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00:00From Hollywood, USA, how's your mother-in-law?
00:07And now, ladies and gentlemen, let's meet our mother-in-laws for game one.
00:14Mother-in-law number one hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
00:17She has two son-in-laws, and what's more, they like her.
00:21Meet Mrs. Mary Batch.
00:23Mother-in-law number two is from Elkton, Maryland.
00:28Her daughter and son-in-law elope to Las Vegas.
00:31Meet Mrs. Katherine Lindberg.
00:36Mother-in-law number three hails from the Holy Land,
00:38and loves to scream out loud at the movies.
00:41Meet Mrs. Wee-Dad Rafiti.
00:47Each mother-in-law will try to win the favor of this jury of bachelors and bachelorettes,
00:50who will select the one mother-in-law in each game they would most like to call their own.
00:54Our mother-in-laws will have their own celebrity representatives,
00:57who will address the jury on their behalf.
00:59Celebrity number one will appear on the Red Skelton Show January 9th.
01:03One of America's favorite comics, Mr. Nipsey Russell.
01:10Celebrity number two from the Today Show, from the Tonight Show, from the middle of the day show,
01:15Mr. Milton Heyman.
01:16Celebrity number three is currently co-starring as Newkirk in the popular television series,
01:23Hogan's Heroes.
01:25Mr. Richard Dawson.
01:27And now, here's your host from the star, how's your mother-in-law,
01:34Wink Martindale.
01:36Thank you, Roy, thank you.
01:38Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
01:40If you had to pick your own mother-in-law from one of these three lovely ladies,
01:44which one would you choose?
01:45Well, you're all invited to join our bachelor jury in making that decision right after this message.
01:50It's a very special season on ABC.
01:59Detective Lieutenant Mike Haynes, 27 precinct.
02:02Detective Sergeant Jeff Ward, holds the mayor's citation for heroism.
02:06Johnny Corso, Detective First, young, cool, and he cares.
02:1024-hour cops for a 24-hour town.
02:13The people.
02:14The joys.
02:15The sorrows.
02:16The troubles.
02:17You ask him, what's really the matter?
02:18You gotta stop him first.
02:20You ask him, what's really the matter?
02:22You gotta stop him first.
02:45NYPD, in color, on ABC.
02:50As the mother-in-laws know, we've already talked to their daughters and son-in-laws prior to the show,
02:58and I'll be asking questions based on those conversations.
03:01This bachelor jury of prospective in-laws will be trying to decide
03:04just which mother-in-law they'd most like to call their very own,
03:07and that lucky mother-in-law will receive a check for $100.
03:10Now, ladies, you've already met your partner, so let's not tarry.
03:13Let's begin with mother-in-law number one, Mrs. Mary Batch.
03:17Your son-in-law, Jim, Mrs. Batch, told us that his honeymoon with your daughter got off to a very slow start
03:23because you were there with them on the honeymoon.
03:26Now, why did you do that to those poor newlyweds?
03:28I thought it would speed it up.
03:31You thought it would speed it up a little?
03:34Speed it up.
03:35What do you mean by that?
03:36Well, I thought they'd have a better time.
03:38I thought they'd have a good time having me there, guys.
03:43That's right.
03:44Well, after the honeymoon, what was your opinion?
03:46You think they did or didn't?
03:51Ask them for the next question.
03:54Next question.
03:55Jim also told us that when all of you returned from their honeymoon,
03:59you followed them right into their apartment and lived there for three months.
04:03That's right.
04:04Now, may I ask how did that work out?
04:06Well, I didn't have to pay rent or buy food or anything.
04:09So then you would say that worked out pretty good.
04:12Right.
04:13All right, thank you.
04:14Let's move to mother-in-law number two, Mrs. Katherine Lindberg.
04:17We understand that you also enjoy causing trouble for newlyweds.
04:21Your son-in-law Mike tells us that when he and your daughter stayed with you after their honeymoon,
04:26you made them sleep in a room with twin beds for a whole week.
