Grocery Store Habits

Beasley Digital

4/22/2025

Transcript

00:00I've realized I do some really weird things at the grocery store.

00:04I want it to be known that I love going to the grocery store.

00:07I really do. I enjoy it.

00:08It's your sport.

00:09It is.

00:10You're agnostic.

00:11You've told me you'll go back and forth between Albertsons and Smiths.

00:15Yeah, I will because I get mad at them at one of them and then I'll like go to the up.

00:19They don't give me the good sale price that I'm like, you know what?

00:21I'm done with you.

00:22I'm going to go to Smiths.

00:23But I truly enjoy grocery shopping.

00:27And I realized the other day when I was with, I had Jada and my 14 year old with me and he said, why are you doing that?

00:33That's rude.

00:35I'm like, uh, checking the bread.

00:37I squeeze the loaves of bread to see which one is the softest.

00:41And he's like, mom, but do you realize like you squeeze three of them?

00:44Somebody's going to buy the bread that you just squeezed.

00:46Yeah, there's going to be a massive thumbprint in the next Wonder Bread.

00:50I do it very gently though.

00:51What kind of bread are you buying?

00:53Wheat.

00:53We just agree that wheat bread is awful.

00:57No, no.

00:58Sourdough is awful.

00:59Sourdough is great.

01:00Oh my God.

01:00You go up to San Francisco, you get sourdough bread bowl.

01:04I could do sourdough bowl.

01:06Okay.

01:06But I'm not going to toast some sourdough and put some, slap some butter on it.

01:11That'll be wheat.

01:12So you're a bread fondler.

01:13I fondle the bread at, at Smiths and Albertsons.

01:16I don't, so I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm the only one that checks to see how soft the

01:23bread is before you buy it.

01:24We all have those things we do.

01:25702-597-1027.

01:27What's that thing you do when you go inside the grocery store and you're like, you know,

01:31I do things this way.

01:32It's just the way I've always done it.

01:34My, my, my mama taught me.

01:35Yeah.

01:36My grandmama taught me.

01:37Yeah.

01:37I, I also just a couple of, maybe last week or the week before we were in the eggs, me

01:44and this other mom and her 14 around Jaden's age, um, daughter.

01:50And she said, excuse me, do you check your, the mom asks me, do you check your eggs before

01:55you buy them?

01:56And I said, well, obviously, I, I, I'm not going to buy a 12 eggs, get home.

02:02And there's only 10 because two of them are cracked.

02:04And she said, well, my daughter is making fun of me for checking to see if all eggs

02:09are there.

02:09She's like, who cares if one's cracked?

02:11I care.

02:13I care.

02:14The I, if I buy 12, I want, I want 12.

02:17Listen, a hen had to push that thing out.

02:19Exactly.

02:19The least he can do is make an omelet out of it.

02:20Exactly.

02:21But I will say one thing I do do at the grocery store is put my damn carts back.

02:27Everyone go on YouTube and search for cart narcs.

02:30It's the greatest channel ever.

02:33It's just a guy that stops people that put it inside the mulch or on the rocks.

02:38Oh, it's amazing.

02:39He's been in Vegas all the time.

02:40He's great.

02:41So, okay.

02:42What's the one thing I do?

02:44Do you go to grocery stores or do you order?

02:46Marsha orders now.

02:47Ever since COVID, she's ordering everything.

02:49It's like, oh gosh.

02:51I know.

02:51I like going in there, but I go in like with a purpose and then I forget my purpose.

02:56So, then I zigzag.

02:57I'm a zigzagger.

02:59I'm also, I know how they stock stuff.

03:03So, like the milk, the milk will go bad.

03:05Got to go in the back.

03:06You got to do the reach around.

03:07You always do.

03:08So, I'm a milk reach arounder.

03:09Yeah.

03:09And I will get the one all the way back there.

03:11You'll see half my torso inside the dairy section.

03:15Right.

03:15Getting the one that's like a week later than the one that's in the front.

03:18Even if it's like two days, you're like, well, I got two more days.

03:21Also, I do like, say you're getting a thing of chicken and it's $7.89.

03:30I will look for the one that is $7.50.

03:32And I don't know why, but I always get the cheaper price.

03:34Yeah.

03:35I always get the cheaper price.

03:36My dad, the one thing he would do is he would go straight to the olive bar and he'd just steal an olive.

03:42He would just take an olive.

03:43He's the reason we don't have the buffets anymore.

03:45It's the fact.

03:46He would just scoop one up, little stuffed thing with pimento cheese in it.

03:50So pop it and shop.

03:52That is hysterical.

03:53He just got away with it every time.

03:55I've never done that.

03:56I will go in though if I'm hungry.

03:58I will like take a little snack and I'll eat it as I shop.

04:01But then I'll take the wrapper and I'll scan the wrapper.

04:03Well, see, I take Roman with me.

04:04So, we open everything and anything.

04:06And then, so they know me like the cashiers.

04:09I'm like, okay, this is Roman's pile because the cereal's open.

04:11The protein bars, the grapes, the, I mean, you name it.

04:15He's eating it all.

04:16Randy, what's up?

04:17What do you do when you go grocery shopping?

04:19I'm kind of with Amy.

04:21I check the eggs.

04:24I, oh, I knock on the watermelon.

04:27You know what's funny?

04:28A melon knocker.

04:29I knock on the watermelon also.

04:32I don't know what it means, but I always do it.

04:35And I will even stand there sometimes and Google, what is the watermelon supposed to sound like?

04:40What cadence are you supposed to hear?

04:41If it's a C fly, it's good.

04:43But if it's an F, no.

04:45Yeah.

04:46And I, and I also fondle bread.

04:50Thank you, Brandy.

04:51I knew I'm not.

04:51My name's Brandy and I'm a bread fondler.

04:53I knew I wasn't the only one.

04:54You have to, you don't want hard bread.

04:58That's right.

Category

Transcript

Recommended