00:00Hey guys, Sarah with the Big 95.7. We spun the wheel of yes once again and this time it landed on me being the boss for a day. I am so excited. Wait, let me practice my power walk. I like it.
00:19The boss! I'd like to thank everybody for being here today for the first official meeting of Sarah as boss for the entire day. Speaking of, I would like to get more things for KML. KML is the best. KML is the coolest. I want everything. I want stickers. I want billboards. I need you to work very hard because we are going to make KML the best station ever in the area ever. Also, everybody gets a raise.
00:47Yay! Thank you for coming in today. So nice to meet you. I'm so glad you're here. We are excited for you to potentially be a part of our team. So some important qualities that we look for in a candidate. Are you a hard worker? Do you enjoy being out in the community? Do you like to meet people and have fun? Are you going to be my friend? Because I really need some friends around here. Ice cream?
01:17Approved. Ooh, a new vehicle for the station. Approved. Pay the bill. Vacation. Is it for me? Nope. Denied. Oh my god, let me tell you about Brenda. Okay, she is like low key crazy, but like kind of fun, right? Because you like crazy people. They make it interesting. Am I right? Pizza party. Approved.
01:44Um, I'm going to have to let you go. No, you can't cry too. Because I'm crying and now you're going to start crying and I can't. I can't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
02:00Woo, that was exhausting and I am really bad at it. But I am back where I belong. Back in front of the mic. Back to our regularly scheduled programming. And tune in because who knows what it's going to land on next. Sarah's wheel of yes with the big wake up.
02:17Oh, oh, um, salary? How much you're going to get paid? Um, we, uh, how does free lunch on Thursdays sound?
