Cocaine Banana Boy

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about three grocery stores that received 49 pounds of cocaine in a shipment of bananas and imagine the terror you'd feel if you were the employee that found the packages.

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00:00so Andy let's say little Andy was working at the Safeway grocery store okay his job today was to

00:12unpack the bananas yeah and when he went to do that little Andy found a ton of cocaine like

00:19like 16 year old Andy yes boom what would let Andy do well three Safeway stores in Washington

00:41had cocaine in their banana shipments wow and here's what happened from KING news take a listen

00:50here yeah employees at three different stores including this one in federal way all have the

00:54same story they say they were processing shipments of bananas found brown packages wrapped in tape

01:00and it turns out add those all together we're talking about a million dollars worth of cocaine

01:06jesus investigators will now use the supply chain as they attempt to find out where these drugs came

01:14from and where they were supposed to go man they always turn it in Safeway corporate really isn't

01:20saying much about this other than to say they're cooperating fully with federal law enforcement

01:26and if you were wondering at least here in federal way bananas are still for sale and can be found in

01:32the produce department thank you yeah but you don't want to be like banana boy and they're hunting you

01:38down yeah exactly they're like you find me this chubby banana boy and you bring me his face and head

01:44his face and head hello can i get speaking with your manager please

01:51hey it's me i was in a produce a department testing the fruits yeah and i didn't like i'd like to talk to the

02:01uh chubby guy in charge of bananas have you seen him that's andy we'll go get him right now thank you

02:07very much hey hey hey what's up man i uh hi hello my name is javier i'm from colombia you dress very nicely

02:22i like your bananas yeah oh i like to talk to you i bet you maybe after work i'll uh we got

02:30our eyes on you oh god now you're on the run well i'm i'll be right out i just have to go poop javier

02:47you'll never get me no i'm taking the coke that's why you have to turn the drugs in

02:53oh you can't be banana boy on the run no no banana boy you'll find me this fat ass a banana boy

03:01and you'll shoot him in his face and you'll get my coke back i want you to take him i want you to

03:06take a chainsaw cut his legs off cut his head off cut his arms off oh it's terrible the only thing i

03:11want there's the remaining of him is those girls give me his hair i want to wear it

03:20nice hair

03:21i got it i got it in the u.s a bag she's like the drug king's lady all of a sudden

03:36suck you bikini clad woman i stole it from my family i take it right off his head

03:44are you enjoying your my six pools

03:53lisa's living the drug life yeah

03:57i took it from a banana boy banana boy

03:59i found that banana boy and i skinny

04:03yeah so hey banana boys don't take the drugs yeah all right no to be honest if i was just a been like

04:10a banana boy and i'm opening up cases of bananas and all of a sudden there's like a brown

04:19i'm so at that i feel like my life is over you do because just finding them i feel like even if i

04:27turn them in javier still coming to try and pay me a visit well yeah like i found them i wouldn't

04:34i would like quit my job right then and there just pretend like you didn't find them and pretend

04:38i didn't find them and let the next guy get killed yeah good plan

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