04:29Now, don't you think that you owe us all a little explanation for that?
04:33Well, it was Becky's room, so I had the room.
04:37They would stand with me.
04:39They had no choice.
04:40They certainly didn't.
04:41They had to do what I told them.
04:43So they stayed where I brought them.
04:46And you think that was fair?
04:48Sure.
04:49All right.
04:50That was fair.
04:51Mike also told us that when he got sick during that week's stay at your house,
04:54you gave all of your neighbors a detailed clinical description of exactly what was wrong with him.
04:59Now, why did you do that?
05:01Because I don't know.
05:03I don't know.
05:04I didn't give my neighbors a detailed...
05:08That's what he said.
05:09Well, he's lying.
05:10That's all.
05:11He's lying.
05:13All right.
05:14Thank you, Mrs. Lindberg.
05:15Let's move to mother-in-law number three, Mrs. Wee Dad Rafiti.
05:19Your son-in-law, Frank, told us that not only do you refuse to let him enjoy sports on your new color television set,
05:26you won't even let him watch TV at his own house without constantly nagging and interrupting.
05:31Why do you keep making it impossible for him to relax?
05:34What a big balloon.
05:36What do you mean by that?
05:38He come and hung the whole room.
05:40He lay himself under the TV.
05:42And now, not only him lie down on the floor.
05:44He had his daughters and son and everybody in the family lie down there.
05:48You can't even fast by them.
05:50They discuss it.
05:51I can't even in my own home.
05:53I can't even see my own program.
05:55I always have to give in for him.
05:57Hey, Mrs. Lindberg.
05:58Do you bother him at his house when he wants to watch his TV?
06:02No, I don't.
06:04What do you mean I bother him?
06:06If I bother him one inch more, he'll be inside the TV.
06:12Frank also told us that he'd rather never play cards again than be your partner.
06:17Now, what have you done to make him feel that way?
06:19Because I won him.
06:22You won him?
06:24What do you mean, Mrs. Rafiti?
06:25I win him.
06:26He's a bad loser like me.
06:28I hate to win.
06:30He did mention to us that you're a sore loser.
06:32I am.
06:33Oh, yes.
06:34I agree.
06:35I can't.
06:36I'm not born to lose.
06:37All right.
06:38Thank you, Mrs. Rafiti.
06:39Thank you, Rafiti.
06:40We'll be back to hear our celebrities try to convince our bachelor jury that the mother-in-law
06:45they represent is the most adorable mother-in-law of the game, right after this message.
06:49The Nazi war machine had to face it.
06:55Come!
06:56Trouble behind their own lines.
06:59Guerrillas.
07:00Four cons and a West Point Lieutenant.
07:05Unconventionally qualified.
07:09Actor.
07:10Name the role.
07:11He'll play it.
07:13Chief.
07:14Silent.
07:15Lethal.
07:16Casino.
07:18The lock hasn't been made yet, baby.
07:21Garnet.
07:22Walls.
07:23No sweat.
07:24Lieutenant Greg Garrison.
07:26The brains and brawn to slam these four wild hoods into a crack guerrilla team
07:31and to pick up their respect on the way.
07:34Any questions?
07:35All right.
07:36Let's go.
07:37Garrison's Gorillas.
07:38In color on ABC.
07:40Time now for the celebrities to persuade the jury that the mother-in-law they represent
07:56is the best of the game.
07:57And first representing Mrs. Batch, let's hear from Nipsey Russell.
08:00By all means.
08:06The rooster is king of the barnyard.
08:08His pride is understood.
08:10But no matter how loudly a rooster may crow, it's the hen who delivers the goods.
08:15And so has been.
08:21So it has been with my choice mother-in-law.
08:24She not only loved her children, she didn't abandon them.
08:28At the wedding, when the minister said, I do.
08:30They said, do you.
08:31She said, you'd better.
08:34And they didn't tell you she went home.
08:36But it was her house.
08:37She's not a nag.
08:39Like number two, Miss Lindbergh.
