Little Ass Boats

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who had his trailer full of mini boats stolen and reenact how the thieves must have reacted when they realized what was inside.

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00:00um this guy i don't know kind of reminds me of chuck for some reason because

00:13this is a guy who is his life is racing miniature boats okay yeah

00:19it'll give him any idea it'll be the next hobby i love little boats but so this guy

00:25whose life is racing miniature boats comes to michigan what happens to him his boat sinks

00:32all of his stuff is stolen okay here's the story from fox 2 news gone are 21 radio control boats

00:41this trailer stolen sometime between one and nine wednesday morning from his hotel parking lot

00:51near the airport but for ken who he says is the third best rc boat driver in the country

00:57his loss is also a major financial blow maybe an up to 50 000 in stuff but it's over a 10 year period

01:06of time and probably of little value to anybody unless they race rc boats i'd be more than willing

01:12to give a ten thousand dollar reward to anybody that can recover my boats and trailer for me

01:16who's got you know somebody out there yeah which will listen has seen this listen it's a red

01:21trailer which one of our listeners which one of our listeners stole this guy's trailer

01:25give him his boats man give him his boat guys seriously you're not going to be able to sell

01:31these boats for anything just show up at this guy's hotel drop off the trailer and give it back to

01:38him yeah how much are you going to get for those minutes you're going to have like what why are you

01:41finding those miniature boats and they didn't know that that little boats were inside of it

01:45no they didn't

01:47god damn

01:49what little boats

01:51who the hell got a trailer full of little ass boats

01:54god damn

01:56i thought it was going to be a motorcycle

01:59this man got some kind of miniature navy up in this bitch i thought there was going to be

02:04something sweet up on her

02:05a low control boat bitch what am i supposed to do

02:09craigslist little ass boat

02:13yeah look for on craigslist for little ass boats

02:16i'm checking right now

02:19craigslist detroit mini boats

02:23we done did it this time we messed up

02:26oh this is the dumbest thing you ever stole

02:29you said there was a trailer i didn't know what's gonna be full of little ass boats

02:33how the hell we gonna unload all these little ass boats

02:38you better hope the smurfs need a god damn navy

02:42there's such a good point

02:47there's two right here

02:48they had no idea it would just be filled with little miniature remote control boats

02:52let's see what we got here hopefully as bars are gold

02:54i don't know

02:56oh break it down baby where we got

02:56i was supposed to open it up man

02:58look at this

02:58aww man

03:00aww what

03:01look at that

03:02this is the last boats

03:03aww mini boats

03:04this is some bull shit

03:08yep that's filled to the brim

03:1250 little ass boats man

03:13you stole mini boats

03:14we did

03:15you didn't try to get looksy

03:19no i just thought that he got it in a trailer like there's something good in there

03:23not a little ass boat

03:24it's a little ass boat

03:27what the hell

03:31what we gonna do

03:32i don't even know what to do with these little ass boats

03:35i can't even sell the trailer cause it's designed for boats

03:39the inside of the trailer is only meant for the little ass boats

03:42you can't put a motorcycle or nothing in it

03:44no

03:45you can just put sadness

03:46jesus h christ

03:49the mini boat thieves did not know what they were getting

03:54my question is

03:55my question is

03:57yes chuck

03:57did the person that steal this thing

04:00are they the fourth best

04:03in our seat

04:04like inside job

04:06he needed to put on the side of his trailer

04:08like

04:08mini boats

04:09warning thieves

04:10we're full of little ass boats

04:12he needs to do that in the future

04:18that's it right there

04:19i do like the idea of the fourth best being like

04:22yeah

04:22my time it's nigh

04:24oh i wish

04:25that just to have a camera on those guys

04:28when they crack open that trailer

04:30would be the best moment ever

04:32and they realize they stole

04:33miniature remote control boats

04:36oh it's bad

04:36in fact if one of those guys is listening right now

04:39and you cracked open that trailer

04:41and saw that it was mini boats

04:43what was your reaction

04:44call us

04:46248-544-977

04:47is it gonna be jewels

04:48is it gonna be gold bars

04:49dude it's gonna be motorcycles

04:51i think it's gonna be sweet ass

04:53red ass motorcycle

04:55it's gonna be a horse

04:56here we go

04:57oh

04:58oh

04:59hell

04:59god damn minute boats

05:01the last boats man

05:03smurf navy was my favorite line

05:05you got a bathtub for this

05:09rubber dub dub

05:11oh man

05:15craziness

05:15i hope he gets it back

05:17number one

05:18no place will take them

05:19because they're stolen

05:20you know what i mean

05:21you'd have to be like

05:22uh yeah

05:23i just have on the side

05:25a crazy $50,000 collection

05:27of RC boats

05:29i love the last boat

05:30no you don't

05:31i mean there's no way

05:32you can get rid of these

05:33yeah

05:33you guys

05:34whoever stole it

05:35just give it up

05:35just abandon it

05:36and let someone know

05:37where you left it

05:37you just give that back

05:38give that man

05:39his little ass boats back

05:39let's wrap this up

05:40for that guy

05:41no

05:42no

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