Things People Can't Do

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some simple tasks that millennials are having trouble with these days and share a few of their own fails as well.

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00:00um sure are we say all the time our parents are better at doing things like fixing cars and you

00:08know home repairs and stuff have you ever seen any of them try and use snapchat ah and you sure

00:15thank god you don't yeah i mean that's some are no they're absolutely i see parents my kids

00:20parents are on snapchat and stuff oh my yeah uh and you sure they found that not my kids parents

00:26my kids friends parents yeah yes they found unsurprisingly millennials are way worse though

00:31at a lot of other stuff than their parents were here's just a few examples 60 of millennials

00:38can sew a button but 93 of their parents could okay in this room anyone i could totally sew

00:48i have never sewed a thing in my life i can sew a button um there's only 42 of millennials

00:56that can check the tire pressure on their car versus 77 of their parents again one of the

01:02easiest things in the world to do yeah real super i am by no means a car repair man yeah you put your

01:08mouth on it and that's it chuck and then you tell us slow but no that's don't put your mouth i thought

01:12you did it in the ear yeah you put your ear on it oh okay uh-huh that's one way no don't listen to

01:18just slam your ear into it yeah yeah mike from ipsy has a comment here blows your brain joining us on

01:25the dave and chuck lines good morning it's mark from ipsy uh i love you guys uh balls penis balls

01:31uh but anyway uh i just want to say college too i'm a maintenance guy for a property management

01:37company and uh most of our tenants are college students and you would not believe how many of

01:44these students that are going to school to be doctors teachers professors don't know how to flip

01:48a breaker unclog a toilet um man i can't even imagine i clog a toilet and i'm i'm at my wits end

01:55you don't know how to fix it and i have to call somebody i'm just running around i get on calls like

02:01that all the time really just from a plug toilet yes yes oh my toilet's plugged it won't flush no more

02:08i think as i because i grew up a chubby little kid i was plugging toilets all the time

02:12i learned really young i had to learn or

02:16well just like to me it's so funny when you clog it when i when i have clogged something

02:23i'm just at my most embarrassed yeah it's just like terrible like what a terrible thing yeah

02:31to have done oh absolutely you never want to call anyone else no it's that is my problem

02:35i will slay this dragon yeah exactly for me just recently it was filling up the windshield wiper

02:43fluid in my new car they moved like it used to be real obvious where it was yeah yeah it was like

02:49a hidden adventure i had to try and find figure out i felt like such an idiot i'm like okay this used to

02:57be easy this used to be like right here to have like the window thing you know and now it's like way

03:02up by the window it's not even like in the hood area it's probably hard to get at it's it's in a

03:08weird it's a weird spot i had to go get the owner's manual i did i didn't know where it was

03:13lisa way is hitting adventure she's pouring just like a treasure you can't you can't ask anyone

03:22no you can't that would have been brutal but it was not in a normal spot where it used to be

03:27huh yeah it was moved way i don't know if anyone's experienced my car had has the battery in the trunk

03:33oh yeah and the first time i i my car wouldn't start i like opened up the hood and i was like

03:38houston we have a

03:40that's it there's no battery this goddamn car doesn't have a battery i think that might be causing

03:47this

03:48i cannot find it well i'll be damned

03:57oh my god yeah

04:01dude i i wouldn't be ready for a battery in the back

04:07no i wasn't on my mind yeah i went to like jump somebody or something and i'm like

04:11uh yeah you might want to come here and take a look at this

04:15as far as i can tell there is no battery in this car

04:19it starts up with some kind of magic or prayer or something

04:23tell you what though sometimes as parents you just fail because

04:26um stella so like her whole life whenever she has like a headache or needs like she's hurt

04:35uh i always say hey do you want well do you want some sips i just say sips and uh that's like

04:42motrin or whatever she needs and she's like yeah i need some sips or whatever so i'm like okay and

04:47that's been since she was a baby well i guess the other day at school she like fell and like hurt

04:52herself and she was like complaining of being sore or whatever and uh stella went to one of the

04:59teachers and like yeah can i go to the office and get some sips and they're like some what

05:03someone was like she's like sips for my that's all she knows for my sore and i realized i never told

05:10her what it actually is and she came home furious oh she was pissed at you she was so mad because you

05:21made her look she was like why didn't you tell me that sips

05:27isn't what it's called i'm like oh

05:30stop

05:32no don't kill me

05:35yeah so i had to explain to her she learned the hard way she learned the hard way of being

05:41embarrassed it sucks so bad i couldn't just

05:44like she'll never forget that no it's Tylenol or motrin i remember when my dad used to call it

05:50sips do you want some sips that's funny they're like what yeah i know and they were trying to

05:56figure out what she was saying and she was like you know sips what are you talking sips yeah

06:02oh she was mad guys i bet you were on the wrong end of that little fury oh my god i never even

06:13thought of that that you wouldn't put it together but i heard the door open and i just heard

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