08:41There's a woman with enough mouth for another row of teeth.
08:47She makes her children sleep in twin beds.
08:50Twin beds are only good for twins.
08:53She won't let her son-in-law be sick.
08:55She said, he just thinks he's sick.
08:57So when he passes away, he said, how's your son?
08:59I said, well, he thinks he's dead.
09:02Mother-in-law number three.
09:04Don't you know that television is very good?
09:08Television is very good.
09:09When a woman's home watching television, she's not out driving.
09:12Now, I think I can very easily come wrap it up, said to man.
09:19I wrap up my whole statement in one.
09:22When your vote is jazzed, I know it will be made very fast for mother-in-law number one.
09:28Thank you, Nipsey Russell.
09:30Next representing Mrs. Lindbergh, here's Milt Kamen.
09:33Milt.
09:35My client, Mrs. Lindbergh, has been challenged.
09:39Indeed.
09:41Now, here, mother-in-law number one, a giggler.
09:44Runs on a honeymoon and giggles all the time.
09:48Bites him to the house, allows him to do nothing but giggles in their face.
09:51That's not good for any couple.
09:53What she thought was funny.
09:54Now, number two.
09:57That's true.
09:58That's what I mean, you never tell.
10:00Over here, number three.
10:02Not a giggler, but a laugher.
10:03Who, me?
10:04A lady who wins cards from her son-in-law and then laughs in his face.
10:08Oh, no.
10:09And when he tries to go to TV to try to alleviate the pain of having lost to a lady,
10:13she turns off the TV and climbs inside and laughs at him some more.
10:19Here we have Mrs. Lindbergh, a woman whose own son-in-law lies.
10:22As you heard.
10:24He lies.
10:25There she was.
10:26She gave him twin beds in her house, too.
10:28Betsy's twin bed, you let him sleep in, and he didn't even appreciate it.
10:32With a name like Lindbergh, how can you not say she's wonderful?
10:37Thank you, Milt Gaiman.
10:40Finally, representing Weedad Brasidi, here's Richard Dawson.
10:45Ladies and gentlemen of the...
10:48Oh, I'm in the wrong studio.
10:49Excuse me.
10:50Mrs. Batch, you went on their honeymoon with them to speed things up.
10:57What a lovely scene, nine o'clock at night on their honeymoon evening.
11:03Let's all go to Betty, bye.
11:05No more questions.
11:08Mrs. Lindbergh, about your cheese.
11:12Yeah, Betsy and Mike, and you're worried about them.
11:19Let them be married. Enjoy marriage.
11:22I've been married nine years, and I'm very happy.
11:25We're happy, aren't we, Milt?
11:26Now, please look at my darling lady.
11:40Mother-in-law number three.
11:42When you're number three, you have to try a little harder.
11:44And she's trying to kill Frank, and we don't deny it.
11:50Oh.
11:51He lies around, stares at television.
11:53I say when you have a name like Weedad Brasidi, you have enough trouble for life.
11:59There's the mother-in-law.
12:00Thank you, Richard Dawson, and thank you, gentlemen.
12:04That includes our celebrity summations.
12:06Now, the moment has arrived when our bachelor jury, who will hopefully have their own mother-in-law someday,
12:11will select the one mother-in-law in this game that they'd most like to call their own.
12:15Remember, the winning mother-in-law will receive a check for $100,
12:18and we'll be back to hear the decision of the jury right after this message.
12:24This man was frozen in a glacier for 67 years.
12:27Then he thawed out and started to live his second hundred years.
12:33Now, this middle-aged man is his son, delighted to have dear old Dad back, except for one small problem.
12:40Well, if you really want to know, he happens to be my father.
12:46Dear old Dad hasn't aged a day.
12:48He looks just like his 33-year-old grandson.
12:52Ken, what are you doing on the floor?
12:54Playing with my grandson.
12:55Dad!
12:58It's funny.
12:59It's outrageous.
13:01Hi, Tiger.
13:02How'd you get out, Bill?
