Peep Show: Hamburger Helper Drones

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Walmart offering drone grocery delivery for customers and can't believe it when they find out that Hamburger Helper is their #1 selling item.

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00:30From eligible items for delivery by air in as little as 30 minutes.

00:34Up to 10 pounds of items can be delivered at one time.

00:38The delivery fee is $3.99.

00:41And you have to be within a mile of a participating store.

00:45Man, the sport that this is going to cause.

00:48You know, the people that make the backyard potato guns and whatever that are going to be trying to shoot down these drones.

00:54I never thought about that.

00:55Like, what are they going to, they could lose their ass on those drones.

00:58Oh my God.

00:58Like, there are people that are going to want to shoot these down.

01:03I'm a Walmart drone man, you honey.

01:05Yep.

01:06I've been killing drones for weeks.

01:09I've been paying for groceries in two years.

01:11The number, what do you think?

01:13The number one selling Walmart drone hub item is?

01:18Diapers?

01:20Nope.

01:20Vodka.

01:20Booze.

01:22Booze.

01:22Can you do that?

01:22I don't know why I do that.

01:24Condoms.

01:24Think bigger.

01:26Bigger.

01:27Sweatpants.

01:28John Twickenburg shirts.

01:32Hamburger helper.

01:34Hamburger helper is the number one selling item.

01:36Emergency.

01:38Emergency.

01:40And a hamburger helper.

01:43Launch the drone.

01:44Is that insane to me?

01:48That's the worst thing to have drones.

01:51Hamburger helper, yeah!

01:55I'm trying to shoot it down so bad.

01:58Yeah, that's a good stuff.

02:02Hamburger helper.

02:04That's a beef and noodle.

02:06Beef stoking ass!

02:09So you've got ground beef and you don't know what to do with it, so you're like, quickly

02:12drone me some hamburger helper.

02:14Get me this, so quick.

02:14It's an emergency.

02:16That's a crazy thing that we've got.

02:18Because they do say it was for emergency purposes.

02:21No, they thought it would be.

02:22Oh, okay.

02:23But it turns out it's just for convenience.

02:25It's not.

02:25It hasn't been for emergency purposes at all.

02:28Oh, I disagree.

02:29It is an emergency when you're like, don't worry, we're going to have a hamburger

02:33helper tonight.

02:34And then you open the cupboard and it's not there.

02:37Yep, got to drone you in.

02:38Mom!

02:40Then they're sitting there watching TV or whatever, and it's like, poof, poof.

02:44I'm going to dip on the roof.

02:46Hamburger helper, get the ladder!

02:52So with this new expansion of DroneUp, they'll reach customers in Florida, as well as Arizona,

02:59Arkansas, Texas, Utah, and Virginia.

03:01In Florida, they're going to start in Tampa, as well as Orlando.

03:04So how soon does one get shot down?

03:08Well, it's already their test market was Arkansas.

03:13No one shot one down in Arkansas?

03:15I don't know.

03:16They didn't report on it if they did.

03:18It's like day one.

03:19Something had to have been shot down.

03:22At least shot at.

03:23Yeah.

03:23So if somebody shoots a drone down and takes your stuff, is that going to be considered

03:26like shoplifting or stealing?

03:28Yeah, sure it is.

03:29Yeah, it'd be like the same as like getting an Amazon package, probably.

03:32But I guess the question is like...

03:34Instead of porch pirates, it's drone pirates.

03:36How far up, how far up does my property line go?

03:42You know what?

03:43I just had a land survey done and they didn't cover how high the property goes in the air.

03:48You know, like if you fly something like that over my home, like could you imagine your

03:54home is now in the Walmart drone flight path?

03:59That was sad.

04:00If you live in a mile of a Walmart store, it will be.

04:04But imagine like they always came in from the same direction and always left from the

04:09same...

04:10So like a drone is flying over your house like all the time.

04:14I would be...

04:14With Hamburger Helper, you'd be so pissed.

04:16Oh my God.

04:17I would have every gun.

04:18Get off your ass, you lazy bastard.

04:20Go buy it yourself.

04:22I can't sleep with all your Hamburger Helper fans.

04:24You guys would be like, where the hell did Chuck the Freak get a flash?

04:30Chuck the Freak gun.

04:30I bought one.

04:32I needed to buy one.

04:34I think you go into YouTube and you learn how to make an EMP.

04:36It's like...

04:37By the way, shooting it down is the same crime as shooting down an aircraft, according to

04:44the FAA.

04:44Oh my God.

04:45So I can't shoot it down.

04:47I just think people are going to go insane if drones are flying over their homes.

04:53I feel like it's Walmart, so I feel like the drones, they might be armed.

04:56Listen, someone said, as someone who lives in Tampa, they already call it Trigger City

05:01for a reason, so look out.

05:03Someone said, well, I live in Tampa.

05:05Now I know I'm going to get my hemorrhoid cream delivered.

05:07Well, I thought to myself, what's like the most embarrassing thing you could like fly over,

05:12but they'll probably put it in a, maybe a Walmart bag.

05:16I guess if you're having like a toilet emergency.

05:18Yeah.

05:19I wonder how much they can lift.

05:2110 pounds.

05:21Oh, okay.

05:22They can handle 10 pounds, and you don't own the airspace above your home.

05:26Yeah, I didn't think so.

05:28Property ends above the grass.

05:31Wow.

05:32So they can do whatever they like above you, as long as they've had approval from the FAA.

05:37And you know they have.

05:38But never would have guessed that Hamburger Helper is the number one thing being droned around

05:42America right now.

05:44Yeah.

05:45You've never been home on a cheese taco night then.

05:47I don't think anything's going to ever take Hamburger Helper down.

05:49I guess not.

05:49I didn't realize it was still such a big thing.

05:51That's a strong brand, man.

05:53It really is.

05:54They had a super catchy jingle at just the right time.

05:57Hamburger Helper helps her Hamburger help her make a great meal.

06:00They probably can't say Helps Her.

06:01No, they don't.

06:01They don't.

06:02It's been changed.

06:03Okay.

06:03Helps you.

06:04Okay.

06:05The old school.

06:06I've got the old school in my life.

06:07Dave's like, come on woman, get in the kitchen, cook me some food.

06:13That was their jingle, not mine.

06:15That's Dave's jingle.

06:17That was the jingle, Hamburger Helper helps her Hamburger help her make a great meal.

06:26Can you hang up the phone and get in the kitchen, cook me a meal.

06:31Dave Hunter, not me.

06:34We're something sexy while you do it.

06:37Yep.

06:38Damn it.

06:39Yep.

06:39Damn it.

06:40Damn it.

06:41Damn it.

06:42Damn it.

06:43Damn it.

06:44Damn it.

06:45Damn it.

06:46Damn it.

06:47Damn it.

06:48Damn it.

06:49Damn it.

06:50Damn it.

06:51Damn it.

06:52Damn it.

06:53Damn it.

06:54Damn it.

06:55Damn it.

06:56Damn it.

06:57Damn it.

06:58Damn it.

06:59Damn it.

07:00Damn it.

07:01Damn it.

07:02Damn it.

07:03Damn it.

07:04Damn it.

07:05Damn it.

07:06Damn it.

07:07Damn it.

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