know i don't appreciate you saying that over the loudspeaker
05:00it's a great product though i wish they could change the name
05:04yeah it is stuck with it right just one orange and then this bottle of jeez your bowels are crazy
05:10yeah you've got a lot of other things around right some other purchases
05:17yeah it's hidden underneath fly swatter razor razor box of cereal and jeez your bowels are crazy
05:25hold on
05:27give me a price check on some jeez your bowels are crazy and the fly swatter
05:32hold on to the fly swatter and jeez your bowels are crazy
05:36yeah embarrassing to buy for sure

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