13:03What are you talking about?
13:04Oh, listen to Mr. Innocence.
13:06You sure take a good picture.
13:09Grandpa!
13:11Dad!
13:12Oh, no!
13:14It's the second hundred years.
13:16Grandpa!
13:17In color on ABC.
13:19He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he.
13:26Well, I have the vote of the jury.
13:27But before we hear the verdict, here's Roy Rowan with special gifts for all of our mother-in-laws today.
13:31Roy?
13:32Right here, Wink, with Arpege perfume, that special touch of elegance for each of today's mother-in-laws.
13:38Promise her anything but give her Arpege, the best perfume Paris has to offer.
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14:17Now back to Wink Martindale and the verdict for Game 1.
14:20And how's your mother-in-law?
14:23Thank you, Roy.
14:24And now the moment when we find out if our jury thinks the most adorable mother-in-law of this game
14:29is Mrs. Mary Batch, Mrs. Katherine Lindbergh, or Mrs. Weedad Raffidi.
14:35And the decision of the jury is mother-in-law number 3, Mrs. Weedad Raffidi.
14:42Congratulations Mrs. Weedad Raffidi for being our winning mother-in-law for Game 1.
14:49You'll receive a check for $100.
14:51We'll be back with 20 new mother-in-laws for our second game right after this message.
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16:01And now let's meet our mother-in-laws for game two.
16:03Mother-in-law number one hails from Scotts Bluff, Nebraska.
16:06She once won a bubble gum contest.
16:08Meet Mrs. Barbara Strong.
16:14Mother-in-law number two is a native of Los Angeles, California.
16:17Her son-in-law once threatened to shave her cat.
16:19Meet Mrs. Patricia Burich.
16:22Mother-in-law number three is a secretary from New York City
16:27and believes that a mother-in-law should keep her mouth shut and her pocketbook open.
16:31Meet Mrs. Gloria Scheer.
16:35As the mother-in-laws know, we've talked to their daughters and son-in-laws prior to this show
16:38and I'll be asking questions based on those conversations.
16:40Let's begin with mother-in-law number one, Mrs. Barbara Strong.
16:43Your son-in-law Terry told us that you're still laughing about the time he burned himself with a cigarette on the way to a party.
16:51How could you find so much amusement in such a mishap?
16:54Well, because he was so emotional about it.
16:58He has beautiful black curly hair and he reached his hand up in here and he just kept, he held his hand out and he kept going like this.
17:05And he kept saying, gee, gee, look down in there.
17:08He says, is there a hole clear to my scalp?
17:11And I was laughing.
17:12He says, Mom, stop it.
17:13It isn't even funny.
17:15And he was so exasperated with me because I thought that was funny and he was hurting.
17:21Every time Terry comes to your house for a visit, you either slam the door in his face or squirt him with a squirt gun.
17:28Now, why aren't you more cordial to him?
17:30Well, I just tell him, you know, I pretend like he's a salesman and I just open the door and I say, no, thank you.
17:34I don't want any. I just slam the door.
17:37You do that to all salesmen who come to your door?
17:39No, just him.
17:42Thank you, Mrs. Strong.
17:43Let's go to mother-in-law number two.
17:45Mrs. Patricia Burich, is it?
17:47Mrs. Burich, we found out that just before Bob became your new son-in-law, you pinned him bodily to your living room floor and wouldn't let him get up.
17:57Now, what was your reason for doing a crazy thing like that?
18:00Well, he probably deserved it. I can't remember too much. I think, I'm positive it's the time we tried to pants him.
18:13But I can't pants him.
18:15The time you tried to what?
18:17Uh, next question.
18:20Let's move along, Mrs. Burich.
18:22Uh, Bob also told us that a few days before he married your daughter, you presented him with a leopard skin wraparound towel and a matching pair of slippers.
18:32Did you want him to be the laughing stock of their bridal suite?
18:35Well, I didn't think anybody was going to see him but her and I didn't want him just running around in his skivvies.
