The Adventures of Chipotle Green and Taco Bell Campbell

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss which fast food chain they would change their name to, in order to score free food for life. We meet Chipotle Green and Taco Bell Campbell.

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00:00this gimmick would not work for jimmy johns because your name would be somewhat normal

00:09but subway is giving one lucky fan free sandwiches for life

00:14if they commit to legally changing their first name to subway

00:22what does free food for life exactly so okay i i looked that up because it's not really

00:27unlimited subs okay yeah but it's a lot of them you'll get fifty thousand dollars worth of subway

00:34gift cards a year a year not a year oh i thought it was like for life well that's what they say

00:42that's to them what for life is no that's not enough i'd need fifty thousand a year i don't

00:48want it that much i'm on come on if it's something you want to do you can sign up for a chance to win

00:55at subway name name change dot com it's just not something i'd want to know that's august 1st

01:02that website starts up yeah so if you had one sub a day every day that would last you somewhere from

01:1010 to 20 years depending on the kind of subs you get okay so you get at least 10 years worth of daily

01:18subs right out of this doesn't seem like a lifetime though no no if you had subway for breakfast lunch

01:25and dinner every day it would last you a maximum of about seven years it could be a lifetime for me

01:31though because if i get my normal 12 inch meatball sub once a day for 10 straight years i'm dead you're

01:38dead if you're eating meatballs every day for a lot of people go to subway to eat fresh and to

01:45eat healthy i go the other way you should try the boss i think the boss sandwich now has like pepperoni

01:51and meatballs well they'll also give you 750 bucks to cover the cost of changing your name

01:58would you james no joke serious question be honest become taco bell campbell if it was free taco bell for

02:05life i think i would i'd throw my name in the hat i would i would have the discussion listen you can

02:11change your name to taco bell campbell and get free taco bell for life you're saying yes yes i feel

02:16like i have a very serious conversation with my wife yeah i feel like taco bell campbell goes viral

02:22pretty quick i think so too you know like i i you're tbc yeah yeah i'll be taco bell campbell but

02:28i mean everybody can still call me james if they want yeah exactly not allowed yeah not allowed

02:32my wife can call me taco bell yes dear i know all garbage has to go out yeah this is funny every

02:40circumstance where you have to give your id and it says that yeah taco bell campbell i like it right

02:46do you go to a foreign country they'd be like no one's name taco bell already though yeah like how

02:51dave says you can't still go by james so he would rat you out oh yeah he's going by james he's going by james

02:57taco bell hello taco bell guess what your taco bell campbell's a fraud commit you're going to

03:03commit yeah you are now taco bell you're going to call me taco bell in the air then i do think that

03:09that would be the one place food wise that would like save you the most money oh me yeah yeah you'd

03:15never be dairy queen urquhart right no probably not it's not enough i'd be chipotle green you would be

03:23chipotle green i like the sound of that though that sounds good that's like an old school cowboy

03:27that's pretty cool yeah the old legend chipotle green oh my god chipotle green's in town here he

03:35comes everybody hide yeah i'm here for a burrito bowl what's your name chipotle chipotle green

03:43chipotle green can i call you chip yeah you can call me chip yeah nobody else can everybody

03:50else has got to call me chipotle green it's like the ladies can call me chip i'm here for a burrito

03:54bowl every single chipotle now has just those sliding saloon doors yep i'm like yeah oh chipotle green

04:03i'm like what's up yeah oh you would be bigger i'm here for it yeah i changed my name so i got

04:09the free chipotle of your life though it's cool poncho though thanks it's the only thing that fits

04:13anymore anymore yeah that's the only kind of clothing i can wear now that i've become chipotle green

04:22just spot chills huge mexican blanket style poncho

04:29cha-ching cha-ching he's got spurs huh or is that just a change that's a change change

04:35i thought you had spurs on for a minute

04:36cha-ching cha-ching you can hear him coming my poncho's the only thing that fits me anymore

04:43and i'm so hot i wear this hat all the time have you heard the story of chipotle green

04:50it's me chipotle green welcome to chipotle what would be chipotle green one burrito bowl please

05:01extra spanking yeah this is on the house still right of course it is yeah better be this guy's a

05:07legend that's chipotle green here with my poncho arm he eats three meals a day here son did you see

05:13that man that's your dad's hero that's chipotle green he did it damn right you honestly would no no you

05:26never would okay all right i was wondering if it was like in your head like you know what maybe for the

05:30laughs you would i would for the laughs yes for the laughs i would for reality no because james would yeah

05:35james actually would yeah yeah okay question i mean hell i changed my name to bootleg green

05:40just to sound cool yeah yeah um but don't you think that some of these places and like i feel

05:47like taco bell might be the one that if you just took the risk and you were like i'm changing my

05:54i don't know i mean we talk quite a bit about them on a regular basis and they seem to turn a blind eye

06:00yeah and they don't appreciate my content either so yeah true someone said at least it would just have to

06:05add sub as her middle name lisa subway it's not too bad not that big of a change no that's not i just

06:12i go to jimmy john's yeah i'm out

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