#OldGuysAtU2

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A listener sent an e-mail about his buddy urinating while in the crowd at a concert which leads to Chuck and Andy doing the same thing as old guys at a U2 show.

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00:00all right uh here's another email that came in over the weekend uh he said first off guys

00:09lifeless eyes uh didn't know if i should send this out but gotta see what comes out of it

00:14i went to one of the best concerts of my life last night except for a couple of terrible moments

00:20throughout the night while standing in the pit area my very drunk a-hole best friend decides it

00:26would be a good idea just to whip out his johnson and start pissing on the floor right in front of

00:31himself oh and on me and my girlfriend who were standing in front of him oh boy what a friend so

00:37he's in the pit and he's pissing does that happen a lot of this all the time that's disgusting you

00:40guys i saw people i saw people peeing at you too okay so you should up and go to the bathroom

00:46you're lazy sons of bitches at you well at you too they had their bladders can't handle i know that

00:52oh they're old but i mean they forgot their defense they've heard the songs you know what

00:57i mean you've heard the songs you can yeah you can go to the job right no one's no one's fighting

01:06if i go now i'm gonna miss bono swinging on his microphone it's true you will there's a good

01:11chance of that plus like you two they had that crazy stage set up you know where you can get like

01:16inside like a little circular area of the stage that's a heck of a walk from the bathroom it was a

01:20long way but this person was towards the there was no like i was way on the outskirts you know

01:26like not even i had my kids they were like who are these people right i was like uh on the outskirts

01:32and i could watch people like you're right on the edge not on the edge but like you're right at the

01:39edge of the crowd lisa's old people youtube joke is killing her right i know it was a good one

01:44laughing at it

01:46other people laugh it makes me laugh

01:48um i am picturing just an old dude peeing like

01:51how long how long

01:53how long

01:55yeah no and

02:00but he was the guy was peeing like like two people in

02:03that's crazy you know i mean you're not

02:05you're not you're not gonna lose your spot you know what i mean

02:08so i just can't stop getting the image of all these old guys at a youtube show just

02:14and chuck

02:16i've got to take a leak

02:19hey give me that bottle

02:20there you go

02:21yeah get it bud

02:24my prostate you know what i mean

02:27it takes a long time

02:29if you walked now to the bathrooms you'd miss all this

02:32go down

02:34it's dark

02:35you're spraying

02:36can't rule

02:37your heart

02:38oh

02:39getting it everywhere

02:40i think i got a kidney stone

02:42oh yeah that's

02:43oh

02:43i don't know bud

02:45ow

02:45oh no does

02:46trace

02:47i can't believe you're still peeing

03:00i am

03:01it's a slow trick

03:03it really is

03:04barely comes out

03:05you got your doctor on that huh

03:06oh yeah he's looking at it

03:08he uh

03:09checking out my prostate says it's a size of an apple

03:13i bet i bet i mean that thing is just trickling out

03:15that bottle is

03:16couldn't even get a finger in

03:18yeah that's crazy

03:19still peeing

03:21still peeing

03:22the entire length of vertigo you've been peeing

03:25oh my god

03:26swing into the music

03:28swing into the music

03:29are you singing along or is that a pain scream

03:36hello

03:36hola

03:38i've got vertigo

03:41you had piss all over your khakis

03:43oh jeez

03:45i wasn't even holding it in the bottle

03:47no you weren't you missed it

03:49it was when you were singing along i didn't know if you were singing or passing another stone

03:52both

03:54that was both

03:55we gotta go to concerts more often

03:57yeah i have a great time

03:59yeah oh i'm peeing now too

04:01but i don't have a bottle

04:02i'm just gonna let it rip

04:03you didn't wear you to pens

04:04i didn't

04:06glad you wore those tight jeans tonight

04:09i did i did

04:10i wanted to show off my wiener

04:12smart

04:13you know it's a rock show

04:15yeah

04:16that's why i'm in leather pants

04:18it's goddamn awesome

04:19you gotta piss all over those leather pants

04:20all of this can be yours

04:22that's how dark it is

04:24i know i see that

04:25you need more you need to hydrate more

04:27i never drink water ever

04:30probably why i have kidney stones

04:31your kidneys are a mess i bet

04:33yeah

04:34hold on i love this part

04:36my friend's got vertigo

04:39it's true i do

04:40literal vertigo

04:42things get shaky from time to time

04:44i'm giving it right now

04:47me

04:49ow

04:50ow

04:51don't push

04:53kidney stones are on me

04:55let it work its way out

04:56ow

04:57ow

04:58i better i better kneel

05:00i better kneel

05:01yep kneel down

05:02the old guys

05:05hey where's kneel

05:06hey kneel

05:06yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

05:16yeah

05:17you know what i am gonna go to the bathroom

05:19i'll be right back

05:20all right go

05:20you're number two this time

05:21yeah

05:22old guys at the u2 show

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