18:40Skivvies?
18:42Shorts.
18:43Shorts. Oh, yes. All right. Thank you, Mrs. Burich.
18:45Let's move to mother-in-law number three. This is Mrs. Gloria Scheer.
18:49Ma'am.
18:50We understand that you insisted your son-in-law, Daniil, visit your bargain tailor.
18:54Now, Daniil tells us that not only have all the pockets fallen off the new suit,
18:58but the shirts you gave him from the same tailor fell apart the first time they were washed.
19:02Now, why would you suggest such a rotten tailor to your son-in-law?
19:06Well, he was the cheapest. The cheapest tailor that I knew of. And Daniil couldn't afford too much. And the suits that my husband got from this tailor were pretty good. So I told Daniil, go to him.
19:25But, no, Daniil is my son-in-law.
19:28But I guess he must have gotten something from the old stocks because, anyway, this tailor's out of business now.
19:37Yes. By the way, your son-in-law has been waiting two and a half years for you to repair the damage you did when you carelessly ripped out the shelves in his new house. What do you plan to do about that?
19:49Say April Fool.
19:51Well, I had a good idea for that particular wall.
19:55Yes.
19:56But I can't find the time to finish it.
19:59I told him to rip the shelves out and we would fix it up real good.
20:04But they've been living in the house now for two years and I'm working.
20:08And I keep telling him, as soon as I get a spare moment, we'll think about it.
20:13All right. Let's think about that, Mrs. Shear. Thank you very much. Thank you, ladies.
20:16Now, coming up, our celebrity representatives will try to impress our jury of prospective in-laws that the lovely lady they represent has got to be the best mother-in-law of the game.
20:25And that happens right after this message.
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21:30Now it's time again for the celebrities to try and convince our jury of bachelors and bachelorettes that the mother-in-law they represent is the most adorable of all.
21:40And representing Mrs. Strong, here's Nipsey Russell.
21:48I've been looking, I've been seeking to try and find a place to get my mother-in-law a one-way ticket on the next ship to outer space.
21:57But that does not apply to Mrs. Strong because she's out of the world already.
22:01And I'll tell you, she's the bubblegum champion.
22:05Why shouldn't she chew him out a little bit?
22:08Now, she squirted him with water because he comes in with his head on fire.
22:12But let us go to the end of the line.
22:14Down to Miss Cher.
22:16She sends her son to the tailor.
22:18She tells him, put no clothes on the cuffs.
22:21And put no cuffs on the clothes.
22:23We come.
22:24Now, Miss Burich, she was a nag.
22:28She will give an aspirin a headache.
22:31Since Eve fed the apple to Adam, we have been fed up with women who have been dominating their son.
22:40She tells him what to do and when to do it and where to go.
22:44So we work right back along the line till we come to the nation's choice, to my choice.
22:49Miss Strong, I'm very strong for you.
22:52You got it.
22:53Thank you, Nipsey Russell.
22:55Now, representing Mrs. Burich, here's Bill Cameron.
22:57Here's Bill Cameron.
23:00Let's face it.
23:01We're here in a situation where two of the mother-in-laws don't particularly like their son-in-laws.
23:08Here we have Mrs. Strong, who describes her son-in-law's burning hair by exposing him in an entirely different way.
23:15She just said he had a hole in the hair.
23:17That kind of funny fella we don't want to hear about on the show.
23:20It's obvious she doesn't like him.
23:22When he comes around, she slams the door we don't want any.
23:25That gives a fellow a lot of confidence.
23:28Now, over here we have Mrs. Sher.
23:31Delightful lady.
23:34Thought spoken.
23:35Oh, boy.
23:37Send him to a rotten tailor and you say the tailor's out of business, huh?
23:41So is your son, Daniel, by now.
23:44Well, anyhow, you keep on talking your soft way, but I'm sure he'll punch you soon.
23:50I forgive you, but he never will.
23:53But here we have my little mother-in-law who really loves her son-in-law.
23:57Sure.
