MJTV: It's The Super Bowl Egg Test! Who Will Win? Bengals or Rams?

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00:00One of the eggs has definitively exploded.

00:07Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the world-famous MJ Morning Show Super Bowl Egg Test.

00:21This is what you've been waiting for.

00:23Ladies and gentlemen, this will determine the winner of Super Bowl 56 out in Los Angeles on Sunday with just three simple things.

00:34Two eggs and a microwave.

00:38That's it.

00:39It is that easy.

00:41All right.

00:41Rox, do you have the replacement egg?

00:44We got, we got, I don't know.

00:46What?

00:46I need a clarification of the rules.

00:49What's the problem?

00:50Um, so Roxanne did a wonderful job decorating the eggs, a bangle egg and the ram egg.

00:55Yeah, right, right, right.

00:56Yeah, hurry up.

00:57And Froggy knocks the ram egg over at Roxanne.

01:01It was an accident.

01:02She redid the ram egg.

01:03Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.

01:05I think she did it upside down.

01:07There's no upside down on an egg?

01:09I don't, it, no, it's fine.

01:12Hold on.

01:12Eggs aren't upside down, you dolt.

01:15The wide bottom of the egg is the bottom.

01:17The pointy top is the top.

01:19No, that's, no.

01:21There is a bottom to eggs when you prop them up right.

01:23Dude, there's no bottom and top to an egg.

01:26No one says, oh, I want my eggs bottom up or down.

01:28Okay.

01:29They do say sunny side up.

01:30The ram egg is going to be top heavy and the bangle egg is going to be.

01:34What are you talking about?

01:35Well, just flip over the other egg, you imbecile.

01:38I don't care.

01:39Okay, if you want.

01:40No, I'm just pointing stuff out.

01:41Fine.

01:42All right.

01:42I don't want the logo to be upside down.

01:44They can't both be different directions.

01:46It'll ruin the day.

01:47That's what I'm saying, and we have a logo on it, so it's obviously a top and a bottom.

01:52You guys look at me like I'm crazy, like I have a third butt cheek.

01:54Dude, the eggs are not stamped out of a machine.

01:57They're not uniform.

01:58The eggs are totally different anyway.

02:01There's no issue here.

02:02All right, folks, I'm holding up to the MJ Morning Show camera.

02:05This is MJ TV, by the way.

02:07Those are in a chicken's butt.

02:09I mean, they're different.

02:10All right, we stream the show live every morning, so you can watch us on camera.

02:15We've got multiple cameras in the studio.

02:17The whole show, we video stream live.

02:20If you go to MJMorningShow.com, it's MJ TV, and I'm holding up the two eggs right now.

02:26One egg is a Bengals egg with a color Bengals logo.

02:30One is an L.A. egg with a color L.A. logo.

02:33And then on the back side, there's also a black Sharpie, just so we have double identification on each egg.

02:39So now what's going to happen?

02:40Fester, are you ready?

02:41As ready as I'll ever be.

02:43All right, here we go.

02:43All right.

02:44So, Fester, show the camera real quick.

02:47Okay.

02:48All right.

02:48So the eggs then sit in scotch tape hubs.

02:52So a roll of scotch tape has the plastic hub.

02:55We found over the years that was the best to hold the eggs.

02:57So now we will place the two eggs in the microwave.

03:02This is a brand-new Walmart revolving carousel microwave.

03:07All right.

03:07And Fester is opening the door.

03:11All right.

03:11Watch the egg.

03:12Don't open the door to the egg.

03:13All right.

03:13Now.

03:14All right.

03:14Am I putting this by the fan?

03:16Yeah.

03:16Well, put it right on top.

03:17Put it right on top.

03:18Yeah, right on top there.

03:19You want to mention success rate?

03:20It's pretty much always accurate, right?

03:22This thing has been accurate virtually always.

03:25All right.

03:25So what happens here, folks, is the egg that explodes is the loser of the Super Bowl.

03:30The surviving egg is the winner.

03:33All right.

03:34Fester is now placing the L.A. and the Bengal eggs in the microwave.

03:40And they're on the carousel.

03:42Can you double-check that they're equally spaced?

03:44Are you happy with the spacing on the eggs?

03:47I am.

03:47Yes.

03:48Okay.

03:48All right.

03:49Close the microwave door carefully.

03:52That was not carefully.

03:55That was a slam.

03:58I don't like it.

03:59That's a pet peeve.

04:00I don't like it when people slam microwaves or yank them open really hard.

04:03That's what gets you like one star from the Uber driver when you slam their damn door.

04:08Yeah.

04:08That's why I've got a 3.6 on my rating on Uber.

04:11All right.

04:12All right.

04:13All right.

04:13So here's the deal.

04:14Fester will now put five minutes on the microwave clock.

04:17Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned for this.

04:20We're about to go live with the microwave start.

04:23And this is going to determine the winner of this Sunday's Super Bowl 56.

04:28Rams and Bengals.

04:31All right.

04:31Put five minutes on the clock, Fester.

04:33Five minutes.

04:35Here we go.

04:36The microwave has started.

04:40You can hear the hum of the microwave.

04:43The carousel is spinning.

04:45I'm watching the L.A. egg go around.

04:47And now here comes the Bengals egg.

04:5220 seconds have elapsed.

04:55This is exciting.

04:56Now, we wait.

04:58Usually it happens about a minute, minute and 20 seconds in.

05:03All right.

05:03So we're still, we're still about a minute out.

05:07All right.

05:08All right.

05:08What's taking so long?

05:10Dude, because it's only been going for 40 seconds right now.

05:14Sorry, dude.

05:15All right.

05:15So right now, the eggs are spinning in the microwave.

05:18One Bengals egg, one L.A. Rams egg.

05:20All right.

05:20And we're waiting for one of the eggs to explode.

05:23Fester, remember, you've got to get your hand.

05:24All right.

05:24You've got to get your hand on.

05:26You've got to move your phone.

05:27Well, you've got to open the microwave quickly.

05:29Finally, the minute one of the eggs explodes, you have to open the door quickly.

05:34And we're...

05:35Oh, stop.

05:36Stop.

05:37We have an explosion.

05:38We have a winner.

05:39Ladies and gentlemen.

05:40We have a winner.

05:40Oh, my God.

05:42We have a winner.

05:44We have a winner.

05:45Oh, my God.

05:46Oh, my God.

05:47Yes.

05:48All right.

05:48Yes.

05:49Ladies and gentlemen.

05:52It fell.

05:53One of the eggs has definitively exploded.

05:57You can make your stupid all bets now.

05:59Leave it right there.

06:01One of the eggs has definitively exploded.

06:04It is a blasted, blown up, destroyed mess.

06:09There's egg white and yolk splat.

06:11It's like a crime scene in there.

06:13And one egg has survived with no damage at all.

06:18Oh, my God.

06:19Ladies and gentlemen.

06:21Ew.

06:22The egg that exploded is the L.A. Rams egg.

06:32Ladies and gentlemen, the surviving egg is the Cincinnati Bengals.

06:37The Bengals are going to win Super Bowl 56.

06:43That's true.

06:43That egg looks good.

06:44Eat that.

06:45I'll eat an egg.

06:45Look at...

06:46It's just microwaved egg, guys.

06:50Ew.

06:51Excellent.

06:51Isn't it awful?

06:52All right.

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