Regis IS Dalton

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Long-time talk show host and full-time dead guy, Regis Philbin, RETURNS in the role be was born to play!

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00:01After their secret relationship was revealed last week, GMA3, What You Need to Know anchors,

00:09TJ Holmes and Amy Robach, have been temporarily taken off the air.

00:13A source told People that the scandal was driving a lot of unwanted attention.

00:21I think this is the opposite move.

00:24Why don't you leave them on?

00:26Unwanted attention.

00:27Exactly.

00:28Don't you want attention?

00:30Wanted or unwanted?

00:31They're not smuggling cocaine.

00:34No.

00:35And apparently, so whether or not you believe what they're putting out,

00:40that this relationship occurred after they had split from their other significant others or not,

00:47yeah, let them do what they do.

00:48They clearly have chemistry.

00:50Leave it on.

00:51And by the way, so what?

00:53Yeah.

00:53They had an affair.

00:55These are adults.

00:56This is what they've decided to do in their personal lives.

00:59You know what I mean?

00:59I mean, Regis was nailing Kathie Lee for a while.

01:02Oh, all the time.

01:03You're going to be my regular Saturday night.

01:06But early, because I go to bed around eight.

01:08Wasn't her nickname Coos Coos?

01:10Coos Coos, absolutely.

01:11Get over here.

01:11Bring that Coos Coos over here.

01:12Yeah, yeah.

01:13Who's your daddy?

01:15Who's your finger food?

01:16Oh, my God.

01:18Wow.

01:21Oh, yeah.

01:22Oh, Saturday night.

01:24Be nice until it's time to not be nice.

01:26That's right.

01:27What's going on over here?

01:28What the?

01:29I would love to see Regis as Dalton.

01:32What if they call my mother a whore?

01:34Will, is she?

01:37Regis as Dalton.

01:38Yeah.

01:39What if they call me a mother effer?

01:40I thought you'd be bigger and about 40 years younger.

01:43Oh, that's great.

01:45Yeah, that's the first time I've ever heard that.

01:52What about pain?

01:54Pain don't hurt.

01:55Oh, it doesn't?

01:55No, it actually does hurt.

01:56Okay.

01:57Yeah, I just got a little bit of the rheumatoid arthritis and a little pinch of my nutsack.

02:01Sometimes just getting up off the toilet.

02:03Oh, my God.

02:03It hurts.

02:04I just, I don't even look around because there might be blood.

02:06Yeah, I understand.

02:07All right.

02:08Thanks, Regis.

02:08And I don't wipe.

02:09Too many hemorrhoids.

02:13Well, okay.

02:13Then bidet?

02:15What do you?

02:16Badonk.

02:17Okay.

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