Squirrel Loses His Nuts

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Pittsburgh who found a squirrel's giant stash of walnuts underneath the hood of her car and think about how pissed off the squirrel must have been when he realized his haul was missing.

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00:00a woman in Pennsylvania noticed her car smelled like something was burning was

00:08making a strange sound turns out a squirrel had stored more than 200

00:14walnuts and lots of grass under her hood her husband talked about what

00:20happened here to WBTV my truck was having some issues so I was at the

00:25dealership getting those worked out my wife called me while I was at the

00:29dealership and told me that her vehicle was smoking and making some weird noises

00:36so I told her maybe check the hood make sure nothing's on fire and she was at

00:41Northland library looked and the whole entire compartment was filled with grass

00:48and walnuts so I told her to hang tight and I went over and we spent about an

00:54hour pulling out walnuts and hay and some straw all types of stuff out of there

01:01this is uh how it looked squirrel was like damn I know he's like it's fine baby the winter's on the way

01:08but I have 200 at least nuts I got grass I got everything we need and I left it in a giant

01:15big old thing that's oh god damn it

01:22where did it go so much work where did it go I don't know I left it in the huge metal thing I swear

01:27to god oh winter I was finding these walnuts all the time you just a liar come on well you probably just

01:33watching the game please still mate with me no hell no please you put it let me guess put it in

01:40another big metal box I did I swear to god it was right here it was right here

01:45grass walnut it was a fortune I'm gonna find somebody else to mate with no don't leave me

01:58there you go you're so fast baby you've always been the fastest he thought he had the perfect spot

02:04he did oh yeah he's like nobody will see these like seriously no one knows about this I don't even

02:10have to bury them it's not even in the ground yeah people will never never know that it's like when

02:18I watched a squirrel build a nest and a tree I had a very large pine tree in my yard and I'm like that

02:24thing's coming down soon squirrel he had no idea just back and forth back and forth back and

02:29and then like a week later he's like yep they cut it down he kept coming back like he kept looking

02:35around it's up here somewhere somebody call the news call the news dude seriously there was a there

02:44was a tree there was a tree there was a tree here like how does a tree disappear we gotta call the news

02:51there was a tree there was a tree your house was up there it's gone you lost everything

02:57it's gone oh look I always used to climb it up builds the thing cause that's my house over there

03:04it's still there your house is there my house is gone and uh listen I hate to break it to you but

03:10the wife says I can't stay you can't stay let me stay no she doesn't like you doesn't doesn't

03:19like us I'm gonna shoot you straight right now I've always thought she was a huge bitch

03:22come on I just I just know she's a little uh little fire it's not cool of her this is a big tree I

03:31don't understand why I will say this you got all those walnuts you need to bring them back and dump

03:36them out yeah so like that squirrel's like yeah he did all that's all his work yeah for weeks

03:44yeah what's going through that little squirrel's mind it's so much grass that is kind of similar

03:53thing that squirrels decided to do that under the cushions of our outdoor couch oh yeah so I sat

03:59down like mother of hell what's that and there was probably about wasn't like 200 but maybe 20 yeah

04:04wow see I felt bad but I'm like sorry oh no gotta go do not put nuts for human's asses go I'll tell

04:11you that I don't like it you want to lose everything they'll lose everything I thought I had the perfect

04:19spot big tall tree it's perfect but it's gone sometimes trees disappear sometimes trees disappear

04:26nobody talks about it no one is saying anything about it it's a crazy thing I hope this is a simulation

04:33no one believes no one believes yeah nobody believes you you look crazy exactly and you're polarized for

04:39saying anything I would like to see him on the news though call the news get channel four channel six

04:46squirrel news we're here it's a sight of a disappearing tree is this a new trend in trees

04:57the trees are disappearing the metal boxes are gone

05:04you

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