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Cocaine Banana Boy
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about three grocery stores that received 49 pounds of cocaine in a shipment of bananas and imagine the terror you'd feel if you were the employee that found the packages.
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so Andy let's say little Andy was working at the Safeway grocery store okay his job today was to
00:12
unpack the bananas yeah and when he went to do that little Andy found a ton of cocaine like
00:19
like 16 year old Andy yes boom what would let Andy do well three Safeway stores in Washington
00:41
had cocaine in their banana shipments wow and here's what happened from KING news take a listen
00:50
here yeah employees at three different stores including this one in federal way all have the
00:54
same story they say they were processing shipments of bananas found brown packages wrapped in tape
01:00
and it turns out add those all together we're talking about a million dollars worth of cocaine
01:06
jesus investigators will now use the supply chain as they attempt to find out where these drugs came
01:14
from and where they were supposed to go man they always turn it in Safeway corporate really isn't
01:20
saying much about this other than to say they're cooperating fully with federal law enforcement
01:26
and if you were wondering at least here in federal way bananas are still for sale and can be found in
01:32
the produce department thank you yeah but you don't want to be like banana boy and they're hunting you
01:38
down yeah exactly they're like you find me this chubby banana boy and you bring me his face and head
01:44
his face and head hello can i get speaking with your manager please
01:51
hey it's me i was in a produce a department testing the fruits yeah and i didn't like i'd like to talk to the
02:01
uh chubby guy in charge of bananas have you seen him that's andy we'll go get him right now thank you
02:07
very much hey hey hey what's up man i uh hi hello my name is javier i'm from colombia you dress very nicely
02:22
i like your bananas yeah oh i like to talk to you i bet you maybe after work i'll uh we got
02:30
our eyes on you oh god now you're on the run well i'm i'll be right out i just have to go poop javier
02:47
you'll never get me no i'm taking the coke that's why you have to turn the drugs in
02:53
oh you can't be banana boy on the run no no banana boy you'll find me this fat ass a banana boy
03:01
and you'll shoot him in his face and you'll get my coke back i want you to take him i want you to
03:06
take a chainsaw cut his legs off cut his head off cut his arms off oh it's terrible the only thing i
03:11
want there's the remaining of him is those girls give me his hair i want to wear it
03:20
nice hair
03:21
i got it i got it in the u.s a bag she's like the drug king's lady all of a sudden
03:36
suck you bikini clad woman i stole it from my family i take it right off his head
03:44
are you enjoying your my six pools
03:53
lisa's living the drug life yeah
03:57
i took it from a banana boy banana boy
03:59
i found that banana boy and i skinny
04:03
yeah so hey banana boys don't take the drugs yeah all right no to be honest if i was just a been like
04:10
a banana boy and i'm opening up cases of bananas and all of a sudden there's like a brown
04:19
i'm so at that i feel like my life is over you do because just finding them i feel like even if i
04:27
turn them in javier still coming to try and pay me a visit well yeah like i found them i wouldn't
04:34
i would like quit my job right then and there just pretend like you didn't find them and pretend
04:38
i didn't find them and let the next guy get killed yeah good plan
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