Robot Bomb Squad HJ

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who told his buddy that the toilet seat that he is sitting on had been rigged with explosives and the show wonders what the encounter with a bomb diffusing robot would have been like.

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00:00i'd say this is a case of life imitating art but i don't know if lethal weapon 2 counts as art

00:10it does it does don't mess with briggs and murthaw yeah a neighborhood in tullahoma tennessee

00:20was evacuated over the weekend after two guys got into an argument that led to a bomb scare

00:25so during their argument one of the guys took a seat on a toilet for a quick poop break

00:31yeah during the argument during the argument guess what thank god you argued with me because

00:37you taking a crap in there i am you just wait till i get out well if you get up that whole place is

00:44gonna explode huh yeah i rigged the toilet to blow up as soon as your fat ass gets off of it you

00:51diabolical bastard that's right there's no toilet paper either oh man suck on that you've checkmated

00:58me you don't have a cell phone do you i don't no well then you're screwed for real pretty much

01:06exactly what happened the other guy said that he had rigged a pressure sensitive bomb that if that

01:12guy tried to stand up it would go off yep exactly like the toilet bomb in lethal weapon 2 right that's

01:17right anyway more than 300 people had to be evacuated from 90 nearby homes while the bomb squad

01:23came in to investigate all while this guy is sitting no pants on the toilet i'm sorry y'all i may i ain't

01:29been able to wipe or nothing he can't flush it either because i told him if he flushes it it's gonna go

01:36kaboom so are they they're like lifting his junk up to try and inspect for a bomb well they're looking

01:40for the bomb but what about me i'm in the i'm in the living room i'm the one who told him it's there

01:45don't you think they just grab me by the back of the neck and they're like is there a bomb you

01:49idiot and i'm like no there's no bomb i'm just trying to scare them it's just funny to think

01:53like a redneck dude sitting on the toilet and then the bomb robot slowly goes in there

01:57like lifts up whoa there's a robot oh your robot hands is cold damn easy now hey hey hey

02:05oh that was oh that one's nice

02:08see a bomb in there robot cradles the balls he's still looking

02:16he take your time with that robot he got the softest robot hands i ever felt in my life

02:21a real gentle touch

02:24oh yeah like i've never experienced nothing like that

02:28i got a robot hand job today wow i liked it i liked it i really did

02:35he really dropped a bomb on me

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02:41something went off

02:44there was an explosion all right

02:49an rhj a robot hand job so after several hours it turns out there wasn't actually a bomb on the

02:57toilet that guy was allowed to get up everyone was allowed back into their homes

03:01it's been a long time it's crazy don't move man i can't my legs is asleep i'm not telling you the

03:07truth whether or not i really did it or not

03:10yep enjoy your seven hours of toilet time kind of like rent that robot

03:16the 42 year old guy who made the bomb threat was taken to a hospital for a quote

03:23mental evaluation i'm kind of nuts he's what you call screwy

03:27crazy would you believe though that would you believe your buddy that he actually rigged a toilet

03:33not not on the fly like not i knew we were gonna have a huge argument so i set up a bomb on my own

03:40toilet yeah it's wild what if i had to use the toilet they're not thinkers these no they're not in

03:47tullahoma tennessee the whole crew that showed up the bomb squad not think the robot was the smartest

03:54one there oh yeah you try and poke under that guy's ass you see anything under there the robot is

04:02like it's a bomb y'all oh man ain't no bomb y'all there's the official declaration

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