Body Washing Routines

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about which body part they start off washing when in the shower and their answers point to why everyone on the show works so well together.

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00:00you know these things come out all the time and they talk about if you do this it reveals a lot

00:14about your personality oh yeah yeah yeah so the latest one and we'll see if it's bullcrap or not

00:19i'm sure it is but it's how you shower aggressively it says a lot about your personality

00:26specifically which part of your body you wash first chuck we'll start with you what do you wash

00:35first chest my chest bubble it up suds away chest because i get it going because i got so much sweet

00:45chest hair that i just get the bubbles i got so many bubbles going and then i can almost like hit

00:50the chest for a refill of any bubbles if some uh if i get low you are a practical person

00:57you're straightforward you don't beat around the bush to you convenience is of paramount importance

01:03i love convenience a good sex partner yes and willing to try new things i am i'll try anything

01:10anyone wants i will i will andy what do you want to try i mean if i'm being honest i really think

01:21because i use a bar soap and i i hit the dog and balls first i take care of it that's really the

01:27only reason i'm in there you're a shy type he's so shy i am shy uh you really that says that he's

01:33shy he's shy seems like you if you start with the genitals uh you make an above average sex partner

01:41yes i'll take it good for you you're able you're able to show true emotions though to not a lot of

01:47people but you find your inner strength in sex it's true it's true god damn it's got me paid yeah

01:54lisa what about you i wash my hair first okay so you're like me i go top to bottom i will i go top

01:59bottom and then i end with my genitals right right we make the best sex partners wow so i should get

02:06it on as we're most willing to explore and please the other partner huh our best partners in life

02:14will be those who chose chest and privates

02:18you guys are waving at me

02:24hello hello

02:27we've been expecting you

02:33i hope you're ready to explore me

02:38can't wait to see the stuff you try on me my sexual performance has been described as above average

02:45yeah i can't remember what my sex was but it was good james i'm very shy i washed my hair first

02:52okay okay so yeah so oh then me and james are perfect this explains why we all get along then

02:57i feel like it does yeah we're you guys are perfect partners where were the other places you could have

03:02started uh so there's hair there's privates shoulders oh sorry for those of you that start with

03:09your shoulders this is how it starts there's a bad review listen you're a born loser oh my god

03:14you fail in everything you do oh people dislike you oh and you tend to spend your time alone

03:22your type are heavy gamblers and drinkers your world is a living hell well this is fake yeah because

03:29you know why because no they must know no one on earth starts with your shoulders who why would

03:35you like lather up and i gotta get those shoulders those shoulders are always so dirty yeah your luck

03:41will always fail you you make a lousy sex partner oh my god well i am it will be difficult to find a

03:46life partner i am glad though that they do this do they and does anyone start with their feet

03:51i wouldn't think so no they don't put feet they after that it's just other

03:55and it's just an average person oh undoubtedly you have maybe some inner strengths but it's hard for

04:02people to see you're real sad after all my god yeah the shoulder was awful the shoulder thing

04:09sounds like a breakup text you're a born loser you fail in everything you do people dislike you and

04:14you tend to spend your time alone no here's my shower so you go chest you go arms you go pits

04:21you go neck neck beard head head genital

04:29i don't like your genital washing face i don't like it at all it's too hand in it what are you

04:37you're just cleaning it too much it's too hand in it move on make sure she's clean

04:42no what are you doing with the soap oh god don't forget to lift your leg and get the taint

04:48clean as a whistle i do like that he's like regular shower face rascal face

04:58what's he doing

05:01i feel super bad right now if there is a shoulder washer person out there so sad oh well well it's

05:13crazy but good luck when i revealed that you know lisa and james and myself our best partners

05:21will be just in privates and yeah and he's just waving

05:23they're like privates right here

05:27start with my privates

05:31what a weird thing to say to somebody

05:34i start with my privates

05:36oh man

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