23:58She strapped him to the floor.
23:59She liked him.
24:00He was nervous.
24:02And so she wanted him to get over that.
24:04And she gave him not ordinary pajamas, but leopard skin to make him look like a man.
24:08Something he is not.
24:13A real woman who makes a man feel like a man.
24:15My mother-in-law.
24:16I throw her on your feet.
24:19Thank you, Milton.
24:20Finally representing Mrs. Shear, here's Richard Dawson.
24:25Mrs. Shear, excuse my back.
24:30Mrs. Strong, excuse my front.
24:35That's the way I'm built.
24:38There's got to be a barrel of laughs at your house, Mrs. Strong.
24:42Son-in-law running around looking like a flaming Bombay.
24:46Squirting him with the gun, bashing him in the nose with the door.
24:50Terry, did you say his name was?
24:52Make a fuss of him.
24:53He's not going to be with you long.
24:55Then, of course, Mrs. Birch.
24:58Who pinned little Bob down on the ground.
25:02You don't remember why you threw him to the ground, huh?
25:06Still having the dizzy spells.
25:09What, what, what?
25:11Mrs. Shear, mother-in-law number three.
25:14She helps the boy.
25:17Danielle, is that his name?
25:20Hmm.
25:21She helps him.
25:22Believe me, that is what a mother-in-law must do.
25:25Our mother-in-law helped my wife and I.
25:27We don't stay at home messing around with shelves.
25:30We go out twice a week, without fail, dinner and dancing, just to keep romance alive.
25:37I go Mondays and Wednesdays, my wife goes Thursdays.
25:42Mrs. Shear, mother-in-law of the whole show.
25:46Thank you, Richard Johnson.
25:47Thank you, celebrity.
25:48We'll be back for the important moment when we find out just who the jury has selected as the most desirable mother-in-law of the game, right after this message.
25:5530% flaps.
25:5630% flaps.
25:57Robert McLaughlin!
25:58You leave those flaps alone and give us back the right guard.
25:59Don't you dare fly away and leave us the pencil.
26:00McLaughlin, you took your family's right guard?
26:01Yeah.
26:02You're grounded.
26:03Oh, no.
26:04Gillette Right Guard, the perfect personal family deodorant because nothing touches you but the spray itself, so share the right guard.
26:07Or make sure there's an extra can around.
26:09You're grounded.
26:10Oh, no.
26:11Gillette Right Guard, the perfect personal family deodorant because nothing touches you but the spray itself, so share the right guard.
26:22Or make sure there's an extra can around the house.
26:25Don't leave your family defenseless.
26:29Why try a tie?
26:31Risk a dish.
26:32Be the bum who sends a drum rum a tum.
26:34Why take a chance on cowboy pants with a big black belt, silver buckles, brass knuckles, and a drop forged triple chrome pearl handle six-shooters?
26:40Why?
26:41Here's what to give.
26:43Paper mate, paper mate.
26:45To a him, give a paper mate slim.
26:47To a she, give a lady capri.
26:50Give a paper mate fair.
26:52Give a paper mate fair.
26:53Make it a threesome by adding a flare.
26:55Give a paper mate.
26:57Again, it's time to find out which mother-in-law the jury would most like to call their very own.
27:05Now, will it be Mrs. Barbara Strong, Mrs. Patricia Burich, or Mrs. Gloria Scheer?
27:11The decision of the jury is mother-in-law number two, Mrs. Patricia Burich.
27:21Congratulations, Mrs. Burich, for being our winning mother-in-law for game two.
27:26You'll receive a check for $100.
27:28Congratulations to you and to both winners on today's show.
27:32That's our show for today.
27:33We'll see you all again tomorrow when we again ask the question, how's your mother-in-law?
27:37By the way, don't forget to watch Temptation, which precedes us over most of these same ABC stations.
27:42Until tomorrow, Wink Martindale saying goodbye.
28:12How's your mother-in-law as a Chuck Burich creation in association with the American Broadcasting Company?