Peep Show: A Turd In My Taco

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Taco Bell customer who claimed they found a nose ring inside their taco order. Then, discuss what is the worst thing you can find in your food that wasn't supposed to be there.

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00:00A Taco Bell diner claims they were left with a bad taste in their mouth, and they found

00:11someone's nose ring in their meal.

00:13No!

00:14Why?

00:15The customer took to the web to share a photo of his lunch, which appeared to have an unexpected

00:20item of jewelry lodged into a piece of diced onion.

00:24Oh, God.

00:25It's so gross.

00:26It's in someone's nose.

00:28There it is, right there.

00:32Holy cow.

00:33He said, found a nose ring in my Taco Bell today.

00:36The post quickly sparked a flurry of comments from fellow social media users.

00:42One joking, that's not funny.

00:44However, the conversation soon turned serious.

00:47One person said, I'd definitely go back and bring it to their attention.

00:50He said, well, I called and told them.

00:52She said, no one here has a nose stud.

00:55Not anymore.

00:56Huh.

00:56Speculation kind of arose about how the nose ring supposedly ended up in the food.

01:03Someone said, I wonder if they get some of their ingredients already prepped, like at the

01:07onion chopping place.

01:08Did someone there.

01:10Yeah, I mean, that's a good question.

01:11I don't know how it works, but.

01:12I would describe anyone that goes to fast food restaurants as brave these days.

01:18It's a brave thing to do.

01:20It really is.

01:20Like, it's crazy in there.

01:22You don't know what's going to happen.

01:23You don't know.

01:25Anything can happen.

01:26You're taking a real risk.

01:27Blood one day.

01:28Right.

01:28Nose rings the other.

01:30What's the worst?

01:30One time, just recently, I had to pull around three times before they took my order.

01:35Oh, before he noticed.

01:36Like, looked in there, like, saw everybody, was like, hey.

01:39Hey.

01:40Then drove around again.

01:41Nobody talked to me on the speaker.

01:44Drove through.

01:45Hey.

01:46You've got commitment.

01:47After one time, I'd be like, bye.

01:49I wanted a Burger King, man.

01:50That's it.

01:51Yeah, that's tough.

01:52They're busy.

01:53That's tough.

01:53They're busy.

01:54They're not.

01:56That's the thing.

01:57And he was the only one.

01:58You were the only one driving around in circles.

02:00Trying to get their attention.

02:02I was like, this is crazy.

02:03Please.

02:03I'm begging you.

02:05Can I have it my way?

02:06Please.

02:08What is the worst piercing you could find in your food?

02:11Prince Albert.

02:12Oh, Prince Albert.

02:13Yeah.

02:14Unless there's a butthole piercing.

02:16I don't think there is, but I mean.

02:18There probably is.

02:19There has to be.

02:20There has to be, right?

02:21There has to be.

02:21You're right.

02:22But how's that getting in there?

02:23Yeah, that's difficult.

02:24It's tough.

02:24But that makes it worse.

02:27Yeah, anal piercing sort of thing.

02:28Yeah.

02:29Nipple would be bad, too.

02:30Like a male nipple ring with a little hair attached to it.

02:33Like a belly button ring.

02:34What's the number one worst thing you could ever find in your food?

02:38Oh, God.

02:40Do you think it's like finger?

02:42Turd?

02:43I mean, turd's bad.

02:45Turd is bad.

02:45Turd is so bad.

02:47You're right.

02:48Turd's bad.

02:49No, though.

02:50Yeah.

02:50Right away.

02:51See.

02:52Yeah, you don't eat any of it.

02:53No.

02:53Semen?

02:53Yeah.

02:55I think turd's worse.

02:57I know it's crazy to think.

02:58That's a toss-up.

02:58I know it's crazy to think.

03:00But I think turd's worse.

03:03My God.

03:03You think you'd go turd over semen?

03:06I think I would.

03:07I mean, that's crazy to say.

03:09What did it reveal by me?

03:11Yeah.

03:11But yeah, I mean, it's just, I can't imagine accidentally taking that first bite of turd.

03:19But you're okay swallowing a big load of semen.

03:21I feel like you wouldn't even know.

03:24But turd, you'd know.

03:26And it's better to not know.

03:28Is it?

03:28It's better to not know.

03:29Is it?

03:30Yeah, it is.

03:31Every time.

03:33I feel like the turd's gonna warn you right away.

03:35That's what I'm saying.

03:37Like, I think the turd warns you.

03:39I don't know if it does.

03:41The smell of it.

03:42Piercing is bad, for sure.

03:44Use toilet paper.

03:46I couldn't imagine going up to a place and be like, a turd!

03:50You'd be like, sorry, yeah, I took a...

03:54A turd in my taco?

03:55I was...

03:56I made your taco while I was on the toilet.

03:58How did that even happen?

04:00I almost bit into it.

04:01Yeah, you wouldn't believe it.

04:03I made your tacos on the ground in the bathroom.

04:07There's a turd in there.

04:08And then I pooped all over them.

04:11Well, well...

