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Chicken Wings & Pizza
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck The Freak discuss bathroom eating and Lisa The Pizza Fiend.
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good morning it is 6 15 thursday the 4th of may may the 4th be with you oh yes and also uh chuck
00:19
the freak's birthday yeah it's off to a blazing freaking happy birthday happy birthday man
00:25
thank you vending machines broken and chuck can't get his mountain dew so it's going to be a hell
00:29
of a day we'll get you a mountain dew just gonna put that out there yeah lisa and i never deal we
00:35
don't not very often very rare once in all the years they've been here i've gone to that vending
00:39
machine i just i bring my own stuff in hey you got your apples and bananas yeah he's got his own
00:44
my mind makes his little lunch in the morning my diet is like nine parts vending yeah exactly
00:51
speaking of apples and bananas somebody's got some strawberries in that fridge it's been there for a
00:56
couple days no i threw the old one down those are new okay those are replacement he refreshes his
01:00
strawberries sorry it was on fridge duty yeah i thought i saw a strawberry in the bathroom
01:05
trash there was there was was that yours no it wasn't mine it was a strawberry can i tell you
01:10
strawberry was that i thought it was blood at first i thought it was blood too no it's a strawberry
01:14
yeah i knew it was oh my god it was that's crazy though that all of us noticed it because it was
01:20
like it was so red in there yeah someone was eating a strawberry and just threw it in the garbage can in
01:25
the bathroom who goes into the bathroom eating a strawberry i don't know the bathroom's no place
01:29
for strawberries listen you know a lot of people use that bathroom you would have no idea it was
01:34
just one strawberry too yeah that's odd the bathroom's no place for food i know there's people that eat
01:39
but i'm not a bathroom eater there's one time i've eaten on the toilet and it was because i had to poop
01:43
really bad on my break when i worked at the grocery store and i was starving so i went and i bought
01:49
some chicken wings oh well that's intense chicken wings yeah wow that is incredible that may be the
01:56
worst toilet food i can't think of anything wings and ribs yeah i didn't plan it out i noticed i went
02:02
and i got like i was hungry i only got 15 minutes so i went and i got my chicken wings and then
02:06
immediately i was like oh no i took him with me i sat in the public bathroom i ate my chicken wings
02:14
and dropped the deuce okay and then what did you then you were done with the chicken wings and you
02:18
just threw them away yeah and finished up your business you just take the bones and throw them
02:22
between your legs i didn't flush the bones you can't flush the bones put them back in the container
02:27
but uh i just hate to admit it but i did eat on the toilet one someone said my co-worker announced to
02:32
me that he has to get totally naked to go to the bathroom and it dawned on me yesterday that i saw
02:36
him go to the port-a-john with two slices of pizza that's a place you could never eat right that's a
02:43
place you could never eat you need a friend to hold your pizza will you hold my pizza before you go in
02:50
there yes but hold your pizza you're gonna get a bag with some bites missing yeah that's true well
02:55
there's a tax that's what i would always say to my kids yeah well there you go next time you're down
03:00
think of james eating chicken wings on the toilet i would love james to just randomly ask strangers
03:05
at a port-a-potty to hold his pieces of pizza see what they did it would be funny that's a good
03:10
social experiment yeah don't ask me to hold your while i run in there yeah i'll eat it yeah at least
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like oh my god someone came by and stole your pizza pizza guy it was the meat lovers too lisa
03:24
he wouldn't even see me i'd be gone she unfolds an umbrella and takes to the store
03:30
i got it james out of here bitches hi hi james sorry that'd be so sad because i already just had a
03:39
deuce at a port-a-john yeah i'm excited to get this pizza then i walk out and lisa's gone with the
03:44
pizza like just stab me in the stomach why don't you yeah exactly prison style right in the stomach
03:51
yeah okay maybe i won't yeah walking beside james with pizza she'd just be staring you down the whole
03:55
way yeah like she'd be like how's the pizza how do you like it uh you can't don't go anywhere near
04:00
lisa with pizza unless you know she would have asked i would have just shared yeah of course yeah
04:05
pretend to hold it and leave but she doesn't want to ask sometimes so she'll just stare no she stares
04:09
it's never i don't know if she's ever asked no so just stare it's just a look and you know you're
04:14
like mind meld you into giving her some yeah my cousin gave me a bite of his pizza in italy and i
04:20
ate the whole thing and he still talks about it he's like you ate all of my pizza and then you
04:25
couldn't get any more of it it was it that's it sorry i'm sorry man something came over me
04:30
oh my god i'd be so mad you're like a fat girl eating my cookie you're lucky you're a tourist yeah
04:40
if you were really from italy they would have locked you up yeah exactly you should have saw
04:44
his face he looked like he was about to cry i might cry oh my god my italy pizza no he had other
04:51
types that he was eating but that was okay hold on hold on so you said hey cuz can i have a bite
04:59
yeah we were yeah of that pizza so i can try it he's like yeah yeah he wanted me to try it i want
05:04
you to try to insist take one bite one try it he didn't say one bite like hum hum it was gone
05:14
something took over me it was so rude and awful but i just ate the whole thing right in front of
05:18
them right in front of them i'm telling you i've been there that's cold and then i went to try and get
05:23
him more of that kind of pizza and they were like no they didn't have no more i'm like what i'm like
05:30
looking in the back one guess you have more they just lied to you no but they didn't they were out
05:34
that's it oh they make what they make it for the day and then they're done this is lisa
05:39
it's all gone don't offer a bite of anything now i need to nearly say or else it will be oh we've
05:58
learned something oh you said you said you wanted a bite oh you ate it all
06:18
where'd you even get that one oh sorry about that
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