The MTG Podcast

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Andy playing Magic the Gathering which leads to the discussion of him videotaping himself opening his cards.

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00:30Nothing crazy.

00:31Yeah, no, I mean, it's still just carbs.

00:32I still got other extracurricular activities I've got to pay for.

00:36They were able to support.

00:37Yeah, but I was sitting outside my magic store yesterday.

00:41Magic store?

00:42Just like, oh, you know, I'm like, I am not that cool.

00:46And then this FedEx guy rolls up, and I'm sitting there, and we're waiting for it to open.

00:50And he's like, I was like just making jokes, like, yeah, I got a hard start time here.

00:55I'm like, you into magic?

00:56He's like, no.

00:56No, I'm just trying to dump these packages up for these nerds.

01:00He's trying to do my job.

01:01I'm like, yeah, I love it.

01:02You know, it's cool or whatever.

01:03He's like, I love the show, man.

01:05I'm like, oh.

01:08Recognized.

01:09So he was just trying to deliver things to the store, and you were waiting for it to open.

01:15And I'm waiting for the magic store.

01:17You just can't wait to get in there.

01:18My life is so devoid of happiness.

01:20I'm waiting for the magic card store to open.

01:25The only one in line.

01:28There was a little, why would there be a line?

01:30I never would be.

01:32Not exactly like an event day.

01:35Nothing being released or anything like that.

01:37No, nothing like that.

01:39Just wanted to throw some money away.

01:41Just opening time.

01:42And then you brought a package of cards, and then you only got a few cool cards.

01:46Not just a package of cards.

01:48It was a bummer.

01:49A box.

01:49Oh, a box?

01:50A box of packages.

01:52It is exactly right.

01:54Yeah.

01:54It's a box of packages of cards.

01:56What do you do with the rest of the cards that you don't need?

01:59I just put them in a box, and I'm like, what am I going to do with these?

02:02How many cards do you think you got?

02:03Probably like 4,000.

02:04Yeah, that's what I thought.

02:05Do you wait to get home to open them, or do you do it right there in the parking lot?

02:09Oh, I wait to get home.

02:10I make a little event out of it.

02:11I put my gym shorts on.

02:13Get a snack.

02:14Time to open my Magic the Gathering cards.

02:17Sit there and tear them open.

02:18Look at them.

02:18I'm like, ah, bust.

02:20You know what?

02:20Listen, I'm going to tell you this right now.

02:23What you should do, because you do this, you should record yourself opening these cards

02:29all the time.

02:30This is all my kids watch, are people who open stuff.

02:35Oh, like unboxing videos?

02:37Yeah, or like, just like, I went to the store and got some Pokemon cards here.

02:43We're going to open them up.

02:44You guys ready?

02:45Okay, here we go.

02:47It's time to open them.

02:48Okay, we go.

02:49Charizard!

02:50You know, they lose their mind.

02:53Do you play like the Magic the Gathering soundtrack while you're opening?

02:56I should.

02:56I should put some epic battle music behind me as I open these things.

02:59I didn't know there was Magic the Gathering actual music.

03:02Yeah.

03:02No, usually just whatever PlayStation game I'm playing is idling in the background and just

03:10sadly opening cards.

03:12While you eat a snack.

03:14While I have a snack.

03:15I'm getting your J-shirts.

03:16But nothing that gets my fingers dusty, because you don't want to ruin the cards.

03:20You don't want to ruin the cards.

03:21You don't want to ruin the cards.

03:21It's got to be a certain kind of snack.

03:22New.

03:23Yeah.

03:23You should make a video of you opening them up.

03:26Yeah, that'll be great, wouldn't it?

03:28Look at the fantasy, dude.

03:30Those people have...

03:31I would watch.

03:33...millions of followers.

03:34That's crazy.

03:35I might...

03:35I didn't know that, that whole world.

03:37That would be funny.

03:37Because it is crazy, but you'd have to freak out when you got something great, right?

03:41I'd be like soaring, Grim.

03:43He's a planeswalker.

03:45Can you give us just a little taste of what we'd see on the video, like your reaction right

03:49here?

03:49Usually I'm like...

03:50Yes!

03:53Boom.

03:53Put that one over there and see if I'm some crap.

03:57But you'd have to get way more into it.

03:59You'd have to be like, break it down.

04:00You'd have to put up.

04:01Be like, all right, here we are.

04:02Here's the green bean.

04:06Gathering.

04:06Magic the Gathering podcast.

04:09Are you guys ready to see some channels over Innistrad Booster Boxing?

04:12Are you open here yet?

04:13Are you guys ready to see some channels over here, green bean?

04:18Here we go.

04:20Yes!

04:21Arlen Korn.

04:22She's a badass.

04:24She's totally hot, but you can probably find stronger cards.

04:29She'd be my girlfriend if I was really a wizard.

04:34Are you on the floor when you're opening them up?

04:35No, like Indian style?

04:36No.

04:37I'm in a very comfortable adult chair.

04:40Oh, an adult chair.

04:42Bean bag chair.

04:44But it is very sad, fat Christmas morning type stuff.

04:48Oh, yeah.

04:48Like, I'm always like barefoot, just like with my hoodie on.

04:51Yeah.

04:52Yeah.

04:52Just like wrappers all around me.

04:57Yeah.

04:57Oh, I get it.

04:58Eating bonbons and opening Magic the Gathering cards.

05:01Got my snacks ready.

05:02Unfortunately, there are already thousands of these videos of people doing this already.

05:07Yeah, but not green bean.

05:08I know.

05:09That's true.

05:09But if you wanted to see what it would be, this guy, Magic the Gathering, Modern Masters

05:142015 booster box opening.

05:17Yeah, I got some Modern Masters.

05:20Those dudes love me.

05:21They treat me like a shark at a casino.

05:26Get the boxes ready!

05:28Present the boxes!

05:29You need to tell them to open the store earlier.

05:31I know!

05:32Just for you.

05:32Like a private shopping.

05:33Yeah.

05:34I was.

05:34I was like, I'm just waiting here.

05:35Although, I'm sure it wasn't jammed.

05:37But I'm sure you were still the only guy in there.

05:38I mean, it was only five minutes.

05:38Oh, yeah.

05:39They're never.

05:40Just slam.

05:43Oh, there you go.

05:44Andy Green opens his Magic the Gathering cards.

05:47That's the rock and roll lifestyle I lead.

05:49Coming soon.

05:50Can't wait to see it.

05:51Can't wait to see it.

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