04:12I wrapped them up, and I gave them to you.

04:16I didn't think you'd be able to tell.

04:18I scraped most of it off.

04:19Someone said a grill from someone's teeth, they would...

04:24Oh, what about just teeth?

04:26We've heard of that before.

04:27We have heard of that.

04:28That's terrible.

04:29That's terrible stuff.

04:30Like a real human tooth with a cavity.

04:32Oh, yeah.

04:33And I think with that little root part,

04:36you know, makes it even worse.

04:39Where it's the whole tooth.

04:41Husband bit into a burger.

04:42It had a Band-Aid in it.

04:44Band-Aid's not great either.

04:46But...

04:46A soiled Band-Aid.

04:47It's way down, though.

04:49Yeah.

04:50It's...

04:51Skin flakes?

04:53Yeah, you don't want that.

04:53Once again, I think you just eat those skin flakes.

04:56You don't even know what you've done.

04:58Mucus really gets me.

04:59Oh, yeah.

05:00Oh, like a hork.

05:01Okay.

05:02Yeah, I couldn't do that.

05:03No, yeah.

05:04You'd know, right?

05:05Would you...

05:06Would you know?

05:08You'd tell me to be quiet.

05:09Yeah, because I can't.

05:10I was feeling it.

05:11Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:13That's funny.

05:14Out of all the things we just talked about,

05:15that's what really got me my throw up instincts coming in.

05:19The same thing happens to me.

05:21Like poop, turd, semen, all that.

05:22But as soon as the mucus comes in, I'm like...

05:24Yeah.

05:25I just...

05:25I used to work with a guy who was a really heavy smoker,

05:28and we did this factory job in the morning,

05:32and for the first 20 minutes, it was that.

05:35It was like getting rid of that every morning.

05:40But like, just letting it fly out onto the factory floor,

05:45you would just see it for the rest of the day.

05:47We're making people sick.

05:48Yeah, we are.

05:49Yeah, we are.

05:50Use tampon.

05:51Oh, I mean, yeah, that's tough to put in a burrito.

05:56That is.

05:57How did this happen?

05:58Maybe not.

05:58I mean, you're sending a real message, man.

06:00Butt plug.

06:02Oh, my God.

06:03I'm going to need to see a manager.

06:07It's like lighting up.

06:08Is something wrong with this burger?

06:09Yeah, do you notice anything?

06:11Why is there a big jewel hanging out of that?

06:14What seems to be the trouble?

06:16Big purple butt plug.

06:18Right in the middle of the hamburger.

06:19Oh, that's mine.

06:21Dropped it.

06:23Fell out.

06:24Server at a wedding.

06:26Someone put a used condom in the buffet pan of chicken,

06:28tied up and full of arrival juices.

06:33Oh, my God.

06:34Three people puked, and half the wedding left.

06:37I mean, yeah, wedding over, I guess.

06:40Yeah.

06:41That's a bad caterer.

06:43Wedding over.

06:44Someone just had a dastardly, dastardly suggestion.

06:48Okay.

06:49Worst thing they could ever imagine.

06:52Diarrhea in chili.

06:53Jesus, God.

06:58It would dissipate.

06:59You wouldn't even know.

07:01It would mix with the flavors.

07:02You would.

07:03You'd know.

07:04You'd know, sort of.

07:06I think you'd know, sort of.

07:08I think there's, like, people that love chili so much, too.

07:10There'd be one guy that was like,

07:11this is the best chili I ever had.

07:14What if it was?

07:16It's diarrhea chili.

07:17Yeah.

07:18Oh, God.

07:19Oh, my God.

07:21Damn you.

07:22You ate a big bowl of chili, and somebody said,

07:26I had diarrhea in that chili.

07:29I added my own flavor.

07:32No!

07:33That is how serial killers start.

07:38Wow.

07:38I had diarrhea in that big pot of chili.

07:40This whole thing really has just been twisted all upside down.

07:44Yeah, I know, I know.

07:44It started with a little nose ring, and it's turned into diarrhea chili.

07:47Yeah, we apologize.

07:49That's a bad restaurant name.

07:52Hi, welcome to diarrhea chili.

07:53Well, you know, it could just mean.

07:56You're going to get it.

07:57Yeah, but still bad.

07:58Still bad.

07:58Yeah, not great.

07:59That should not be.

08:00Not great.

08:01In the title.

08:02Lisa is just watching Ina Garden Eat Cheese on TV.

08:05Oh, I don't blame her.

08:06I don't blame her.

08:07I love that that is on right down during this segment.

08:11It's a nice little.

08:12It's just lemonade.

08:13It's just lemonade.

08:14Well, we almost threw up.

08:14I was just like, Dave, look at the screen.

08:16Yeah.

08:16You got it.

08:17It's in this fresh bakery.

08:18Oh, my God.

08:19Oh, that looks so good.

08:21Everything looks good.

08:22Incredible.

08:22Yep.

08:24Nope.

08:24It's different here.

08:27It's different.

08:27Yeah, it's different.

08:28Yeah.

08:28It is different.

08:29Oh, my God.

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